The truth...Tigers wife attacked him...

[CosmicCowboy]

And was chasing him down the driveway with a golf club whacking his car when he had the wreck...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

[BlackSwordsMan]

Lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

tiger be playing in another person's woods

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL so when the cops got there and she was wailing away at the car with a 9 iron it wasn't exactly to "rescue" him LOL

[leemajors]

TMZ to the rescue

[Twisted_Dawg]

This is absolutely tragic.

What a horrible waste of an expensive golf club.

I bet it was a driver, rather than a 9 iron.

[JudynTX]

Is there another woman? :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Is there another woman? :lol

The National Enquirer came out two days before this saying that he was having an affair. So apparently he and the wife had a fight in the middle of the night, she scratched him up, he tried to flee, she bashed out his windows, when the cops got there, he was semi-conscious on the ground with her standing over him.

[MannyIsGod]

Rofl

[EmptyMan]

http://sportsclimax.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/tiger-woods-wife-elin.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

looks like pops was right

[chode_regulator]

The National Enquirer came out two days before this saying that he was having an affair. So apparently he and the wife had a fight in the middle of the night, she scratched him up, he tried to flee, she bashed out his windows, when the cops got there, he was semi-conscious on the ground with her standing over him.
Holy Crap!! I'd be divorcing in a heartbeat, affair or not.


http://sportsclimax.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/tiger-woods-wife-elin.jpg

As hot as she is, not worth the hassle. Girls like that are a dime a dozen for someone that rich.

[Sigz]

That gold diggin' bitch. I'd fucking stick a driver up her ass.

[Whisky Dog]

Tiger, you can't just let your woman beat you. The moment she goes for a foreign object it's time to put her on her face by force.

[TheGodfather]

The cops came to talk to him yesterday and he was "resting." They came by again today and he and his fuckwad agent sent them away.

What a piece of shit.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Sounds like she went up the side his head with that driver.....repeatedly.

[boutons_deux]

Tiger was something of a squeaky-clean altar boy/superhero, but his halo is extinguished by this tacky incident, no matter which way the truth is "told".

He's become never-ending fodder for the tabloids.

I wonder what billion-dollar-man's pre-nup looks like.

[eyeh8u]

Tiger was something of a squeaky-clean altar boy/superhero, but his halo is extinguished by this tacky incident, no matter which way the truth is "told".

He's become never-ending fodder for the tabloids.

I wonder what billion-dollar-man's pre-nup looks like.

i wonder if there is a "if the wife beats the shit out of me" clause

[resistanze]

i wonder if there is a "if the wife beats the shit out of me" clause

:lol

[Sportcamper]

I hope the young men of America learn something from all of this…Beautiful women are fun to date but you never want to marry one…Find a woman that likes to cook & enjoys making a peaceful home…If she happens to be ugly that is a plus…She will always appreciate you & she won’t bash you in the face with a golf club…

[Sportcamper]

Now she is going to sue him for 70% of everything he owns & she will do everything she can to destroy his reputation claiming he was abusive…

[Strike]

Should've never gotten married. He could pull just about any tail he wants with much less drama.

I think it's time for him to sweep the leg.

[DMX7]

That gold diggin' bitch. I'd fucking stick a driver up her ass.

I'd stick my driver up that ass.

[alamo50]

Hole in one is out of the question.

[lefty]

Should've never gotten married. He could pull just about any tail he wants with much less drama.

I think it's time for him to sweep the leg.
Blame those Gillette Fusion shave gels and razors; they turned him into a playboy

[Slomo]

I blame her sex toys for this.

[Slomo]

A vibrating razor!? Seriously what was Gillette thinking...

[florige]

I am sorta shocked that Tiger had an affair. He doesn't come off as that type of guy like a Jeter, or an A-Rod who are pretty much man whores. :lol He kinda came off to me like David Robinson almost. Kinda quiet and subdued. I am REALLY curious to see the girl he had an affair with.

[Evil Angel]

I am REALLY curious to see the girl he had an affair with.
Go to Sports by Brooks for more.
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/rachel-uchitel-photos-of-tigers-alleged-mistress-27141

Remember, as of now she is the "Alleged Mistress" Looks like a party slut to me.

http://simg.sportsbybrooks.com/5/7/57a0d3ddd91f09f4025e50cb383e6a68_racheluchitelpics thumb06.jpg



http://simg.sportsbybrooks.com/c/3/c39836c71e6b89d954776f5e5fcbacb3_racheluchitelpics 05.jpg

[jack sommerset]

I heard he jacked off all over her face. Those two need marriage counseling. If you can't unload on your wifes face, that marriage is in trouble.

[mrsmaalox]

I hope the young men of America learn something from all of this…Beautiful women are fun to date but you never want to marry one…Find a woman that likes to cook & enjoys making a peaceful home…If she happens to be ugly that is a plus…She will always appreciate you & she won’t bash you in the face with a golf club…

This is some excellent advice.

Also not cheating on your wife is a good way to make her always appreciate you & not bash you in the face with a golf club.

[Spursfan092120]

She could also be one jealous chick...

[Kriz-Maxima]

While I think that him cheating is very believable, I also think that a tabloid rumor of an infidelity does not make it true.

Either way, even if he was unfaithful, attacking your husband with a golf club has no justification.

[Summers]

I hope the young men of America learn something from all of this…Beautiful women are fun to date but you never want to marry one…Find a woman that likes to cook & enjoys making a peaceful home…If she happens to be ugly that is a plus…She will always appreciate you & she won’t bash you in the face with a golf club…

Jimmy Soul was way ahead of you:

GwpR2-9EvsQ

"Say man, I saw your wife the other day. Yeah, she's ugleeeeee!" :lol

[Kori Ellis]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2009/11/tiger-woods-crash-photos-show-his-cadillac-escalade-sustained-up-to-8000-in-damage-in-accident/1


The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that Woods' Escalade sustained $5,000 to $8,000 in damage to the front right and left, troopers said. The left- and right-rear side passenger windows were also broken out. The Florida Highway Patrol hasn't yet determined whether the windows were broken by Elin Nordegren Woods in an attempt to rescue her husband or in a fit of rage.

The Sentinel says on Friday, officials at the Woods' Windermere community said she told them she smashed a window of the SUV with a golf club and pulled her husband out. Woods was lying on the ground, dazed and bleeding from the lips and with blood in his mouth. The crash knocked Woods, 33, unconscious for about six minutes, according to a call report compiled by the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

Dang, she f'd him up.

[tlongII]

That is one bad-ass bitch! :lol

[Whisky Dog]

Take her to brazil and off her bitch ass. Worked for Arturo Gatti's bitch.

[exstatic]

Time to "sweep the leg" as an earlier poster said with such eloquence.

When a man beats a woman, or when a woman uses a weapon, improvised or otherwise, it's OVAH!! Both speak to control and anger management issues that are beyond out of control.

Tiger, you're as rich as God. Play hardball on the spousal support/alimony/settlement, pay the child support without question, and go tap all the available pussy while you're still young.

[tp2021]

time to "sweep the leg" as an earlier poster said with such eloquence.

When a man beats a woman, or when a woman uses a weapon, improvised or otherwise, it's ovah!! Both speak to control and anger management issues that are beyond out of control.

Tiger, you're as rich as god. Play hardball on the spousal support/alimony/settlement, pay the child support without question, and go tap all the available pussy while you're still young.

yeah!!

[Mel_13]

.

[Mel_13]

Statement posted on Tiger's website:

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/

[Spursfan092120]

OK..so the guy was probably drinking and got into an accident...hmm...

[ploto]

He sounds like a battered spouse, seriously.


This situation is my fault...

No matter what he did, it is not his fault if his wife beat him with a golf club.

[Whisky Dog]

How fast would you have to be going in an escalade to get f'd up that badly after hitting a tree/fire hydrant? No way you get that kind of speed backing out of a drive way.

That statement definitely leaves it open that his wife beat him down.

[exstatic]

C'mon Tiger. Don't go all Lionel Richie on us, and let her beat you down!!

