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MiamiHeat
10-09-2009, 03:00 PM
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS/NNS) A very determined and aggressive blackbird has sent a local man to the hospital for minor penile lacerations. The man was traveling with his family when he decided to urinate behind a hydrangea bush.

The tiny bird has spent the last several weeks dive bombing people as they walk on a trail in Richardson Bay.

According to some experts, the determined dive bomber is defending his nearby nest using a tactic called "mobbing." Experts believe the bird might have mistaken the man's penis for a worm.

The bird has also developed a following. Several people now gather to watch the daily dive bombings.

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just when you thought it was safe to pee outside. :lol
lefty
10-09-2009, 03:06 PM
Damn,

He must have a very small penis
MiamiHeat
10-09-2009, 03:07 PM
Damn,

He must have a very small penis

:lol:lol:lol:lol

he must have been shaking it when he was done, too LOL
PM5K
10-09-2009, 03:08 PM
He must be uncircumcised.....
jack sommerset
10-09-2009, 03:15 PM
Was it a woodpecker?
lefty
10-09-2009, 03:23 PM
:lol:lol:lol:lol

he must have been shaking it when he was done, too LOL
By the way, what's the name of that girl in your Gif ?
Slomo
10-09-2009, 03:28 PM
The water was cold
lefty
10-09-2009, 03:36 PM
The water was cold
Just ask George Costanza
Slomo
10-09-2009, 03:39 PM
Just ask George Costanza

Exactly! :lol
Vinnie_Johnson
10-09-2009, 03:42 PM
That bird would of thought it was a snake if I were there. lol
lefty
10-09-2009, 03:43 PM
That bird would of thought it was a snake if I were there. lol
Why, do you shit outside?
ShoogarBear
10-09-2009, 03:45 PM
"Title Says It All, No Post Required" Forum.
ShoogarBear
10-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Why, do you shit outside?

:lol