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    tv screen baseline bum sananspursfan21's Avatar
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    yo yo, spurs are gonna go,
    to the playoffs and drop some elbows,
    on the hornets, blazers, and lakers
    and manu will flop fouls like a faker

    anybody have any good "raps"?

    (disclaimer: for all the rap haters, this is for fun, and by no means does this in any way promote rap/hip-hop although it is good music sometimes)

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    Hand Down, Man Down!!!!!! Laker-fan-in-SanAnto's Avatar
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    Yo Yo,
    I know that you're having dreams
    of your team winning another championship
    but sooner or later your gonna realize
    that you're just stuck working at finish line


    Disclaimer. I have no connections with Finish line. So don't boycott Finish line.

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    Spurs love 'ships KenGee21's Avatar
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    ?????? Brah, get yourself a ghostwriter, ASAP....

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    Where's Hype Man Manu when you need him?

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    oy oy, spurs this year turn lakers boys into toys
    big three leave the whole league destroyed
    right now trying figure how to rotate
    convincin drew gooden to shave his whole face
    defense in the whole place, not just a little bit
    throw up ya S if my SA fam is feeling it!

    palabra!!!

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    Bowen's knowin where you're goin, ya'll
    he's gonna swat that ball and won't get no call.
    Got a three from Mason with a hand in his face, son
    i....
    Me...
    You....
    Doka,
    You know that kobe is gonna choke-AH.

    -sorry so lame.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    The playoffs, aren't far from today....
    Our team is much different but we still hold sway....
    The energy for the fifth is in a cache....
    We'll hit the switch soon like 6-4's in the Bay..... (hydrolics)

    Battered bodies doesn't stop mental resolve......
    Pretty soon, we'll get the lineups solved.....
    And it'll go from dissolved to evolved....
    Celtic and Laker reigns will then be annulled....

    Don't worry about calls we'll be playing top notch.....
    Tony LL blow by defenders at 9 comma mach....
    And a little over thinking won't stop pop....
    And if CP3 acts up, Timmy LL clock him like a Stop Watch....

    Manu for the Trey, Bruce for the Lock Down....
    Hill for the steal N Lay, Thomas spinning the Block Round....
    Drew with Spark and Glass work, Ime LL shut down Offenders Spurts....
    Mason with the Arc Splash Berserk,
    And Timmys all around game will look like a perfectly orchestrated Concert....




    (Don't crucify me for this. )

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    get your shoehorn ready... Joe Schmoogins's Avatar
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    Hey - Ho. Go Spurs Go...
    Schmoog comma Joe - about to drop the - flow
    sit down, shut up, and listen to this - rhyme.
    It's about that time... yeah it's 2009.

    oh three, oh five, oh seven, so what?
    we cut it loose, tore it up.
    next in line, comes oh nine
    we gonna party again like it's 1999.

    A decade's passed since that garden rocked,
    Put the knicks on notice and Latrell on lock.
    Said goodbye to all that "weak team" talk,
    and took O'Brien #1 down the river walk.

    Three more times - Spurs won that chip.
    Thanks to the big three, bruce, and robert's hip.
    Don't forget, it's time to T.I.T.S.
    #5's on the way... Believe that SHHHHHHHHHH...

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do ? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    play Jacque and up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
    and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
    Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
    of making SpursTalk about something else.
    That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
    to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
    but we got Gooden to make up for that
    To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
    C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, please don't play Vaughn!)
    I don't give a , Holt pays me to piss the fans off!
    Last edited by DAF86; 04-04-2009 at 11:31 PM.

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    get your shoehorn ready... Joe Schmoogins's Avatar
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    Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do ? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    play Jacque and up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
    and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
    Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
    of making SpursTalk about something else.
    That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
    to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
    but we got Gooden to make up for that
    To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
    C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, plase don't play Vaughn!)
    I don't give a , Holt pays me to piss the fans off!
    good stuff

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    Thanks! I was a little doubtful about posting this 'cause English isn't my first language and I wasn't sure if some of the words are pronounced the way I think.

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    Cole World No Snuggie! ManuTP9's Avatar
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    Yo Yo Yo
    the spurs are so leet
    dont dare leave manu or fin for the three.

    Were going to win the championship so take a seat,
    to all the haters doubting us WE BELIEVE!!

    (lmao i tried)

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    Oh , where's Hype man manu, rappin shaq and Kobe?