[CavsSuperFan]

I told her “if you want to say something smart, start the sentence with A man once told me”....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NWy2z64gfGNQ8M:http://www.zeenews.com/Img/2009/11/28/w423rz23rwerz.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

He said "Iron my shirt."…So I got a nine iron…

http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2009/10/elin-woods-pres-thurs_399.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

No worries, nothing will happen with your endorsements…

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vb3f86ZUtoY/Shg166_f9bI/AAAAAAAAAtA/DlXJ3xyxrZY/s400/KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg

[eyeh8u]

guys i got the exclusive photo of tigers face
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk306/davucini/tigerwoodscopy.jpg?t=1259534792

[Whisky Dog]

For 3rd time, Woods cancels meeting with police
AP - Sun Nov 29th, 2009 4:47 PM EST

WINDERMERE, Fla. - Tiger Woods canceled yet another meeting with state troopers but, for the first time, talked about his car crash on his Web site, saying it was his fault, that his wife acted courageously and that remaining details were private.

The statement was posted about an hour before troopers were to meet with the world's No. 1 golfer at his home inside the gates of Isleworth. A meeting was not rescheduled.

In a tape of a 911 call released Sunday, two days after the accident, a neighbor told dispatchers that a black Cadillac Escalade hit a tree and "I have someone down in front of my house."

Woods' neighbor never mentions the golfer by name, and the call is inaudible at several points because of the bad connection.

"I came out here just to see what was going on," the neighbor, who was not identified, told dispatchers. "I see him, and he's laying down."

One woman is heard in the background yelling, "What happened?"

In his statement, Woods took responsibility for the accident.

"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me," Woods said. "I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way. What he failed to address was where he was going at that hour.

"Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible," he said.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods' wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

"The only person responsible for the accident is me," Woods said. "My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false."

Sgt. Kim Montes of the Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' attorney, Mark Nejame, informed the patrol that Woods would not be meeting with troopers Sunday afternoon .

"It has not been rescheduled," Montes said. "He's not required by law to give us a statement, and we'll move forward with our investigation without it."

Police first tried to interview Woods on Friday, only for his wife to ask if they could return the next day because he was sleeping.

As they headed to Woods' $2.4 million house inside the gates of Isleworth on Saturday afternoon, FHP dispatch put through a phone call to troopers from Woods' agent, informing them that Woods and his wife would be unavailable to talk until Sunday.

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters .

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by The Associated Press.

Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred confirmed she was representing Uchitel when she was reached by the AP on Sunday.

"She is with me in L.A.," Allred said later in an e-mail to the AP. "We plan to meet and then we'll decide on the next step, which we do not plan to announce to the press."

Uchitel arrived at Los Angeles International Airport late Sunday morning, where she was met by Allred and escorted out of the baggage claim area and into a black car. Uchitel did not speak to reporters except to ask that she be left alone.

Woods is to host his Chevron World Challenge this week in Thousand Oaks, Calif ., which benefits his foundation. Woods' news conference had been scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, although it was not clear if he would still play, or even attend.

"We do not know if Tiger is playing; we are anticipating a great week of competition," said Greg McLaughlin, the tournament director and president of his foundation.

Aside from occasional criticism of his temper inside the ropes, Woods has kept himself out of the news beyond his sport. In an October posting on his Facebook account, Woods wrote, "I'm asked why people don't often see me and Elin in gossip magazines or tabloids. I think we've avoided a lot of media attention because we're kind of boring. ..."

"He's an iconic brand, the platinum standard," said John Rowady, president of rEvolution, a Chicago-based sports marketing agency. "I find it interesting how he's being attacked by so many sides after how gracious he's been. But even the best of celebrities who try to do their best can be riddled with controversy."

Rowady said Woods has solid relationships with his sponsors, and they are not likely to drop him over what is known so far. His endorsements — Nike, AT&T, Accenture , Gillette, Gatorade — have helped make him the first athlete to top $1 billion in earnings.


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AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson in Jacksonville, AP Sports Writer Tim Dahlberg in Las Vegas and Associated Press writers Linda Deutsch in Los Angeles , Lisa Orkin Emmanuel and Sarah Larimer in Miami and Louise Nordstrom in Stockholm contributed to this report.

[Evil Angel]

How can he just put off the police? Guess because he's Tiger...

[jack sommerset]

Seems strange she was first on scene when he wrecked into a neighbors tree. I still think it was sexually motivated. But I am adding pot and the munchies to the tale.

[exstatic]

How can he just put off the police? Guess because he's Tiger...

Battered women blow off the police every day.

[appleme]

Statement posted on Tiger's website:

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/

So much of the story doesn't add up, it's obvious that Tiger's version is a lie. TMZ's version makes a lot more sense. Above all, why would you release a wierd statement like that if all you did was get in a stupid accident in your driveway?

Neither of these make sense:

Elin bashed out back window "to get to Tiger"
Tiger gets face beaten from backing out of driveway

[AlamoSpursFan]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They're both clubbed by Norwegians...

[lefty]

I am REALLY curious to see the girl he had an affair with.

http://www.stonecreekgc.com/eaglsites/images/178/golf-hole.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

No worries, nothing will happen with your endorsements…

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vb3f86ZUtoY/Shg166_f9bI/AAAAAAAAAtA/DlXJ3xyxrZY/s400/KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg



Kobe didn't get beat by his bitch though. I have more repect for "kobe the adulterer", than "kobe the skirt wearing pansy ass got beat by his woman"

[Kriz-Maxima]

Kobe didn't get beat by his bitch though. I have more repect for "kobe the adulterer", than "kobe the skirt wearing pansy ass got beat by his woman"

I'm sure a lot of people will have more respect and even some sympathy for the black man who beat his white wife.

[sabar]

An iron to the face would leave more than some lacerations.

[Sense]

guys i got the exclusive photo of tigers face
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk306/davucini/tigerwoodscopy.jpg?t=1259534792

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

so is tiger going to buy his wife a 5m+ dollar ring? lol

[JudynTX]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2009/11/tiger-woods-crash-photos-show-his-cadillac-escalade-sustained-up-to-8000-in-damage-in-accident/1



Dang, she f'd him up.

Hell hath no fury.......... :lol

[lebomb]

Who cares...............Tiger is human after all.

[Slomo]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They're both clubbed by Norwegians...

:lol http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Emoticons/applause.gif

[Sportcamper]

Well I think the rest of us would make a brief statement regardless of circumstances…In Tigers case, he has to walk on eggs to protect his public image, business empire & endorsements…

[EricB]

Tiger is not required by law to speak to the police. All he has to do is supply license registration and insurance.

[Kori Ellis]

Tiger is not required by law to speak to the police. All he has to do is supply license registration and insurance.

Really? Even though charges are pending due to the damage to city property (the fire hydrant)? That's odd. I thought he'd at least have to explain what happened.

[rjv]

hell hat no fury than a women scourned (and carrying a nine iron).

[tlongII]

Really? Even though charges are pending due to the damage to city property (the fire hydrant)? That's odd. I thought he'd at least have to explain what happened.

If it's classified as a traffic accident only then he doesn't have to make any statement. This is why FHP is trying to get info on Tiger's injuries from the hospital. If they can gather evidence that a crime was committed then he will have to address it.

[easjer]

Really? Even though charges are pending due to the damage to city property (the fire hydrant)? That's odd. I thought he'd at least have to explain what happened.

Not according to the article - and a statement could be self-incrimination. They can investigate without his statement, but they are unlikely to get far. If they charge him with damages, I expect he'll just pay them. Since no alcohol was involved, it's unlikely to escalate.

But yeah . . . his story and the rumors don't add up. I'm inclined to think something scandalous, given his statement.

[Jimcs50]

Tiger's Wood got him in deep trouble.

[phxspurfan]

How can he just put off the police? Guess because he's Tiger...

He can ignore the police because allegedly, everything happened on his property. It's like getting into a car accident in a Wal Mart parking lot.

[CosmicCowboy]

He can ignore the police because allegedly, everything happened on his property. It's like getting into a car accident in a Wal Mart parking lot.

A fire hydrant and a mailbox would not have been on private property.

[jack sommerset]

I can't wait for the movie to come out!! :lol

[jack sommerset]

This is America at its finest. They build you up only to knock you down! It was an accident. Moving on.

