Psycho Ex's: Stories

[Gatita]

I got this topic off of another Forum.
I found it hilarious.
It was also a bit f*cked up too.
Go ahead post your crazy stories regarding the dreaded ex.
I dare you!

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

GREAT Topic.

[MannyIsGod]

I had a girl that I dated a couple of times. Well, on the second time I took her out, my phone rang and it was a female friend of mine. Well, I spoke to her a bit and walked away form the table so because I couldn't hear anything. We were at a sports bar and Spurs game was on, so it was loud.

When I got back, she went CRAZY. "I know you have a girlfriend. Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend? Whats wrong with you?"

She scared the hell out of me. Last time I ever saw that girl.

Whats wrong with me, indeed.

[Gatita]

Come on Manny. You have to have a better one than that. NO stalking involved? Phone calls at 4am....everyday....for the past 3 years? :eyebrows

[MannyIsGod]

Really, thats about it. I have a feeling people here have better stories than I do.

[Jekka]

Come on Manny. You have to have a better one than that. NO stalking involved? Phone calls at 4am....everyday....for the past 3 years? :eyebrows

I have enough scary ex stories to make up for his lack of them. My track record makes him feel better I think ... let's just say Manny's the sanest person I've dated. He's probably expecting for me to respond, haha.

For instance, here is an actual conversation I had with a guy I went out with a few times a couple years ago - to set up the situation, I was really sick and asleep, and I answered the phone the third time in 5 min he had called:

Me: What.
Scary: Hey, did I wake you up?
Me: Yes, I'm sick.
Scary: Can I come over?
Me: No, I'm sick.
Scary: I won't make any noise.
Me: Um, no.
Scary: I'll stay in the other room.
Me: How about no.

Unfortunately I had loaned him my second season of Sex and the City a couple days prior - before he went psycho - so I never called him to get it back. I had to ask for it for Christmas from my parents this past year and said that I had loaned it to someone who scratched it.

I have another ex that asked for a lock of my hair (presumably for voodoo) and a sock (I don't want to know) - although that really wasn't that bad considering some of the other shit that went on with him.

[Kori Ellis]

timvp's ex-girlfriend called him crying on his answering machine to get back with her everyday for months and months. She even had her parents call him and try to get them back together.

[Gatita]

Jekka, stop teasing....get to the good stuff. ;)

Maybe the guy who wanted the sock had a foot fetish. Wanted to smell your feet, but didn't have the balls to ask. So, he asked for a sock instead. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Oh com'on, tell 'em about the meth lab! :lol

[SpursWoman]

Very few could beat my ex-husband in the psycho department....but I think the details are a little TMI.

:wow :nerd

[Jekka]

Oh com'on, tell 'em about the meth lab! :lol

Hey, he didn't have the meth lab while I was dating him, he was arrested for having one before we dated.

[gay abc]

there is this guy who calls himself mouse stalking me

enough said

:lol

[desflood]

I went out on a double date once with a friend and the guy she was dating. Well, her guy apparently had a thing for me. He said, "I love you" the day after we met. Every day for weeks after that he'd be outside my door when I woke up in the morning (it was in tech school, we lived in the dorms) and again when I went to sleep at night. Creepy bastard (shudder).

[Gatita]

Very few could beat my ex-husband in the psycho department....but I think the details are a little TMI.

:wow :nerd

Come on! Tell us a story. I'll tell one if you tell one. :angel

[Gatita]

timvp's ex-girlfriend called him crying on his answering machine to get back with her everyday for months and months. She even had her parents call him and try to get them back together.

Did you and her ever get into it?

[Kori Ellis]

Did you and her ever get into it?

No.

I actually have a lot of riveting stalker stories I could tell you, but they don't involve my ex's -- just my admirers. :lol So I can't tell you in this thread.

[CosmicCowboy]

I hooked up for awhile with a nurse I met through my sister. She was a bridesmaid in my sisters wedding and came to town for it...we were attracted to each other and I suspect we ended up having much better sex that weekend than the bride and groom...hehehe but that is another story...anyway...I made it clear from the start that I had NO interest in settling down and getting married...and really wasn't even interested in a monogamous relationship...we dated for several months usually just on weekends for dinner and great sex...didn't move in together or anything...but in the typical pattern of that time in my life it soon became very obvious that she wanted to get married...kept wanting to move into my house, etc...I finally broke it off...we didn't have a fight or anything...I just reminded her that I had no intention of settling down at that time and it was obvious to me that was what she wanted/needed...she kept swearing that wasn't what she wanted and kept calling me every day, calling my sister to call me, etc...my sister tried to convince me that she didn't want to get married and I kept telling her she did...anyway...she ended up marrying another guy at the JP's office TWO WEEKS after I broke up with her...she was still calling me up to the day before she married this other guy...:lol

[Gatita]

No.

