I resigned from my job at the mall

[symple19]

Idk what the funniest part of this thread is:

1) Ploto owning the hell out of Angel_Luv
2) All the posts that show how ridiculous it is to think god talks to you
3) Whottt bragging about the high SAT score someone else got
4) A bunch of people sucking up to Angel_Luv cause they think she's hot
5) God telling someone to drop out of school

DoK, I vote all of the above :toast

[Leetonidas]

lol talking to "god."

I'm too lazy to read all of this, but damn, looks like ploto straight up pimp smacked angel_luv.

[angel_luv]

Since someone bumped this, I will add this list I recently made.


Things I learned as a Simon Mall Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:


I Learned:

1)How to be an “Always-On-My- Toes” professional.
2)How to answer the same question multiple ways while still getting the necessary information across to the person inquiring.
3)How to multi-task and still complete every task in an excellent manner.
4)More than I ever expected to know about gift cards.
5)To take charge.
6)How to function effectively as a vital part of a vital team.
7)How to foster excellent business relationships with important corporate customers.
8)How to keep excellent and orderly records. (Thank you, Pamela!)
9)That I can great excel when it comes to sales.
(I am undefeated in Rolling Oaks Mall sales’ contests- what, what!)
10)That companies of value (like this one) appreciate my loyalty to them.



Things I Will Miss About Being an Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:

1)All the staff who befriended me- my co-workers, people in the main office, security officers, and members of the housekeeping team.
2)The mall employee discount I received at the Cookie Company.
3)My paycheck.
4)Getting my annual raise.
5)My regular customers.
6)Kaylyn’s elaborating as to what caused her to run late.
7)Kaylyn calling to say she was going to be late and then arriving early.


Things I Will NOT Miss About Being an Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:

1)The people who ask me: “Does the elevator go upstairs?”
2)Being restricted from entering cool mall- sponsored contests because I work here.

[whottt]

Idk what the funniest part of this thread is:

1) Ploto owning the hell out of Angel_Luv
2) All the posts that show how ridiculous it is to think god talks to you
3) Whottt bragging about the high SAT score someone else got
4) A bunch of people sucking up to Angel_Luv cause they think she's hot
5) God telling someone to drop out of school

No, the best part of this thread is Bo saying God told him to work at quicklube, a few months later he is a fleet manager, and you guys are acting like he is an idiot who got owned.

Irony.

[Imposter]

You're right. We should all aspire to be quicklube supervisors someday. Only a selected few can receive such an honor. Would there be the same irony if god told him to quit school to work that the corner store and he eventually turned into a shift supervisor there, whottt?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

No, the best part of this thread is Bo saying God told him to work at quicklube, a few months later he is a fleet manager, and you guys are acting like he is an idiot who got owned.

Irony.


You're right, being the manager at a jiffy lube is like my dream job once I'm done with school. Hopefully god can set it up for me.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Idk what the funniest part of this thread is:

1) Ploto owning the hell out of Angel_Luv
2) All the posts that show how ridiculous it is to think god talks to you
3) Whottt bragging about the high SAT score someone else got
4) A bunch of people sucking up to Angel_Luv cause they think she's hot
5) God telling someone to drop out of school
6) Whottt talking about being dropping out of school to be the manager at jiffy lube like it's a smart thing to do


fixed

[whottt]

You're right. We should all aspire to be quicklube supervisors someday.

Oh you're better than that, I see.




Only a selected few can receive such an honor.

I don't think honor was his motivation.




Would there be the same irony of god told him to quit school to work that the corner store and he eventually turned into a shift supervisor there, whottt?

I guess you're right...he doesn't own the company already so obviously he's an idiot.

Haha...he could still be in school where he is guaranteed a high 5 figure income for life.

In any case, I have a friend in Dallas who is the manager of a Discount Tire...he's 25 years old and he makes 50k a year.

Look down your nose at that.

[Blake]

Cuz you don't need it any more. so your heavenly reward is to be a robot. Altogether chillins: 'yay' amen

[TwAnKiEs]

lol @ this thread going from " I quit my job at the mall" to another holy war......

























God Bless :toast

[JoeChalupa]

Lettuce pray

[mogrovejo]

I'm not suggesting a rejection of free will here on earth at all. My question is regarding the apparent paradox in God's motives for creation.

Again, if God in his omniscience can see the future, then by that rule he would know who is and who isn't going to hell.

