****we are going to crominate bama 31-16****

[timvp]

Alerbama just won their Super Bowl. Beating Florida was the pinnacle of their season. Emotionally, spiritually and revengedly it's all downhill from here. The singular goal in the entire state was to beat the Tebows in the SEC championship game. They built their team to do that. And they did it. Prohps.

We, on the other hand, faced the ultimate trap game. Nsuhbraska is a gritty, gutty, hearty, country strong team with plenty of huthle and muthle. They ain't good but they'll chase you through the corn field and muddle up a game. Their team is throwback to when only white people were allowed to play college football and they did so without face masks and with a playbook as thick as the instructional pamphlet Reggie Bush wrote about successfully lateraling in big games. It's not really about winning against Nsuhbraska, it's just not losing. The score is gravy. We know this. It's like Spurs vs. Sprockets. They could have Francis and Mobley as the franchise couple and the score is still going to be 78-76 regardless.

In the Chahampionship game, Alerbama can't possibly be as high as they were against the Tebows. Their hype level is going to be like Urban Meyer's hydration level after Tebow cried. Texas will be peaking in regard to the flowing of juice. They'll be ready to ride the ship of gamesman. Alerbama fan has already constructed YouTubes of their successful season. The Walmart shopping spree has already taken place. The SEC championship banners are scattered gently across parks of trailers and other assorted house-like abodes throughout the state.

We are going to strike first. Then Alerbama will kick a field goal or two while the announcers talk about the greatness of the game they are witnessing. We will score again at the end of the half. Halftime will include talking about Alerbama's pending eruption. But we will come out and score again. Alerbama will get a touchdown to seduce hope but we will then close the door. The final eight or nine minutes will be a formality and the commentators will commentate on the comment that Colt McCoy is prehaps one of the best college football players of allllllll tiiiime.

Speheaking of Colt, this sets up perfectly. He has a smidgen of sissy in his makeup but having four months off until The Game will let him clear his webs of cob. Compared to Tebow, he's going to look like Joe Montana to Alerbama's defense. They are going to audibly gasp when they face a QB that can make more than one read on a pass play. His arm strength may have a bit too much ruth but it will find the open man -- even if it travels only a wind-aided 38 MPH. More often than not the open man will be his roommate of choice, one Jordan Shhahiplay. Shhahiplay is like the love child between Stephen Jackson and Steve Kerr. If Colt starts getting flustered, he'll just sling it out and Shhahiplay will do the rest and restore his equestrian roommate's lack of fear and/or loathing.

Bottomline is that Alerbama was built to beat Florida while Dem Texas Boyz was built to win dis ish.


K61YCuh8WRA

Nikkas in Texas is so damn tight. Nikkas livin' satisfied.

I'm satisfied, fool.

I'm satisfied.

I'm so mufvcking serious dawg. Knowhatimsayin. I'm puttin' it down one time. My nikka Colt. My nikka Shhahiplay. Knowhatimsayin. You can't fckwitdis homebwuoah. Dis timvp homebwuoah. Knowhatimtalkinbout.

Nikkas in Texas is so damn tight. Nikkas livin' satisfied.

I'm satisfied, fool.

I'm satisfied.

http://www.hoser-central.com/Desi/images/texas-flag-fixed-sm.jpg

[IronMexican]

Agreed. UT's gonna roll.

[The Reckoning]

heh. thats what i woulda done.

