Dallas area pickup basketball?

[Findog]

ok, he wsa playing with the other tall white guy wearing the maroon college shirt

Yeah, I don't know who that other guy was, but them together on the same team was tough. Twin Towers. No wonder they held the court so long.

[sribb43]

Bumps team was huge and athletic.

my team finally took them down, they had alot of size

[stretch]

Yeah, I don't know who that other guy was, but them together on the same team was tough. Twin Towers. No wonder they held the court so long.

its easy when the court is so narrow and short, lol. not to mention they kept trying to play on the 9 foot rim. in an open court, they would have gotten their asses handed to them by all of the teams out there. BUMP was pretty solid though. he had good touch around the rim. but i thought everyone else on that team fucking sucked.

[sribb43]

I live about 6 hours away and didnt see that, but thats some of the pussiest shit I have ever heard anyone say in my life.

ya when he said that rapist shit, i starting crackin' up..what a pussy, its street ball

[sribb43]

its easy when the court is so narrow and short, lol. not to mention they kept trying to play on the 9 foot rim. in an open court, they would have gotten their asses handed to them by all of the teams out there. BUMP was pretty solid though. he had good touch around the rim. but i thought everyone else on that team fucking sucked.

ya a short court like that is heaven for big men..I'm down for UTD, my old stompin' grounds

[stretch]

lol indian dudes suck at sports. Really badly.

has there ever been an indian guy in the nba? that was good?

[stretch]

ya a short court like that is heaven for big men..I'm down for UTD, my old stompin' grounds

sounds good. i think we should try to go up there next monday.

[DPG21920]

Mark (the short black pg) and I always guard each other. Good match up.

[sribb43]

Mark (the short black pg) and I always guard each other. Good match up.

I liked runnning with him..good player

[Findog]

Mark (the short black pg) and I always guard each other. Good match up.

Yeah, it's fun to watch. Plus I'm too lazy to bring the ball up. Why would I wanna mess with that?

[DPG21920]

He always talks to me :lol

We go at each other from time to time. We both know we cannot out quick each other. I want to go small ball and have him and I on the same team once :hat

[Findog]

I liked runnning with him..good player

I liked how everybody just naturally fit into their roles...I don't usually have the handles or the moves to initiate my own shots, but I like playing defense, screening for my teammates, hitting cutters with passes....Shooting I feel guilty taking a bad shot so I usually try to only shoot when I have a good look and sometimes when I'm hot I'll look to score more. Depending on who I'm running with, I might have to take more shots, or just try to figure out what I need to do to contribute.

[DPG21920]

I liked runnning with him..good player

Ya, he is good. Nice guy. You have a nice shot as well. Pretty smooth.

[Findog]

He always talks to me :lol

We go at each other from time to time. We both know we cannot out quick each other. I want to go small ball and have him and I on the same team once :hat

He's fun to play with. In a game to 12, I'll usually score 2-4 baskets. It's nice to have somebody else carry the scoring load.

[Findog]

ya when he said that rapist shit, i starting crackin' up..what a pussy, its street ball

What did he think we were gonna do tonight? Sip tea and read Ladies Home Journal at center court?

[weebo]

I liked how everybody just naturally fit into their roles...I don't usually have the handles or the moves to initiate my own shots, but I like playing defense, screening for my teammates, hitting cutters with passes....Shooting I feel guilty taking a bad shot so I usually try to only shoot when I have a good look and sometimes when I'm hot I'll look to score more. Depending on who I'm running with, I might have to take more shots, or just try to figure out what I need to do to contribute.

are you matt bonner?

[DPG21920]

I should probably be a little more aggressive, but it is so crowded it is hard for me to squirm through. My shot is either hot or cold. Sometimes I can drain shots from anywhere, sometimes I am just off.

But Mono and I were running a nice play for the first 2 games and he was hitting. I would just hold it at the top start left, bring it back right as he was cutting baseline. I would just do a simple bounce pass and he would turn and shoot.

[Findog]

are you matt bonner?

I would say more Battier-like. I tend to be a streaky shooter; I'm either hitting everything or nothing. I pride myself on my shot selection.

[Findog]

Small ball in pickup? Is that like a team filled with players 5'7 and smaller?

Tallest guys out there tonight were in the 6'5, 6'6 range.

[weebo]

I would say more Battier-like. I tend to be a streaky shooter; I'm either hitting everything or nothing. I pride myself on my shot selection.

oh ok. well you fools are lucky I don't live anywhere near there or I'd be dunkin it on you boys from the free throw line.:ihit

[Findog]

I should probably be a little more aggressive, but it is so crowded it is hard for me to squirm through. My shot is either hot or cold. Sometimes I can drain shots from anywhere, sometimes I am just off.

But Mono and I were running a nice play for the first 2 games and he was hitting. I would just hold it at the top start left, bring it back right as he was cutting baseline. I would just do a simple bounce pass and he would turn and shoot.

