B2B: 1 Wife: 0

[BacktoBasics]

Got a call from the wife about 10 minutes ago. She was at the grocery store picking some shit up for the weekend. She was real irritated and annoyed. The place sounded like a madhouse.

I could hear the boy in the background hollering at her that he wanted to talk to me.

Wife: ugh he wants to talk to you....make it quick this place is insane.

Boy: Hi Dad

Me: Sup big man whatcha doing?

Boy: We're shopping at the store.

Me: Do me a favor big man and ask mom if she's going to the boneyard with me tonight. Its noisy there so say it loud so she hears you.

Boy: :loudly: MOOOOM DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO THE BONEYARD WITH HIM TONIGHT.

Wife: :wow What what what!!!!! No don't say that

Boy: :huh MOOOOOOOOM dad wants to goooooo why aren't you going? You're supposed to go to the boneyard with him.

Me: :lmao

Then the phone hangs up on me. 30 seconds later I received a text to my email.

Wife's email: You're a fucking piece of shit asshole. He's crying because now he wants to go the boneyard. I can't get the god damn groceries. You'll have to go after work.

:rolleyes I'll just pretend that I forgot to stop and she'll go back.

[lebomb]

If I may ask.......... WTF is the boneyard??

Oh and she is right.......you are a piece of shit asshole!!! :lmao


:toast

[JoeChalupa]

I wouldn't forget to stop and I'd be scoring all night long. And I've got bonefields not just yards.

[SpursStalker]

That's pretty funny if I took it the way I think you meant it ...

:lol

[BacktoBasics]

If I may ask.......... WTF is the boneyard??

Oh and she is right.......you are a piece of shit asshole!!! :lmao


:toast
boneyard = fucking

[jman3000]

I'm assuming it's slang for getting ass.

[stretch]

:lol good work

[FromWayDowntown]

I actually laughed out loud.

Particularly about the kid wanting to go to the boneyard, too.

[jman3000]

It's a pretty dick thing to do... especially since now he wants to fuck his own mom... but it's still funny.

[Richard Cranium]

Are you high?

[Summers]

:lol

[Mixability]

I guess the score will be B2B: 1 Wife 1 in bed tonight when you won't find a yard to bury your bone in.

[Taco]

:lol

[lebomb]

boneyard = fucking


:hang


........damn Im slow. :depressed


B2B...........why did you just have your kid ask........"Hey mommy, daddy wants to know if he can bust a nutt in your ass tonight"?

[mrsmaalox]

Pffft. Sistah gonna even the score tonight!!!

[JudynTX]

:lol Thanks, needed this laugh.

[BacktoBasics]

:hang


........damn Im slow. :depressed


B2B...........why did you just have your kid ask........"Hey mommy, daddy wants to know if he can bust a nutt in your ass tonight"?Boneyard is funnier. Its less offensive and sounds nice and innocent coming out if his mouth compared to busting a nut. Its all in the particulars.

[EricB]

:lmao

Very well played.

[JudynTX]

Is this the same kid that cusses? :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Too fuckin' funny!
:lmao

[AmericanWoman]

:sleep

[BacktoBasics]

:sleepYou're a bore. Crawl back to your hibernation cave fatty.

[timvp]

http://www.spurstalk.com/boneyard.jpg

[IronMexican]

:lol tha was pretty funny.

[BacktoBasics]

http://www.spurstalk.com/boneyard.jpg
:lmao

[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol @ B2B & LJ

[AmericanWoman]

You're a bore. Crawl back to your hibernation cave fatty.

Ooh, an internet tough guy. :rolleyes Don't mistake me for your wife.

[leemajors]

i assume this is merely a daily tally.

[BacktoBasics]

Ooh, an internet tough guy. :rolleyes Don't mistake me for your wife.
You bring nothing to the table. Its pretty pathetic and sad that because you've completely failed to understand the facetiousness of my posts in a previous thread so much so to the point that you felt the need to pick at this one. If you're so incapable of having a good time why not just go somewhere else?

