Blake
12-10-2008, 10:38 AM
Hello everyone,
You may remember me. I was the exercise bike that Dirk Nowitzki beat up after a loss to the Heat in the 2006 NBA Finals.
I have a made a full recovery since he broke my pedal (and subsequently also had to wear a neck brace) and have worked my way back into tip top shape.
But fears for my personal safety are growing again, especially after last night's double overtime loss to the Spurs.
Dirk was giving me a creepy stare as he was sitting at his locker after the game. I also swear I overheard Jason Terry mumbling under his breath that he wanted to shove my handlebar up my speedometer. I also think I saw Stackhouse with a gun and for some reason, Jason Kidd has a baseball bat in his locker. All four were looking my way.
I wet my bike seat. I thought for sure I was a dead bike.
Luckily, Keith Van Horn stripped and started pole dancing for the rest of team, and that got me off the hook.......for now.
This is just too much to handle. I've got a wife and two kid bikes at home.
I tried to talk to Cuban, but he wouldn't listen. He said I was still under contract until 2014 and I just need to take it like a real exercise bike.
This sucks. I really thought I was going to be a Spur back in early 2007, but the trade that would have sent me to San Antonio for Beno, Barry and the rights to Scola fell through at the last minute.
God I wish I was in San Antonio
-yours,
E-bike
You may remember me. I was the exercise bike that Dirk Nowitzki beat up after a loss to the Heat in the 2006 NBA Finals.
I have a made a full recovery since he broke my pedal (and subsequently also had to wear a neck brace) and have worked my way back into tip top shape.
But fears for my personal safety are growing again, especially after last night's double overtime loss to the Spurs.
Dirk was giving me a creepy stare as he was sitting at his locker after the game. I also swear I overheard Jason Terry mumbling under his breath that he wanted to shove my handlebar up my speedometer. I also think I saw Stackhouse with a gun and for some reason, Jason Kidd has a baseball bat in his locker. All four were looking my way.
I wet my bike seat. I thought for sure I was a dead bike.
Luckily, Keith Van Horn stripped and started pole dancing for the rest of team, and that got me off the hook.......for now.
This is just too much to handle. I've got a wife and two kid bikes at home.
I tried to talk to Cuban, but he wouldn't listen. He said I was still under contract until 2014 and I just need to take it like a real exercise bike.
This sucks. I really thought I was going to be a Spur back in early 2007, but the trade that would have sent me to San Antonio for Beno, Barry and the rights to Scola fell through at the last minute.
God I wish I was in San Antonio
-yours,
E-bike