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you're getting old.
I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.
Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a ing backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse? I'm going to bed already goodnight."
The ing nerve of some women. In my own house too. I'm nobodies sucker dammit.
you're getting old.
I know I just turned 32
You refused a blow job?
My gawd, I think you're the first man to do so ...
You may have a good reason for being tricked into an unwilling sex practice.I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.
Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a ing backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse
The ing nerve of some women
You have a photo of your wife?
You'd rather sleep then get dome?
lol, trolled.
Actually I think this lady's husband was.You refused a blow job?
My gawd, I think you're the first man to do so ...
That IRS refund must be right around the corner.
Actually I think this lady's husband was.
If I was a man, I would have too ...
LOL
The exact opposite happened to me. Except I got tricked into giving HER a foot rub and cooking dinner! I was told hey come over here for a bj. I don't know what happened. I have only myself to balme.
just isn't right.
I want my god damn backrub.
Maybe this is all pay back for you guys saying."I promise to pull out this time"
pfft. I've given up trying to get backrubs from the wife.
I pay the dough to go a massage school. It's cheaper and easier than getting my wife to do it.
You poor bas .
I was trying to relax last night and just couldn't get comfortable. I guess I finally dosed off and around 1 or 2 the wife wakes me up and tells me she's going to finish her drink and when she's done I should move to the bedroom where she'll give me a nice back massage in bed. I was pretty excited about this because I love a good rub down before bed. We make our way there and the rubdown begins, feeling pretty good and relaxed she tells me to take my shorts off. Confused and unsure of why I need my shorts off for a backrub I went ahead and took them off anyway because ass massages are pretty $$$ too.
Then she asked me to roll over and I knew I had been had. She starts rubbing on my and sucking me off, I'm thinking this isn't a ing backrub WTF. I told her "sooo you woke me up for a blowjob using the backrub ruse
The ing nerve of some women
damn. you are on a roll today...
The classic "backrub" line with the genders reversed.
The replies also prove there's a bunch of dumb virgins in here.
did you serve it to her in that glass drink she had??
Let's see if you get a BJ on March 14th!
Is that day special?
Most men think so.
Not the ones who can afford a calender.Most men think so.
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