Manipulated...Trolled under my own roof.

[BacktoBasics]

I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.

Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my cock and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a fucking backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse :depressed? I'm going to bed already goodnight."

The fucking nerve of some women :bang . In my own house too. I'm nobodies sucker dammit.

[Blake]

you're getting old.

[BacktoBasics]

you're getting old.I know I just turned 32

[SpursStalker]

You refused a blow job?

My gawd, I think you're the first man to do so ...

:lol

[Alex Jones]

I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.

Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my cock and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a fucking backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse :depressed? I'm going to bed already goodnight."

The fucking nerve of some women :bang . In my own house too. I'm nobodies sucker dammit.

You may have a good reason for being tricked into an unwilling sex practice.

You have a photo of your wife?

[IronMexican]

You'd rather sleep then get dome?

[SpursWoman]

lol, trolled.

[Last Comic Standing]

You refused a blow job?

My gawd, I think you're the first man to do so ...

:lol

Actually I think this lady's husband was.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/java1078/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg

[mouse]

That IRS refund must be right around the corner.

[SpursStalker]

Actually I think this lady's husband was.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/java1078/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg

:wow

If I was a man, I would have too ...

LOL

[I. Hustle]

The exact opposite happened to me. Except I got tricked into giving HER a foot rub and cooking dinner! I was told hey come over here for a bj. I don't know what happened. I have only myself to balme.

[BacktoBasics]

The exact opposite happened to me. Except I got tricked into giving HER a foot rub and cooking dinner! I was told hey come over here for a bj. I don't know what happened. I have only myself to balme.Shit just isn't right.

I want my god damn backrub.

[mouse]

Maybe this is all pay back for you guys saying."I promise to pull out this time"

[Blake]

Shit just isn't right.

I want my god damn backrub.

pfft. I've given up trying to get backrubs from the wife.

I pay the dough to go a massage school. It's cheaper and easier than getting my wife to do it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You poor bastard.

[CosmicCowboy]

I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.

Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my cock and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a fucking backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse :depressed? I'm going to bed already goodnight."

The fucking nerve of some women :bang . In my own house too. I'm nobodies sucker dammit.

:lmao

damn. you are on a roll today...

The classic "backrub" line with the genders reversed.

The replies also prove there's a bunch of dumb virgins in here.

[TDMVPDPOY]

did you serve it to her in that glass drink she had??

[JudynTX]

Shit just isn't right.

I want my god damn backrub.

:tu Let's see if you get a BJ on March 14th!

[Alex Jones]

:tu Let's see if you get a BJ on March 14th!


Is that day special?

[JudynTX]

Is that day special?

Most men think so. :lol

[Alex Jones]

Most men think so. :lol

Not the ones who can afford a calender. :tu