Fess up!

[Shelly]

Okay, which one of you is really Porno Man? (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0827042_porno_man_1.html)

Meet Kenneth Iasimone. The 41-year-old Rhode Island man was arrested Monday and charged with using a cell phone to make over 1,800 obscene calls to 911 operators. According to the Rhode Island State Police, Iasimone, dubbed "Porno Man" by 911 workers, would allegedly have porn films running in the background as he chatted up the operators "in soft sexual tones." Cops eventually traced the cellie, which was purchased under the name "Tony Soprano" in May, to Iasimone. (1 page)

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[Useruser666]

Here is a transcript of one of the calls made by "Porno Man"

911: This 911 what is your emergency?

Caller: Yeah, I think something is wrong with my friend.

911: What seems to be wrong with him?

Caller: Well he isn't moving, and he feels stiff to the touch...

911: Can you tell if he's breathing?

Caller: No I can't tell, but his head looks purple...OMG... please help.....!!!

911: Now relax sir, see if you can get a pulse. Just place two fingers on any of his pressure points. Hold them there and see if you can feel his pulse.

Caller: TWO FINGERS! I've got both hands around him and I can't feel a thing!

911: Ok sir, do you know how to do CPR?

Caller: Yes, but I'm not flexible enough to do it. Please just send some relief!

911: Ok sir, please stay with me.......

Caller: Maybe you could just keep talking a little longer....

Caller: He seems to be coming around now....

911: Is he coherent?

Caller: Oh yeah...that's it...keep giving me instructions...

911: Sir? Can your friend stand up?

Caller: Mmmmmm hmmmmmm........He's up at attention now!

911: Ok sir, glad to be able to assist you. Do you still need emergency services?

Caller: No, I'm...errrr... my friends ok! Thanks! Bye!





Useruser666 :eyebrow

[bigzak25]

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[Shelly]

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[tlongII]

It's me, but the picture doesn't capture my good side.