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Tacker
06-04-2009, 01:10 PM
It's been 5 days since the Orlando Magic defeated David Stern and his zebras. With that much time given to Stern before the finals, he with the help of his crew had enough time to come up with a script for the Finals. David Stern is back to avenge the Cavs loss but how will he do it? I'm sure the magician has something up his sleeve.

Discuss.
Red Hawk #21
06-04-2009, 01:13 PM
Kobe will break Dwyane Wade's finals record for freethrows. Book it!
Bob Lanier
06-04-2009, 01:24 PM
"Script" is so 1970s.

Nowadays it's all about "storylines."
spurs_fan_in_exile
06-04-2009, 01:43 PM
"Script" is so 1970s.

Nowadays it's all about "storylines."

True that. There was that brief time a few years ago when America was in love with just making it up as they went along. Whose Line Is It Anway? made Wayne Brady a household name. 8 Mile convinced everyone that they could freestyle. Even media outlets and politicians got in on the act! Things started great with the Lakers three peat but then they rode that trend into a couple of Spurs championships and record low ratings.

I think we'll find that we'll all be much happier with Stern doing the thinking for us.
manufan10
06-04-2009, 01:49 PM
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/02/david_stern_magic.jpg
Allanon
06-04-2009, 04:23 PM
We already know Stern's going to make sure the Lakers will be da Champions!!!

It's just a matter of how many games Stern wants them to play to make the most money. I think Stern is going to give some extra games to the Lakers so this goes 6 games.

I don't think Stern's going to stop there, he's going to make a Dynasty out of these Lakers because the NBA needs a Dynasty like MJ's Bulls.
TampaDude
06-04-2009, 04:26 PM
Referee Assignments for Game 1: D. Crawford, J. DeRosa, K. Mauer
Tacker
06-04-2009, 05:06 PM
Referee Assignments for Game 1: D. Crawford, J. DeRosa, K. Mauer

One of Stern's Fixers.
TampaDude
06-04-2009, 05:11 PM
One of Stern's Fixers.

Wrong Crawford.
Allanon
06-04-2009, 05:14 PM
I hope David Stern gets Donaghy out of jail to ref this series...especially the Orlando games. Tim could be the first ref ever to do 3 straight games in 1 series.
TampaDude
06-04-2009, 05:14 PM
I hope David Stern gets Donaghy out of jail to ref this series...especially the Orlando games.

:lol
Tacker
06-04-2009, 11:07 PM
So far Stern's plans are being well executed...
iggypop123
06-04-2009, 11:09 PM
stern might have to fix games for the magic for the series to be extended from 4 to 6
Allanon
06-04-2009, 11:10 PM
David Stern is the best commissioner in sports. He's giving the fans exactly what they want.

22 point blowout by the Lakeshow. He'll have to give the Magic a couple of games too just so it looks on the up and up.

I love you Dave!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03wfg5g3rk2lh/610x.jpg
Ghazi
06-04-2009, 11:10 PM
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Dr. Gonzo
06-04-2009, 11:17 PM
David Stern fractured Manu's ankle and broke Yao's foot. Deep down I believe this is true.
Udokafan05
06-04-2009, 11:26 PM
Beginning of 3rd was horrible officiating.
TheMACHINE
06-04-2009, 11:45 PM
Good job Stern...thanks for making the 3 point line furthur from the basket for orlando!
Jacob1983
06-05-2009, 12:15 AM
Howard had 16 FT attempts.