Allow me to reintroduce myself....

[Rappin' Shaq]

...my name is SHAQ, dick swingin, and my ball sack
Lost weight, so don't call me the Big Snack
Left Phoenix cuz the cops won't let me stay strapped
My favorite team? Could someone please change that

Now I'm reppin Cleveland like my name Bizzy Bone
I love this city more than E20 loves Stallone
On the NBA is where the Cavs will drop a big turd
Fear the Steel City! No wait, shit, that's Pittsburgh

Time to lead another team to a title, yo it's on
Winnin' ring number 5 with my sidekick, LeBron
"Shaq for MVP" is what the fans are gonna say
And 29 other teams gonna know how my ass taste!

[duncan228]

:lol

[lil_penny]

Bringin the fire

[23LeBronJames23]

its iight

[TheProfessor]

Left Phoenix cuz the cops won't let me stay strapped
My favorite team? Could someone please change that
:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Rappin' Shaq!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

back by popular demand!

[BlackBellamy]

I dunno man, I think age is finally ruining even rappin' Shaq's game. Maybe a C+ on this one.

[carrao45]

You were reaching for some of those rhymes...

[ginobili's bald spot]

Left Phoenix cuz the cops won't let me stay strapped
My favorite team? Could someone please change that



That was funny. The rest was weak though.

[Spurs/BroncoSojia]

its iight

[fo'shizzle]

:lol

[Rappin Granny]

fuk rappin shaq his rhymes are whack
stinking up the forum with his dirty butt crack
the bitch looks like a chocolate donkey kong and can't even sing
when you try to run some smack on his nasty ass he says count the rings
now hes in the forum trying act like hes rich
im about to tag his ass and make him my bitch
he better take notice this aint no fuking game
get your ass back to Cleveland and suck off your king James!

[Chieflion]

fuk rappin shaq his rhymes are whack
stinking up the forum with his dirty butt crack
the bitch looks like a chocolate donkey kong and can't even sing
when you try to run some smack on his nasty ass he says count the rings
now hes in the forum trying act like hes rich
im about to tag his ass and make him my bitch
he better take notice this aint no fuking game
get your ass back to Cleveland and suck off your king James!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[carrao45]

fuk rappin shaq his rhymes are whack
stinking up the forum with his dirty butt crack
the bitch looks like a chocolate donkey kong and can't even sing
when you try to run some smack on his nasty ass he says count the rings
now hes in the forum trying act like hes rich
im about to tag his ass and make him my bitch
he better take notice this aint no fuking game
get your ass back to Cleveland and suck off your king James!

:lmao

[carrao45]

You've out done the great Rappin' Shaq!!!

Chubster

[Cloud786]

Hahahahaha granny

[LeCrab]

Holy crab! Is it really possible that Cleveland got fatter?
Snack, let me reintroduce you to a scale. Believe me. It matters.
You're old, unmotivated. It's not like you need cash.
Piece of shit. You missed the playoffs with Amare and Steve Nash.

Let's be clear. I run this beach. King Crab, thought you knew.
I'm el numero uno. You're like dropping a deuce, yo. Sittin at no. 2.
Only sidekick you got is the one you use to text with ya crew.
If you try to punk me in practice, the fact is, I'll have Nike get rid of you too.

I know ya routine: big talk, think that you spit hot, and yell about rings.
Miss most of the season for whatever reason, and blast D12 and Yao Ming.
How ya doing? Just fine? Updating ya twitter while you skip practice?
Always dehydrated, can't retain water, muhfukka, you sposed to be a Big Cactus.

More like Big Fat Ass. Big Jackass. Maybe just the Big Dilemma.
Use more icey-hot. You can't even lightly trot to keep up with Dick Bavetta.
You're shit. You betta work hard on ya free throws and ya shit verse.
Lose 100 lbs. and maybe you'll fit in the pre-game shot when we pose for pictures.

[Chieflion]

Holy crab! Is it really possible that Cleveland got fatter?
Snack, let me reintroduce you to a scale. Believe me. It matters.
You're old, unmotivated. It's not like you need cash.
Piece of shit. You missed the playoffs with Amare and Steve Nash.

Let's be clear. I run this beach. King Crab, thought you knew.
I'm el numero uno. You're like dropping a deuce, yo. Sittin at no. 2.
Only sidekick you got is the one you use to text with ya crew.
If you try to punk me in practice, the fact is, I'll have Nike get rid of you too.

I know ya routine: big talk, think that you spit hot, and yell about rings.
Miss most of the season for whatever reason, and blast D12 and Yao Ming.
How ya doing? Just fine? Updating ya twitter while you skip practice?
Always dehydrated, can't retain water, muhfukka, you sposed to be a Big Cactus.