Why would a loving God create something knowing he loves, knowing full well that it will end up burning/tortured for eternity?

What are God's motives for creation?

God's knowledge of the future is conditional. When you're saying "God can see the future" you're seeing God as a magnified creature, anthropomorphizing him. There is no predetermination by the Divine of what a human - say you, or me - will choose and how will he freely act, so no one is predestined to be saved or to burn for eternity.

There are divergent theories on how to reconcile omniscience with free will (see Molinism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molinism), for example), but in the end, the essence of the Divine Knowledge is a mysterion - something that surpasses the power of natural reason, that resides above the finite mind and whose essence can only be expressed in imperfect and analogical terms (eg the Trinity).

[I am Tom]

What I don't get if God knows the future,and has supreme powers, and is a loving God, why did he allow 3,017 deaths on 9/11?

[exstatic]

since someone bumped this, i will add this list i recently made.


Things i learned as a simon mall employee at rolling oaks mall:


i learned:

1)how to be an “always-on-my- toes” professional.
2)how to answer the same question multiple ways while still getting the necessary information across to the person inquiring.
3)how to multi-task and still complete every task in an excellent manner.
4)more than i ever expected to know about gift cards.
5)to take charge.
6)how to function effectively as a vital part of a vital team.
7)how to foster excellent business relationships with important corporate customers.
8)how to keep excellent and orderly records. (thank you, pamela!)
9)that i can great excel when it comes to sales.
(i am undefeated in rolling oaks mall sales’ contests- what, what!)
10)that companies of value (like this one) appreciate my loyalty to them.



things i will miss about being an employee at rolling oaks mall:

1)all the staff who befriended me- my co-workers, people in the main office, security officers, and members of the housekeeping team.
2)the mall employee discount i received at the cookie company.
3)my paycheck.
4)getting my annual raise.
5)my regular customers.
6)kaylyn’s elaborating as to what caused her to run late.
7)kaylyn calling to say she was going to be late and then arriving early.


things i will not miss about being an employee at rolling oaks mall:

1)the people who ask me: “does the elevator go upstairs?”
2)being restricted from entering cool mall- sponsored contests because i work here.
3)kids who pay with one dollar bills.

fify

[J.T.]

fify

cROFL

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What I don't get if God knows the future,and has supreme powers, and is a loving God, why did he allow 3,017 deaths on 9/11?


Better yet why did he even allow Hitler to be born, let alone give him the power to kill 6 million Jews. God isn't a very nice guy.

[spursfan09]

There is so much evil, that there has to be so much good.

Devil vs God.

Sometimes bad things happen. Sometimes good things happen.

[BadOdor]

Since someone bumped this, I will add this list I recently made.


Things I learned as a Simon Mall Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:


I Learned:

1)How to be an “Always-On-My- Toes” professional.
2)How to answer the same question multiple ways while still getting the necessary information across to the person inquiring.
3)How to multi-task and still complete every task in an excellent manner.
4)More than I ever expected to know about gift cards.
5)To take charge.
6)How to function effectively as a vital part of a vital team.
7)How to foster excellent business relationships with important corporate customers.
8)How to keep excellent and orderly records. (Thank you, Pamela!)
9)That I can great excel when it comes to sales.
(I am undefeated in Rolling Oaks Mall sales’ contests- what, what!)
10)That companies of value (like this one) appreciate my loyalty to them.



Things I Will Miss About Being an Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:

1)All the staff who befriended me- my co-workers, people in the main office, security officers, and members of the housekeeping team.
2)The mall employee discount I received at the Cookie Company.
3)My paycheck.
4)Getting my annual raise.
5)My regular customers.
6)Kaylyn’s elaborating as to what caused her to run late.
7)Kaylyn calling to say she was going to be late and then arriving early.


Things I Will NOT Miss About Being an Employee at Rolling Oaks Mall:

1)The people who ask me: “Does the elevator go upstairs?”
2)Being restricted from entering cool mall- sponsored contests because I work here.

Well shit sons, why did I bother wasting 4 years of my life at a top college when I could have learned all of these valuable life lessons working at the mall??!! fuck!

[z0sa]

Well shit sons, why did I bother wasting 4 years of my life at a top college when I could have learned all of these valuable life lessons working at the mall??!! fuck!

God doesn't talk to you though

[exstatic]

There is so much evil, that there has to be so much good.

