Tim Duncan Finds His Motivation
Photographer: Hey Tim, congrats on the all star spot.
Tim Duncan: Thank you.
Photographer: Feeling photogenic today?
Duncan: No?
Photographer: Alright… I know this isn’t your first rodeo. Let’s get rolling. You’ll be needing this.
(The photographer meekly bounces the ball to Tim)
Duncan: What was that? Let’s try it again, only this time you PASS me the ball.
(Tim fires a laser that the photographer catches off his chest)
Photographer: (wincing) Okay…
(The photographer puts everything he has behind his chest pass back to Tim)
Duncan: (unimpressed) Better, I guess.
Photographer: Okay. Let’s start this off simple. Just hold the ball in your right hand and give me your best smile.
Duncan: Got it.
Photographer: (taking pictures) That’s great.
Photographer: Really good.
Photographer: We need a smile.
Photographer: Bigger smile.
Duncan: (straining) hrmmmrrrrpphh.
Photographer: More! I really need you to grin!
Photographer: Alright…. let’s see… You just pushed Joe Crawford down a flight of stairs.
Photographer: PERFECT! (taking pictures) That’s the stuff.
Photographer: Let’s get a few of you looking over your right shoulder.
Duncan: Like this?
Photographer: Excellent. Hold that pose and give us a smile.
Photographer: (taking pictures) Nice. Keep it up.
Photographer: Good stuff.
Photographer: Big smile.
Photographer: Let’s see those pearly whites.
Duncan: (straining) eeeeeeeerhhhphhhh.
Photographer: Hmm. Okay…. You just heard that RC Buford traded for a REAL center.
Last edited by duncan228; 01-27-2009 at 03:09 PM.
Good one 228!!
I want to believe thats true.
An outside-the-box caption thread. Well done, duncan228!
LmAo
Bonner hater, I thought you were cool 228
Bonner hater, I thought you were cool 228
I thought you wrote it 228. You needed to just take credit for it...just think WWBHD.
That's awesome. I lol'd.
I guess I should have realized that by the link on the top
You've outdone yourself this time duncan228!!!
Very good. It was done well. Thanks for posting Duncan228.
Funniest thing I've read today.
Excellent. I needed a good smile today.
HAHAH awesome
I so LOVE my timmy!!! That was great!
That's hilarious
228, do you Google Timmy every day to see if theres anything new?
hilarious
That put a huge lingering smile on my face.
why is duncan doing that look over ur shoulder pose....isnt that mainly done by ladies....
That was hilarious!
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