Did you see me posting up that white dude in the last game? That was fun.

[BUMP]

It was a pleasure playing with ya'll.

I knew who Findog was, im pretty sure i knew who DPG was.

We ran the court until Dasagana Diop Jr. came out of nowhere. Kinda funny when he dunked on the 9 foot goal and yelled.

And the guy guarding Findog i know i've seen him before at the Texas Tech rec, that was kinda weird. I didn't know who anybody else was, but it was really fun to play out there. Good competition. That other big dude out there on my team was funny as hell.

[Findog]

It was a pleasure playing with ya'll.

I knew who Findog was, im pretty sure i knew who DPG was.

We ran the court until Dasagana Diop Jr. came out of nowhere. Kinda funny when he dunked on the 9 foot goal and yelled.

And the guy guarding Findog i know i've seen him before at the Texas Tech rec, that was kinda weird. I didn't know who anybody else was, but it was really fun to play out there. Good competition. That other big dude out there on my team was funny as hell.

Mono was in the blue Mavericks t-shirt and Stretch had on the orange shirt. Sribb43 was the guy in the gray tanktop with the brown hair.

[BUMP]

oh shit i guarded stretch and i didnt even know it:lol

[Findog]

So what have we learned, scouting-report wise?

DPG: Bibby/Hinrich
Findog: Battier/Prince
Mono: Brandon Bass/Jack Sikma
Bump: Rik Smits
Stretch: Tom Chambers
Sribb43: Detlef Schrempf

That was the vibe I got from observing everyone's games.

[DPG21920]

I was the short guy in the red shorts Bump.

[DPG21920]

Diop Jr :lmao

[DPG21920]

You missed it. Last week we had Pietrus Jr. Guy was a freaky athlete.

[Findog]

Diop Jr :lmao

He was beasting.

[BUMP]

DPG was a very solid PG.

i thought FinDog made a good Bowen. :lol

And i didn't want to bring it up, i really didn't but they kept giving it to me and we already had one huge guy who posted up most the time

[Findog]

You missed it. Last week we had Pietrus Jr. Guy was a freaky athlete.

I had to guard that guy. Damn, that was tough. At least it was 12-11. I'll take the "moral" victory.

[DPG21920]

I know. He was going off. He could not shoot very well, but he had like 3 tip dunks (don't tell that to Mono...)

[BUMP]

I'm down for UTD, this is a pretty far drive for me (technically i didnt drive, that girl did)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I just got done playing, and I seriously got dunked on 10 times by the same cocky ass black guy. I hate being the only person on my team who plays defense.

[DPG21920]

I was pissed I did not play well. Those games are tough for me when everyone is bunched up. I was having to weave in and out of all these jumbled up giants :lol

[DPG21920]

There was a lot more size out there this time. Bump was pretty damn good. I think him and I were the only ones to yell F*ck when we messed up.

[DPG21920]

I will play at UTD as well. That is my old stomping grounds. I wish we could play indoor with a full sized court :hat

Then I could really run around....

[Findog]

I was pissed I did not play well. Those games are tough for me when everyone is bunched up. I was having to weave in and out of all these jumbled up giants :lol

I think it would be fun to try and guard you and try to keep you in front of me. I know you're quicker than me but I think I have the wingspan to keep up.

[BUMP]

i kinda grew up with a small court, there's one right down the street from my house.

except both rims are pretty low not just one.

if i go their with my friends during the middle of the day its just dunk city, cause it gets pretty out of hand with the lack of defense

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Playing on 8 ft. rims is some of the funnest shit ever.

[DPG21920]

I think it would be fun to try and guard you and try to keep you in front of me. I know you're quicker than me but I think I have the wingspan to keep up.

Try it next game. I am going to do that TP re start thing when he gets switched onto a big.

I am going to back up at half court and just take off on a straight sprint at you :lol

[BUMP]

Playing on 8 ft. rims is some of the funnest shit ever.

:lol

Hell yeah

then you have the big boys who have no business dunking bringing down the backboard with all that weight

[Findog]

Try it next game. I am going to do that TP re start thing when he gets switched onto a big.

I am going to back up at half court and just take off on a straight sprint at you :lol

Bring it.

[Texas Chili Dog]

Playing on 8 ft. rims is some of the funnest shit ever.

yeah it's great when a 5'11-6' guy like me can actually dunk. :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lol

Hell yeah

then you have the big boys who have no business dunking bringing down the backboard with all that weight


Or what I do, I'm 6'2" 226, so I just back the guy guarding me down till I'm right under the hoop, grip the ball tight, and throw it down :lol

[bostonguy]

Wait some of you guys went out there not knowing who the other spurs talkers were?

[sribb43]

Being a shooter playing on a rim slightly below 10ft, then coming down and playing on a 8 1/2 ft goal is hard to judge your shot. I was surprsed i hit as many as i did. I had the other big dude guarding me and had to go with my fadeaway quite a few times

[Findog]

Wait some of you guys went out there not knowing who the other spurs talkers were?