Devil vs God.

Sometimes bad things happen. Sometimes good things happen.

Sounds like a series of coin flips to me.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Sounds like a series of coin flips to me.


Or just sounds like a world where random shit happens and there's no greater power dictating what happens. I wonder if Angel_Luv actually believes Pat Robertson's theory that Haiti made a deal with the devil.

[balli]

lol @ this thread going from " I quit my job at the mall" to another holy war.....
Routine exposure to blasphemous, pseudo-Christian zealotry will do that.

[angel_luv]

fify

:lol Thank you, kind sir. :toast

[RandomGuy]

Or just sounds like a world where random shit happens and there's no greater power dictating what happens.

There is a random chance, however slim that you can start to cross the street, be instantly teleported to Mars, and then be teleported back after a few seconds to the other side of the street.

That possibility exists, however small. Although to actually see it happen would probably require a length of time longer than the universe has been in existance many times over.

Randomness is all around us, and the more one reads up on current thinking about the universe's structure in quantum physics, the stranger and more random it gets.

[mouse]

Although to actually see it happen would probably require a length of time longer than the universe has been in existance many times over.


And I suppose you know how long the universe has been around from a text book you read?

[Blake]

What are God's motives for creation?

right, what are God's motives for creation?


God's knowledge of the future is conditional.

says who? you?


When you're saying "God can see the future" you're seeing God as a magnified creature, anthropomorphizing him. There is no predetermination by the Divine of what a human - say you, or me - will choose and how will he freely act, so no one is predestined to be saved or to burn for eternity.

I'm talking about the God of the Bible who can clearly see the future actions and destinations of people according to text.

I have no idea what God you are talking about.

This pseudo intellectual crap is doing you no favors.



There are divergent theories on how to reconcile omniscience with free will (see Molinism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molinism), for example), but in the end, the essence of the Divine Knowledge is a mysterion - something that surpasses the power of natural reason, that resides above the finite mind and whose essence can only be expressed in imperfect and analogical terms (eg the Trinity).

so basically we as humans can't comprehend the idea, so in the end, just rack up the paradox as something we will find out about when we die.

altogether chillins: yippee

[Blake]

And I suppose you know how long the universe has been around from a text book you read?

I suppose you don't.

[mouse]

I suppose you don't.


I like to believe what I can see, touch, and smell I don't let books dictate when I got here, and how i got here, or why I am here. if your so into books then why don't you believe in the bible? You can't have it both ways, if your going to support books and quote them then don't cherry pick which books are worth quoting and which books are real, you need to get off the fence already and support them all. Don't do things half ass.

So I ask again,... you know how old the universe is, from a book?

[Blake]

I like to believe what I can see, touch, and smell I don't let books dictate when I got here, and how i got here, or why I am here. if your so into books then why don't you believe in the bible? You can't have it both ways, if your going to support books and quote them then don't cherry pick which books are worth quoting and which books are real, you need to get off the fence already and support them all. Don't do things half ass.

huh? that's pretty retardulous, even for you.


So I ask again,... you know how old the universe is, from a book?

yes, a science book.

[mouse]

huh? that's pretty retardulous, even for you.

Translation: I have no good come backs.




yes, a science book.

Science books like these that have been exposed for lying to the public?

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~allch001/papers/lies.pdf


If you only knew how bad you make yourself look by not having any independent thought process of your own, your just another clone paying taxes living in a dream like state of mind, you are a proud American that believes anything the Government puts on paper. A guy like you must worship this book. It's your version of the Bible.

http://www.wilsoncenter.org/dialogue/images/9-11%20Commission.bmp

[Blake]

Translation: I have no good come backs.


translation: your post is so stupid, it's almost a waste of energy to type "not all books are the same"



Science books like these that have been exposed for lying to the public?

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~allch001/papers/lies.pdf


If you only knew how bad you make yourself look by not having any independent thought process of your own, your just another clone paying taxes living in a dream like state of mind, you are a proud American that believes anything the Government puts on paper. A guy like you must worship this book. It's your version of the Bible.

http://www.wilsoncenter.org/dialogue/images/9-11%20Commission.bmp


if you only knew how little I cared about how I look and how i'd rather find the truth.

I wonder if you know how bad you look when you put down official versions of research and would rather rely on horribly put together youtube clips.

...but based on the number of times you throw out lame youtube clips, I'm guessing you don't care much about how you look either.