[Sportcamper]

State police will get the information they need to complete their report…

[MiamiHeat]

Can't Tiger just send the city a big check to pay for the hydrant and leave him alone?

[CosmicCowboy]

Damn.

The "I fucked Tiger Woods" groupies are showing up everywhere.

This is like the 4th or 5th one.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Waitress-Jaimee-Grubbs-claims-affair-with-Tiger-Woods.html

[mrsmaalox]

Apparently he'll have to pay a fine:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091201/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods;_ylt=AlQvxEj4kKjfM6KvuU6wI_R34T0D; _ylu=X3oDMTJoNDFuamRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMjAxL2dsZ l90aWdlcl93b29kcwRjcG9zAzMEcG9zAzEyBHNlYwN5bl90b3B fc3RvcnkEc2xrA3BvbGljZXdvb2RzYQ--

[Crookshanks]

I don't know if I believe all these stories about affairs and mistresses, but if they are true, here's the thing I just don't understand. Tiger has a beautiful wife who has given him two gorgeous children. She's not a gold-digging, publicity whore. She pretty much stays to herself and very little is known about her. So why would Tiger cheat? Don't give me that crap about "it's just a man thing" because that doesn't ever justify adultery.

And - besides the whole morality aspect, Tiger stands to lose A WHOLE LOT of money if she divorces him. Is some whore worth it?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why would he cheat? Because it's way too easy for him.

I'm sure he has some of the most beautiful women in the world at his disposal every day of his life. The temptation must be maddening.

And that's just how they roll in Cablanasia.

[exstatic]

I don't know if I believe all these stories about affairs and mistresses, but if they are true, here's the thing I just don't understand. Tiger has a beautiful wife who has given him two gorgeous children. She's not a gold-digging, publicity whore. She pretty much stays to herself and very little is known about her. So why would Tiger cheat? Don't give me that crap about "it's just a man thing" because that doesn't ever justify adultery.

And - besides the whole morality aspect, Tiger stands to lose A WHOLE LOT of money if she divorces him. Is some whore worth it?

Maybe he was smart enough to get a prenup?

The fact is, money is power, and men who have it tend to think the rules don't apply to them. He's a rich, young, successful man, who, in spite of the fact that he plays only the tournaments he wants to or has sponsors for, still spends many weeks away from home on the road at events with numbers of groupies that rival a Stones tour.

[Cyrano]

What do you expect from a guy who frequently pulls out his putter in public?

[lebomb]

I don't know if I believe all these stories about affairs and mistresses, but if they are true, here's the thing I just don't understand. Tiger has a beautiful wife who has given him two gorgeous children. She's not a gold-digging, publicity whore. She pretty much stays to herself and very little is known about her. So why would Tiger cheat? Don't give me that crap about "it's just a man thing" because that doesn't ever justify adultery.

And - besides the whole morality aspect, Tiger stands to lose A WHOLE LOT of money if she divorces him. Is some whore worth it?


Its the conquest..............I have a friend that cheated A LOT on his wife, and he said it wasnt because his wife wasnt sweet or attractive, it was just to put another bullet in his holster. In other words........it was new ass he could get. Nothing else. I dont understand why someone would risk a great relationship like that, but hey!, Im not a cheater either.

[leemajors]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

What a moron.

First billion dollar athlete and he only has one phone?

How can you possibly be that stupid?

EDIT: If it is indeed el tigre. No way he only has one phone. Almost all athletes have the extra Batphone for the side poon.

Miggy Cabrera got caught because he gave his real number to some skank. She was sending vage pics to his real phone, which was at home with his wife, while he was out getting tanked with his buddies from the ChiSox.

[lebomb]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212


BUSTED!!!! This will not go well for Tiger at all. At least with his marriage.

[Whisky Dog]

I don't know if I believe all these stories about affairs and mistresses, but if they are true, here's the thing I just don't understand. Tiger has a beautiful wife who has given him two gorgeous children. She's not a gold-digging, publicity whore. She pretty much stays to herself and very little is known about her. So why would Tiger cheat? Don't give me that crap about "it's just a man thing" because that doesn't ever justify adultery.

And - besides the whole morality aspect, Tiger stands to lose A WHOLE LOT of money if she divorces him. Is some whore worth it?

It's the same reason men and especially women who are wealthy go out to stores and steal stuff like clothes. I've seen that a lot, and it's nit because they don't have the means, it's because of the thrill. Tiger gets accomodated with everything by everyone wherever he goes. This is just a thrill, a power issue for him.

Besides, none of is know how his wife is behind closed doors. Sure she's hot, but if she's a total bitch the hotness won't cover it up. This may be his reaction to that too.

[tlongII]

Given the opportunity, any dude will cheat. And I mean that sincerely.

[JamStone]

This is funny. I don't know if I'm all that surprised though. Like others have said, being young, rich, and famous with that lifestyle, especially all the traveling, allows you opportunities to do shit like this. Right or wrong, it's because they can. They're powerful and feel invincible. He's still a dumbass for not being smarter on how to keep his side hoes in check. And yeah, why wouldn't he have an extra phone for just tricks. I know broke ass fools who carry 2 and even 3 phones. Tiger needs to take a course in pimpin.

[JamStone]

Given the opportunity, any dude will cheat. And I mean that sincerely.

"Any" dude could cheat, but not necessarily "every" dude would, even given the opportunity. Although I'd put the percentage pretty high at around like 85-95%.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I guess that voicemail scared him enough to where he just released a statement on his web site saying that the rumors are true, he is indeed a cooze hound.

[tlongII]

This is funny. I don't know if I'm all that surprised though. Like others have said, being young, rich, and famous with that lifestyle, especially all the traveling, allows you opportunities to do shit like this. Right or wrong, it's because they can. They're powerful and feel invincible. He's still a dumbass for not being smarter on how to keep his side hoes in check. And yeah, why wouldn't he have an extra phone for just tricks. I know broke ass fools who carry 2 and even 3 phones. Tiger needs to take a course in pimpin.

:lol No shit! He must have thought Elin was a dumbass or something!

[tlongII]

And the voicemail he left the chick in Vegas is freaking HILARIOUS! I can't believe he's that dumb!

[JudynTX]

Yep, he just admitted to cheating.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I know, it is pretty shocking. He probably had her listed as LV Pussy in his phone.

Even if you use one phone, you bury that number as like the 3rd number for your agent.

[MiamiHeat]

Shouldn't have gotten married

or

should have been completely honest to his girlfriend at the start of the relationship.

keep trying it until you find a girl that will love you + put up with extra girls. however, you have to tell her it's only lust and not love

[Stringer_Bell]

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

There's the basic apology from Tiger to his fans. Obviously it's for getting caught, not for the actual acts themselves. He has no reason to be so forthright and candid, and there's nothing wrong with valuing privacy over being a loyal husband and father figure. Hang in there, Tiger!

Also, when will these celebrities realize that these chickenheads they bang on the side are all about getting their 15 minutes of fame? I feel so bad for Tiger leaving such a distraught message on that bitch's phone, then she makes money and publicity off of it. Trust no one! And and and, those alleged mistresses are ugly as hell. I don't believe it!

[JudynTX]

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

There's the basic apology from Tiger to his fans. Obviously it's for getting caught, not for the actual acts themselves. He has no reason to be so forthright and candid, and there's nothing wrong with valuing privacy over being a loyal husband and father figure. Hang in there, Tiger!

Also, when will these celebrities realize that these chickenheads they bang on the side are all about getting their 15 minutes of fame? I feel so bad for Tiger leaving such a distraught message on that bitch's phone, then she makes money and publicity off of it. Trust no one! And and and, those alleged mistresses are ugly as hell. I don't believe it!

Good grief, you feel sorry for him?

[Stringer_Bell]

Good grief, you feel sorry for him?

I feel sorry for any man that will talk about the value of something like "privacy" when it's obviously not possible in these modern times, yet disregard the value of wedding vows and image as a loyal father.

Plus, he has horrible taste in women (on the mental and physical sides). Hell yes I feel sympathy for the man, I hope these bitches don't take his money.

[mrsmaalox]

These guys really need to learn a lesson from Letterman. If you're a scumbag, just be honest, admit it and take your lumps. The longer you deny the obvious, you just end up looking like a big coward pussy scumbag. And in Tiger's case, take the lumps anyway!