I actually have a lot of riveting stalker stories I could tell you, but they don't involve my ex's -- just my admirers. :lol So I can't tell you in this thread.

Don't make me start a new thread to get it out of you! :lol

CosmicCowboy, were her eggs about to expire? She didn't waste anytime. :lol

[Shelly]

Since I've been with my husband since I was 19, I have no psycho-ex stories.

Unless he becomes my ex one day...

[CosmicCowboy]

CosmicCowboy, were her eggs about to expire? She didn't waste anytime.

:lol

naaa...she was in her mid twenties...but thats another reason I broke it off clean without any warning...I didn't want her thinking about cooking up a little CosmicCowboy in the oven to change my mind...:lol

I went through a few years there where one after another wanted to get married after getting the "not interested in settling down" rules...I finally said to hell with it and only messed around with married women for a couple of years...they understood the rules...:lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao that's fucked up man!

[Gatita]

:lol

cooking up a little CosmicCowboy in the oven to change my mind...:lol

the "not interested in settling down" rules...I

Don't want anyone poking holes in the condoms! Maybe those girls go crazy on you with wanting to get married because you gave them the rules. Women are weird that way. Probably turned them on even more, made them more determined. You were more of challenge to them that way.


Shelly, I just saw your big boobs... he would be a fool if he ever left you! :lol

[Guru of Nothing]

I didn't want her thinking about cooking up a little CosmicCowboy in the oven to change my mind

http://www.students.dsu.edu/thomasj/graphix/cowboy%20baby.jpg

[Shelly]

:lmao

However, you need to put a plant in Lil CC's hand...

[Gatita]

I don't think the size of that "thing" would drive anyone crazy!! :lmao

It is too early to tell, he'll grow!!

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao x a billion.

[Gatita]

I went out on a double date once with a friend and the guy she was dating. Well, her guy apparently had a thing for me. He said, "I love you" the day after we met. Every day for weeks after that he'd be outside my door when I woke up in the morning (it was in tech school, we lived in the dorms) and again when I went to sleep at night. Creepy bastard (shudder).

Did he actually have the guts to make a move on you? :huh
I bet your friend was freaking the hell out.
But, then again you might be that irresistable. :eyebrows

[Useruser666]

CC, you better be glad you didn't get shot by a husband. Or have the woman leave her man for you! :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I have 7 ex-brother in laws and could write crazy stories the rest of the afternoon about a few of those...

One situation I was involved with was with a real POS loser ex...he was starting to show signs of being physically abusive and my sister moved out and came to stay with me for awhile...he called up one night incredibly fucked up...from what we could tell it was an apparent suicide attempt using sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack and he was calling to tell her what a bitch she was for leaving him and he passed out while she was talking to him. I suggested we check on him in the morning to see if he had been able to do THAT right but she insisted we go over there and check on him...as I suspected he had even fucked up on that...he was dead to the world when we got there but still had a pulse...so the neighbor and I carried/drug that fat tub of lard out to my Grand Wagoneer and loaded him in the front seat and hauled him to the hospital...I was going down I37 doing seventy and suddenly this jerkoff sits straight up, looks around, and then opens the door and tries to throw himself out of the car...I am a big guy and reached over as he lunged and grabbed him by the back of the collar as he went out the door...I had the steering wheel in one hand and the back of his collar with the other as he was hanging out in space....I just held him there and looked back at my sister and said "can I PLEASE just drop this asshole?"...:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

CC, you better be glad you didn't get shot by a husband. Or have the woman leave her man for you! :lol

no shit!...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...:lol

[Gatita]

I would've told her "Opps! He slipped." :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

no shit!...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...:lol

Dude....

:lmao

[Gatita]

no shit!...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...:lol

You don't happen to have a smiley face tattooed on your ass by any chance?
Like this guy:
http://img257.echo.cx/img257/5703/ladiesman6np.jpg
If you do, I think we've seen your naked ass around these parts! :lol

[SpursWoman]

I'm going to have to back out of this thread...I left my wading boots at home. :rolleyes


:lol

[Gatita]

I'm going to have to back out of this thread...I left my wading boots at home. :rolleyes


:lol

What reeks? :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I am not kidding on that one SW...I smashed the shit out of a 4' tall privet bush...scratched the hell out of my legs and almost ripped my nuts off...it wasn't funny at the time...

