An Open Letter To Rick Carlisle

[monosylab1k]

Dear Rick,

I really appreciate you putting up with Mark Cuban and running the team, but can I offer a friendly suggestion?

Go to Harry Hines and get yourself a nice hooker. At this point the only logical explanation for why Jerry Stackhouse gets minutes is that he goes under your desk at the office and gives you blowjobs. Just get your fix at an Asian massage parlor and tell Jerry to keep his hands off your and keep his ass in a seat during games.

Hopefully this helps you figure out what to do at shooting guard for the rest of the season!

Love,

monosylab1k

[Vinnie_Johnson]

[RsxPiimp]

rofl

[JamStone]

Why not write a letter to Gerald Green to learn how to get on his knees and suck ?

If he does a better job than Stack, he might actually play in the first half of games.

[RsxPiimp]

too much talk here.

[Kai]

Random fact:

Gerald green is missing half of his right ring-finger

[mFFL03]

calm down guys, Rick is testing these things out

he is finding chemistry as opposed to forcing chemistry

[BUMP]

Random fact:

Gerald green is missing half of his right ring-finger

another random fact:

that old guy in the audience is missing his left eye

[monosylab1k]

I didn't realize Gerald's ring finger was like that, I just figured he really enjoyed flashing the shocker.

[ShoogarBear]

[Matchman]

Jerry StackHouse brings the experience that other mavericks SG dont have
dont listen to him Rick!

[mystargtr34]

Green is really missing his finger, never knew.

[dirk4mvp]

Doesn't seem to affect his play at all, so who cares? I'd figure it'd mess with his jumpshooting a bit since I've read that the 2 middle fingers are the most important shooting fingers, but I guess not.

[DaDakota]

Green should be playing NOW...he is better than Wright and Stackhouse....

DD

[Kori Ellis]

I have heard two different stories about Gerald Green's finger. One is that he got it caught on the rim when he was dunking when he was a kid. It got so messed up that they had to amputate. The other is that it happened in a car accident. I've never heard him talk about it, but either way, he had to have it amputated when he was young.