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stretch
09-30-2009, 09:50 AM
Okay, this just makes no sense.

Now I understand that people are going through hard times (although these kids here most likely brought these problems upon themselves by being stupid and not thinking about their future as they are only like 18 or 19), but one of our members is like 90 days behind on his car payment. After 45 days, we can reposess him, but we haven't even went after him yet, because we have been trying to work with him.

Well here comes his stupid girlfriend (or I guess now fiancee) calling in, and leaving a voicemail where all she does is cuss, bitch, and cry about how we "don't understand how hard it is to feed a baby" or that we are "forcing them to choose between feeding their baby and pay for their car" and is dropping an f-bomb every 4 or 5 words. Not to mention, their car payment is less than $200/month.

What the hell makes her think that all the sarcasm, big head talk as if we know nothing about life, and cussing, is going to make us want to work with her boyfriend? Not to mention that she isn't even on the account as a joint or anything, so her calling in wouldn't have accomplished anything anyways.

Maybe if her stupid boyfriend used a condom, this wouldn't have happened. Or perhaps breastfeeding would cut back on feeding costs. Whatever. All I know is, leaving a voicemail like that, won't get her any sympathy. Moron.

Cry Havoc
09-30-2009, 10:04 AM
B2b instantly became aroused upon reading this thread.

PakiDan
09-30-2009, 10:09 AM
Okay, this just makes no sense.

Now I understand that people are going through hard times (although these kids here most likely brought these problems upon themselves by being stupid and not thinking about their future as they are only like 18 or 19), but one of our members is like 90 days behind on his car payment. After 45 days, we can reposess him, but we haven't even went after him yet, because we have been trying to work with him.

Well here comes his stupid girlfriend (or I guess now fiancee) calling in, and leaving a voicemail where all she does is cuss, bitch, and cry about how we "don't understand how hard it is to feed a baby" or that we are "forcing them to choose between feeding their baby and pay for their car" and is dropping an f-bomb every 4 or 5 words. Not to mention, their car payment is less than $200/month.

What the hell makes her think that all the sarcasm, big head talk as if we know nothing about life, and cussing, is going to make us want to work with her boyfriend? Not to mention that she isn't even on the account as a joint or anything, so her calling in wouldn't have accomplished anything anyways.

Maybe if her stupid boyfriend used a condom, this wouldn't have happened. Or perhaps breastfeeding would cut back on feeding costs. Whatever. All I know is, leaving a voicemail like that, won't get her any sympathy. Moron.

Do you work for Security Service?

stretch
09-30-2009, 10:25 AM
Do you work for Security Service?

no. a financial institution

SAGambler
09-30-2009, 12:05 PM
Let her know that the price of a condom would have been small compared to the cost of raising a child, but they made that decision. It's not your problem. Plus explain to her all the benefits of the exercise she is going to get walking, once you repo the car. Maybe that will make her feel better.

bus driver
09-30-2009, 12:18 PM
B2b instantly became aroused upon reading this thread.

:lol

Blake
09-30-2009, 08:39 PM
girl on phone:

"you don't understand how hard it is to feed a baby. You are forcing us to choose between feeding our baby and paying for our car"

stretch on phone:

lol baby
lol car payment less than $200
lol no condom
lol mma
lol tech
lol cutler

baseline bum
09-30-2009, 08:42 PM
You should have told her you called social services to have them repossess the child also.

stretch
09-30-2009, 08:53 PM
girl on phone:

"you don't understand how hard it is to feed a baby. You are forcing us to choose between feeding our baby and paying for our car"

stretch on phone:

lol baby
lol car payment less than $200
lol no condom
lol mma
lol tech
lol cutler

:lol

funniest thing you have ever said

keep it up :toast

IronMexican
09-30-2009, 10:54 PM
girl on phone:

"you don't understand how hard it is to feed a baby. You are forcing us to choose between feeding our baby and paying for our car"

stretch on phone:

lol baby
lol car payment less than $200
lol no condom
lol mma
lol tech
lol cutler

:lol

Destro
09-30-2009, 11:03 PM
Was it Latrell Sprewell's wife?

Rogue
09-30-2009, 11:12 PM
es dificil que llamar el grado de estupidez.

tonylongoriafan
10-01-2009, 09:56 AM
let me know if they break up