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ing awesome, Blake. I mean that, too. This is the funniest thing any of us have ever read. I get it - the bike angle and all. Genius. Just genius.
o everyone,
You may remember me. I was the exercise bike that Dirk Nowitzki beat up after a loss to the Heat in the 2006 NBA Finals.
I have a made a full recovery since he broke my pedal (and subsequently also had to wear a neck brace) and have worked my way back into tip top shape.
But fears for my personal safety are growing again, especially after last night's double overtime loss to the Spurs.
Dirk was giving me a creepy stare as he was sitting at his locker after the game. I also swear I overheard Jason Terry mumbling under his breath that he wanted to shove my handlebar up my speedometer. I also think I saw Stackhouse with a gun and for some reason, Jason Kidd has a baseball bat in his locker. All four were looking my way.
I wet my bike seat. I thought for sure I was a dead bike.
Luckily, Keith Van Horn stripped and started pole dancing for the rest of team, and that got me off the hook.......for now.
This is just too much to handle. I've got a wife and two kid bikes at home.
I tried to talk to Cuban, but he wouldn't listen. He said I was still under contract until 2014 and I just need to take it like a real exercise bike.
This sucks. I really thought I was going to be a Spur back in early 2007, but the trade that would have sent me to San Antonio for Beno, Barry and the rights to Scola fell through at the last minute.
God I wish I was in San Antonio
-yours,
E-bike
ing awesome, Blake. I mean that, too. This is the funniest thing any of us have ever read. I get it - the bike angle and all. Genius. Just genius.
I actually thought this was pretty funny
Thats some funny bike !
That was super funny!
That was super funny!
How ty did you feel when you found out your superhero Manu doesn't believe in your god?
It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man go to heaven ...How ty did you feel when you found out your superhero Manu doesn't believe in your god?
so whats the point anyway?
How ty did you feel when you found out your superhero Manu doesn't believe in your god?
This is Manu's God
Um, aren't you in Miami?
LMFAO at this thread.
WTF! funny to the highest level!
uhh.....I travel with the Mavs.
For the record, while I was in Miami, unfortunately, I did get to taste Shaq's ass while he was working out. Take the used jock straps from the lockerroom, mix it with the nastiest dumpster you can find followed by his first rap album, and you scratch the surface as to what it tastes like.
He said, "E-Bike, tell me how my ass taste". I think I made the smart move by telling him "it tastes mmmmm good, Shaq"
P.S. don't ask me what Keith Van Horn is still doing in the Mavs lockerroom.......I'm just telling you what I saw.
-E-Bike
Mav fan wouldn't find it so...I actually thought this was pretty funny
don't be a to angel, or I'll kick yer ass in GOW :PHow ty did you feel when you found out your superhero Manu doesn't believe in your god?
-Mars
a rich Manu?
I thought the same thing.
yeah, i gotta admit, that's a funny post....
and then you take into account that it's coming from a Mavs fan and the lol factor goes off the charts.
Yeh, Mavfan still has no sense of humor concerning exercise bikesyeah, i gotta admit, that's a funny post....
and then you take into account that it's coming from a Mavs fan and the lol factor goes off the charts.
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