More like Big Fat Ass. Big Jackass. Maybe just the Big Dilemma.
Use more icey-hot. You can't even lightly trot to keep up with Dick Bavetta.
You're shit. You betta work hard on ya free throws and ya shit verse.
Lose 100 lbs. and maybe you'll fit in the pre-game shot when we pose for pictures.
This is awesome too.

[KidCongo]

LeCrab MVP!

[Chieflion]

Shaq should stop rapping.
Cause he aint got nothing.
I say he is yapping.
Some say he is trolling.
While I say he is bullshitting.

When Shaq has not anything to say,
he goes to Cleveland and shouts yay
and LeBron realises he is gay.
When he realises Cleveland has always a cold day,
he would wanna jump ship to the bay.
Golden State says no way.

Shaq can't run and gun.
That is why he can't play as a Phoenix Sun.
You should go and fuck a bloody nun.

So what if you got rings on the rack,
you will never have Prince James' back.
You will hold your own sack,
so as to have the bling to smoke crack.

Go suck the Crab's dick.
You make me sick.
Obviously can't guard the pick
and roll down to the floor and "zick".

You just tore your pants.
Shaq was too hungry so he ate Ramly Burger plus ants.

So Shaq, tell me how my ass taste.
Fuck off Spurstalk, Shaq, I just gave you my tooth paste.

Updated....

[carrao45]

Shaq should stop rapping.
Cause he aint got nothing.
I say he is yapping.
Some say he is trolling.
While I say he is bullshitting.

When Shaq has not anything to say,
he goes to Cleveland and shouts yay.
When he realises Cleveland has always a cold day,
he would wanna jump ship to the bay.

So what if you got rings on the rack,
you will never have Prince James' back.
You will hold your own sack,
so as to have the bling to smoke crack.

So Shaq, tell me how my ass taste.

:jack

[Chieflion]

:jack
I know it sucks.

[DMX7]

08 Kobe couldn't do it without him. 09 Kobe could.

[carrao45]

I know it sucks.

:lol trust me you were a lot better than rappin shaq. he sucks. i just felt like being a douche, yours wasnt bad

[DizzG.]

Shaq should stop rapping.
Cause he aint got nothing.
I say he is yapping.
Some say he is trolling.
While I say he is bullshitting.

When Shaq has not anything to say,
he goes to Cleveland and shouts yay.
When he realises Cleveland has always a cold day,
he would wanna jump ship to the bay.

So what if you got rings on the rack,
you will never have Prince James' back.
You will hold your own sack,
so as to have the bling to smoke crack.

So Shaq, tell me how my ass taste.

:lmao

[Chieflion]

Trust me, rapping on King Crab is easier than rapping against Shaq. Someone should try it.

[Rice]

^ +1

[Rappin' Shaq]

:lol trust me you were a lot better than rappin shaq. he sucks. i just felt like being a douche, yours wasnt bad

What the fuck is with bitches like this^ that wanna talk shit?
Big talk but a small stick, that shit matches his small dick
They only been around SpursTalk for a damn second
And already wanna step up to a fuckin Forum Legend

Weak ass takes, your name's too small for me to mention
But you must be happy to finally get some attention
Feelin my wrath is your lucky day, your big break
Savor every second you get raped by my tube steak

As for LeBron, LeCrab, whatever ya name is, man
There's a reason I floss my rings, it's BECAUSE I CAN
Let me count em again, one two three, and yeah, four
That's four more than the ringless crybaby attention whore

Even in the rare ass occasions tho when I did lose
I wasn't gettin owned by Hedo fuckin Turkoglu
I checked Wikipedia, that mothafuckas from Turkey
He aired your ass out like some fuckin beef jerky

I done proved my dominance, I did more than just talk
I don't do bitch shit like fake pictures & throw chalk
So don't cry too hard when your chin is on my taint
That's how it works when you gotta TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[BUMP]

:lmao

[Avitus1]

On the NBA is where the Cavs will drop a big turd
Fear the Steel City! No wait, shit, that's Pittsburgh

:lmao

[resistanze]

what the fuck is with bitches like this^ that wanna talk shit?
Big talk but a small stick, that shit matches his small dick
they only been around spurstalk for a damn second
and already wanna step up to a fuckin forum legend

weak ass takes, your name's too small for me to mention
but you must be happy to finally get some attention
feelin my wrath is your lucky day, your big break
savor every second you get raped by my tube steak

as for lebron, lecrab, whatever ya name is, man
there's a reason i floss my rings, it's because i can
let me count em again, one two three, and yeah, four
that's four more than the ringless crybaby attention whore

even in the rare ass occasions tho when i did lose
i wasn't gettin owned by hedo fuckin turkoglu
i checked wikipedia, that mothafuckas from turkey
he aired your ass out like some fuckin beef jerky

i done proved my dominance, i did more than just talk
i don't do bitch shit like fake pictures & throw chalk
so don't cry too hard when your chin is on my taint
that's how it works when you gotta tell me how my ass taste!

get em

[pauls931]

Rappin' Shaq ain't look pretty.
Not making the playoffs won't get you any titty.

