duncan228
01-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Tim Duncan Finds His Motivation (http://lowposts.com/tim-duncan-finds-his-motivation/)
Photographer: Hey Tim, congrats on the all star spot.
Tim Duncan: Thank you.
Photographer: Feeling photogenic today?
Duncan: No?
Photographer: Alright… I know this isn’t your first rodeo. Let’s get rolling. You’ll be needing this.
(The photographer meekly bounces the ball to Tim)
Duncan: What was that? Let’s try it again, only this time you PASS me the ball.
(Tim fires a laser that the photographer catches off his chest)
Photographer: (wincing) Okay…
(The photographer puts everything he has behind his chest pass back to Tim)
Duncan: (unimpressed) Better, I guess.
Photographer: Okay. Let’s start this off simple. Just hold the ball in your right hand and give me your best smile.
Duncan: Got it.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead140.jpg
Photographer: (taking pictures) That’s great.
Photographer: Really good.
Photographer: We need a smile.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead141.jpg
Photographer: Bigger smile.
Duncan: (straining) hrmmmrrrrpphh.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead142.jpg
Photographer: More! I really need you to grin!
Photographer: Alright…. let’s see… You just pushed Joe Crawford down a flight of stairs.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead143.jpg
Photographer: PERFECT! (taking pictures) That’s the stuff.
Photographer: Let’s get a few of you looking over your right shoulder.
Duncan: Like this?
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead144.jpg
Photographer: Excellent. Hold that pose and give us a smile.
Photographer: (taking pictures) Nice. Keep it up.
Photographer: Good stuff.
Photographer: Big smile.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead145.jpg
Photographer: Let’s see those pearly whites.
Duncan: (straining) eeeeeeeerhhhphhhh.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead146.jpg
Photographer: Hmm. Okay…. You just heard that RC Buford traded for a REAL center.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead147.jpg
Photographer: Hey Tim, congrats on the all star spot.
Tim Duncan: Thank you.
Photographer: Feeling photogenic today?
Duncan: No?
Photographer: Alright… I know this isn’t your first rodeo. Let’s get rolling. You’ll be needing this.
(The photographer meekly bounces the ball to Tim)
Duncan: What was that? Let’s try it again, only this time you PASS me the ball.
(Tim fires a laser that the photographer catches off his chest)
Photographer: (wincing) Okay…
(The photographer puts everything he has behind his chest pass back to Tim)
Duncan: (unimpressed) Better, I guess.
Photographer: Okay. Let’s start this off simple. Just hold the ball in your right hand and give me your best smile.
Duncan: Got it.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead140.jpg
Photographer: (taking pictures) That’s great.
Photographer: Really good.
Photographer: We need a smile.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead141.jpg
Photographer: Bigger smile.
Duncan: (straining) hrmmmrrrrpphh.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead142.jpg
Photographer: More! I really need you to grin!
Photographer: Alright…. let’s see… You just pushed Joe Crawford down a flight of stairs.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead143.jpg
Photographer: PERFECT! (taking pictures) That’s the stuff.
Photographer: Let’s get a few of you looking over your right shoulder.
Duncan: Like this?
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead144.jpg
Photographer: Excellent. Hold that pose and give us a smile.
Photographer: (taking pictures) Nice. Keep it up.
Photographer: Good stuff.
Photographer: Big smile.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead145.jpg
Photographer: Let’s see those pearly whites.
Duncan: (straining) eeeeeeeerhhhphhhh.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead146.jpg
Photographer: Hmm. Okay…. You just heard that RC Buford traded for a REAL center.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/temp%20duncan/lead147.jpg