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    SAN FRANCISCO (CBS/NNS) A very determined and aggressive blackbird has sent a local man to the hospital for minor penile lacerations. The man was traveling with his family when he decided to urinate behind a hydrangea bush.

    The tiny bird has spent the last several weeks dive bombing people as they walk on a trail in Richardson Bay.

    According to some experts, the determined dive bomber is defending his nearby nest using a tactic called "mobbing." Experts believe the bird might have mistaken the man's penis for a worm.

    The bird has also developed a following. Several people now gather to watch the daily dive bombings.

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    just when you thought it was safe to pee outside.

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    Damn,

    He must have a very small penis

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    Damn,

    He must have a very small penis


    he must have been shaking it when he was done, too LOL

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    He must be uncir cised.....

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    Was it a woodpecker?

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    he must have been shaking it when he was done, too LOL
    By the way, what's the name of that girl in your Gif ?

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    The water was cold

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    The water was cold
    Just ask George Costanza

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    Just ask George Costanza
    Exactly!

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    Ragecycling.com Vinnie_Johnson's Avatar
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    That bird would of thought it was a snake if I were there. lol

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    That bird would of thought it was a snake if I were there. lol
    Why, do you outside?

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    " le Says It All, No Post Required" Forum.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Why, do you outside?

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