The Truth about Cucking Funt...

[PakiDan]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true iden y by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

[Chris]

[jaffies]

Thread.
Bookmarked.

[jman3000]

I'm Cucking Funt.

[jman3000]

(hoping this takes the Spartacus route)

[timvp]

She's a female. Gotta be.

[PixelPusher]

(hoping this takes the Spartacus route)

I'm Go-Go-Gadget.

[Sense]

Pics or GTFO

[E20]

After Nor Cal's thread in the troll forum, I stopped caring.

[mardigan]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true iden y by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

Well you've got to buy the wit part. She backs that up daily.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

:wgaf:

[Spartacus]

I'm Cucking Funt.

I'm Spartacus!!

[WGAFF]

:wgaf:

+1

[jman3000]

I'm Spartacus!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I read her paper on Maleficent. Based on that alone I'd say baseline 60% chick. Factor in like five years of staying in character flawlessly, I'd bump it up to 90%+

Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

[mavs>spurs2]

Who cares

And now the is going to masturbate to this thread thinking people really care about her

[BlackSwordsMan]

wow people on the internet lie? whoa

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know for a fact she is a she.

[jman3000]

I read her paper on Maleficent. Based on that alone I'd say baseline 60% chick. Factor in like five years of staying in character flawlessly, I'd bump it up to 90%+

Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

Her first week here she had a hiccup in the troll forum. I can't remember what it was... but I remember I read it and then she edited it.

I only remember thinking to myself "this chick is a dude"

[florige]

She is a woman end of story. I think someone should start a thread on the disappearance of Peewee!

[Slydragon]

She PMed me a photo that was him and here it is.

[Cry Havoc]

[I masterbate]

Who cares

And now the is going to masturbate to this thread thinking people really care about her

+1 just like norcal

[CuckingFunt]

Ok... I know that there have been countless threads about this, but I am going to take a stand and call him/her out so we can put some finality to this issue. I for one am not buying that Cucking is some hollywood chic female with georgeous breasts, an affinity for fine art and a wit snappier than a Slim Jim.... NO! I DECLARE IT IS ALL A SHAM!!! I imagine Funt is a 45 year old balding white man with a beer gut and soiled tighty whities sitting behind a glowing computer screen with the smirk of a child loving pervert and the smell of Aqualung. I declare and stand resolute that Cucking Funt must reveal his/her true iden y by 12:00 midnight EST on Monday June 22nd or face sanctions and or other penalties as seen fit by me and others whom I hold in high regard.

Okay.

Heh... sanctions and penalties.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm Cucking Funt.

I'm Go-Go-Gadget.

At least one of you is lying.

Unless I/she/he/we are all the same person. In which case, consider my mind blown.

Plus one night I actually got her to send me pics of her in the nude in various poses of my choice.

That I know is a lie. It's been several months since I took any naked pictures, and they weren't posed by anyone but me.