    Tell me how my ass tastes!!!

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    Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do ? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    play Jacque and up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
    and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
    Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
    of making SpursTalk about something else.
    That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
    to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
    but we got Gooden to make up for that
    To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
    C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, plase don't play Vaughn!)
    I don't give a , Holt pays me to piss the fans off!
    Well done.

    DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar

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    Well done.

    DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar
    Oh no you didn't!

    A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).

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    Oh no you didn't!

    A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).
    Oh my bad, I didn't know that was you. It looked like Vujacic at a glance . . .








    Good Slim Shady remix, though.

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    Well done.

    DAF86 has been on fire ever since he put Sasha Vujacic in his avatar
    I'm ready for the playoffs.

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    Veteran ManuTim_best of Fwiendz's Avatar
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    Oh no you didn't!

    A friend of mine once told me I look like Manu, I love Manu but I didn't take that comment as a compliment (still a lot better than Sasha).
    I'd say you look a little more like Borat from that angle, than Sasha. If that's any consolation.

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    I'd say you look a little more like Borat from that angle, than Sasha. If that's any consolation.
    It's a very nice! High five!

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    Let it marinate Kamala's Avatar
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    I remember the 90s Spurs rap they used to play on KTFM-To the tune of Hammer's "You Can't Touch This." All copyright infringement a la chingada

    "Andeson that's Willie
    Slammin in yo face and
    make you look silly!"
    Dat song was da !

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    pat-na! Big Worm's Avatar
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    ...straight outta SpursTalk
    is a poster that'll smother yo' mother
    and make Kori think I love her
    Dangerous mother er cant you see
    And if I ever get banned I change my ISP
    See, Manu don't give a , that's the problem
    He sees a mother in Ref he doesn't dodge him
    But he's smart, lay low, flop a while
    And when he sees Parker pass, he smiles
    To me it's kinda funny, the at ude showin a drivin
    but don't know where the he's passing too, just dribbling
    looking for the one they call Duncan
    But here's a flash, they'll never foul him
    Ruthless! Never seen his off the glass hesitation
    and hear the whistle of the ref who saw the last penetration
    So what about Mason who missed the shot? him!
    You think I give a damn about the shot clock? I ain't a sucker!
    This is the autobiography of Manu, and if he ever s with you
    You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
    word to the mother er, straight outta SpursTalk

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    Believe. Laker Lanny's Avatar
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    word to the mother er, straight outta SpursTalk

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    tv screen baseline bum sananspursfan21's Avatar
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    Hi kids! do you like 'ships? (yeah, yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me play Fin 35 min' even though he doesn't do ? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    play Jacque and up worse than Manu in '06? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which line-up I'm going to stick with (Ummmm..)
    and R.C Buford said, "Pop you're a base head!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why you play Ime? Man you wasted!"
    Well since the Scola trade, I've trying to find different ways
    of making SpursTalk about something else.
    That's also why I play Roger Mason as a backup point
    to pissed 'em so hard that they forget what a cheap owner they've got
    but we got Gooden to make up for that
    To bad that come playoff time I won't play his ass
    C'mere Jacque! (Pop, wait a minute, please don't play Vaughn!)
    I don't give a , Holt pays me to piss the fans off!
    for most effort put into a rap song, you should get a record deal. even though it's dissin' my man pop but whatever!


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    ...straight outta SpursTalk
    is a poster that'll smother yo' mother
    and make Kori think I love her
    Dangerous mother er cant you see
    And if I ever get banned I change my ISP
    See, Manu don't give a , that's the problem
    He sees a mother in Ref he doesn't dodge him
    But he's smart, lay low, flop a while
    And when he sees Parker pass, he smiles
    To me it's kinda funny, the at ude showin a drivin
    but don't know where the he's passing too, just dribbling
    looking for the one they call Duncan
    But here's a flash, they'll never foul him
    Ruthless! Never seen his off the glass hesitation
    and hear the whistle of the ref who saw the last penetration
    So what about Mason who missed the shot? him!
    You think I give a damn about the shot clock? I ain't a sucker!
    This is the autobiography of Manu, and if he ever s with you
    You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
    word to the mother er, straight outta SpursTalk

    honorable mention if you had young jeezy or lil weezy or somebody as a guest star you might have won.

    anybody else got ones?

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