I knew who everybody was except Sribb43. I mean, he introduced himself as "(real name)" not "Sribb43 from Spurstalk."

[sribb43]

I knew who everybody was except Sribb43. I mean, he introduced himself as "(real name)" not "Sribb43 from Spurstalk."

it would be wierd to introduce myself and have everyone intrduce themselves as their screen names. "hi im sribb43 and you are?" "Whats up man? i'm findog" :lol

Some of them dudes were just random guys who dont post here so it would have been weird asking them "hey are you on spurstalk? whats your screenname"

[Findog]

it would be wierd to introduce myself and have everyone intrduce themselves as their screen names. "hi im sribb43 and you are?" "Whats up man? i'm findog" :lol

Some of them dudes were just random guys who dont post here so it would have been weird asking them "hey are you on spurstalk? whats your screenname"

Yeah, I wasn't about to introduce myself as Findog. I had narrowed you down to either the dude in the gray cutoffs (correct) or that one short dude in the red tanktop (incorrect).

[Findog]

Have we settled on Monday night at UTD?

[stretch]

Have we settled on Monday night at UTD?

I'm in.

[sribb43]

10ft goals plus fullcourt.....I'm in

[BUMP]

i'm defintitely in at UTD.

a lot closer drive for me

[ernest787]

hey dudes i'm new here, but live in Dallas... right off the Bishop Arts district and have been looking for some dudes to play some ball with... i haven't played in a bit, but i have a little game... decent D and a nice spot up shot

is the game being moved to UTD on Mondays? What time? and if it's indoor do you have to have a membership to the gym or anything?

thanks dudes, i hope to play with you boys soon

[Findog]

hey dudes i'm new here, but live in Dallas... right off the Bishop Arts district and have been looking for some dudes to play some ball with... i haven't played in a bit, but i have a little game... decent D and a nice spot up shot

is the game being moved to UTD on Mondays? What time? and if it's indoor do you have to have a membership to the gym or anything?

thanks dudes, i hope to play with you boys soon

Holy shit, I live in Bishop Arts. I'm at the corner of Bishop and 6th. There's always going to be a Tuesday night game at Williamson. But I'm in on any regular game at UTD.

[ernest787]

Holy shit, I live in Bishop Arts. I'm at the corner of Bishop and 6th. There's always going to be a Tuesday night game at Williamson. But I'm in on any regular game at UTD.

word! i live off Colorado and Blaylock, right across from Lake Cliff Park... Basically adjacent to Spiral Diner (if you know where that is)

what time do you guys get together on Tuesdays? I have band practice typically until 7, but i'd like to try to get in on it

and do you know what the situation with playing indoors at UTD is? don't want to show up if i need a membership or whatever, before i get one, haha

[Findog]

word! i live off Colorado and Blaylock, right across from Lake Cliff Park... Basically adjacent to Spiral Diner (if you know where that is)

what time do you guys get together on Tuesdays? I have band practice typically until 7, but i'd like to try to get in on it

and do you know what the situation with playing indoors at UTD is? don't want to show up if i need a membership or whatever, before i get one, haha

I know exactly where the Spiral Diner is. I'm about 3 blocks north of the Cafe Brazil at Davis and Bishop. 6:30 every Tuesday night at Williamson Road, but the first game isn't underway until about 7 and we run till about 8:30-9, so don't sweat it if you're not there at 6:30 on the dot. I don't know any details about UTD, you'll have to ask stretch.

[ernest787]

awesome... i'm going to be out there this tuesday for sure then... hopefully get some more details about monday

i'll be the mexi dude with an ankle brace and aggie shorts, so say whats up, haha

[stretch]

UTD is an outdoor, lighted court. full size. three point line.

to get there, basically take 75 to Campbell. Exit, and go west on Campbell until you get to university Pkwy, then take a right. You should come up to a stop sign, and a little booth. To the left is the courts, so go left at the stop sign into the parking lot. There will be signs saying stuff about needing a parking pass, but you can park wherever, cuz no one cares at that time of day.

How is 7:30 on Monday for everyone?

[urunobili]

will it be too hostile if I show up on a Ginobili Jersey?

[stretch]

will it be too hostile if I show up on a Ginobili Jersey?

ass kicking for sure

[Findog]

Spurs fans are welcome. Stretch, you have an exact address? And you're positive my car won't get towed?

[sribb43]

UTD is an outdoor, lighted court. full size. three point line.

to get there, basically take 75 to Campbell. Exit, and go west on Campbell until you get to university Pkwy, then take a right. You should come up to a stop sign, and a little booth. To the left is the courts, so go left at the stop sign into the parking lot. There will be signs saying stuff about needing a parking pass, but you can park wherever, cuz no one cares at that time of day.