I'm not arguing with you. I even attempted to explain my angle and stance on the previous thread but you just flat don't want to or didn't get it.

Why don't you create a real debate or topic that sparks conversation so we can all benefit from it. Instead of hurling boring pointless unfounded insults to get a rise out of me.

Bring something worthwhile or don't bother. Whatdya say....wanna give it a shot? Wanna start your own thread? Make it solid and I'll participate and you can pick apart my opinions and statements with real entertainment value.

[angel_luv]

I don't know which is worse- that I understood the joke when I read it or that I laughed at it. :oops


:lol

[IronMexican]

Isn't American Women a troll?

[Mixability]

Isn't American Women a troll?

isn't B2B a Bishop troll?

[BacktoBasics]

isn't B2B a Bishop troll?I've had many nics on this board. I wouldn't consider them to be trolls though.

[dirk4mvp]

I've had many nics on this board. I wouldn't consider them to be trolls though.

I quite liked Dirties_Robbed_Me.

[td4mvp21]

You're a douchebag. But that was really really funny :lmao

[Summers]

I don't know which is worse- that I understood the joke when I read it or that I laughed at it. :oops


:lol

No shame in either of those things Angel! :lol

[marini martini]

Pretty damn funny!!!:lmao

[TheUnknownComic]

You all must laugh at anything. :lol

[Blake]

If I may ask.......... WTF is the boneyard??

Oh and she is right.......you are a piece of shit asshole!!! :lmao


:toast




:hang


........damn Im slow. :depressed


B2B...........why did you just have your kid ask........"Hey mommy, daddy wants to know if he can bust a nutt in your ass tonight"?


Humor: 2 lebomb: 0

[dirk4mvp]

non utsa fans: 87 utsa fans: 0

[JoeChalupa]

Different levels of humor is all.

[lebomb]

Humor: 2 lebomb: 0


Intelligence > Blake :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

I smiled at the initial conversation. LJ & Kori's IMs, however, made me laugh out loud.

[BacktoBasics]

I don't think it was worth it cause now you have to go to the store lol.I can almost 100% guarantee you that I will not be going to the store.

[Mixability]

I quite liked Dirties_Robbed_Me.

Damn, that one too?

I've been gone too long.



So I guess that means GiG has pictures of B2B's boneyard, huh?

[Blake]

Intelligence > Blake :rolleyes

Unintelligence > lebomb

[SpursStalker]

Humor: 2 lebomb: 0

Behave Blake!!

:D

[lebomb]

Behave Blake!!

:D

Yeah Blake STFU!!!

[Blake]

Behave Blake!!

:D

aw cmon.....

I like giving the utsa freaks a hard time. They get all riled up and it's friggin hilarious.

boneyard > utsa

[Man Mountain]

Humor: 2 lebomb: 0

:lol

[Blake]

Yeah Blake STFU!!!

STFU > lebomb

[lebomb]

STFU > lebomb


Eating Dicks = Blake

[AmericanWoman]

You bring nothing to the table. Its pretty pathetic and sad that because you've completely failed to understand the facetiousness of my posts in a previous thread so much so to the point that you felt the need to pick at this one. If you're so incapable of having a good time why not just go somewhere else?

I'm not arguing with you. I even attempted to explain my angle and stance on the previous thread but you just flat don't want to or didn't get it.

Why don't you create a real debate or topic that sparks conversation so we can all benefit from it. Instead of hurling boring pointless unfounded insults to get a rise out of me.

Bring something worthwhile or don't bother. Whatdya say....wanna give it a shot? Wanna start your own thread? Make it solid and I'll participate and you can pick apart my opinions and statements with real entertainment value.

I'm sorry. Does that make you feel better? Sorry if I don't think your God's gift to this forum. I will try to live up to your standards. :rolleyes

[desflood]

I can almost 100% guarantee you that I will not be going to the store.
It is also almost 100% guaranteed that you will be visiting the boneyard without your wife for a good while.