[mookie2001]

with all these trials and tribulations you know theyve been affected and to top it off DJ monroe got arrested

texas gon bum rush tha show, they look good they feel good, its time to parlay, twist the green hay

alabama talking shit we gonna get ya, im talking 45s to the dome, let tha bullet hit ya, texas aint gonna stop until they heart stops

like ricky williams always say you got to toke and pass or mookies gonna kick your motherfucking ass, bama trying to take what isnt theirs like goddamn rats, we know texas aint gonna go down like that

saban is something texas tried to study, we gonna have to get our hands bloody

never see texas southsiddin, never see them snapping fingers, all you see is candy paint, diamond teeth and cocked heaters

their defense make bama look like trash, they were taking it easy but now they about to mash

dedicated to the lexus and the Acs, dedicated to leonard davis' fat, dedicated to the fly 850i s, dedicated to the ex players who did drive byes

sunshine plays a major part in daytime peace to mankind malcolm wear that burnt orange 9

we gonna have to hit bama with the torch, pop him in tha face on their front porch


sucks wanna see us fall, fall like a ton of bricks, itll never happen dog, longhorns will play it slick

crackin bamas jaws, running bitches into walls, punks beggin for their lives, motherfucker we dont pause when we blast on that ass we gonna empty this clip, gonna live by our rep cuz we aint taking shit

[Twisted_Dawg]

Have you ever heard of Greg Davis?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I still can't help but think he is going so over the top enthused just to do the ultimate jinx.
But I think we have just a good a chance as Bama. I just hope that guy with a 200 pound belly hanging over his waist is not as good as Suh.

[mookie2001]

well Hnaturally timvp has an angle, its like his conservative rich family, but different

[IronMexican]

I still can't help but think he is going so over the top enthused just to do the ultimate jinx.
But I think we have just a good a chance as Bama. I just hope that guy with a 200 pound belly hanging over his waist is not as good as Suh.

He's not. And he plays about half as many snaps as Suh.

[dirk4mvp]

Cody is every bit as good as Suh is. And he's probably got the nation's best linebacker behind him.

[IronMexican]

McClain's a beast. But Cody's the 3rd best DT behind Suh and McCoy.

[J.T.]

This is bush league by timvp's usual standards.

About as disappointing as the 2009-10 Spurs season.

[j-6]

LOL at the writeup. LOL x 1000000 at UTimvp.

If Texas winds up beating Bama, it'll be closer to a 5 point spread than 15.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

UTimvp :rollin
What's that over there? Think I see a troll on the horizon.

[timvp]

I may not suckle at the man-teats of college kids who decide to play ball in Austin on a year-round basis ... and for that, I apologize. However, in this scenario, considering the facts and forthcoming romp, my allegiance definitely wears a slightly darker than usual shade of orange. The reasons are many, although one reason should be obvious to those Spurs fans who perused the internet in the dark ages prior to Manu Ginobili's arrival.

Anyone doubting my sincerity can come count my winnings following the game. This is free cash, homes. No Ting Brothers needed. No last second heroics. Just some Texas boyz doin' some Texas thangs.


ysGgXZ8AVks

I wanna be free as the sky
But when I'm buried, make sure I'm feeling high

Boys just tryna knock me off but y'all just new to the game
While I just steady stackin paper y'all bustas chasin my fame
Been a star in the hood since i was 17
Rockin' "Tell Me Somethin' Good" and servin dope to the fiends

Now i'm just deep in this game and i'm addicted to change
Young playa 29 and my career is the game
Man my hero doin 40, when you 30 that's an L
I rather be dead and be free than to be livin in a cell

I wanna be free as the sky
But when I'm buried, make sure I'm feeling high

[mookie2001]

UST graduating class of 92 in short texas?
crack university home of the fightin fiends

[Spursfan092120]

timvp trying too hard? No way...this is weird.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Another fantastic timvp romp. I give it 2 enthusiastic thumbs up.

[Whisky Dog]

I guess this is what we get when it sucks so bad writing game thoughts for a 9-8 underacheiving team to be read by a bunch of whiny dick slobbin homos.

I feel ya, UTimvp. I'd be distancing myself far away from the Spurs forum too.

[rjv]

this game is no lock for texas at all. the tide has a defense every bit as good as the huskers and they will just dare the horns to run the ball on them. offensively, the tide is better than the huskers as well and they will look to run the ball on ut's defense with the same success a&m had running the ball on them.

ut has the better special teams and if it comes to that they will have the edge but this game will not be a rout.