How is 7:30 on Monday for everyone?

ya its inbetween the the activities center (gym, weight room, etc) and the softball fields. if you enter through university off campbell, it will be on your left side, cant miss it. I marked a pink "X" were the courts are on the map

http://www.utdallas.edu/maps/

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/stacem28/Spence%20Pics/untitled-2.jpg

[sribb43]

How is 7:30 on Monday for everyone?

Maybe a little earlier, say 7:00?

[stretch]

sure, 7 will work.

and no findog, you wont get towed. ive been going up there for 4 years and never seen anyone get towed. you can see the lot from the courts too.

[sribb43]

sure, 7 will work.

and no findog, you wont get towed. ive been going up there for 4 years and never seen anyone get towed. you can see the lot from the courts too.

ya just dont park in the spaces marked gold...UTD PoPo are chumps....park in the green spaces

[ernest787]

cool, i should be up there on monday too... hopefully you dudes aren't too good, cause i'd hate to look stupid, hahahaha

[stretch]

cool, i should be up there on monday too... hopefully you dudes aren't too good, cause i'd hate to look stupid, hahahaha

yeah im not very good. im fat, slow, and suck. i almost killed a guy last week from falling on them.

[Mad_Hatter]

yeah im not very good. im fat, slow, and suck. i almost killed a guy last week from falling on them.

when yall playing next? i live on campus...

[stretch]

ROLL CALL!

Tonight. 7:00 PM. Outdoor basketball @ UTD. Who will be there?

I'm in.

[Findog]

ROLL CALL!

Tonight. 7:00 PM. Outdoor basketball @ UTD. Who will be there?

I'm in.

Put me down as 50/50. My car got broken into last night. The window on the rear driver's side was smashed. I have a backseat full of broken glass. Between that and some other things, I got a few errands to run. I'll be out at Williamson tomorrow for sure. If not this week at UTD, then definitely next week. What is the skill level there compared to what we had at Williamson last week?

[stretch]

Put me down as 50/50. My car got broken into last night. The window on the rear driver's side was smashed. I have a backseat full of broken glass. Between that and some other things, I got a few errands to run. I'll be out at Williamson tomorrow for sure. If not this week at UTD, then definitely next week. What is the skill level there compared to what we had at Williamson last week?

depends. its usually at least a little better, but some of that could be due to the fact that its a full sized court with 10 foot rims, lol. typically (except for the stupid indians) the people that play there are cool and fun to play with.

[stretch]

So is anyone else coming??

[stretch]

For anyone who comes, I'll be the guy in the black shorts, black shoes, and orange t-shirt.

[Findog]

Couldn't make it tonight, was dealing with this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/3716982877_3ab2f7592b_b.jpg

I'll be there next week, conditioned on my car not fucking breaking down or getting broken into. What a fucking day, this and then Gortat being matched. FML.

[MavDynasty]

And Mono leaving :(

[stretch]

i played a game of one on one against myself and lost

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?? :bang

[Findog]

Why did stretch get pinked?

Anyways, sorry I couldn't make it out to UT-Dallas last night. I was cleaning broken glass out of my backseat. Roll call for tonight at Williamson. I'll be there wearing my green Mavericks shirt with the cowboy hat logo. Who's in?

[duncan228]

Why did stretch get pinked?

I'm guessing this, but I'm not positive.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131243

[IronMexican]

How did stretch get a huge avatar?

[monosylab1k]

hey are we still hooping? I been out of commission for a while but I'm down for playing. So what what what what tha dilly yo, dilly yo?

[Ignorant Spurs fan]

You MavFans can play basketball all you want but you still have no rings

[Findog]

Trying to get something together tomorrow night around 6. Mono, stretch, sribb43, you guys in?

[Findog]

Any Dallas-area Spurstalkers looking to run?

[sribb43]

at that same crappy court as before?

[Findog]

at that same crappy court as before?

No, DPG says he found a better one.

[Spurfan]

It's funny when Spurs fans laugh at a post from a Mavs fan who created a Spurs troll as if it was a serious post.

[stretch]

tuesday nights are bad for me

but keep me posted if yall play on other nights

[IronMexican]

:lol It's funny cause it's true.

Another BUMP classic.

[TheChillFactor]

i work downtown and live in richardson so i might be able to play tomorrow night. where are you guys playing?

[Findog]

i work downtown and live in richardson so i might be able to play tomorrow night. where are you guys playing?

Someplace near Skillman and Mockingbird. It's off 75 so it'd be on your way home. PM DPG:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13014

[HornetLoveJones]

I would have come but it's kinda a long drive from Phoenix :depressed

Be thankful you guys don't have the problem UA's rec center has with tons of Asians that call foul whenever they miss a shot.

