spurs rap

[sananspursfan21]

yo yo, spurs are gonna go,
to the playoffs and drop some elbows,
on the hornets, blazers, and lakers
and manu will flop fouls like a faker :king

anybody have any good "raps"?

(disclaimer: for all the rap haters, this is for fun, and by no means does this in any way promote rap/hip-hop although it is good music sometimes) :lol

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

Yo Yo,
I know that you're having dreams
of your team winning another championship
but sooner or later your gonna realize
that you're just stuck working at finish line


Disclaimer. I have no connections with Finish line. So don't boycott Finish line.

[KenGee21]

?????? Brah, get yourself a ghostwriter, ASAP....

[duncan228]

Where's Hype Man Manu when you need him? :cheer

[Flux451]

oy oy, spurs this year turn lakers boys into toys
big three leave the whole league destroyed
right now trying figure how to rotate
convincin drew gooden to shave his whole face
defense in the whole place, not just a little bit
throw up ya S if my SA fam is feeling it!

palabra!!!

[Leftyventricle]

Bowen's knowin where you're goin, ya'll
he's gonna swat that ball and won't get no call.
Got a three from Mason with a hand in his face, son
i....
Me...
You....
Doka,
You know that kobe is gonna choke-AH.

-sorry so lame.

[Spur-Addict]

The playoffs, aren't far from today....
Our team is much different but we still hold sway....
The energy for the fifth is in a cache....
We'll hit the switch soon like 6-4's in the Bay..... (hydrolics)

Battered bodies doesn't stop mental resolve......
Pretty soon, we'll get the lineups solved.....
And it'll go from dissolved to evolved....
Celtic and Laker reigns will then be annulled....

Don't worry about calls we'll be playing top notch.....
Tony LL blow by defenders at 9 comma mach....
And a little over thinking won't stop pop....
And if CP3 acts up, Timmy LL clock him like a Stop Watch....

Manu for the Trey, Bruce for the Lock Down....
Hill for the steal N Lay, Thomas spinning the Block Round....
Drew with Spark and Glass work, Ime LL shut down Offenders Spurts....
Mason with the Arc Splash Berserk,
And Timmys all around game will look like a perfectly orchestrated Concert....




(Don't crucify me for this. :lol)

[Joe Schmoogins]

Hey - Ho. Go Spurs Go...
Schmoog comma Joe - about to drop the - flow
sit down, shut up, and listen to this - rhyme.
It's about that time... yeah it's 2009.

oh three, oh five, oh seven, so what?
we cut it loose, tore it up.
next in line, comes oh nine
we gonna party again like it's 1999.

A decade's passed since that garden rocked,
Put the knicks on notice and Latrell on lock.
Said goodbye to all that "weak team" talk,
and took O'Brien #1 down the river walk.

Three more times - Spurs won that chip.
Thanks to the big three, bruce, and robert's hip.
Don't forget, it's time to T.I.T.S.
#5's on the way... Believe that SHHHHHHHHHH...

[DAF86]

Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do shit? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
play Jacque and fuck up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
of making SpursTalk bitch about something else.
That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
but we got Gooden to make up for that
To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, please don't play Vaughn!)
I don't give a fuck, Holt pays me to piss the fans off!

[Joe Schmoogins]

Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do shit? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
play Jacque and fuck up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
of making SpursTalk bitch about something else.
That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
but we got Gooden to make up for that
To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, plase don't play Vaughn!)
I don't give a fuck, Holt pays me to piss the fans off!

good stuff :toast

[DAF86]

good stuff :toast

Thanks! I was a little doubtful about posting this 'cause English isn't my first language and I wasn't sure if some of the words are pronounced the way I think.

[ManuTP9]

Yo Yo Yo
the spurs are so leet
dont dare leave manu or fin for the three.

Were going to win the championship so take a seat,
to all the haters doubting us WE BELIEVE!!

(lmao i tried)

[TwAnKiEs]

Oh shit, where's Hype man manu, rappin shaq and Kobe?:lmao:lmao:lmao


Tell me how my ass tastes!!!

[timvp]

Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do shit? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
play Jacque and fuck up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
of making SpursTalk bitch about something else.
That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
but we got Gooden to make up for that
To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, plase don't play Vaughn!)
I don't give a fuck, Holt pays me to piss the fans off!

:lol Well done.

DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar :tu

[DAF86]

:lol Well done.

DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar :tu

Oh no you didn't!

A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).

[timvp]

Oh no you didn't!

A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).Oh my bad, I didn't know that was you. It looked like Vujacic at a glance . . .








Good Slim Shady remix, though.

[DAF86]

:lol Well done.

DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar :tu

I'm ready for the playoffs.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Oh no you didn't!

A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).

I'd say you look a little more like Borat from that angle, than Sasha. If that's any consolation.

[DAF86]

I'd say you look a little more like Borat from that angle, than Sasha. If that's any consolation.

It's a very nice! High five!

[Kamala]

I remember the 90s Spurs rap they used to play on KTFM-To the tune of Hammer's "You Can't Touch This." All copyright infringement a la chingada:lol

"Andeson that's Willie
Slammin in yo face and
make you look silly!"
Dat song was da shit!:flag:

[Big Worm]

...straight outta SpursTalk
is a poster that'll smother yo' mother
and make Kori think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker cant you see
And if I ever get banned I change my ISP
See, Manu don't give a fuck, that's the problem
He sees a motherfuckin Ref he doesn't dodge him
But he's smart, lay low, flop a while
And when he sees Parker pass, he smiles
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's passing too, just dribbling
looking for the one they call Duncan
But here's a flash, they'll never foul him
Ruthless! Never seen his off the glass hesitation
and hear the whistle of the ref who saw the last penetration
So what about Mason who missed the shot? Fuck him!
You think I give a damn about the shot clock? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of Manu, and if he ever fucks with you
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta SpursTalk

[Laker Lanny]

word to the motherfucker, straight outta SpursTalk

:tu

[sananspursfan21]

Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do shit? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
play Jacque and fuck up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
of making SpursTalk bitch about something else.
That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
but we got Gooden to make up for that
To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, please don't play Vaughn!)
I don't give a fuck, Holt pays me to piss the fans off!

for most effort put into a rap song, you should get a record deal. even though it's dissin' my man pop but whatever!

:lmao

[sananspursfan21]

...straight outta SpursTalk
is a poster that'll smother yo' mother
and make Kori think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker cant you see
And if I ever get banned I change my ISP
See, Manu don't give a fuck, that's the problem
He sees a motherfuckin Ref he doesn't dodge him
But he's smart, lay low, flop a while
And when he sees Parker pass, he smiles
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's passing too, just dribbling
looking for the one they call Duncan
But here's a flash, they'll never foul him
Ruthless! Never seen his off the glass hesitation
and hear the whistle of the ref who saw the last penetration
So what about Mason who missed the shot? Fuck him!
You think I give a damn about the shot clock? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of Manu, and if he ever fucks with you
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta SpursTalk


honorable mention if you had young jeezy or lil weezy or somebody as a guest star you might have won. :lol

anybody else got ones?