[Gatita]

Did "they" sustain any permanent injuries?! :lmao

[3rdCoast]

Well, this one girl I dated for a couple of months started seeing her ex bf again, so I broke up with her.Well, I started hanging out with an old friend that I had always had a crush on since I was single now.Well, my ex gf who I just broke up with started to call my mom and tell her that I was having "wild sex with tramps" and thats why I dumped her. My mom just laughed and I just laughed too. I havent spoken to her since.

[CosmicCowboy]

Did "they" sustain any permanent injuries?! :lmao

:lmao

fortunately no, but I did keep them safe and covered up for a few days while I laid low...LOL

[Gatita]

ex gf who I just broke up with started to call my mom and tell her that I was having "wild sex with tramps".

What part was she lying about, having wild sex or the tramps? :lol

[Useruser666]

no shit!...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...:lol

I haven't seen to many two story trailers. :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I haven't seen to many two story trailers. :lol

:lmao

there was a tornado and they had to move into an apartment till the insurance settled...

seriously...the neighborhood I bought my house in was better than Wisteria Lane...I kind of accidentally hooked up with one and before I knew what was happening she was referring her friends to me and they were referring their friends...a couple of times I actually had women I didn't even know show up ringing the doorbell and tell me that so and so said she should come see me...I was like..."daaaamn...so THAT'S why people want to live in Houston..."...:lol

[pseudofan]

So Houston is the place to be if you want to WHORE AROUND???? What a surprise.....

[CosmicCowboy]

So Houston is the place to be if you want to WHORE AROUND???? What a surprise.....

I guess so Pseudo...if you want to call it that...I just think in the pre-aids environment before sex could kill you, casual recreational sex may have been a little more common and more accepted. Just my opinion. either way I am getting out of this thread since it seems to have wandered off topic and become offensive or unbelievable to some.

[Gatita]

I am getting out of this thread since it seems to have wandered off topic and become offensive or unbelievable to some.

It wasn't started for those reasons....come on back! Your hilarious! :lmao

[N.Y. Johnny]

Fuck my Ex, if I ever see her in town again and she lives in this town :pctoss
I'll fucking gouge her eyes out and stab her in the back of the head with an ice pick, plus i'll key her new Land Rover she got me for :pissed

[iminlakerland]

^^^ ill make sure to steer clear from you

[CosmicCowboy]

It wasn't started for those reasons....come on back! Your hilarious! :lmao

Thanks darlin!...but some obviously don't share our sense of humor...

and SW think's I make this stuff up... :depressed

[Shelly]

What I really want to know is this:

While all this romping was happening, did you keep your cowboy boots on?

[CosmicCowboy]

What I really want to know is this:

While all this romping was happening, did you keep your cowboy boots on?

:lmao

naaa...I was traveling light...baggie shorts commando style and sandals...
:smokin

[SpursWoman]

and SW think's I make this stuff up... :depressed

I was teasing. :)

[CosmicCowboy]

I was teasing. :)

:makeout

sorry User...I lost control for a minute...:lol

[pseudofan]

Don't mind me CC,

Those of us that are ugly are just jealous that we don't get that kind of action....... :oops

[CosmicCowboy]

Don't mind me CC,

Those of us that are ugly are just jealous that we don't get that kind of action....... :oops

:lol

I've seen a REAL picture of you...I doubt you had those kinds of problems before you married your little boat anchor...:lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

I've seen a REAL picture of you...I doubt you had those kinds of problems before you married your little boat anchor...:lol
damn. :lol

[bigzak25]

burrrrn.

[Useruser666]

So you're saying she's not short on looks?

[gophergeorge]

I got sued by an ex for NOT marrying her.... I broke off the engagement when I realized that she somewhat crazy.....

The court room scene was classic.... She lied to the judge that she lost all this money on deposits for various things for a wedding... You should have seen her face when I presented the judge copies of the refund checks....

Needless to say, but I will say it anyway... I "won" the case....

[Gatita]

Thanks darlin!...

Darlin'? Why ain't that a sweet thang to say shoogah!! :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Taco]

I got sued by an ex for NOT marrying her.... I broke off the engagement when I realized that she somewhat crazy.....

The court room scene was classic.... She lied to the judge that she lost all this money on deposits for various things for a wedding... You should have seen her face when I presented the judge copies of the refund checks....

Needless to say, but I will say it anyway... I "won" the case....

Didn't I see you on "The Peoples Court" :lol

[Gatita]

I got sued by an ex for NOT marrying her.... I broke off the engagement when I realized that she somewhat crazy.....

The court room scene was classic.... She lied to the judge that she lost all this money on deposits for various things for a wedding... You should have seen her face when I presented the judge copies of the refund checks....

Needless to say, but I will say it anyway... I "won" the case....

She had alot of balls (no pun intended) to take you to court. The truth always comes out. Especially something like a cancelled check.