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  1. 04-21-2009 #1
    duncan228
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    Enter the Erick Dampier haiku contest
    Express-News

    Has the vow by Erick Dampier of the Mavericks to put the Spurs' Tony Parker on his back in Game 3 of the playoffs got you seeing red?

    Are you looking for a creative way to express your anti-Dallas sentiments?

    We have a solution. Enter the Erick Dampier haiku contest.

    Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry. In this contest, we're looking for three lines in a 5 syllable, 7 syllable and 5 syllable format.

    Example:

    Flagrant, foul Erick (5)
    There's no stopping Number 9 (7)
    The Spurs win in six (5)

    Simply submit your entry by posting a comment to this story. The deadline to enter is 12 p.m. on Thursday. The winner gets a fabulous mySA.com t-shirt and koozie for their efforts.

    And just so no one's confused, here are the official syllable counts for these words:

    Dampier: 3 syllables

    Erick: 2 syllables

    Ericka: 3 syllables.

    So vent, Spurs fan! But keep it clean.
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  2. 04-21-2009 #2
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    Dampier = 2 syllables
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    Tony is the man
    Erick you are such a fool
    Your breath is flagrant
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    completely deck
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    According to Shaq,
    Dampier's name is Ericka
    ha ha, Ericka.
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  5. 04-21-2009 #5
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    Tony Parker owned
    The Mavericks reeled. The proof:
    Eric Dampier
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  6. 04-21-2009 #6
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    Did he copy the ST haiku shtick?
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    Biggems
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    Such a waste of cash
    Seventy mill and for what
    Big man with no skills
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    this is hilarious.
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  10. 04-21-2009 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DPG21920
    Did he copy the ST haiku shtick?
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  11. 04-21-2009 #11
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    nine will still get his
    you can't slow him down at all
    redemption is ours

    GO SPURS GO!
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  12. 04-21-2009 #12
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    W T F Express
    Unoriginal bas
    worse than tacker is
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    seriously, you know we ripped the haiku concept from the japanese
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    Dampier: 3 syllables
    Is he Cajun now?
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    duncan228
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    Quote Originally Posted by DPG21920
    W T F Express
    Unoriginal bas
    worse than tacker is
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  16. 04-21-2009 #16
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    No water coolers
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    Cuban's suggestion

    uhh that's cuban's suggestion to Dampier...for clarification
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    you Ericka
    You're such a Ericka
    Kill Erick Dampier
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    Erick Dampier
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    refs will be watching
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    Erika, you mad?
    Tony had four rebounds, too.
    You are a lightweight.
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    "Put him on his back"
    the league should fine such a threat,
    prone to foot-in-mouth
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    Erick Dampier
    Foolishly blabs to paper
    Hopeful ejection
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    Ninety Million, Damp?
    Cuban wants a Mulligan.
    What a waste of space.
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    Tony, on his back
    Dampier walking away
    Premeditated
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    Whott is going on?
    Huge body, small head, loud mouth
    Boys in Boys ha ha
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    onarollbaby
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    The Mavs are a joke
    E rick D. is a mo ron
    Cuban sucks big time
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