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GhostofAlfrederickHughes
05-03-2005, 12:59 PM
We'll be right here, cowboy:

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/sports_columnists/article/0,1299,DRMN_83_3719591,00.html

"Center. As in Pepsi. Maybe it should be called Pepsi Alley. Pepsi Gulch. Something dangerous. Because it will be basketball's version of nails on a blackboard. Amplified. The Nuggets have lost one game under George Karl at the Pepsi Center. That won't happen again. "

:elephant

FromWayDowntown
05-03-2005, 01:03 PM
He was right: he Nuggets wouldn't lose one game at Pepsi Whatever; they would lose 2.

He's also right inasmuch as the Nuggets will likely never have another run like that one while they're in Pepsi Center, with its Pepsi-colored seats and cursing denizens!!

SpursWoman
05-03-2005, 01:06 PM
We'll be right here, cowboy:

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/sports_columnists/article/0,1299,DRMN_83_3719591,00.html

"Center. As in Pepsi. Maybe it should be called Pepsi Alley. Pepsi Gulch. Something dangerous. Because it will be basketball's version of nails on a blackboard. Amplified. The Nuggets have lost one game under George Karl at the Pepsi Center. That won't happen again. "

:elephant


I'd hold my breath, but I'd just pass out. :fro

Das Texan
05-03-2005, 01:49 PM
using this criteria as this idiot in denver, alfrederick hughes was a superstar.

Solid D
05-03-2005, 02:30 PM
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/images/columnists/lincicome.jpg http://members.tripod.com/~llwyd/impression/tutrevor.jpg

Sans mustache, Bernie actually is the inspiration for "Trevor" on the Tracey Ullman Show.

exstatic
05-03-2005, 02:32 PM
Time for him to eat shit....and die. What a loser column to write after game 4.

exstatic
05-03-2005, 02:33 PM
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/images/columnists/lincicome.jpg http://members.tripod.com/~llwyd/impression/tutrevor.jpg

Adding a mustache, Bernie actually becomes the inspiration for "Trevor" on the Tracey Ullman Show.

:lmao

Mr. Body
05-03-2005, 02:38 PM
Yet another uptight, hateful suburban Coloradoan.

DDS4
05-03-2005, 02:41 PM
Myopic homer. And he has a beef with Manu because he didn't sign with the Thuggets last summer.

Solid D
05-03-2005, 02:45 PM
http://www.tracytakeson.com/images/characters/9_trevor.jpg
Trevor

Phenomanul
05-03-2005, 02:56 PM
Time for him to eat shit....and die. What a loser column to write after game 4.


The date at the top suggests he wrote it before Game 1.

duncan2k5
05-03-2005, 02:57 PM
Time for him to eat shit....and die. What a loser column to write after game 4. :lol :lol

Extra Stout
05-03-2005, 02:58 PM
I've read a lot of opponents' home newspaper articles in a variety of playoff series over the years, and I would have to say that Kiszla and Lincicome are tied for most inarticulate and ignorant among columnists covering the NBA.

Kori Ellis
05-03-2005, 03:13 PM
His take in today's paper regarding Bowen may be worse than his take on Ginobili. :wtf is wrong with this guy.


And to accuse Spurs cipher Bruce Bowen of even underhanded competence elevates Bowen from nobody to curiosity. Heretofore Bowen has contradicted both halves of the term "journeyman" in a career that has gained less attention than lunch.

So, to suggest that Bowen stopped the local darling, Carmelo Anthony, by grabbing and groping and generally getting away with bedlam to Melo's body, is to raise Bowen to the same status as Anthony, rather like linking Booth with Lincoln.

