The Truth about Cucking Funt...

[PakiDan]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true identity by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

[Chris]

:corn:

[jaffies]

Thread.
Bookmarked.

:ttiwwp:

[jman3000]

I'm Cucking Funt.

[jman3000]

(hoping this takes the Spartacus route)

[timvp]

She's a female. Gotta be.

[PixelPusher]

(hoping this takes the Spartacus route)

I'm Go-Go-Gadget.

[Sense]

Pics or GTFO

[E20]

After Nor Cal's thread in the troll forum, I stopped caring.

[mardigan]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true identity by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

Well you've got to buy the wit part. She backs that up daily.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

:wgaf::lmao

[Spartacus]

I'm Cucking Funt.

I'm Spartacus!!

[WGAFF]

:wgaf::lmao

+1

[jman3000]

I'm Spartacus!!

:downspin:

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I read her paper on Maleficent. Based on that alone I'd say baseline 60% chick. Factor in like five years of staying in character flawlessly, I'd bump it up to 90%+

Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

[mavs>spurs2]

Who cares

And now the bitch is going to masturbate to this thread thinking people really care about her

[BlackSwordsMan]

wow people on the internet lie? whoa

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know for a fact she is a she.

[jman3000]

I read her paper on Maleficent. Based on that alone I'd say baseline 60% chick. Factor in like five years of staying in character flawlessly, I'd bump it up to 90%+

Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

Her first week here she had a hiccup in the troll forum. I can't remember what it was... but I remember I read it and then she edited it.

I only remember thinking to myself "this chick is a dude"

[florige]

She is a woman end of story. I think someone should start a thread on the disappearance of Peewee!

[Slydragon]

She PMed me a photo that was him and here it is.






























http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/Slydrag0n/gifs/lolicideap4.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

http://www.gearsandwidgets.com/external/wherethisthreadgoing.jpg

[I masterbate]

Who cares

And now the bitch is going to masturbate to this thread thinking people really care about her

+1 just like norcal

[CuckingFunt]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true identity by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

Okay.

Heh... sanctions and penalties.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm Cucking Funt.


I'm Go-Go-Gadget.

At least one of you is lying.

Unless I/she/he/we are all the same person. In which case, consider my mind blown.



Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

That I know is a lie. It's been several months since I took any naked pictures, and they weren't posed by anyone but me.

[CuckingFunt]

Her first week here she had a hiccup in the troll forum. I can't remember what it was... but I remember I read it and then she edited it.

I only remember thinking to myself "this chick is a dude"

I posted a picture of Dita Von Teese with her boobies out and you warned me that wasn't allowed. Hardly incriminating.

[Bukefal]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true identity by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

:lol:lol :frying: sanctions :lmao

[The other side]

Do we really need to know who the person is behind the curtain?


http://www.21family.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/toto-exposes-oz.jpg




http://joshtom.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wizard-of-oz.jpg

[ESPN topic starter]

The first time I saw CuckingFunt it was at Kori's house she was she upstairs with Peter Burns. I was able to capture those two in action with my camera phone











http://media.fukung.net/images/5089/36funny.gif

[Wild Cobra]

PakiDan, what type of trash are you anyway?

The threads I've seen, I'm satisfied she is a she. I really don't care either way, but you are a moron for such a challenge.

Get a life and leave others alone please.

[Bukefal]

Some people have too much spare time, nothing else to do....

[FaithInOne]

http://i44.tinypic.com/avmtfq.jpg

[jman3000]

I posted a picture of Dita Von Teese with her boobies out and you warned me that wasn't allowed. Hardly incriminating.

No that wasn't it. It was something else. I recall what you're talking about though.

[Bukefal]

http://i44.tinypic.com/avmtfq.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin

[PakiDan]

PakiDan, what type of trash are you anyway?

The threads I've seen, I'm satisfied she is a she. I really don't care either way, but you are a moron for such a challenge.

Get a life and leave others alone please.

Tsk Tsk Cobra. That was mean.

[Wild Cobra]

Tsk Tsk Cobra. That was mean.
No as much as your threat.

[ChumpDumper]

What threat?

[tlongII]

I have seen her boobs. No lie.

[Kermit]

What threat?

