Express-News: Enter The Erick Dampier Haiku Contest

[duncan228]

Enter the Erick Dampier haiku contest (http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/Enter_the_Erick_Dampier_haiku_contest.html)
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Has the vow by Erick Dampier of the Mavericks to put the Spurs' Tony Parker on his back (http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/courtside/2009/04/dampier-vows-to.html)in Game 3 of the playoffs got you seeing red?

Are you looking for a creative way to express your anti-Dallas sentiments?

We have a solution. Enter the Erick Dampier haiku contest.

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry. In this contest, we're looking for three lines in a 5 syllable, 7 syllable and 5 syllable format.

Example:

Flagrant, foul Erick (5)
There's no stopping Number 9 (7)
The Spurs win in six (5)

Simply submit your entry by posting a comment to this story. The deadline to enter is 12 p.m. on Thursday. The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt and koozie for their efforts.

And just so no one's confused, here are the official syllable counts for these words:

Dampier: 3 syllables

Erick: 2 syllables

Ericka: 3 syllables.

So vent, Spurs fan! But keep it clean.

[Biggems]

Dampier = 2 syllables

[Biggems]

Tony is the man
Erick you are such a fool
Your breath is flagrant

[completely deck]

According to Shaq,
Dampier's name is Ericka
ha ha, Ericka.

[GSH]

Tony Parker owned
The Mavericks reeled. The proof:
Eric Dampier

[DPG21920]

Did he copy the ST haiku shtick?

[Bender]

..

[Biggems]

Such a waste of cash
Seventy mill and for what
Big man with no skills

[honestfool84]

this is hilarious.

[duncan228]

Did he copy the ST haiku shtick?

:lol

[koriwhat]

nine will still get his
you can't slow him down at all
redemption is ours

GO SPURS GO!

[DPG21920]

W T F Express
Unoriginal bastard
worse than tacker is

[Trainwreck2100]

seriously, you know we ripped the haiku concept from the japanese

[Summers]

Dampier: 3 syllables



Is he Cajun now?

[duncan228]

W T F Express
Unoriginal bastard
worse than tacker is

:lmao

[braeden0613]

No water coolers
will be present in Dallas
Cuban's suggestion

uhh that's cuban's suggestion to Dampier...for clarification

[onarollbaby]

Fuck you Ericka
You're such a bitch Ericka
Kill Erick Dampier

[braeden0613]

Erick Dampier
the king of intelligence
refs will be watching

[exstatic]

Erika, you mad?
Tony had four rebounds, too.
You are a lightweight.

[watertorture]

"Put him on his back"
the league should fine such a threat,
prone to foot-in-mouth

[Bender]

Erick Dampier
Foolishly blabs to paper
Hopeful ejection

[exstatic]

Ninety Million, Damp?
Cuban wants a Mulligan.
What a waste of space.

[Bender]

Tony, on his back
Dampier walking away
Premeditated

[DPG21920]

Whott is going on?
Huge body, small head, loud mouth
Boys in Boys ha ha

[onarollbaby]

The Mavs are a joke
E rick D. is a mo ron
Cuban sucks big time

[Biggems]

Damp is like Garnett
Only gets in small guy's face
What a huge coward

[arodz]

Haiku???? To quote Megadeth: This Is WAR....Ain't No Fun and Games!!!!!!

[Spurlady]

Always takes the hits
Won't intimidate Tony
Forty points next game

[Spursfan092120]

No B Ball IQ
That is Ericka Dampier
Fucking waste them, Spurs

[baseline bum]

McDonald bores me
Express News folds within year
No more of Monroe

[Spurlady]

Hope we can enter more than once. This is my cynical version based on past referee treatment in Dallas.

Dampier will foul
But refs will call offensive
Spurs are screwed again

[ECZ]

:rollin

[Obstructed_View]

Take a tip from Mark
Try punching water coolers
They can't score on you

[Blackjack]

Monroe, McDonald...

Cover the Spurs? Not so much

Damp's fellow failures

[Flux451]

Tony meet the ground
Dampier meet the whistle
Watch lose in Locker

[birdy219]

Dirk and Mark are mad.
Damp's coolers and bikes beware.
Can't we get along?

:flag:

[imagevo]

Erick is a fag
Who has no fucking ballsack
and sucks a big dick

[Avitus1]

Aww Erick Is Mad
So Dampier Acts Really Tough
He'll Eat Parker's Dust

[DisciplinaryOffice]

That a threat, Erick?
Well, here's a promise for you:
Off-season starts soon.

[BlackBellamy]

Your wish to clean clocks
Met with poor timing Erick
expect flagrant fouls

or

Stop Tony Parker
Can one stop the wind Erick?
You are desperate

or

Pull them to the bench
Mark, call all your Ponies home
Me thinks they are glue

or

I am very sad
I have no B-ball I.Q.
My name is Erick

[Rogue]

Dampier = 2 syllables
nope, Dampier = monosyllable.

[GSH]

Joey Crawford says
Dampier's done nothing wrong
Better not smile, Tim

[Slomo]

Joey Crawford says
Dampier's done nothing wrong
Better not smile, Tim

:lol:tu

[Drom John]

Bulletin board quotes
Mean nothing to Parker and
Professional Spurs

[Fabbs]

Erick Dampier
Loser has sore butt thing.
Does not have three rings

[Laker Lanny]

The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt and koozie for their efforts.
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And you still wonder why SA is refereed to as a one horse town? :lmao

[spursfan09]

Dampier a Mav
Parker too smart and too fast
Catch him if you can

[B-Boys]

The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt


For your efforts a t-shirt to promote our cheesy website. :lmao

[FTL]

The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt .



http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/fabulous-dude.jpg

[Avitus1]

Another dumb big man
And from Dallas what a shock
Ringless still and always

[BlackBellamy]

Damp must be so dim
Thinks Mavs can win by fouling
Play defense instead

or

Threaten our point guard
Punch balls, dislocate shoulders
Still you've won nothing

[Haiku]

Haiku troll is here
Something that won't ever change
Mavs always ringless

[LoneStarState'sPride]

And you still wonder why SA is referred to as a one horse town? :lmao

Fixed

[angel_luv]

Simply submit your entry by posting a comment to this story. The deadline to enter is 12 p.m. on Thursday. The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt and koozie for their efforts.

No tickets to game 5? Come on now!
Does the t-shirt say, "I won the contest and all I got was this t-shirt?"

[Fabbs]

That a threat, Erick?
Well, here's a promise for you:
Off-season starts soon.
:clap

[TampaDude]

Parker to the hole
Blows past stupid Ericka
No ring for the Mavs

Damp says he will foul
But referees are watching
Flagrant 2, buh bye!

[Obstructed_View]

Express News contest
Don't have budget for prizes
why their writers suck

[Galileo]

Dampier so fat
That prehistoric creature
He sucked long ago

[peskypesky]

Damp - like a pussy,
Damp - like a bloody tampon.
Damp - like Dallas tears.

[Galileo]

Duncan off the glass



Tony Parker to the hole



The Mavs lose again