[mouse]

I just remembered why I don't debate with you, your more into insults rather than posting something of value.

[angel_luv]

UPDATE:

My supervisor asked me to stay with the company an additional week and train the person they hired to replace me.
I agreed and so my new (and final!) last day here is April 1st.

[Blake]

I just remembered why I don't debate with you, your more into insults rather than posting something of value.

you are more into posting awful youtube clips of fake moon landings and 9/11 conspiracy nutbars than posting things of value.

I have found there is a certain level of entertainment in watching your youtube clips get easily debunked and then watch as you get in a huff and counter with an overload of more crappy youtube clips. :lol

and then you mix it up by using 3-4 different troll names to try to make it look like someone is agreeing with you.

It's great. :tu

[Blake]

UPDATE:

My supervisor asked me to stay with the company an additional week and train the person they hired to replace me.
I agreed and so my new (and final!) last day here is April 1st.

did you negotiate a raise for having to train someone?

[angel_luv]

did you negotiate a raise for having to train someone?

No. This supervisor has always been kind to me and I am willing to help her out, since I am able to.

Obviously if I had made travel plans or had some other previous committment, I would have had to turn her down.

[gatoloco]

sounds like one more week of subpar meatloaf.

[ALVAREZ6]

I like to believe what I can see, touch, and smell I don't let books dictate when I got here, and how i got here, or why I am here. if your so into books then why don't you believe in the bible? You can't have it both ways, if your going to support books and quote them then don't cherry pick which books are worth quoting and which books are real, you need to get off the fence already and support them all. Don't do things half ass.

So I ask again,... you know how old the universe is, from a book?

This post would probably make my top 3 dumbest things I've ever read list, if I had one.

Applying the same logic in other subjects:
if you enjoy wearing shoes, then you should wear every single type of footwear in the world...flip flops, high heels, construction boots, sneakers, slippers, space boots..

if you enjoy watching movies, you should watch movies from every single genre, including every genre of porn as well, even if your mom AND sister are in it...

if you enjoy eating food, you should then also eat every single type of food, even if you are allergic to a certain type, or if it's against your religion to eat such food, etc

if you enjoy playing sports, you should stop half assing it and play every single sport...

if you support the Spurs, then you should support every other NBA team as well...



Some of that may seem like a stretch, but they are not, by any means...all of that should apply according to what you said. So using some more transitive properties, if you truly meant what you said and weren't high on any type of drug, then you accordingly are a dumbass.

[J.T.]

ploto dropped some major loads in this thread

but dok had the game winner when he said everyone on spurstalk woulda taken a giant shit on angel_luv for this "god told me to get fire instead of mild at taco bell" crap if she was a guy

[mouse]

This post would probably make my top 3 dumbest things I've ever read list, if I had one.

The real reason you don't make a list is your postings would be in the top 2.



Applying the same logic in other subjects:

Translation: I'm using your scenario since I can't come up with my own.


if you enjoy wearing shoes, then you should wear every single type of footwear in the world...flip flops, high heels, construction boots, sneakers, slippers, space boots..


It's still better than being barefoot.


if you enjoy watching movies, you should watch movies from every single genre, including every genre of porn as well, even if your mom AND sister are in it.

Watching a Nazi documentary where they kill Jews might not be entertaining but you can still learn from it. why pass up an opportunity to educate yourself?

never mind don't answer that.



if you enjoy eating food, you should then also eat every single type of food, even if you are allergic to a certain type, or if it's against your religion to eat such food, etc


Or you can be ignorant and starve to death. Your choice brah!



if you enjoy playing sports, you should stop half assing it and play every single sport...

Sincerely Bo Jackson :tu


if you support the Spurs, then you should support every other NBA team as well...

That's called sportsmanship something you don't possess, and besides without other teams you have no NBA and the Spurs don't have a job don't you want the NBA to succeed, and by doing so your supporting your Spurs?

I supposed after 10 years of tossing Tim Duncan's salad your going to hate him because he puts on a Mavericks jersey?

I take that back after reading your postings your some what a shallow type person you would abandoned Tim Duncan like you did Avery Johnson.




Some of that may seem like a stretch, but they are not, by any means..

That is for others to decide.



.all of that should apply according to what you said. So using some more transitive properties, if you truly meant what you said and weren't high on any type of drug, then you accordingly are a dumbass.