Careful. He can see you on Google Maps.

[Frenzy]

I say man till proven otherwise....but that's with all users.

[chode_regulator]

I was going to start multiquoting all the funny shit but hten realized it was too much

PD wow! get a life dude.

sanctions. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rolleyes

oh yeah, almost forgot, regardless CF is lame anyway.

[step up to the mike]

http://i44.tinypic.com/avmtfq.jpg

Am I missing the joke here?

[PakiDan]

I was going to start multiquoting all the funny shit but hten realized it was too much

PD wow! get a life dude.

sanctions. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rolleyes

oh yeah, almost forgot, regardless CF is lame anyway.

I don't have a life!! I have type III heart failure... so I have time to ponder such nonsense.

[chode_regulator]

I don't have a life!! I have type III heart failure... so I have time to ponder such nonsense.

so why come on ehre and try to call people out and threaten sanctions?

[jack sommerset]

so why come on ehre and try to call people out and threaten sanctions?

Probably whacked off to something the cucking funt said and is feeling guilty about it. With that said, dudes need to stop pretending to be girls. It's sick. Internet or no internet. Knock the shit off. Thank you.

[timvp]

so why come on ehre and try to call people out and threaten sanctions?I'm going to go off on a long and shaky limb and say he was being sarcastic. What kind of sanctions can occur on SpursTalk?








P.S.

Turn down your radio.

:reading

[LakerHater]

PakiDan, what type of trash are you anyway?

The threads I've seen, I'm satisfied she is a she. I really don't care either way, but you are a moron for such a challenge.

Get a life and leave others alone please.

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

[PakiDan]

Probably whacked off to something the cucking funt said and is feeling guilty about it. With that said, dudes need to stop pretending to be girls. It's sick. Internet or no internet. Knock the shit off. Thank you.

Sanctions? Do you really think anyone threatening sanctions on a website is being serious??? I was being sarcastic.

[PakiDan]

I'm going to go off on a long and shaky limb and say he was being sarcastic. What kind of sanctions can occur on SpursTalk?



Right on TimVP!! I was beginning to lose hope!!




P.S.

Turn down your radio.

:reading

[marini martini]

I know I will be getting a "spur" for this...........................but CF is really a Kori Troll!!!!

[marini martini]

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[jaffies]

I'll go out on a limb and say marini = cucking = mookie




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[Kori Ellis]

:lol @ sanctions

If PakiDan doesn't get his proof (I'm not sure what that could possibly be) then we will stop all international, interstate and interforum trade of food, medicine and oil.

[whottt]

I've seen her piss enough women off to pretty much convince me she is either female or an extremely gay male to the point to where if she is a male he might as well be female

One thing is for sure, if she is a man, we'll know eventually...it's not that much fun completely getting away with something like that. Assuming it's all an illusion, all that effort and no one to appreciate it? Eventually she'll have to let someone know.

Probably around the time people stop caring whether or not she's male or female. That is assuming it's all an act of course.

[Bukefal]

But even if she is a girl, or a guy, WTF?! So what?! who cares? jeezzz, some people have really nothing to do wondering about if she is a girl, guy and even demanding proof. :lol

And cucking funt now has a really good laugh, laughing on these douches wondering who she is, and spending so much time on her. She must feel special! :)

Cheers ! :toast:toast this one is for you Cucking funt.

[CosmicCowboy]

I prefer to continue to believe that that she is a female with a good sense of humor and magnificent breasts.

[101A]

I forget why, but a couple of months ago I determined c/f=Chump Dumper. Don't remember the specifics - but I think he/she was posting as each in a thread, and screwed up.

[Wild Cobra]

I forget why, but a couple of months ago I determined c/f=Chump Dumper. Don't remember the specifics - but I think he/she was posting as each in a thread, and screwed up.
That would be sickening. Chump having a minor avatar and also a crossdresser? Would that make him a member of NAMBLA?

Personally, I do not think they are the same person. I'd be curious to see those posts now though.

[CuckingFunt]

People really put WAY too much time into thinking about some of this shit.

[Soul_Patch]

In other news, cucking funt has released news reports that she will fire a "type of dong" missle at packi dan on our about july 4th in response to the threat of sanctions.