[ATRAIN]

Timvp you should change your name to UTimvp until after the National Champ game.

[rjv]

and it should be a very good game at that.

[Kyle Orton]

ut has the better special teams

I wouldn't say all that. Bammer has the best or second best return guy in the nation. Javier Arenas is about the last guy you want returning kicks against you.

[rjv]

I wouldn't say all that. Bammer has the best or second best return guy in the nation. Javier Arenas is about the last guy you want returning kicks against you.

i was not aware of that. but beyond that how is bama's punter or place kicker? just wondering should it come down to a game of field position or a field goal or two.

[Spursfan092120]

I wouldn't say all that. Bammer has the best or second best return guy in the nation. Javier Arenas is about the last guy you want returning kicks against you.
Rumor has it DJ Monroe might be back by the big game..if that's the case, Arenas is the 2nd to last guy you want returning kicks against you.

[ginobili's bald spot]

No offense to the legions of longhorn faithful on this site but... Bama is going to roll you guys. They have faced much stiffer competition all year long. They just dominated the #1 team in the nation while you guys squeaked out a win against a mediocre Nebraska team. Don't get me wrong, I'll be rooting for you guys because I can't stand those rednecks. I just don't see it happening.

[mookie2001]

if yall thought texas' return coverage was bad, bama is 115th in the nation



Bama is going to roll you guys. They have faced much stiffer competition all year long. They just dominated the #1 team in the nation while you guys squeaked out a win against a mediocre Nebraska team.

that may be a nice argument for why TCU or cinny should play bama, but the game is scheduled, so everything you just wrote is complete bullshit. theyre facing each other in a football contest

[Kyle Orton]

Rumor has it DJ Monroe might be back by the big game..if that's the case, Arenas is the 2nd to last guy you want returning kicks against you.
That guy isn't in Arenas' class. Since all you ever do is hang your hat on stats, why don't you look at that and get back to me.

[mookie2001]

hyeah arenas is good.

texas has the most non offensive touchdowns in the nation, its not even close.

[tlongII]

Roll Tide!

[Kyle Orton]

cROFL

and they barely beat Nebrasksuh.

Prepare to get cominated.

Mccoy is gonna cry Tebow style when Cody puts that belly on him and he's gonna be like chode bloaded I said.

[mookie2001]

it would almost be funny if you said that with your real screen name

[Spursfan092120]

No offense to the legions of longhorn faithful on this site but... Bama is going to roll you guys. They have faced much stiffer competition all year long. They just dominated the #1 team in the nation while you guys squeaked out a win against a mediocre Nebraska team. Don't get me wrong, I'll be rooting for you guys because I can't stand those rednecks. I just don't see it happening.
week by week thing, dude...they mailed it in and squeaked by Auburn and Tennessee, two unranked teams...If we both come to play, it will be a great game.

[Kyle Orton]

it would almost be funny if you said that with your real screen name
This is my only screen name, fatty.

[mookie2001]

This is my only screen name, fatty.


hey i really believe that

show some balls

[Spursfan092120]

That guy isn't in Arenas' class. Since all you ever do is hang your hat on stats, why don't you look at that and get back to me.
You wanna go by stats? I can do that...Monroe was out for a lot of the season and still ran back two kicks for TDs..if you want to go by stats, put Monroe in the same amount of games as Arenas and it's a laugher. And Cody's got absolutely nothing on Suh...Suh's athleticism beat us, not his size...We've faced guys a HELL of a lot more athletic than Cody and not had a problem.

[Spursfan092120]

cROFL

and they barely beat Nebrasksuh.

Prepare to get cominated.

Mccoy is gonna cry Tebow style when Cody puts that belly on him and he's gonna be like chode bloaded I said.
And Bama barely beat Auburn and Tennessee...what's more impressive?

