B2B: 1 Wife: 0

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Got a call from the wife about 10 minutes ago. She was at the grocery store picking some up for the weekend. She was real irritated and annoyed. The place sounded like a madhouse.

I could hear the boy in the background hollering at her that he wanted to talk to me.

Wife: ugh he wants to talk to you....make it quick this place is insane.

Boy: Hi Dad

Me: Sup big man whatcha doing?

Boy: We're shopping at the store.

Me: Do me a favor big man and ask mom if she's going to the boneyard with me tonight. Its noisy there so say it loud so she hears you.

Boy: :loudly: MOOOOM DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO THE BONEYARD WITH HIM TONIGHT.

Wife: What what what!!!!! No don't say that

Boy: MOOOOOOOOM dad wants to goooooo why aren't you going? You're supposed to go to the boneyard with him.

Me:

Then the phone hangs up on me. 30 seconds later I received a text to my email.

Wife's email: You're a ing piece of asshole. He's crying because now he wants to go the boneyard. I can't get the god damn groceries. You'll have to go after work.

I'll just pretend that I forgot to stop and she'll go back.

[lebomb]

If I may ask.......... WTF is the boneyard??

Oh and she is right.......you are a piece of asshole!!!

[JoeChalupa]

I wouldn't forget to stop and I'd be scoring all night long. And I've got bonefields not just yards.

[SpursStalker]

That's pretty funny if I took it the way I think you meant it ...

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If I may ask.......... WTF is the boneyard??

Oh and she is right.......you are a piece of asshole!!!

boneyard = ing

[jman3000]

I'm assuming it's slang for getting ass.

[stretch]

good work

[FromWayDowntown]

I actually laughed out loud.

Particularly about the kid wanting to go to the boneyard, too.

[jman3000]

It's a pretty thing to do... especially since now he wants to his own mom... but it's still funny.

[Richard Cranium]

Are you high?

[Summers]

[Mixability]

I guess the score will be B2B: 1 Wife 1 in bed tonight when you won't find a yard to bury your bone in.

[Taco]

[lebomb]

boneyard = ing

........damn Im slow.


B2B...........why did you just have your kid ask........"Hey mommy, daddy wants to know if he can bust a nutt in your ass tonight"?

[mrsmaalox]

Pffft. Sistah gonna even the score tonight!!!

[JudynTX]

Thanks, needed this laugh.

[BacktoBasics]

........damn Im slow.


B2B...........why did you just have your kid ask........"Hey mommy, daddy wants to know if he can bust a nutt in your ass tonight"?

Boneyard is funnier. Its less offensive and sounds nice and innocent coming out if his mouth compared to busting a nut. Its all in the particulars.

[EricB]

Very well played.

[JudynTX]

Is this the same kid that cusses?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Too in' funny!

[AmericanWoman]

[BacktoBasics]

You're a bore. Crawl back to your hibernation cave fatty.

[timvp]

[IronMexican]

tha was pretty funny.

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