[Blake]

Eating Dicks = Blake

:lol

just give the word and I'll be glad to post what you yourself have admitted to licking.

[BacktoBasics]

I will try to live up to your standards.

Glad we could finally see eye to eye.


It is also almost 100% guaranteed that you will be visiting the boneyard without your wife for a good while. Surely by now she's used to it. If I want to hit...I'll hit it.

[lebomb]

:lol

just give the word and I'll be glad to post what you yourself have admitted to licking.

the wife eveywhere?? LOL, I guess you dont know anything about that, since you are a little bitch. Post it, I dont care. Like that bothers me. You are still a bitch.

[BacktoBasics]

:lol

just give the word and I'll be glad to post what you yourself have admitted to licking.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/jonsellner/popcorn.gif

[SpursStalker]

Yeah Blake STFU!!!

Thats not what I said so you

STFU

:D


aw cmon.....

I like giving the utsa freaks a hard time. They get all riled up and it's friggin hilarious.

boneyard > utsa

As long as you're smiling ...

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

Instant classic thread

[lebomb]

:lmao

Instant classic thread


Actually it is...........B2B made me :lmao.

[desflood]

Surely by now she's used to it.
I can't tell if she's saintly or stupid to put up with you...

[BacktoBasics]

I can't tell if she's saintly or stupid to put up with you...
Definitely stupid :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Pffft. Sistah gonna even the score tonight!!!

Sistah?

[jack sommerset]

Glad we could finally see eye to eye.

Surely by now she's used to it. If I want to hit...I'll hit it.

Thats rape

[Kermit]

Sistah?

According to Urban Dictionary, a sistah is one who has been through similar situations to what you have been through thus empowering her to truly empathize, support and encourage you on your journey as you do the same for her. She gets it. There is no need to strain & explain to a true sistah. A female whom you can count on throughout all time. In her truest sense she is one who will never turn her back on you. She knows you are not perfect and together you do what you need to do to improve. A real sistah is family. A connection with her is based on mutual love, respect and consideration. A sistah has your back and you have hers.

Or a black lady.

[BacktoBasics]

Thats rape:rolleyes not if we're married. She has to do what I say and since we're married its not considered rape. :married:

[Summers]

:rolleyes not if we're married. She has to do what I say and since we're married its not considered rape. :married:

Wow, you're in a mood to argue, aren't you? :lol

[Blake]

the wife eveywhere?? LOL, I guess you dont know anything about that, since you are a little bitch. Post it, I dont care. Like that bothers me. You are still a bitch.

see, when you say "eating dicks = blake" we all know you are trying to be funny (which makes the score: humor- 3 lebomb- 0)

but when I say "lebomb licks ass hole" we both know you admitted you enjoy it.

rotflmao.........utsa freaks kick ass.

[Cry Havoc]

:rolleyes not if we're married. She has to do what I say and since we're married its not considered rape. :married:

:lmao

[BacktoBasics]

see, when you say "eating dicks = blake" we all know you are trying to be funny (which makes the score: humor- 3 lebomb- 0)

but when I say "lebomb licks ass hole" we both know you admitted you enjoy it.

rotflmao.........utsa freaks kick ass.WTF is wrong with licking a chics asshole?

[ClintSquint]

What is so classic about this?

[lebomb]

Blake you quote everyone to TRY and show intelligence.....it doesnt work. We know you are a nerd bitch that is afraid of women.....you wont even lick your wifes ass :rolleyes. Dont worry, 5 brothas from the hood will take care of that, once she gets bored with your sorry love life. Also, Roadies saw your shit talkin friends Steven and Pee Wee....one was a fat fuck and the other a 140lb nerd with glasses. Im willing to bet, you fit in with these bitches. Please be witty with your next post, because Im willing to bet, you are just like them...............SHIT talkin, no balls , always gettin your ass kicked through highschool idiot.

On that note, have a great evening. :hat

[Blake]

WTF is wrong with licking a chics asshole?

:lol

apparently for you, nothing is wrong with it.