This shit is real folks, she really has a missle, and it is a "type of dong"...and she is goign to fuckin fire that shit right at him...in the face...i have pics...


we are doomed!


Missle

http://theopenend.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/north-korea-missile-satellite-02.jpg

+

Paki face

http://www.spygun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/paki.jpg

=

http://hitxp.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/explo.jpg

[Wild Cobra]

People really put WAY too much time into thinking about some of this shit.
If you mean me, I simply took it as an opportunity to slam Chump. I think he's a real asshole.

[whottt]

Chump = Funt?

Hmmmmm

[ShoogarBear]

I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung.

Nobody's perfect.

[ShoogarBear]

Sanctions? Do you really think anyone threatening sanctions on a website is being serious??? I was being sarcastic.

Asshat. You just killed the thread.

:pimpslap (<- cool smiley :tu)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Nobody's perfect.

:lol Classic

[ChumpDumper]

People really put WAY too much time into thinking about some of this shit.

[ChumpDumper]

Oh, I already said that.

Nevermind.

[ChumpDumper]

That would be sickening. Chump having a minor avatar and also a crossdresser? Would that make him a member of NAMBLA?You had a minor avatar and proved yourself quite the cyberstalker in a thread of your own making.

Of what would that make you a member?

[easjer]

This is still going on? Who cares? I appreciate the thought and wit C/F usually brings to discussions. Bottom line. Whether there is a penis or vagina behind them is irrelevant to me.

[samikeyp]

According to the video I have...she's a female.

Just throwin' that out there.

:)

[CosmicCowboy]

OK Mikey...you know what you gotta do...

[Wild Cobra]

You had a minor avatar
I never had a minor as an avatar.

[ChumpDumper]

I never had a minor as an avatar.Lying about it now will not help you, sickie.

[Wild Cobra]

Lying about it now will not help you, sickie.
Like I said earlier, you're an asshole. You mean this pic:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/Misc/105-016.jpg

That is actually me, down a natural waterslide, and I assure you, I am well into legal drinking age at the time of this pic. I hold my age well.

[ChumpDumper]

No, that is not the picture.

Your repeated denials only dig you a deeper hole.

And your taking any of this seriously proves your douchedom.

Why do you continuously see sexual connotations in my avatar? That says much more about you than me.

[Wild Cobra]

No, that is not the picture.

Your repeated denials only dig you a deeper hole.
I never used a pic of anyone else. The only real person I ever placed as an avatar was myself.

If an admin can dig up older avatar pics, I welcome it.

[jman3000]

Is this thread seriously at 3 pages?

[ChumpDumper]

Once I change screen names again, it will be longer.

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread seriously at 3 pages?

They'll let anything into the Club these days.

[Wild Cobra]

OK Chump, you mean this one I think:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/Misc/105-019-033crop.jpg

Here's the full pic from the 35mm film, note that it's the same waterslide, just a three pictures farther down:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/Misc/105-019-014.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

I thought there was a pic of a boy surfing once. I have avatars and sigs turned off so I don't see them often.

If I'm wrong it's no skin off my nose. So back to your sexual obsession with my avatar picture...WTF is up with that?

[Wild Cobra]

So back to your sexual obsession with my avatar picture...WTF is up with that?
It makes me sick. I see a woman's mouth opened like that often enough when she's kneeling in from of me, and it's disgusting to see a still frame of a guy with his lips like that. That's why I say you are giving the invisible man head.

[ChumpDumper]

It makes me sick. I see a woman's mouth opened like that often enough when she's kneeling in from of meMost of the time you are looking at their houses from above on GoogleMaps, flaglot.
and it's disgusting to see a still frame of a guy with his lips like that. That's why I say you are giving the invisible man head.It's not me and he's not giving anyone head -- that's all going on in your head, dude.

You got some issues.

[jaffies]

I thought it was Anthony Michael Hall in 'The Breakfast Club'

[ChumpDumper]

I thought it was Anthony Michael Hall in 'The Breakfast Club'People who aren't stalker perverts think that.

[CuckingFunt]

It makes me sick. I see a woman's mouth opened like that often enough when she's kneeling in from of me, and it's disgusting to see a still frame of a guy with his lips like that. That's why I say you are giving the invisible man head.