[JudynTX]

I feel sorry for any man that will talk about the value of something like "privacy" when it's obviously not possible in these modern times, yet disregard the value of wedding vows and image as a loyal father.

Plus, he has horrible taste in women (on the mental and physical sides). Hell yes I feel sympathy for the man, I hope these bitches don't take his money.

His values went out the window when he cheated.

[JamStone]

I mean, they'll prolly still recognize his voice but why not at least use a code name instead of leaving no doubt by saying, "this is Tiger... ?"

"No, Elin, that must be another guy named Tiger...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm actually disappointed in Tiger.

I thought billion dollar cablanasians could pull better wool than that. I can understand the parking lot/bathroom blowjob with these women, but multiple VMs and over 200 texts?

Sap.

[desflood]

Hell yes I feel sympathy for the man, I hope these bitches don't take his money.
Don't waste your pity on Tiger. He is not stupid - he knew exactly what they were when he got involved with them.

[CosmicCowboy]

I can already picture the Playboy spread...

"The Girls of Tiger Woods"

:lmao

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I could do without that Uchitel broad.

She looks like Frank Stallone.

[JudynTX]

I can already picture the Playboy spread...

"The Girls of Tiger Woods"

:lmao

I can already picture a "secret" sex tape too. :lol

[lebomb]

He's Tiger Woods..................he is supposed to have multiple ho's. :hat

[JamStone]

I can already picture the Playboy spread...

"The Girls of Tiger Woods"

:lmao

Playing 18 ho(l)es...

Par four, two strokes for the (spread) eagle...

He takes the driver, she takes the wood...

[MiamiHeat]

I'm actually disappointed in Tiger.

I thought billion dollar cablanasians could pull better wool than that. I can understand the parking lot/bathroom blowjob with these women, but multiple VMs and over 200 texts?

Sap.

on what planet is Jaimee Grubbs not a good fuckable woman? she looks good

you mean he should ONLY pull goddess supermodels to be his groupie side bitches? you don't think these supermodels can pick from any guy on earth?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I only saw one pic of the Grubb girl and she's much better looking than Rocky's brother.

I guess don't understand why he'd have a full blown relationship with her.

[katyon6th]

Maybe they are soulmates.

[JamStone]

Side hoes don't have to be gorgeous. That's the point of side hoes. Tiger is fine in that regard. Side hoes are for the pussy, and basically only for the pussy. If the side hoe was better than the wife, she wouldn't be a side hoe. If she were an upgrade, he'd leave his wife. Don't give side hoes too much credit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

True, but I'd expect her not to look like a tranny.

Of course, he might be into that, though.

[katyon6th]

Fucking men, you guys are disgusting.

[MiamiHeat]

Fucking men, you guys are disgusting.

Fucking women, always judgemental. You guys are in denial.

[lebomb]

I saw photos of both ho's.............they are attractive to me. Grubb is hotter than the first though.

[JamStone]

Women like these tramps give men the opportunity to be disgusting.

If there were no women like that, men wouldn't be, couldn't be disgusting.

It's not just on men.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Fucking men, you guys are disgusting.

For doing what, exactly? And IIRC, he was fucking some home wrecking women.

My mom told me that this lady in the old country used to douche with bleach.

Now that's disgusting.

[MiamiHeat]

Rachel Uchitel :

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122064/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122066/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122068/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg


and then

Jamie Grubbs

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122678/JAIMEE-GRUBBS-TIGER-WOODS.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122715/JAIMEE-GRUBBS.jpg

[tlongII]

I think those two chicks are both pretty hot. You need to do a Google pic search and see multiple pics of them. I wouldn't leave Elin for them, but I'd definitely do them on the side.

[tlongII]

I saw photos of both ho's.............they are attractive to me. Grubb is hotter than the first though.

I think the first one is a little hotter. Killer body.

[MiamiHeat]

Rachel Uchitel :

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122064/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122066/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122068/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PICTURES.jpg


and then

Jamie Grubbs

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122678/JAIMEE-GRUBBS-TIGER-WOODS.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122715/JAIMEE-GRUBBS.jpg

[lebomb]

I think the first one is a little hotter. Killer body.


First girl has bigger chi chi's, the second girl Grubbs is cuter. IMHO :toast

[Ballcox]

If you look at the statistics, married individuals don't cheat due to physical attraction. They cheat because the individual their cheating with fulfills a need in their lives. Who knows? Maybe one of these (alleged) women provided or met a need for Tiger that wasn't being met at home. That's all just speculation.

Also, from a male point of view, when you eat prime rib every day eventually you get tired of eating prime rib. But it is Tiger's responsibility to let his wife know he's tired of prime rib, maybe something they can work on together to have a new york strip or some lobster instead.

[lebomb]

But it is Tiger's responsibility to let his wife know he's tired of prime rib, maybe something they can work on together to have a new york strip or some lobster instead.


........................ or chopped steak

[tlongII]

Two of Tiger's best friends are MJ and Charles Barkley. What do you think he's going to do?

[Stringer_Bell]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-sex-text-mess_n_376112.html

A portion of the "sexts" Tiger sent to Jaimee Grubbs.

Both bitches are gross, not nearly worth the possibility that they open their mouths for something other than oral sex and blab about it to friends/family and sell their stories to the press. Tiger wouldn't take a chance on hittin it with those chickenheads!

And you gotta ask yourself, is it really safe to be banging such busted looking women? Nah brah, not safe at all.

[Scola]

If news surfaced that Duncan/Manu/Parker etc had cheated on their wives, would you care? Its obviously their personal lives and has no impact on basketball but would you think any less of them? Would it hurt their image in the community? I respect Kobe as a player, but always thought he was a douche bag as a person for what he did. I gotta admit I'd probably be pretty disappointed.

[lebomb]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-sex-text-mess_n_376112.html

A portion of the "sexts" Tiger sent to Jaimee Grubbs.

Both bitches are gross, not nearly worth the possibility that they open their mouths for something other than oral sex and blab about it to friends/family and sell their stories to the press. Tiger wouldn't take a chance on hittin it with those chickenheads!

And you gotta ask yourself, is it really safe to be banging such busted looking women? Nah brah, not safe at all.


They may not be 10's, but busted? Can we see your version of what is affair worthy for Tiger?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That Uchitel broad looks different in almost every pic I've seen.

Apparently, she lost a future hubby on 9/11. There's a pic of her crying in the streets. Pretty sad.

[MiamiHeat]

If news surfaced that Duncan/Manu/Parker etc had cheated on their wives, would you care? Its obviously their personal lives and has no impact on basketball but would you think any less of them? Would it hurt their image in the community? I respect Kobe as a player, but always thought he was a douche bag as a person for what he did. I gotta admit I'd probably be pretty disappointed.

kobe raped a girl, not just cheated

far far worse.

[mrsmaalox]

If news surfaced that Duncan/Manu/Parker etc had cheated on their wives, would you care? Its obviously their personal lives and has no impact on basketball but would you think any less of them? Would it hurt their image in the community? I respect Kobe as a player, but always thought he was a douche bag as a person for what he did. I gotta admit I'd probably be pretty disappointed.

It's just like the politicians. I don't really care who they fuck around with. That's for their wives to deal with, not me. But when they start making all sorts of public denials and bullshitting to save face in front of me--the public--then I take offense. Just how stupid do they think we are?

[MiamiHeat]

Rachel Ucthiel :

http://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel31.jpeg

plastic surgery titties

but still, delicious titties nonethless.

[Crookshanks]

I'm very disappointed in Tiger - he always seemed like a good guy. I don't care if beautiful women are throwing themselves at you - he took a vow and he has two young children to think of. NOTHING justifies cheating. If your marriage is dead, then get a divorce.

But - as was mentioned in another forum, it takes two to tango - and I have no respect for these ho's who go after celebrities when they know they have a wife and children. They're just looking for fame (or notoriety) - I mean, who saves over 300 text messages? :nope

Sad, sad situation all around. And the ones who suffer the most are Elin and the children. :depressed


If news surfaced that Duncan/Manu/Parker etc had cheated on their wives, would you care?