[ginobili's bald spot]

if yall thought texas' return coverage was bad, bama is 115th in the nation


that may be a nice argument for why TCU or cinny should play bama, but the game is scheduled, so everything you just wrote is complete bullshit. theyre facing each other in a football contest


When did I say they should be playing TCU or Cinci? Texas deserves to be in the game, I never said otherwise. I simply said they are going to lose.

[mookie2001]

ok so texas is going to lose because bama has a tougher schedule and texas barely beat nebraska

i hope the alabama coaching staff doesnt find that out, thats a golden game plan right there

[J.T.]

it would almost be funny if you said that with your real screen name

i would log in to my dirk4mvp troll but i forgot the password

[whottt]

My guess is that UTimVP is here because even he can't hang in the SpursReport er...Spurs forum these days. We are talking about a guy that used to re-watch every Spurs game after it was over, twice, and in slow motion. It's that bad. Though he weilds almost ultimate power, even he seeks nay needs, refuge, asylum, oasis, shelter,...I think it's a compliment.

That's my take on it. It's why I'm kind of in here.....I've watched exactly 1 UT game all year. Although I did meet Colt so that counts for like 5-6 games I figues.


Who's with me on starting a save SpursReport movement? C'mon v-crew...it's your time to lead now.

[ginobili's bald spot]

ok so texas is going to lose because bama has a tougher schedule and texas barely beat nebraska

i hope the alabama coaching staff doesnt find that out, thats a golden game plan right there

Who's talking about game plans? Quit being so sensitive and trying to twist my words and make what I'm saying seem outlandish. Alabama has proven themselves against tougher competition. That's a fact. They just beat the #1 team in the nation. The only time Texas played anyone remotely good this year they almost lost. Alabama is a whole lot better than Nebraska. It's not that complicated. If my prediction is so ridiculous we can place a wager on the game.

[mookie2001]

how did i twist your words?

the problem with your reasoning is you could have said the same thing before the season started, it has nothing to do with players, coaching or football, its BCS whos most deserving bullshit

texas could be playing arkansas or georgia and you would still say the same exact thing. do you think saban is telling his players- we're better than nebraska, take a vacation until january?

the schedules dont matter because theyre playing each other.

if you were to simply say alabama has a great defense, ingram is a badass and texas' offensive line looks weak. I would have no problem with that, but the only thing youve brought up is schedules and nebraska. that is weak

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I believe Saban held stuff back for Auburn and showed it in Florida.

I believe Davis did the same against Nebraska and will show it against Bama.

[leemajors]

I believe Saban held stuff back for Auburn and showed it in Florida.

I believe Davis did the same against Nebraska and will show it against Bama.

An assault of hitches and screens the likes of which Alabama has never seen.

[IronMexican]

An assault of hitches and screens the likes of which Alabama has never seen.

No, no, no. It's time for Texas to open up the playbook. They waited till Colt's final game of his final year after 4 years of starting to show yuo what they are about to show you next month. It was they're plan long, long, ago.

[mookie2001]

as a fellow american male i have to believe mr. davis is smarter than that. this is a guy who has made his living being so simple, repetitive and predictable that it has actually worked pretty damn well. he has one month

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Davis is an expert at turning his weaknesses into strengths back into weaknesses and back into strengths (beyond strength)

[mookie2001]

i bet mack just laughs his ass off sometimes watching film, its like davis is daring the opponent to use their intelligence

[timvp]

Alabama reminds me of how the Mavs were built to beat the Spurs. Okay, they beat the Spurs. But then there is the rest of the elite to worry about.

Seriously. I am not trolling. I'll give mookie my bookie's contact info so he can verify my bet on Texas.

[IronMexican]

timvp's waiting to bump his post in the TT/UT game last season.

[mookie2001]

what'd they give you blood, 5.5?

[symple19]

this thread is retarded

[timvp]

Texas is going to eat so many Alabaman shrimp they are going to definitely come down with iodine poisoning.