Is this like an epidemic or something cause the only time where people start calling bullshit fouls are when I play against these korean or chinese guys in the local park. These cunts barely get bodied up and call foul.. or when they miss a shot and have a defender in the vicinity. They don't come anymore since all the black guys started calling their bullshit.
Hooray for black people :lol

[HornetLoveJones]

btw I'm from good ole New Orleans but live in L.A now, so if anyone's in the Los Angeles area hit me up and we can go run a game sometime.

[vy65]

I'm down, but what time do you all play?

[DPG21920]

Trying to do 6-630, but I don't know if we will have enough.

[Findog]

We should do 6:30 to give everybody some time to make it.

[vy65]

Shit, I work until 7; is there anyway to move this shit to like 7:30?

[DPG21920]

I have something to do at 8, so I can only play until 730

[DPG21920]

Maybe a weekend is better?

[Findog]

I have something to do at 8, so I can only play until 730

We should set up a day though during the week when everybody who wants to can make it, make it a weekly get-together.

[Findog]

My schedule is such that I get off work every weekday at 5:30 in downtown. As of a month ago, I am currently car-less and can take the Red Line to Mockingbird Station and get there around 6'ish, since we'll probably be playing in the Skillman/Mockingbird area. I just need a ride back to downtown after we play so I can catch the bus home.

[vy65]

Weekends are way better for me ...

[Findog]

Weekends are way better for me ...

Same here. During the week is doable. It might make sense to set up a time every Saturday afternoon or whatnot.

[vy65]

sat afternoon would be perfect

[Colombiano972]

I'd been down during the summer, since I'm at UT right now and my weekends are pretty much booked for the time being.

[Findog]

Doesn't look like we picked up any commitments for tonight. Does an annual Saturday afternoon game work for Dallas-area ST'ers?

[vy65]

Works for me.

[sribb43]

Let's hoop bitches

[TE]

I'll be making a trip to the Dallas area in a week. Someone in here PM me with contacts, times, and places to play.

[Lincoln]

I'm in

[sribb43]

Where did all the ballers go?

[stretch]

here

[Axe Murderer]

i'll be in town aug 4-15

[Lincoln]

in tbh

[Axe Murderer]

i'm picking Timothy in advance

[Lincoln]

tbh 5'7 player who can't create own shot for shit.

[Axe Murderer]

sounds good :tu

i'm signing you to an 8 year deal imho

[MavDynasty]

Anyone down to play this summer or whenever?

I'm in McKinney so north Dallas is good for me IMHO

[mavs>spurs]

Man, I want this shit to actually happen this summer but I'll have to work it around summer classes and work.

[MavDynasty]

I'm free like everyday after 7 tbh

Gonna go ham on dat ass

[mavs>spurs]

Evenings would be good for everyone because no one is hooping outside in summer heat, but hopefully I can get my classes in the morning so it won't be an issue.

[MavDynasty]

Can't wait to dunk on bump :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

Bump on my team tbh I'm also invitin the poster "Iranian Boogeyman" imho

[MavDynasty]

I want roger freemason jr tbh on my team. We need a fat fuck defensive presence in the paint

[BUMP]

Bump on my team tbh I'm also invitin the poster "Iranian Boogeyman" imho

:lol i'm actually gonna be in town this weekend if you corsos wanna hoop somewhere

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Mav fags play this shit to get your pussies wet before hoopin

DpmoiBi9kiY

[MavDynasty]

:lol i'm actually gonna be in town this weekend if you corsos wanna hoop somewhere

There's a nice court in Allen and the ones at UTD off the top of my head

[BUMP]

There's a nice court in Allen and the ones at UTD off the top of my head

tbh UTD's usually where I go to play

[DPG21920]

UTD is where I play I saidddddddddddd

[mavs>spurs]

Gonna start hoopin at UTD so da point guard can't continue his ignorin shtick tbh

[DPG21920]

lol I'm just going to call you "some guy" and pass the ball to "a general player"

[MavDynasty]

When do y'all wanna play

[BUMP]

When do y'all wanna play

Saturday afternoon?

[MavDynasty]

Yea I get off at 4

I'm busy Sunday tho

[BUMP]

Yea I get off at 4

I'm busy Sunday tho

:tu sounds good tbh

and same i have stuff going on all day Sunday then I leave on Monday

[MavDynasty]

I'll hit u up like Saturday morning to see if things are still down tbh

[mavs>spurs]

can't do this weekend have to meet saturday afternoon with my group for a project

[DPG21920]

I can do Sat

[Fpoonsie]

I'm actually off this Sat, too.

Still maintain I can't hoop for shit, though.

[dirk4mvp]

If somebody can come pick me up, I will go.

[DPG21920]

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

you guys ball in a ballpark or inside court?

[DPG21920]

Outside

[Giuseppe]

Outside

Are you usually in long, or, short pants?

[BlackSwordsMan]

uh huh seppe that old man who goes to the part to watch for younger gentleman in hopes he can suffocate one in the restroom and rape him in his sleep
I'm on to you daddy-o

[Giuseppe]

younger gentleman

:lmao

[Fpoonsie]

Any update?