If Tony cheated, the Spurs would be minus their star point guard because Eva would kill him! Remember - she knows how to shoot a gun and she's a pretty good shot! :lol

[Stringer_Bell]

They may not be 10's, but busted? Can we see your version of what is affair worthy for Tiger?

When I said busted, I meant their vaginas probably look like they've boxed more than a few kangaroos. And lost.

For Tiger, or anyone else, looking for a nice girl that he could meet by chance at a VIP event (and since Glubbs was a former reality TV star), I suggest someone such as this woman...
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/lili_claire_310509/lacey_schwimmer_2438678.jpg


It really shouldn't be THAT difficult to find someone that doesn't look like they make a living out of hooking up with celebrities. Is it?

[lebomb]

When I said busted, I meant their vaginas probably look like they've boxed more than a few kangaroos. And lost.

For Tiger, or anyone else, looking for a nice girl that he could meet by chance at a VIP event (and since Glubbs was a former reality TV star), I suggest someone such as this woman...
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/lili_claire_310509/lacey_schwimmer_2438678.jpg


It really shouldn't be THAT difficult to find someone that doesn't look like they make a living out of hooking up with celebrities. Is it?

For some reason............I cant view that pic.

[JoeChalupa]

It really isn't any of my business but I was hoping Tiger would be above cheating on his wife but he is only human.

[Strike]

It really isn't any of my business but I was hoping Tiger would be above cheating on his wife but he is only human.

So you were hoping he was SUPERhuman?

Pedestal, anyone?

[BlackSwordsMan]

I guess tool academy didn't work for jaimee and her b/f

[JoeChalupa]

So you were hoping he was SUPERhuman?

Pedestal, anyone?

I was hoping he had more respect for his wife and vows is what I'm saying. I really don't think one has to be SUPERhuman not to cheat.

[lebomb]

Oh shit!!! Triple Bogey for TIGER! Kalika Moquin is the latest ho on the side!!!!


http://www.dailyworldbuzz.com/kalika-moquin-pictures-photos/4674/

[CavsSuperFan]

When all is said & done lets not forget what really matters….Tiger Woods is one of the greatest golfers of all time…:tu

[Strike]

I was hoping he had more respect for his wife and vows is what I'm saying. I really don't think one has to be SUPERhuman not to cheat.

Shouldn't have gotten married. Just sayin'.

[Stringer_Bell]

For some reason............I cant view that pic.

It's a pic of Lacey Schwimmer, my default answer any time someone asks me for a photo of a girl that's not SUPERMODEL UNTOUCHABLE CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE but surely a splendid find at the club or charity fundraiser.

[Scola]

It's pretty messed up but I hope his wife leaves him, takes 50%, and gets custody of the kids. She'll probably end up staying but I it would serve Tiger right if she left.

[JoeChalupa]

Shouldn't have gotten married. Just sayin'.

True.

[tlongII]

Don't be a hypocrite Joe.

[MiamiHeat]

When I said busted, I meant their vaginas probably look like they've boxed more than a few kangaroos. And lost.

For Tiger, or anyone else, looking for a nice girl that he could meet by chance at a VIP event (and since Glubbs was a former reality TV star), I suggest someone such as this woman...
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/lili_claire_310509/lacey_schwimmer_2438678.jpg


It really shouldn't be THAT difficult to find someone that doesn't look like they make a living out of hooking up with celebrities. Is it?


and what makes you think these nice, smart, respectable ladies are willing to secretly fuck a married man and make themselves out to be home wrecking sluts with no future with tiger?

[Thunder Dan]

I don't get why he just doesn't come clean and tell what happened. If he just comes clean then people will stop speculating and discussing it. That is what the media does, they just sit and discuss the unknowns. If he just comes out and says "yeah I messed up, I was sleeping around and I crashed driving away from my wife" if puts an end to all of it.

He has so many sponsors because he is the best golfer in the world, not because he is perfect. If they wanted to pay the guys who is the best role model or the most well liked Phil would be paid much more than Tiger. Tiger cusses, and throws cameras in the water and his sponsors don't care because he is in contention every sunday when people are watching and seeing him promote their brand. Shit, Michael Jordan cheated on his wife and he still does ads years after going away from basketball. Just come clean

Another example is Spitzer. He bought whores! and was in public office! he just came out, made everything clear what happened, and people stopped talking about it in a week. They moved on to the next story because there was nothing to uncover. He bough hookers!

[lebomb]

Apparently what happens in Vegas doesnt necessarily stay in Vegas. I think that old slogan needs to be updated.

[Scola]

Another example is Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ Spitzer.

Haha, your spelling owned you :lol

[Thunder Dan]

Haha, your spelling owned you :lol

what is that? I didn't know what that was. I misspelled Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_


did it again, wtf.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Hmmm, his driving pattern looks like somebody drunk off his ass.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1201_tiger_crash.pdf

[MiamiHeat]

looks like he sped up really fast and hit the wall, then tried to regain control by overcompenstating the wheel and caused him to hit another wall and crash into the hydrant


the story about his wife chasing him would make this scenario work. speed up to get away

[lebomb]

Damn.............it just keeps getting better.

From TMZ.com

As we first reported, Grubbs bragged to co-workers at the Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood, claiming she was having an affair with Tiger and even playing them the voicemail Tiger left for Jaimee on November 24 -- when he asked her to remove her name from the outgoing message on her voicemail because Elin was becoming suspicious.

Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday -- the day of Tiger's crash -- Jaimee went to work, played the voicemail to co-workers and then later in the evening said she had received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee says she answered and asked who was on the line. Jaimee says the caller -- a woman -- did not identify herself but said, "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband."

[Stringer_Bell]

and what makes you think these nice, smart, respectable ladies are willing to secretly fuck a married man and make themselves out to be home wrecking sluts with no future with tiger?

Wishful thinking? :depressed

Yo, looks like Tiger was ridin' dirty in that crash report. If his wife was chasing him, he should have just put that shit in reverse and saved himself the pain of the divorce settlement. Not that it'll hurt to get divorced, he obviously doesn't care for her if he's cheating, but the lost money and property will hurt.

I'll still sponsor you Tiger!

[lebomb]

Personally, I think Erin is gonna leave him. Cheating with one woman is jacked up...............but THREE!!!

[MiamiHeat]

Damn.............it just keeps getting better.

From TMZ.com

As we first reported, Grubbs bragged to co-workers at the Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood, claiming she was having an affair with Tiger and even playing them the voicemail Tiger left for Jaimee on November 24 -- when he asked her to remove her name from the outgoing message on her voicemail because Elin was becoming suspicious.

Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday -- the day of Tiger's crash -- Jaimee went to work, played the voicemail to co-workers and then later in the evening said she had received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee says she answered and asked who was on the line. Jaimee says the caller -- a woman -- did not identify herself but said, "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband."


sigh

I really do NOT understand how some people can KNOWINGLY have relations with a married person.

I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. It's so fucking confusing, and despicable.

[lebomb]

sigh

I really do NOT understand how some people can KNOWINGLY have relations with a married person.

I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. It's so fucking confusing, and despicable.

Actually the single individuals are gonna do what they want..........its up to the married individual to say "NO, Im married. Maybe in another lifetime". I know that is hard to do for the married person if the poon is thrown at ya, but the single individual is doing what they normally do.......meet someone they are attracted to married or single.

[MiamiHeat]

Actually the single individuals are gonna do what they want..........its up to the married individual to say "NO, Im married. Maybe in another lifetime". I know that is hard to do for the married person if the poon is thrown at ya, but the single individual is doing what they normally do.......meet someone they are attracted to married or single.

that doesn't explain what i was talking about though.

[Crookshanks]

sigh

I really do NOT understand how some people can KNOWINGLY have relations with a married person.

I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. It's so fucking confusing, and despicable.

And then she BRAGS about it! This is what happens when society loses its moral compass. Guy's married with children - who cares - I'm getting what I want and getting my 15 minutes of fame. :bang

As for Tiger - he deserves whatever bad stuff comes his way as a result of his caddish behavior. Here's some advice: start thinking more with the head on your shoulders and less with the one hanging between your legs!

[lebomb]

that doesn't explain what i was talking about though.