[mookie2001]

i dont give a fuck who they be, they aint never gonna win no game in LA see. got that last team brought their fucking ass down, tried to beat that #10 boy from Htown

[DMX7]

Alerbama just won their Super Bowl. Beating Florida was the pinnacle of their season. Emotionally, spiritually and revengedly it's all downhill from here.

:lol

[Bigzax]

bama will roll like they did when Forrest was the rb!

[Spursfan092120]

bama will roll like they did when Forrest was the rb!
Redskin fan and Tide fan? Hmm...how'd that happen?

[Ignignokt]

i dont give a fuck who they be, they aint never gonna win no game in LA see. got that last team brought their fucking ass down, tried to beat that #10 boy from Htown

ROfl true gangstas don't hate Tahoes.

[Dr Cox]

lol at people saying cody is as good as suh

[symple19]

bama will roll like they did when Forrest was the rb!

Bammers are coming out of the woodwork now

[Spursfan092120]

lol at people saying cody is as good as suh

[mookie2001]

if cody wasnt 400 lbs, nicknamed "mount" and had two blocked kicks to save their season, i doubt he would be as well known as he is. I would take him on texas any day but his the nickname and his block made the guy

[J.T.]

Texas is going to eat so many Alabaman shrimp they are going to definitely come down with iodine poisoning.

Don't quit your day job, vato.

Your basketball takes are infinitely better than your football takes.

[tlongII]

Bama is going to crush Texas. The word of the day for Texas is OVERRATED.

[mookie2001]

what should they be rated?

[Spursfan092120]

Bama is going to crush Texas. The word of the day for Texas is OVERRATED.
Oregon State

http://pics.livejournal.com/stepliana/pic/000q5a4t

[mookie2001]

texas should be #4!, because OU, tech, ok state, nebraska and aggy all stink.

[tlongII]

No team in the Big-12 should be in the top 25. They're like an NAIA conference or something.

[symple19]

No team in the Big-12 should be in the top 25. They're like an NAIA conference or something.

yikes

[Spursfan092120]

No team in the Big-12 should be in the top 25. They're like an NAIA conference or something.
Aww..tlong..we know you pimp the Pac-10 because the Beavers suck, you don't have to say thing to make yourself look this ignorant though...we know how you feel. We'll just smile and keep winning.

Pac-10 teams ranked at the top lose to lower Pac-10 teams because the Pac-10 is so balanced...

Big 12 teams ranked at the top lose to lower Big 12 teams because they suck...

Blah blah blah.

[timvp]

Don't quit your day job, vato.

Your basketball takes are infinitely better than your football takes.

lol white people

[timvp]

if cody wasnt 400 lbs, nicknamed "mount" and had two blocked kicks to save their season, i doubt he would be as well known as he is. I would take him on texas any day but his the nickname and his block made the guy

True. Here in South Texas we ain't scurred of no flab. We eat tacos teeming with lard for breakfast, something deep fried for lunch, drive thru for dinner and cookies, ice cream and something else fried for second dinner. A guy with a giant stomach isn't going to make us look twice. Cody might frighten those sand runners down in Florida but not us.

[mookie2001]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m16/regger13/Banquet-MuckandKindle.jpg

[timvp]

I wanna go to service
But I ain't been in so long, kinda make me feel nervous
Cause they be looking at me funny
Watching the plate when I tithe, put in my money
I don't wanna go back to that hell
Rather be dead than doing life in a jail cell
Die young? Oh well, I had a good life
They rapping about it but I'm out here paying the price

[J.T.]

The Heisman curse is upon Bama.

Smart people will bet their 2010 salary on the Horns right now.

[timvp]

Good luck bump.

We got dis.

[timvp]

Speheaking of Colt, this sets up perfectly. He has a smidgen of sissy in his makeup but having four months off until The Game will let him clear his webs of cob.

:lol @ timvp.

"Smidgen" should have "ton". And rest doesn't cure sissy. Silly, timvp.

:pctoss