[DPG21920]

Sat afternoon I think

[Fpoonsie]

The UTD courts?

[DPG21920]

Ya

[BUMP]

:tu for saturday

[MavDynasty]

Yea Saturday at like 530?

[Fpoonsie]

No bullshit, it sucks that m>s can't make it.

[BUMP]

sounds good

i'm bringing mookie along to set some hard screens and enforce the paint i saaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddd

[Fpoonsie]

sounds good

i'm bringing mookie along to set some hard screens and enforce the paint i saaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddd

The paint's gonna get pretty chaotic, considering he most likely can't PnR alone.

[mavs>spurs]

No bullshit, it sucks that m>s can't make it.

I'm hoping it'll become a regular thing in the summer so no worries. Gotta design a DFD and document flow chart because my group mates are retarded I saiiiiidddd

[mavs>spurs]

sounds good

i'm bringing mookie along to set some hard screens and enforce the paint i saaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddd

Or you could just bring rb

[MavDynasty]

I hope there ain't no athletic nigs there tomorrow :cry

[DPG21920]

530 is good

[DPG21920]

My real name is DPG btw

[mavs>spurs]

you scrahs still hoopin?

[mavs>spurs]

i may show tbh

[BUMP]

tbh I'm for sure going

[mavs>spurs]

im trying to get a scro to go. i dont know dallas for shit and am terrible with directions

[mavs>spurs]

now do people ACTUALLY show up here, or is it a bit overkill to bring skilled niggas who actually want to play competitively?

[MavDynasty]

I'm going but I'm not the greatest ever tbh, :lol

Bump will prob rape me imho

[mavs>spurs]

so do you know anything about the skill level of people who show up to play here?

[MavDynasty]

im trying to get a scro to go. i dont know dallas for shit and am terrible with directions

Just go interstate 75 north and take the exit Campbell or George bush turnpike I think. That'll get u really close to UTD and by there just call one of us

[DPG21920]

I'm going...be there at 530. M>s, depending on who's there comp is decent. If dudes are really good or a act like it they might be disappointed. I'd set the expectation that is likely not that competitive.

[DPG21920]

75 and Campbell road. It's west of 75 about 2 miles on your right hand side. Impossible to miss. Only quasi-confusing thing is on campus. Have to take a round about to get to the courts

[mavs>spurs]

k i'll be the 5'11 lanky white dude

[MavDynasty]

Tbh I hope it ain't dat competitive with athletic nigs :cry

Ill be the 5'8 nigga in white prob

[DPG21920]

^ me too. Again my name is dpg

[BUMP]

so do you know anything about the skill level of people who show up to play here?

:lol usually not that great.

Ocassionally there are some pretty athletic people who go up there. I've never seen anybody that looks like they could play in college or anything though

[MavDynasty]

:lol usually not that great.

Ocassionally there are some pretty athletic people who go up there. I've never seen anybody that looks like they could play in college or anything though

good, I played with some black 17 year old athletic dudes last week and they were throwing down crazy ass highlight dunks. I just wanted to stay the fuck outta the way

[MavDynasty]

tbh I need to find my contacts otherwise I might have to bring glasses lmao

[BUMP]

good, I played with some black 17 year old athletic dudes last week and they were throwing down crazy ass highlight dunks. I just wanted to stay the fuck outta the way

tbh there was a group like that up there one time. although they were like half my size so i pretty much scored at will :lol

[DPG21920]

Bump, bullying playas, par far the ect ect

[MavDynasty]

Is fpoonsie comin

[mavs>spurs]

call heath to come

[MavDynasty]

We playin full or half court make it take it?

[Fpoonsie]

Still tryin to see if I can make it. My friend's having a bbq, and I'm much better at eating than I am at dribbling.

[DPG21920]

lol MD trying to figure everything out

Just show up brah, quit over thinking it

[MavDynasty]

:lol just wanted to see which spurs talkers were in

[DeadlyDynasty]

My private jet is in the shop or i would come hoop with allyall

[DPG21920]

Yall missed the ST all-stars

[Koolaid_Man]

Yall missed the ST all-stars


So tell me Deepy how fine is Tyson...is he tall and handsome...did he take off his shirt while you guys hooped. I bet he has a sweet milk chocolate tan and some nice abs...

[DPG21920]

He didn't show, like you on a radio show

[Koolaid_Man]

He didn't show, like you on a radio show


next time yall hooping see if you can accidentally pull his pants down while he's coming off a screen and get a peak for me

[DPG21920]

Bump bullying playas, MD making it rain, DPG making sure everyone stays hydrated.