Single women like married men, because there is no commitment from their side. They can screw the guy, be taken to dinners, movies, have a good time.....then they can cut that fool lose and go do their own thing and not be tied down. Does that answer help? :toast

[Taco]

I got this pic emailed to me :lol

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/67/eltigre.jpg

[Crookshanks]

Actually the single individuals are gonna do what they want..........its up to the married individual to say "NO, Im married. Maybe in another lifetime". I know that is hard to do for the married person if the poon is thrown at ya, but the single individual is doing what they normally do.......meet someone they are attracted to married or single.

That is no excuse. I don't care if you're single; married people should be off limits. Yes - the married individual should say no, but that doesn't excuse the single person who hits on them - especially when a person is a celebrity and it's common knowledge they're married.

[lebomb]

I got this pic emailed to me :lol

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/67/eltigre.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lebomb]

That is no excuse. I don't care if you're single; married people should be off limits. Yes - the married individual should say no, but that doesn't excuse the single person who hits on them - especially when a person is a celebrity and it's common knowledge they're married.

I never said it was right, I just said this is what usually happens with the single folks and what the married folks response should be.

[MiamiHeat]

Single women like married men, because there is no commitment from their side. They can screw the guy, be taken to dinners, movies, have a good time.....then they can cut that fool lose and go do their own thing and not be tied down. Does that answer help? :toast

That doesn't make sense

because a LOT of guys are actively looking for fuck buddies, no strings sex.

it's usually the women who bring the drama about love, etc.

There are way too many men looking for no strings 'relationships' for her to be going after a married guy.

[lebomb]

That doesn't make sense

because a LOT of guys are actively looking for fuck buddies, no strings sex.

it's usually the women who bring the drama about love, etc.

There are way too many men looking for no strings 'relationships' for her to be going after a married guy.

The married guys are safer.......they usually just go home to one woman. Single fuck buddies probably have many, many woman they are dippin into. Also the married men are more stable and can afford to treat them better financially (trips, dinners, gifts) ........a la Tiger Woods. Married men also look more attractive to women than the single guy.........they think if someone married him, he must have something good going on.

[lurker]

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56 seconds in. :rollin

[MiamiHeat]

what about men who cheat with married women?

they secretly communicate, hide in the shadows, knowing that the woman is married.

that's a form of despicable behavior i would rank as bad as anything i can imagine relationship wise.

[lebomb]

what about men who cheat with married women?

they secretly communicate, hide in the shadows, knowing that the woman is married.

that's a form of despicable behavior i would rank as bad as anything i can imagine relationship wise.


True..........and also, what about that MARRIED woman, sneaking around to screw behind her hard working husbands back. Works both ways.

By the way, I was cheated on by my EX wife..........she was cheating with a married guy. We divorced, yet she kept dating him for 4 more yrs behind his wifes back. He never left his wife........ :rolleyes Why would a single woman do that? Why would the married guy string her along for 4yrs? Who knows? Stupidity?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sounds like a strong marriage and they really do love each other:


• Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."

[tp2021]

True..........and also, what about that MARRIED woman, sneaking around to screw behind her hard working husbands back. Works both ways.

By the way, I was cheated on by my EX wife..........she was cheating with a married guy. We divorced, yet she kept dating him for 4 more yrs behind his wifes back. He never left his wife........ :rolleyes Why would a single woman do that? Why would the married guy string her along for 4yrs? Who knows? Stupidity?

1. Desperation
2. Really really good sex

[Strike]

True..........and also, what about that MARRIED woman, sneaking around to screw behind her hard working husbands back. Works both ways.

By the way, I was cheated on by my EX wife..........she was cheating with a married guy. We divorced, yet she kept dating him for 4 more yrs behind his wifes back. He never left his wife........ :rolleyes Why would a single woman do that? Why would the married guy string her along for 4yrs? Who knows? Stupidity?

Any person who carries on with a married person is morally bankrupt. As much so as the married person who cheats.

[CosmicCowboy]

I know I went several years in my early 20's where I only messed around with married women. I had been through about 5 back to back relationships where I openly and honestly explained to the girls I was dating that I liked being single, had no intention of settling down anytime soon and if they were looking for a long term deal I wasn't it...they ALL fell in love and wanted to get married...then I would break up with them, then whatever friends wife that hooked me up with her would hate me, etc...it was just way too much drama. I accidentally hooked up with this one married woman (didn't know it when she picked me up...she was my age and screaming hot) and the sex was great and she would just go home when she was done. Then she referred a friend, and they referred friends...it was just too easy...I could go to work, get home, fix dinner, chill out and would get a "hey whatcha doing can I come over" phone call...that would happen probably 4 nights a week...I was working big hours and also playing/partying hard so that arrangement fit my lifestyle perfectly.

[Strike]

Sounds like a strong marriage and they really do love each other:

He should just cut his losses. I'm predicting that she'll divorce his ass later and take as much of his assets as she can, anyway.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

He should just cut his losses. I'm predicting that she'll divorce his ass later and take as much of his assets as she can, anyway.

I'm guessing this is all for his image. He'll trot out the company line about staying together for the kids, but he'll be banging away the cart girls once the next season starts.

[lebomb]

2. Really really good sex


Believe me, that crossed my mind more than a few times.............until she tried to come back several times after we were done. *shrugs*

[lebomb]

I know I went several years in my early 20's where I only messed around with married women. I had been through about 5 back to back relationships where I openly and honestly explained to the girls I was dating that I liked being single, had no intention of settling down anytime soon and if they were looking for a long term deal I wasn't it...they ALL fell in love and wanted to get married...then I would break up with them, then whatever friends wife that hooked me up with her would hate me, etc...it was just way too much drama. I accidentally hooked up with this one married woman (didn't know it when she picked me up...she was my age and screaming hot) and the sex was great and she would just go home when she was done. Then she referred a friend, and they referred friends...it was just too easy...I could go to work, get home, fix dinner, chill out and would get a "hey whatcha doing can I come over" phone call...that would happen probably 4 nights a week...I was working big hours and also playing/partying hard so that arrangement fit my lifestyle perfectly.

HOME WRECKER!!!!!!! :p:

[lebomb]

He should just cut his losses. I'm predicting that she'll divorce his ass later and take as much of his assets as she can, anyway.

Yep, there is NO WAY she will EVER trust him again. Carrying on a couple of long term affairs? While she was pregnant? If she/he is smart.......they might as well end it. Too much damage done IMHO. Things will never be the same.

[Strike]

HOME WRECKER!!!!!!! :p:

The married skanks are as much to blame as the single dudes that tap them. But, whatever. I'm so anti-marriage right now that my views are a little more than biased.

[tlongII]

There is nothing wrong with cheating on your spouse imo. Getting caught is a problem though.

[lebomb]

The married skanks are as much to blame as the single dudes that tap them. But, whatever. I'm so anti-marriage right now that my views are a little more than biased.

I have always blamed the married party more so...........like 70-30. The married party has all the opportunity to say NO. I do put some blame on the single party for approaching a married person to begin with.

[leemajors]

Yep, there is NO WAY she will EVER trust him again. Carrying on a couple of long term affairs? While she was pregnant? If she/he is smart.......they might as well end it. Too much damage done IMHO. Things will never be the same.

this.

[CosmicCowboy]

If Elin had just let her twin sister move in like Tiger wanted he probably would have never cheated. You just KNOW he thought he was getting a twofer when he married her...

http://www.team1200.com/images/tgor/blog/Josefine.jpg

[Crookshanks]

There is nothing wrong with cheating on your spouse imo. Getting caught is a problem though.
You're joking, right?

[Strike]

I have always blamed the married party more so...........like 70-30. The married party has all the opportunity to say NO. I do put some blame on the single party for approaching a married person to begin with.

Good point.

[lebomb]

Good point.

Thanks...............its because Ive been there. My EX (if approached) by the other guy could have said no thanks Im married. If she approached him first? :ihit

[MiamiHeat]

The married skanks are as much to blame as the single dudes that tap them. But, whatever. I'm so anti-marriage right now that my views are a little more than biased.

can't blame the institution of marriage though, that's misguided anger.

The people are to blame.