Dude.

Just... ew.

When you started the thread about your google stalking, I never would have thought you'd actually get creepier as time went on.

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, what I -- er, she -- said.

[Wild Cobra]

Dude.

Just... ew.

When you started the thread about your google stalking, I never would have thought you'd actually get creepier as time went on.
LOL...

Now I'm thinking maybe you are Chump...

[whottt]

One way to find out for sure...

Funt I have a question for you, Hedo or Manu?

[jack sommerset]

LOL...

Now I'm thinking maybe you are Chump...

Chump is a cock smoker

[CuckingFunt]

One way to find out for sure...

Funt I have a question for you, Hedo or Manu?

Basketball or to fuck?

[batman2883]

Basketball or to fuck?

cry me a river

[florige]

Is this thread seriously at 3 pages?

Once Chump and WC got a hold of it that was all she wrote. lol



People who aren't stalker perverts think that.



:lmao:lmao

[Nbadan]

..the biggest indictment is this....women who post regularly in forums, especially those with magnificent breasts, sooner or later wind up posting a pic of themselves - it's just the women way...some will resist for a long time, but it does happen...

[ChumpDumper]

I -- she has already done that through PMs.

Take it from us: they're real and they're spectacular.

[Slydragon]

Bump, because it was almost the 5th thread topic instead of the top 3 on the first page :rolleyes

[PM5K]

Hmm, never really thought about it.

[Slomo]

...
P.S.

Turn down your radio.

:reading

:lol


I prefer to continue to believe that that she is a female with a good sense of humor and magnificent breasts.

+1

Which in a way is a little scary - Her taste in women is very good (IMHO).


I forget why, but a couple of months ago I determined c/f=Chump Dumper. Don't remember the specifics - but I think he/she was posting as each in a thread, and screwed up.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1501725&postcount=9 :D


Basketball or to fuck?

Thanks for proving CCs point :lol

[Bukefal]

Is this thread seriously at 3 pages?

:lol 4 now

[ShoogarBear]

If PakiDan doesn't get his proof (I'm not sure what that could possibly be) then we will stop all international, interstate and interforum trade of food, medicine and oil.

Did you not read this, Funt? Proof, now!

[PakiDan]

Ok Funt.... you are hereby officially sanctioned. Kori is drafting the appropriate paperwork now. I will need to see boobies in order to stop the punishment. Oh - and Shoogar must see them too.

[CuckingFunt]

Why would I show boobies now? Then I wouldn't find out what the punishment is.

[z0sa]

jesus christ this thread is stupid.

the fact you've all let yourselves believe it's not a man is the worst part.
cuckingfunt, you're a man.

[Mixability]

when was there any doubt that he wasn't a man? One can only play up the "playful bisexual who loves sex, comics, video games" before someone gets suspicious.

Hell look at SW, she's constantly craving the cock, people would think that chick would be too good to be true, but at least she shows up at GTGs for confirmation.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know CuckingFunt is female.

[PakiDan]

I know CuckingFunt is female.

You know... alotof people keep saying that... Just how do you know?

[Silver21_Black20]

CF seems too witty and smart to be a man.

[mavs>spurs2]

CF seems too witty and smart to be a man.

Simple. Men are smarter than women. Fact

[Borosai]

Did someone mention boobs???

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still waiting to be sanctioned.

[Wild Cobra]

I'm still waiting to be sanctioned.
Don't you hate empty threats.

Hey...

Is this you?

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Beatrice001.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Um, no. Not even a little bit.

Thanks for your daily dose of random creepiness, though.

[Wild Cobra]

Um, no. Not even a little bit.

Thanks for your daily dose of random creepiness, though.
Sorry you think that. Mistakes happen. Guess you're not a mature enough person to get over them. I was thinking a costumed similarity of your avatar would be interesting. That's a pic of a friend from 1987. She's a bit older now.

[CuckingFunt]

Just post a picture of yourself. Why is it so hard. Hell I would post a picture of myself to prove all wrong if I was being questioned.