[DPG21920]

Lame as funk ^

[Koolaid_Man]

kool you a weird fucker

just scoot your body closer to mine Tyse
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[MavDynasty]

I blew absolute cock the last 2 games. I didn't get shit on defensively but on offense I couldbt get anything under my jumper...really out of shape. DPG got some sick handles and a good 3 pointer

BUMP is pretty much Kevin Love lite tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

I blew absolute cock the last 2 games. I didn't get shit on defensively but on offense I couldbt get anything under my jumper...really out of shape. DPG got some sick handles and a good 3 pointer

BUMP is pretty much Kevin Love lite tbh.


Most little dudes (as in short as fuck) have good handles since they have a very low center of gravity...I expected DPG to be a little scrappy not surprised...

:lmao everyone in the stands going to hell for this shit..but it proves my point in short people with good handles :lol

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[Koolaid_Man]

kool im not sure why you're talking shit, everyone in this conversation can beat you at basketball

yeah right...I'll pull a Reggie Evans on you Tyson and grab your nut sac from behind...or I'll pull a Dennis Rodman and get my dick hard while in the paint so that when you back me down in the paint you feel all that meat...that will surely make you retreat :lol

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[Goran Dragic]

Chris Kaman's team won that game I'm pretty sure

[Koolaid_Man]

yeah you do and ill drop your ass

I don't see how...once I yank your sac off you'll be on the ground...unless...unless..unless you're telling me you have 6 million dollar balls like the Bionic Man...if so I want to see them :lol

[Goran Dragic]

You wanna see Tyson's balls?

[Koolaid_Man]

You wanna see Tyson's balls?

absolutely...I'm sell peanuts :lol

[MavDynasty]

Actually the one dude that shit on me constantly was this Asian dude that played like ginobili

We were up 8 in a first to 15 points game and lost lol

[Koolaid_Man]

kool's a fuckin homo this is why i'm always hesitant to go to any of these types of gatherings, knowing my luck his gay ass would show up and some shit would actually go down :rolleyes

next time yall organize by pm, we got a legitimate weirdo here

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can I see a boxscore?

[Koolaid_Man]

and kool you ever come near me i carry concealed just an fyi

:lmao

I wear underwear as well my friend...can let that thing dangle in the wind you feel me :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

i was honestly gonna come, went and bought some insoles since you guys play on concrete and all, came home and started puking chocolate shake everywhere. maybe next time, i wanna make it a weekly thing if you guys can do it. but utd is fuckin far, i can't do an hour drive each way every time

I will show and watch from the sidelines...everytime you see a guy in pink cheering for you know it's me :lol

[MavDynasty]

it wasn't concrete imho

[BUMP]

DD would've had a kick out of the last team we played tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

i was honestly gonna come, went and bought some insoles since you guys play on concrete and all, came home and started puking chocolate shake everywhere. maybe next time, i wanna make it a weekly thing if you guys can do it. but utd is fuckin far, i can't do an hour drive each way every time

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[Koolaid_Man]

You wanna see Tyson's balls?


Originally Posted by lakaluva file:///D:/DOCUME%7E1/Rico/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5420111#post5420111)
Greetings,



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Lakaluva

[DPG21920]

Can I see a boxscore?

You would have been impressed by my Kobe closing abilities. It was 13-12 first to 15 and I looked at MD on the way up the court and said "should I end this?", then pulled up for 3 and said "it's good" as soon as I shot it. Game. Tiny Mamba.

[DeadlyDynasty]

DD would've had a kick out of the last team we played tbh

I take it there were some minorities on that team?

[DeadlyDynasty]

You would have been impressed by my Kobe closing abilities. It was 13-12 first to 15 and I looked at MD on the way up the court and said "should I end this?", then pulled up for 3 and said "it's good" as soon as I shot it. Game. Tiny Mamba.

Stone. Cold. Killer.

[BUMP]

I take it there were some minorities on that team?

Some minorities who were a little overconfident in their basketball abilities imho

[DeadlyDynasty]

Some minorities who were a little overconfident in their basketball abilities imho

Were they beating on their chests and making strange noises after they made a shot?

[DPG21920]

My quads cramped up which is weird because that never happens. I'm not in as good of shape as I normally am, but I usually don't get tired playing basketball at all.

I was hitting MD w/ some dimes though. :lol Bump was trying like 46% hard. He really is like Kevin Love lite.