Plus, there are beautiful stories of marriage success, stories that make your eyes teary. I saw one on ESPN recently, about a basketball coach, now elderly. Married to one woman his whole life

[lebomb]

I'm so anti-marriage right now that my views are a little more than biased.

I was too, until I met someone that was cheated on as well, and divorced. We both hate cheaters and have been through it...........so we make a great couple. :hat

[MiamiHeat]

yeah of course the married person is to blame

there is always going to be some degenerate out there who doesn't care about assisting a married person to betray their family

the blame lies on the married person

but still, I asked the question earlier because I really cannot understand why a single person would do that.

[JudynTX]

I bet Nike isn't too happy with Tiger right now. :lol

[tlongII]

You're joking, right?

Heck no.

[CosmicCowboy]

yeah of course the married person is to blame

there is always going to be some degenerate out there who doesn't care about assisting a married person to betray their family

the blame lies on the married person

but still, I asked the question earlier because I really cannot understand why a single person would do that.

No drama
You both know exactly what you want
Fuck em and send em home with both of you satisfied.

you asked

[tlongII]

I know I would cheat on my wife if I was married. It causes too much drama so I never got married because of that. I don't like drama.

[tlongII]

Heck, I know for a fact that my dad cheated on my mom but he'll never admit it.

[Crookshanks]

Heck no.
If you have so little respect for marriage, then do the world a favor and never get married. And if you are married, I pity your spouse.

Just saw your post where you said you're not married. GOOD -

[Crookshanks]

No drama
You both know exactly what you want
Fuck em and send em home with both of you satisfied.

you asked

That is just so wrong - no morals or self-respect on the part of either party.

[tlongII]

If you have so little respect for marriage, then do the world a favor and never get married. And if you are married, I pity your spouse.

Just saw your post where you said you're not married. GOOD -

You need to come to grips with reality. Just about all dudes cheat if they can. I'm assuming you're a chick and that is why you don't know this.

[MiamiHeat]

You need to come to grips with reality. Just about all dudes cheat if they can. I'm assuming you're a chick and that is why you don't know this.

I still haven't cheated.

I've been tempted... oh yes.

but never did it.

[JudynTX]

You need to come to grips with reality. Just about all dudes cheat if they can. I'm assuming you're a chick and that is why you don't know this.

No. Not all dudes cheat.

[tlongII]

I still haven't cheated.

I've been tempted... oh yes.

but never did it.

If the right circumstances come about you will.

[tlongII]

No. Not all dudes cheat.

Maybe not all, but it's over 90%.

[tlongII]

Every single one of my married buddies has cheated.

[JudynTX]

Maybe not all, but it's over 90%.

That's fine, just don't say ALL men cheat.

[CosmicCowboy]

That is just so wrong - no morals or self-respect on the part of either party.

I know it's a fine line but It seemed OK to me at the time since they were all hitting on me and not the other way around.

[MiamiHeat]

If the right circumstances come about you will.

My wife would have to stop loving me and stop giving me sex, which would mean our marriage is over anyway.

other than that, i wouldn't

[Strike]

can't blame the institution of marriage though, that's misguided anger.

The people are to blame.

Plus, there are beautiful stories of marriage success, stories that make your eyes teary. I saw one on ESPN recently, about a basketball coach, now elderly. Married to one woman his whole life

Misguided though it may be, that's where I'm at currently. Plus, I've come to the conclusion that marriage is unnecessary to begin with. There's really nothing I can think of that you can get with the contract that is marriage that you can't get with a non-married, committed relationship.

But, that's just my opinion. If marriage works for other people, excellent.

[MiamiHeat]

Every single one of my married buddies has cheated.

That's because in human culture, we have traditions and we copy cat each other.

Marriage has become a caricature of what it really is at it's core. People just assume marriage is the 'next logical step' when you 'love' someone.

A lot of people don't really sit down for self-reflection. About themselves, who they are, what they REALLY want out of life, what are their priorities, reflect on their relationship, their compatibility with their partner, their goals,

do they have self-control and conquered the primal flesh, are they determined to make the marriage work, no matter what.......

A lot of people don't think about this. They just monkey-see monkey-do and jump into marriage because it's the normal thing to do when you believe you are really in love and want to stay with that person.

[Strike]

That's because in human culture, we have traditions and we copy cat each other.

Marriage has become a caricature of what it really is at it's core. People just assume marriage is the 'next logical step' when you 'love' someone.

A lot of people don't really sit down for self-reflection. About themselves, who they are, what they REALLY want out of life, what are their priorities, reflect on their relationship, their compatibility with their partner, their goals,

do they have self-control and conquered the primal flesh, are they determined to make the marriage work, no matter what.......

A lot of people don't think about this. They just monkey-see monkey-do and jump into marriage because it's the normal thing to do when you believe you are really in love and want to stay with that person.

Me. 100%.

[MiamiHeat]

Misguided though it may be, that's where I'm at currently. Plus, I've come to the conclusion that marriage is unnecessary to begin with. There's really nothing I can think of that you can get with the contract that is marriage that you can't get with a non-married, committed relationship.

But, that's just my opinion. If marriage works for other people, excellent.

Attachment.

Marriage is a societal, financial, familial, and legal recognition of your union.

You now both are responsible for each other, by law, by friends and family, through finances, etc...

Non-marriage couples can end *just like that* at the snap of a finger and it's like nothing ever happened.

There's nothing holding the two of you together. No ties financially, heck, the woman might not even tell her family about you.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That sounds like a minus, not a plus.

[MiamiHeat]

Maybe not all, but it's over 90%.

I know it's 100% of all men are tempted, and would LOVE to fuck that girl they have their eye on,

but some of them would never want to actually do it.

Personally, some women I see in some pictures can get the 'wide eyed look' out of me, like "woah..." you know,

that's normal.

the problem is some guys actually act on it.

[lebomb]

That's fine, just don't say ALL men cheat.


X2............... In my first marriage (FAILED), I was at a bar with my buddies...........5 of us. We were at a happy hour after work. I was the only one at the table that was married (had my wedding ring on)............this girl comes over and starts talking to me. I kept trying to push her off to my boys..........but she was persistant. To make a long story short, she walked me to my car at the end of lots of drinks and I ended up kissing her and squeezing her tiggos in my car. Well she gave me her number and I got hers, and I took off for home.......... half way home I started to get a more clear head. I opened my sunroof and threw her number out. Early the next morning at 4am, my cellphone rings.....right next to our bed!!! It was ol girl saying how much fun she had...........I quietly whispered to NOT call me again. I was married and made a mistake by trying to talk to her. I never heard from her again. :wow Damn that was a close one, but I did say NO to carrying on an affair.

[Strike]

Attachment.

Marriage is a societal, financial, familial, and legal recognition of your union.

You now both are responsible for each other, by law, by friends and family, through finances, etc...

Non-marriage couples can end *just like that* at the snap of a finger and it's like nothing ever happened.

There's nothing holding the two of you together. No ties financially, heck, the woman might not even tell her family about you.

So, those things don't happen in a marriage? Married people don't keep their finances/income/assets separate while married? Rare, maybe, but it does exist.

You can have joint accounts with someone with whom you're not married. You can be responsible for someone else, and they you, without the contract. You can have the personal commitment without the legal one. Just because it's sanctioned by a local, state, or federal seal doesn't necessarily make it better.

[tlongII]

My wife would have to stop loving me and stop giving me sex, which would mean our marriage is over anyway.

other than that, i wouldn't

I'm guessing you haven't been married for very long.

[sonic21]

75% of men cheat.
50% of women cheat.

[MiamiHeat]

That sounds like a minus, not a plus.

We ALL KNOW that EVERYONE and every single couple goes through troubled times.

It's going to happen, right?

Well, what if the non-married woman got stressed out one day, freaks out, and makes a mistake. "Fuck it, I can't take this anymore, ahhh, I'm leaving"

Then later, she regrets it.... but it might be too late. You broke the man's heart, etc...


However, when married, it forces you to calm the fuck down and you can't just make a rash decision like leaving, because of the ties together.

So, it can help you to remember : We are together, and we should make it work

[MiamiHeat]

I'm guessing you haven't been married for very long.