Then according to you if your going to take what I said literally then by you replying to me makes you a dumbass also?

[ALVAREZ6]

You are a dumb ass. Not worth my time to respond to all of that nonsense. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic ass life mouse.

[I am Tom]

You are a dumb ass. Not worth my time to respond

Irony? :lmao

[mouse]

You are a dumb ass. Not worth my time to respond to all of that nonsense. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic ass life mouse.

Translation: Let me bail while I still have 2% of my ass intact.


Not worth my time to respond

So you respond to tell me?



Enjoy the rest of your pathetic ass life mouse.

Waxing your ass 24/7 makes life that much more enjoyable
thank you! :tu

[RandomGuy]

And I suppose you know how long the universe has been around from a text book you read?

Text book?

No. My degree path did not include any courses on cosmology or astronomy, although I do read up on current events in both disciplines in periodicals though.

Current age of the universe is posited to be about 13bn years.


The estimated age of the universe is 13.75 ± 0.17 billion years,[1] the time since the Big Bang. The uncertainty range has been obtained by the agreement of a number of scientific research projects. These projects included background radiation measurements and more ways to measure the expansion of the universe. Background radiation measurements give the cooling time of the universe since the Big Bang. Expansion of the universe measurements give accurate data to calculate the age of the universe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe

That seems to be the general consensus, based on our observations of the known universe.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mouse dissecting alvarez is greatness

[Agloco]

Mouse is a creationist also?

Ever gone to the shrine? http://creationmuseum.org/about/

I have, just as these gentlemen have.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-dxg8gReUqE/SoF-xjgHCgI/AAAAAAAAAVM/zqT3xjArkQk/s400/Creation+Museum+041.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2555459331_7638923f73.jpg

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

Translation: I have no good come backs.





Science books like these that have been exposed for lying to the public?

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~allch001/papers/lies.pdf (http://www.tc.umn.edu/%7Eallch001/papers/lies.pdf)


If you only knew how bad you make yourself look by not having any independent thought process of your own, your just another clone paying taxes living in a dream like state of mind, you are a proud American that believes anything the Government puts on paper. A guy like you must worship this book. It's your version of the Bible.

http://www.wilsoncenter.org/dialogue/images/9-11%20Commission.bmp

I am not going to read this thread, but . . . lol @ Mouse calling this a "science book".

[Nick Manning]

This should be in the classics section. "God told Bo to quit school and work at Express Lube" :lmao

Funt's response was gold.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

God is a piece of shit tbh to tell someone to do that

[GoodOdor]

I really hope angel luv not posting anymore means she is locked in an asylum somewhere(where she belongs).

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao I forgot this was also the thread where Whottt told me how good homeschooling was...it worked out so well for him tbh.

[GoodOdor]

:lmao I forgot this was also the thread where Whottt told me how good homeschooling was...it worked out so well for him tbh.

lol whottt

lol dead

lol don't ban me

[thispego]

lol everyone dies, can't wait to scoff your death odor, tbh

[GoodOdor]

lol everyone dies, can't wait to scoff your death odor, tbh

I guess when you're making minimum wage at 27, you gotta enjoy whatever you can:toast

[thispego]

I guess when you're making minimum wage at 27, you gotta enjoy whatever you can:toast

yep, and when I'm making 100k at 28 or 29 I can look back and say all my hard work was worth it :toast

[GoodOdor]

yep, and when I'm making 100k at 28 or 29 I can look back and say all my hard work was worth it :toast

I hope you make it bro, got nothing against people willing to put in the time at the bottom:toast

[thispego]

I hope you make it bro, got nothing against people willing to put in the time at the bottom:toast

aint no hoping, it's as good as done unless of course I die between now and then

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What do you do for a living Pego (not trying to hate just curious where this minimum shtick originated from)

[Bukefal]

lullzz

yeah pedo tell us what kind of genius job you have :lol

[thispego]

What do you do for a living Pego (not trying to hate just curious where this minimum shtick originated from)

it's from the 'job problem' thread

I'm in psychology

[GoodOdor]

aint no hoping, it's as good as done unless of course I die between now and then

Watch out for them driving tickets:toast

[thispego]

Watch out for them driving tickets:toast

true dat! but even that won't be able to hold me back when I own my own practice

[thispego]

lullzz

yeah pedo tell us what kind of genius job you have :lol

lol buttfuckall

:lmao