[lebomb]

WTF is wrong with licking a chics asshole?

He is an idiot, and 5 brothas are gonna steal his wife. :toast

[jack sommerset]

:rolleyes not if we're married. She has to do what I say and since we're married its not considered rape. :married:


If she does not obey you,will cut off her head?

[BacktoBasics]

What is so classic about this?




http://www.spurstalk.com/boneyard.jpg

[Summers]

If she does not obey you,will cut off her head?

Don't be stupid.


He'll chunk rocks at her.

[BacktoBasics]

:lol

apparently for you, nothing is wrong with it.Nothing wrong with licking a chics asshole. 9/10 approve.

[BacktoBasics]

Don't be stupid.


He'll chunk rocks at her.
No he's right. They'll be a beheading.

[Blake]

Blake you quote everyone to TRY and show intelligence.....it doesnt work.

I'm not trying to show off my intelligence. I'm pointing out your lack of it.


We know you are a nerd bitch that is afraid of women.....you wont even lick your wifes ass :rolleyes.

only a utsa student would equate being afraid of women to not licking their a-holes.


Dont worry, 5 brothas from the hood will take care of that, once she gets bored with your sorry love life.

why would 5 brothas from the hood take care of that? :lol


Also, Roadies saw your shit talkin friends Steven and Pee Wee....one was a fat fuck and the other a 140lb nerd with glasses. Im willing to bet, you fit in with these bitches.

I've never met either one. I'm 6'5 240, but I may as well say I'm 7 feet on an internets board.


Please be witty with your next post, because Im willing to bet, you are just like them...............SHIT talkin, no balls , always gettin your ass kicked through highschool idiot.

and look at me now! I'm kickin your ass on an internet board now that I'm out of high school!

Please keep on not being witty.


On that note, have a great evening. :hat

On that note, give your wife an extra helping of corn and go lick some ass.

humor: 5 lebomb 0.

[jack sommerset]

No he's right. They'll be a beheading.

Either way ur wife will be going to the boneyard

[Ass Man]

Nothing wrong with licking a chics asshole. 9/10 approve.

Just don't get in over your head.

[BacktoBasics]

SRSLY dammit. They like getting their little starfish kissed.

[Ass Man]

You are a little in love with yourself. :lol

[BacktoBasics]

Just don't get in over your head.Always get in over the head. Balls deep or don't come at all.

[Ass Man]

Always get in over the head. Balls deep or don't come at all.

Your thoughts are much deeper.

[jack sommerset]

All this talk is getting me horny!

[Blake]

Nothing wrong with licking a chics asshole. 9/10 approve.

:lol yeah, I havent done any real research, but I'm guessing 9/10 sh1t eaters approve.

[smeagol]

Sorry. I did not find it funny.

[CuckingFunt]

According to Urban Dictionary, a sistah is one who has been through similar situations to what you have been through thus empowering her to truly empathize, support and encourage you on your journey as you do the same for her. She gets it. There is no need to strain & explain to a true sistah. A female whom you can count on throughout all time. In her truest sense she is one who will never turn her back on you. She knows you are not perfect and together you do what you need to do to improve. A real sistah is family. A connection with her is based on mutual love, respect and consideration. A sistah has your back and you have hers.

Or a black lady.

I was confused by its use, not by its meaning.

[Kermit]

I was confused by its use, not by its meaning.

I'm sorry. The conversation has progressed to asshole licking. I'm sure I could explain that one too if you'd like.

[tp2021]

Is a trip to the bone yard always accompanied by a detour to tongue punch the dark star?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Lol.

This nigga.

[BacktoBasics]

Just for the record....

I hit it last night

[Kermit]

http://www.oldenapleschocolate.com/images/seashells/starfishDark_sm.jpg

[tp2021]

Just for the record....

I hit it last night

I'll take a page out of TDMVPDPOY's book: ATM?

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Kamnik]

http://www.spurstalk.com/boneyard.jpg

:lmao:lmao

Even i got it the first time.

I guess men just have dirtier minds :rollin