CosmicCowboy
05-03-2005, 03:17 PM
I still say the guy must cover hockey normally and because of the strike is just doing stupid basketball takes between emptying trash cans, mopping the floor, and sharpening pencils.

samikeyp
05-03-2005, 03:18 PM
let's see....he put "darling", "grabbing" and "groping" in the same sentence with Carmelo Anthony. Yep....he's a pole smoker. :smokin

Spurs košarka kultura
05-03-2005, 03:20 PM
^ :lol

red kryptonite
05-03-2005, 03:21 PM
he might be overusing his thesaraus to the point where he doesn't even know what he's saying. cipher, heretofore, bedlam? in a basketball article?

he's trying to sound intricate or elequent in this selection, but all i can tell is he's trying to put down bruce bowen - bill shakespear he aint

exstatic
05-03-2005, 03:22 PM
I've read a lot of opponents' home newspaper articles in a variety of playoff series over the years, and I would have to say that Kiszla and Lincicome are tied for most inarticulate and ignorant among columnists covering the NBA.

I dunno. Fran Blinebury from the Houston Chronic is pretty awful and homer-fied.

GrandeDavid
05-03-2005, 03:23 PM
All of you people need to email this idiot and his editor. What a crow eating hack! Its actually pretty funny "writing".

samikeyp
05-03-2005, 03:24 PM
Good call Ex...."Blindbury" is horrible.

GrandeDavid
05-03-2005, 03:26 PM
I just cracked the miserable s.o.b. in an e-mail.

TMTTRIO
05-03-2005, 03:38 PM
hey it worked last time. Everybody sent him an e-mail about Manu being an All Star and he ended up under pressure from everyone and had to write a better article about Manu (even though it sucked too):lol.

Extra Stout
05-03-2005, 03:55 PM
I dunno. Fran Blinebury from the Houston Chronic is pretty awful and homer-fied.I considered Blinebury. I still think these guys are worse.

emveepee
05-03-2005, 04:31 PM
I wonder if he still thinks they don't need LUCK at this point

Ed Helicopter Jones
05-03-2005, 05:09 PM
It was hard to tell if he was being serious or sarcastic in that article.

I find it hard to believe that HE believed what he was writing.

His analysis was weak too.

Spurs 18-11 since the A.S. Break vs. 25-4 for the Nugs shows that the Nugs better? Umm, no. It shows the Spurs were hurt.

Spurs can't run? What is he watching, the '99 team?

Spurs have no youth? Tell Tony Parker, Manu, Beno and Devin that.

Nuggets have the composure and the Spurs are overachievers??? That was just funny.

NeoConIV
05-03-2005, 05:44 PM
I couldn't even finish that drivel...I think he has to be the flat out worst sports writer I've read...

I mean, that was shockingly awful

Aggie Hoopsfan
05-03-2005, 06:00 PM
I did my part. He is now signed up for the largeanimalbeastiality.com listserv (complete with pictures).

IX_Equilibrium
05-03-2005, 06:05 PM
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/sports_columnists/article/0,1299,DRMN_83_3747808,00.html

It was posted in another thread, but for those who didn't see it, it just gets worse.

"And to accuse Spurs cipher Bruce Bowen of even underhanded competence elevates Bowen from nobody to curiosity. Heretofore Bowen has contradicted both halves of the term "journeyman" in a career that has gained less attention than lunch.

So, to suggest that Bowen stopped the local darling, Carmelo Anthony, by grabbing and groping and generally getting away with bedlam to Melo's body, is to raise Bowen to the same status as Anthony, rather like linking Booth with Lincoln.

Yet it is Anthony who has been fined $7,500 for a late-game foul of Ginobili that offended no one, including Ginobili."




Is this guy for fucking real???

E20
05-03-2005, 06:25 PM
This guy is a fucking moron. He listed some reasons why the Nuggets will win in 7........................

Can't he just accept the fact that the Nuggets are gonna get:
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3harmal/forumpics/stallowned.jpg

td4mvp21
05-03-2005, 06:48 PM
His take in today's paper regarding Bowen may be worse than his take on Ginobili. :wtf is wrong with this guy.
If I remember correctly, wasn't Carmella throwing elbows at Bowen?