7 years

Obviously I would love to fuck the #(#*# out of some women I see

but I would never do it

Everyone feels the temptations, that's normal for both men and women.

[lebomb]

75% of men cheat.
50% of women cheat.


I believe its getting more even.........I see many more women cheat than ever now.

[JudynTX]

X2............... In my first marriage (FAILED), I was at a bar with my buddies...........5 of us. We were at a happy hour after work. I was the only one at the table that was married (had my wedding ring on)............this girl comes over and starts talking to me. I kept trying to push her off to my boys..........but she was persistant. To make a long story short, she walked me to my car at the end of lots of drinks and I ended up kissing her and squeezing her tiggos in my car. Well she gave me her number and I got hers, and I took off for home.......... half way home I started to get a more clear head. I opened my sunroof and threw her number out. Early the next morning at 4am, my cellphone rings.....right next to our bed!!! It was ol girl saying how much fun she had...........I quietly whispered to NOT call me again. I was married and made a mistake by trying to talk to her. I never heard from her again. :wow Damn that was a close one, but I did say NO to carrying on an affair.

There are some women out there who target married men. It's a challenge to obtain something that really isn't yours. Know what I'm saying? :lol

[Strike]

We ALL KNOW that EVERYONE and every single couple goes through troubled times.

It's going to happen, right?

Well, what if the non-married woman got stressed out one day, freaks out, and makes a mistake. "Fuck it, I can't take this anymore, ahhh, I'm leaving"

Then later, she regrets it.... but it might be too late. You broke the man's heart, etc...


However, when married, it forces you to calm the fuck down and you can't just make a rash decision like leaving, because of the ties together.

So, it can help you to remember : We are together, and we should make it work

That's exactly my point. If you feel you "can't take it anymore", going back for more simply because you're legally bound is, in my opnion, foolish.

If the only thing forcing you to calm down is the ties of a contract and not the ties of your own personal commitments, then maybe you shouldn't be with that person.

EDIT: Typo

[MiamiHeat]

plus, who the fuck says marriage is for everyone

it's not like it's supposed to be 'normal'

what I don't get, is why some people like Tiger Woods get married so early

they should just stay single for a while until they are GENUINELY BORED of it

[lebomb]

There are some women out there who target married men. It's a challenge to obtain something that really isn't yours. Know what I'm saying? :lol

Oh trust me I know.............every guy that was with me was successful, decent looking and actually thought this girl was hot.

[Strike]

plus, who the fuck says marriage is for everyone

it's not like it's supposed to be 'normal'

Our society disagrees.

[Strike]

Plus, with roughly every other marriage ending in divorce, it seems to me that marriage ends up being a mistake for a lot of people.

[JudynTX]

Oh trust me I know.............every guy that was with me was successful, decent looking and actually thought this girl was hot.

Yes., but they were to "easy" for her.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Plus, with roughly every other marriage ending in divorce, it seems to me that marriage ends up being a mistake for a lot of people.


Of the 50% that do stay married, how many of those do you think have honest, strong and loving marriages?

[RedsLakers24]

im not married but a wear a wedding to get women easier

[lebomb]

im not married but a wear a wedding to get women easier


:lmao ............... thats pimp style :hat

[JudynTX]

:lmao ............... thats pimp style :hat

You see. My point exactly. :lol

[Strike]

what I don't get, is why some people like Tiger Woods get married so early

they should just stay single for a while until they are GENUINELY BORED of it

One of the biggest problems is people getting married too young, too early. If you want to get married, fine. Your prerogative. But, in my opinion, no one should get married before the age of 25 (30 for some people). And you shouldn't get married until you have what you want out of your own life, first. Education, career, money, etc. Marriage, often times, especially at a younger age, forces people to give up on their goals/aspirations/dreams because they now have to focus on someone other than themselves. That was me. I wanted to join the Navy but, because of my own stupidity and shortsightedness, I gave up on that because I was "in love" with my then girlfriend. Sure, we got married and had some good times. But it was possible the worst decision I ever made, hindsight and all.

[mrsmaalox]

My wife would have to stop loving me and stop giving me sex, which would mean our marriage is over anyway.

other than that, i wouldn't

That's where we as a society get stumped every time---the definition of the word marriage. It has always been accepted that marriage means sexual fidelity but in reality that's not how it works. Stopping loving and stopping sex are 2 different things. Any married couple knows that you connect with your spouse on many levels other than sex. So if some people can get past the sex=love stigma, it's more likely that they will cheat. Is that a bad thing? I don't necessarily think so. Can men do that more easily? Probably :lol And if women could innately do it also, it wouldn't be a big deal.

[Strike]

Of the 50% that do stay married, how many of those do you think have honest, strong and loving marriages?

I'd love to see the stats on that. I know a few people that stay married only because either they can't afford a divorce. They genuinely hate their respective spouses but are trapped for whatever financial reason.

I know some people that actually have honest, strong and loving marriages. In truth, I envy them. But if things go sour, it's a pain in the balls to end it once you sign your name to the dotted line.

[Strike]

That's where we as a society get stumped every time---the definition of the word marriage. It has always been accepted that marriage means sexual fidelity but in reality that's not how it works. Stopping loving and stopping sex are 2 different things. Any married couple knows that you connect with your spouse on many levels other than sex. So if some people can get past the sex=love stigma, it's more likely that they will cheat. Is that a bad thing? I don't necessarily think so. Can men do that more easily? Probably :lol And if women could innately do it also, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Rather utopic thinking, no?

[lebomb]

One of the biggest problems is people getting married too young, too early. If you want to get married, fine. Your prerogative. But, in my opinion, no one should get married before the age of 25 (30 for some people). And you shouldn't get married until you have what you want out of your own life, first. Education, career, money, etc. Marriage, often times, especially at a younger age, forces people to give up on their goals/aspirations/dreams because they now have to focus on someone other than themselves. That was me. I wanted to join the Navy but, because of my own stupidity and shortsightedness, I gave up on that because I was "in love" with my then girlfriend. Sure, we got married and had some good times. But it was possible the worst decision I ever made, hindsight and all.

Man this is soooooo true. My first wife.........dated her starting at 17, married when she was 21.......kids, then divorced. She was too young , didnt experience anything prior to me.

[desflood]

It's what we've been wondering for days -- and now, we finally have an answer to the golf club mystery.

A law enforcement official tells TMZ Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, used a wedge to blast out the two windows on his SUV.

There are several types of wedges. We don't know which one Elin chose ... but Tiger typically only carries a lob wedge and a sand wedge.

For all you non-golfers, a wedge is used for short shots -- usually around the green. It's angled with a high loft.

Golfers use wedges to get out of tight spots and unplayable lies. Oh the iron-y.

[Strike]

Man this is soooooo true. My first wife.........dated her starting at 17, married when she was 21.......kids, then divorced. She was too young , didnt experience anything prior to me.

Same with mine. I was her first. Us getting married just seemed like the proper thing to do at the time. If I had really thought things through logically, I probably wouldn't have done it.

[desflood]

Of the 50% that do stay married, how many of those do you think have honest, strong and loving marriages?
From where I sit, I have to think it's a majority. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made it to to that point.

[lebomb]

Same with mine. I was her first. Us getting married just seemed like the proper thing to do at the time. If I had really thought things through logically, I probably wouldn't have done it.


..............same here, but sometimes the poon makes you blind!

Have a good one, nice talking to yall about this issue. Im heading out. :toast

[monosylab1k]

I heard these on the radio this morning -

Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. 



Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red - problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

[mrsmaalox]

Rather utopic thinking, no?

It absolutely is! :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

:lmao

[Scola]

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[mrsmaalox]

From where I sit, I have to think it's a majority. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made it to to that point.

And I totally agree. :toast But as I was trying to point out, how many of those have a perfectly hot, mutually satisfying sex life? I'll only guess that some of them do. Which just supports my belief that the sex or lack there of in a marriage, does not define the marriage.

[mrsmaalox]

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

:lmao

[MiamiHeat]

im not married but a wear a wedding to get women easier

you know, my cousin does that shit too?

lol, he said it works...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think I'd feel like an enormous douchebag if I wore a wedding ring.

I think I'd be more comfortable going the hooker route.