Because threads like this are funny, and because I don't give a shit whether or not people think I'm a man. I don't understand how people don't get that after three years.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It makes me sick. I see a woman's mouth opened like that often enough when she's kneeling in from of me, and it's disgusting to see a still frame of a guy with his lips like that. That's why I say you are giving the invisible man head.

I don't know what's worse: what you just posted or not knowing where that pic came from.

Yeah, scratch that, it's the former.

[CuckingFunt]

Obviously you dont care. But the Posters are craving for a picture/validation, is it that big of a deal?


Because threads like this are funny

Why would I end my own fun to satisfy a bunch of people I don't know and will never meet? Call me selfish, but that just doesn't make sense.

[Slydragon]

In other news Bowen got traded. No Joke, I can prove it.

[PakiDan]

Why would I end my own fun to satisfy a bunch of people I don't know and will never meet? Call me selfish, but that just doesn't make sense.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[CuckingFunt]

I have no reason. You stunned me. If I post my picture, will you post yours. It seems like a fair deal to me!


I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I've already seen pictures of both of you.

[Wild Cobra]

Obviously you dont care. But the Posters are craving for a picture/validation, is it that big of a deal?
Speak for yourself. I could care less.

Why should it matter? Think she has any intention of going out with any of us assholes here?

[Wild Cobra]

I don't know what's worse: what you just posted or not knowing where that pic came from.

Yeah, scratch that, it's the former.
Why should I know where the avatar came from? If it's from TV, I spend very little of my life in front of a boob-tube. I get the idea the avatar is of a famous person. I spend more time with real boobs than TV.

[CuckingFunt]

That is a bold-face lie.

No it's not. I'm pretty sure you posted a picture of yourself in a thread a while ago.

If not, my mistake, but it's still not a very enticing trade. I don't really care what anyone here looks like.

[IronMexican]

Renaldo Balkman looks like Mark Sanchez.

[tlongII]

I've seen CF's boobs. I was impressed.

[jaffies]

For the 1st year that he was here, I actually thought Ronaldo Balkman was Ronaldo Balkman.

[IronMexican]

Renaldo Balkman, do you love Balkman, or Courtney Lee more?

[NorCal510]

lol my name is a legend
mission accomplished

[mavs>spurs2]

Renaldo Balkman looks like Mark Sanchez.

How do you know what he looks like?

[IronMexican]

He posted it in some beard thread.

[jaffies]

Are you partially retarded

only the good part.

[IronMexican]

You don't have to be the same race to look alike. You look like a not as good looking version.

Mark is so dreeeeeeeeamy.

[PakiDan]

No it's not. I'm pretty sure you posted a picture of yourself in a thread a while ago.

If not, my mistake, but it's still not a very enticing trade. I don't really care what anyone here looks like.

I wasn't talking about just any old pic....

[PakiDan]

You don't have to be the same race to look alike. You look like a not as good looking version.

Mark is so dreeeeeeeeamy.

I have to agree... makes my eyes twinkle and my weak little heart flutter.

[CuckingFunt]

I wasn't talking about just any old pic....

I don't particularly care what your tits look like, either.

[mavs>spurs2]

See what I mean, once she got a hold of this thread she started posting like 10 times. Why do you guys stroke it's E-ego?

[Bukefal]

:lol and what even if she posts a picture. Dont you think she can find someone elses picture and put it up here? This thread sucks! But its funny though, to see how some people think :lol

Cucking Funt is having the greatest laugh. :toast you rock, cucking funt

[ShoogarBear]

So . . . who is looking more foolish: the person starting the thread, or the screeches admonishing the person who started the thread?

[PakiDan]

So . . . who is looking more foolish: the person starting the thread, or the screeches admonishing the person who started the thread?

Shoog is Spurstalk Gold.

[DarkReign]

this thread is a prime example of why the club forum needs to be taken out back and shot

This.

She's not posting a pic. Get over it, preteens. If you must know whats its like to know the innermost thoughts of a hot chic, hang out on some porn stars blog.

You'll get jerk off to every angle a camera can get with the added bonus of knowing her deliberations on the importance of self reinforcement in the modern woman.

Anyway you look at it, youre a winner.

[DarkReign]

No, I didnt read the thread...at all. But when a thread like this makes it past 5 pages, one must wonder about the health (ie sexual) and well being of your average ST member.