[MavDynasty]

:lmao there was a nigga in crip blue who went HAM along with his homeboy dennis rodman (had the bleach blonde hair and everything)

[BUMP]

Were they beating on their chests and making strange noises after they made a shot?

tbh there were like 3 of them who were decent but thought that they were entering the next NBA Draft. Basically I took a smelly doo-doo on them (scored like 18 buckets in 2 games) and won both times. Finally some guy "stopped" me by basically shoving me in the post and calling it legit defense (:lmao) but we won anyway

They had one guy who actually gave me a lot of trouble on offense though

[MavDynasty]

yeah you gave some great passes to free me up tbh, made like 3-4 straight jumpers in the first game just from having a clean look.

too bad it went all downhill after that :lol


Can't believe we lost to a team with 4 asians and a white guy after being up 8

[BUMP]

:lmao there was a nigga in crip blue who went HAM along with his homeboy dennis rodman (had the bleach blonde hair and everything)

:rollin

[MavDynasty]

tbh there were like 3 of them who were decent but thought that they were entering the next NBA Draft. Basically I took a smelly doo-doo on them (scored like 18 buckets in 2 games) and won both times. Finally some guy "stopped" me by basically shoving me in the post and calling it legit defense (:lmao) but we won anyway

They had one guy who actually gave me a lot of trouble on offense though

who? the tall yi jianlian looking asian?

[DPG21920]

Bump was easily the most dominant player. It's hard out there for me unless it's a break because I can't use speed to get into the paint since everyone just camps out in there.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Derek Vinyard would be proud, fellas:toast

If we ever get a medflight out to Dallas I'm gonna hit you scros up for a game...it'd be on real short notice though:lol

[DPG21920]

Well, when it's 5 on 1 on defense and everyone is walking it's not surprising when you lose :lol

[MavDynasty]

Bump was easily the most dominant player. It's hard out there for me unless it's a break because I can't use speed to get into the paint since everyone just camps out in there.

Yeah it sucks, it turned me into a pure jumpshooter and thats why I sucked the last 2 games. I'm usually able to drive in just from my speed ( even tho I have shit handles) but I couldn't do anything because I'd run into a wall of 4 guys and get my shit rejected.

Some of those guys just stayed in the lane all game long, the manu asian and the green shirted mexican in particular

[MavDynasty]

Well, when it's 5 on 1 on defense and everyone is walking it's not surprising when you lose :lol

:lol we got really tired I guess or stopped trying.

Highlight play of the game: DPG (5'2) stopped a 3v1 fast break against dudes that were all at least 5'8

[BUMP]

who? the tall yi jianlian looking asian?

nah it was one of the black dudes who came together. they switched like 4 times on me and the last guy just started shoving me in the back when i got it in the post cause he couldn't do anything else :lmao

the team that beat us actually played straight up

[BUMP]

bump when do you come back to town

Not til summer atleast

[MavDynasty]

i think the last game? these black guys on the other team kept crying foul after EVERY shot. bump fouled the FUCK out of one guy though :lol

[Goran Dragic]

Not til summer atleast
You graduating in May brah? Gettin' ready to take your comm major into the real world :lol

[DPG21920]

fool I'm not 5'2, I'm 5'4 :lol

[MavDynasty]

Oh, I thought you seemed a lil taller than 5'2 in person but thats just what everyone on ST said so i rolled with it lol.

[MavDynasty]

im free on weekends bro when im off work, i'm always down to play basketball.

just need to start getting in shape again and weight training...been so lazy since hs grad :lol

[DPG21920]

Should have played soccer ^ you're basically in decent shape for the rest of your life for other sports.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Should have played soccer ^ you're basically in decent shape for the rest of your life for other sports.

Or football and lacrosse, and maintain some dignity

[dirk4mvp]

for real m>s if I can stay at your house and there are hot meals prepared and we can find an indoor court to play on I will come hoop over the summer.

[DPG21920]

MD with the DPG since you are hooking me up on the court would you mind buying me a bottle goods

[DPG21920]

Or football and lacrosse, and maintain some dignity

lol not winning state and being on tv like me

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol not winning state and being on tv like me

I also didn't wear daisy dukes and empty a bottle of LA Looks in my hair before a game (or match) either.

Win some, lose some I guess

[DPG21920]

Sick burn. So I look great and win state at the same time :lol

While you hold sticks and wear a mask to cover your face and lose....:lol

[DPG21920]

I am not a good basketball player. Bump is legit though.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sick burn. So I look great and win state at the same time :lol

While you hold sticks and wear a mask to cover your face and lose....:lol

and looking great is half the battle in soccer, amirite?

I got to go home to my father and face him with dignity after my games were over, though:lol

[DPG21920]

My father doesn't like losers tbh....

I was forced to win and look great, but I prevailed.

[DeadlyDynasty]

My father doesn't like losers tbh....

I was forced to win and look great, but I prevailed.

Mine doesn't either. I was beaten mercilessly with a pipe wrench but it bolstered my resolve and I've been winning at life ever since.

[DPG21920]

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

um CHYEAH thats my problem right now. my knees are shot to fuck from all the bending over/on kness on concrete when i was younger. i play like 2012 vince carter :lol little glimpses of greatness

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

dpg what you doing this weekend?

[mavs>spurs]

findog? anyone?

[mavs>spurs]

I'm going to UTD this weekend if anyone else wants to show, if not I'll be at stovall park in arlington. come at me bro's

[mavs>spurs]

me and md going tomorrow, who else is down?

[Arcadian]

happy 420