Pointing to your figure expecting a ring.
Year and a half, you don't have a thing.

Jumping on the crab wagon expectin' one for free.
Crab dribble won't work with you buttpluggin' the key.

Braggin' you can run, you still have the groove.
Trainers have to put stakes in the ground, to prove that you move.

Kobe and Duncan, they still have a chance.
Don't worry big fella, you can always dance...

[carrao45]

Rappin' Shaq ain't look pretty.
Not making the playoffs won't get you any titty.

Pointing to your figure expecting a ring.
Year and a half, you don't have a thing.

Jumping on the crab wagon expectin' one for free.
Crab dribble won't work with you buttpluggin' the key.

Braggin' you can run, you still have the groove.
Trainers have to put stakes in the ground, to prove that you move.

Kobe and Duncan, they still have a chance.
Don't worry big fella, you can always dance...

The best so far

[ManuTP9]

Encore

[milkshakeballa]

Shaq..I don't think you should be rappin here you out of your league...
Nash runnin down the court and you tell em to slow it up cuz you feelin kinda fatigued...

But I feel you wantin out of Phoenix that place gets sizzlin...
Just stop talkin shit about Kobe when you got ADD and hes more focused the a bottle full of ritalin...

And he cheated on his wife and still kept her-why yours used your ass and divorced you....
And he had a felony conviction and still kept Nike and to this day you can only get Dunkin Doughnuts to endorse you...

And ay LeCrab you can't talk shit man?!? you got dunked on in your camp and by Courtney Lee!!!
And you bring about as much to this forum as Spurs Dynasty

Both you guys rhymes are a joke and everybody here hates it...
Take your time and come up with some good rhymes cuz right now you like a horrible doctor....got no patience...

Sprewin these wack ass rhymes aint nothin more ima goin say to ya...
Except if you came back at me ima embarass and pink your ass worse than i do to Kill-Bill_pana

[LeCrab]

Shaq, you proved your dominance alrite…like 7 years ago back in 2002.
Owned by Hedo? Please, Negro. How’s Ben Wallace sound to you?
Giving up 150, pretty nifty how he just nixed your game
2 years in a row, ‘04 and ‘05. Your rap logic says you got shit for brains.

Shitty ass game. All you do is camp in the paint, dunk, then flex and howl.
Lower ya shoulder. Hey fat ass, you just got called for another offensive foul.
Keep flossin them rings, minus ya wedding band since ya marriage is a big waste.
Wife fucks her trainer then kisses you. Gee, Shaq, tell us how his dick tastes.

If you’re scared to keep going, I might understand.
Cuz I go Gregg and pop-a-bitch, when I snatch the mic out ya hand.
I rap harder. Tony Parker can’t believe you’re still rappin’.
What happened? Ego still bruised from that book by Phil Jackson?

You’re old as Dikembe. Comprende? Scientists can’t even carbon-date you.
4 rings and now 4 League MVPs as teammates that all hate you.
You make Ilgauskas look fast, slow motion is what you’re all about.
Go out to pasture cuz after this season, you can fuck off and crab-walk it out.

[BlackBellamy]

:lol @ Le Crab straight owning R.I.P.in' Shaq on his own thread. Pinchers of power!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Shaq came out swinging in the second round, but LeCrab is still way out in front.

[JamStone]

Keep flossin them rings, minus ya wedding band since ya marriage is a big waste.
Wife fucks her trainer then kisses you. Gee, Shaq, tell us how his dick tastes.

:lol That was good.



4 rings and now 4 League MVPs as teammates that all hate you.

Kobe, Nash, LeBron... ?
Which other league MVP did Shaq have as a teammate?
Or do you mean Wade as Finals MVP?

[lil_penny]

Lecrab spits hot fire

[Laker Lanny]

I wonder how long a funny topic like this would have lasted at MavTalk?

[Banzai]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/2012d1157685229-orly-buttsecks.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/2012d1157685229-orly-buttsecks.jpg)

[DizzG.]

The best rapper in SA!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/parking-space.jpg