...my name is SHAQ, swingin, and my ball sack
Lost weight, so don't call me the Big Snack
Left Phoenix cuz the cops won't let me stay strapped
My favorite team? Could someone please change that
Now I'm reppin Cleveland like my name Bizzy Bone
I love this city more than E20 loves Stallone
On the NBA is where the Cavs will drop a big turd
Fear the Steel City! No wait, , that's Pittsburgh
Time to lead another team to a le, yo it's on
Winnin' ring number 5 with my sidekick, LeBron
"Shaq for MVP" is what the fans are gonna say
And 29 other teams gonna know how my ass taste!
Bringin the fire
its iight
Rappin' Shaq!!!
back by popular demand!
I dunno man, I think age is finally ruining even rappin' Shaq's game. Maybe a C+ on this one.
You were reaching for some of those rhymes...
That was funny. The rest was weak though.
fuk rappin shaq his rhymes are whack
stinking up the forum with his dirty butt crack
the looks like a chocolate donkey kong and can't even sing
when you try to run some smack on his nasty ass he says count the rings
now hes in the forum trying act like hes rich
im about to tag his ass and make him my
he better take notice this aint no fuking game
get your ass back to Cleveland and suck off your king James!
Chubster
Hahahahaha granny
Holy crab! Is it really possible that Cleveland got fatter?
Snack, let me reintroduce you to a scale. Believe me. It matters.
You're old, unmotivated. It's not like you need cash.
Piece of . You missed the playoffs with Amare and Steve Nash.
Let's be clear. I run this beach. King Crab, thought you knew.
I'm el numero uno. You're like dropping a deuce, yo. Sittin at no. 2.
Only sidekick you got is the one you use to text with ya crew.
If you try to punk me in practice, the fact is, I'll have Nike get rid of you too.
I know ya routine: big talk, think that you spit hot, and yell about rings.
Miss most of the season for whatever reason, and blast D12 and Yao Ming.
How ya doing? Just fine? Updating ya twitter while you skip practice?
Always dehydrated, can't retain water, muhfukka, you sposed to be a Big Cactus.
More like Big Fat Ass. Big Jackass. Maybe just the Big Dilemma.
Use more icey-hot. You can't even lightly trot to keep up with Bavetta.
You're . You betta work hard on ya free throws and ya verse.
Lose 100 lbs. and maybe you'll fit in the pre-game shot when we pose for pictures.
This is awesome too.
LeCrab MVP!
Shaq should stop rapping.
Cause he aint got nothing.
I say he is yapping.
Some say he is trolling.
While I say he is bull ting.
When Shaq has not anything to say,
he goes to Cleveland and shouts yay
and LeBron realises he is gay.
When he realises Cleveland has always a cold day,
he would wanna jump ship to the bay.
Golden State says no way.
Shaq can't run and gun.
That is why he can't play as a Phoenix Sun.
You should go and a bloody nun.
So what if you got rings on the rack,
you will never have Prince James' back.
You will hold your own sack,
so as to have the bling to smoke crack.
Go suck the Crab's .
You make me sick.
Obviously can't guard the pick
and roll down to the floor and "zick".
You just tore your pants.
Shaq was too hungry so he ate Ramly Burger plus ants.
So Shaq, tell me how my ass taste.
off Spurstalk, Shaq, I just gave you my tooth paste.
Updated....
Last edited by Chieflion; 07-13-2009 at 05:07 AM.
I know it sucks.
08 Kobe couldn't do it without him. 09 Kobe could.
trust me you were a lot better than rappin shaq. he sucks. i just felt like being a , yours wasnt bad
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