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GREAT Topic.
I got this topic off of another Forum.
I found it hilarious.
It was also a bit f*cked up too.
Go ahead post your crazy stories regarding the dreaded ex.
I dare you!
GREAT Topic.
I had a girl that I dated a couple of times. Well, on the second time I took her out, my phone rang and it was a female friend of mine. Well, I spoke to her a bit and walked away form the table so because I couldn't hear anything. We were at a sports bar and Spurs game was on, so it was loud.
When I got back, she went CRAZY. "I know you have a girlfriend. Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend? Whats wrong with you?"
She scared the out of me. Last time I ever saw that girl.
Whats wrong with me, indeed.
Come on Manny. You have to have a better one than that. NO stalking involved? Phone calls at 4am....everyday....for the past 3 years?
Really, thats about it. I have a feeling people here have better stories than I do.
I have enough scary ex stories to make up for his lack of them. My track record makes him feel better I think ... let's just say Manny's the sanest person I've dated. He's probably expecting for me to respond, haha.Come on Manny. You have to have a better one than that. NO stalking involved? Phone calls at 4am....everyday....for the past 3 years?
For instance, here is an actual conversation I had with a guy I went out with a few times a couple years ago - to set up the situation, I was really sick and asleep, and I answered the phone the third time in 5 min he had called:
Me: What.
Scary: Hey, did I wake you up?
Me: Yes, I'm sick.
Scary: Can I come over?
Me: No, I'm sick.
Scary: I won't make any noise.
Me: Um, no.
Scary: I'll stay in the other room.
Me: How about no.
Unfortunately I had loaned him my second season of Sex and the City a couple days prior - before he went psycho - so I never called him to get it back. I had to ask for it for Christmas from my parents this past year and said that I had loaned it to someone who scratched it.
I have another ex that asked for a lock of my hair (presumably for voodoo) and a sock (I don't want to know) - although that really wasn't that bad considering some of the other that went on with him.
timvp's ex-girlfriend called him crying on his answering machine to get back with her everyday for months and months. She even had her parents call him and try to get them back together.
Jekka, stop teasing....get to the good stuff.
Maybe the guy who wanted the sock had a foot fetish. Wanted to smell your feet, but didn't have the balls to ask. So, he asked for a sock instead.
Oh com'on, tell 'em about the meth lab!
Very few could beat my ex-husband in the psycho department....but I think the details are a little TMI.
Hey, he didn't have the meth lab while I was dating him, he was arrested for having one before we dated.Oh com'on, tell 'em about the meth lab!
there is this guy who calls himself mouse stalking me
enough said
I went out on a double date once with a friend and the guy she was dating. Well, her guy apparently had a thing for me. He said, "I love you" the day after we met. Every day for weeks after that he'd be outside my door when I woke up in the morning (it was in tech school, we lived in the dorms) and again when I went to sleep at night. Creepy bas (shudder).
Come on! Tell us a story. I'll tell one if you tell one.Very few could beat my ex-husband in the psycho department....but I think the details are a little TMI.
Did you and her ever get into it?
No.
I actually have a lot of riveting stalker stories I could tell you, but they don't involve my ex's -- just my admirers.
I hooked up for awhile with a nurse I met through my sister. She was a bridesmaid in my sisters wedding and came to town for it...we were attracted to each other and I suspect we ended up having much better sex that weekend than the bride and groom...hehehe but that is another story...anyway...I made it clear from the start that I had NO interest in settling down and getting married...and really wasn't even interested in a monogamous relationship...we dated for several months usually just on weekends for dinner and great sex...didn't move in together or anything...but in the typical pattern of that time in my life it soon became very obvious that she wanted to get married...kept wanting to move into my house, etc...I finally broke it off...we didn't have a fight or anything...I just reminded her that I had no intention of settling down at that time and it was obvious to me that was what she wanted/needed...she kept swearing that wasn't what she wanted and kept calling me every day, calling my sister to call me, etc...my sister tried to convince me that she didn't want to get married and I kept telling her she did...anyway...she ended up marrying another guy at the JP's office TWO WEEKS after I broke up with her...she was still calling me up to the day before she married this other guy...
Don't make me start a new thread to get it out of you!No.
I actually have a lot of riveting stalker stories I could tell you, but they don't involve my ex's -- just my admirers.
CosmicCowboy, were her eggs about to expire? She didn't waste anytime.
Since I've been with my husband since I was 19, I have no psycho-ex stories.
Unless he becomes my ex one day...
CosmicCowboy, were her eggs about to expire? She didn't waste anytime.
naaa...she was in her mid twenties...but thats another reason I broke it off clean without any warning...I didn't want her thinking about cooking up a little CosmicCowboy in the oven to change my mind...
I went through a few years there where one after another wanted to get married after getting the "not interested in settling down" rules...I finally said to with it and only messed around with married women for a couple of years...they understood the rules...
that's ed up man!
Don't want anyone poking holes in the condoms! Maybe those girls go crazy on you with wanting to get married because you gave them the rules. Women are weird that way. Probably turned them on even more, made them more determined. You were more of challenge to them that way.
cooking up a little CosmicCowboy in the oven to change my mind...
the "not interested in settling down" rules...I
S y, I just saw your big boobs... he would be a fool if he ever left you!
However, you need to put a plant in Lil CC's hand...
I don't think the size of that "thing" would drive anyone crazy!!
It is too early to tell, he'll grow!!
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