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MaNu4Tres
04-26-2010, 07:30 AM
A week ago, pack-leader Popovich made an unique statement about his pack. "I think we have to have more people step up and play worth a damn, " Popovich said. ‘We had a lot of guys play like dogs."

After a disappointing loss in Game 1, the doggy treats were the least of the worries. More strict demands became apparent, and less play time was warranted for the dog's who chose to stay disobedient. The ramifications were simple, yet vital. You listen to orders and satisfy your pack-leader, the more time you get to play and the closer the pack climbs towards the ultimate reward. Simple enough...



Here's an assessment on how each member of the dog-pound has performed since the pack-leaders lashing:

http://www.ourgreyhounds.co.uk/large-2008-07-12/2008_24nov_sadie_black_greyhound_sitting_0017190_6 00.jpg - Georgie- Since the lashing, Georgie has obeyed commands and demonstrated how important his versatility is to the pack. Any command thrown his way, Georgie has given 110 percent and produced in more ways than you can imagine. Grade: A -

http://www.survival-spot.com/survival-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Rottweiler.jpg - Blair - having not much of an opportunity to show how much of an asset he could become to the pack the lashing wasn't warranted towards Blair. Regardless in his limited time, Blair has demonstrated the relentless aggression instilled in his heart and soul for the betterment of the pack. Which was demonstrated last night. The ferocious demeanor he possesses ignited the pack to unify as one in time of crisis. Grade: B-


http://www.demedicipoodles.com/AboutOurPoodles/JukiGr.jpg - Bonner- Since the calling out, Bonner has yet to obliged to his master. Bonner's only asset has become invisible. Maybe he's scared of the spotlight or maybe he just lacks a killer instinct when it's time to kill. Regardless, he's really doing everything he can to find himself in the pound this summer looking for a new owner. With Blair becoming more obedient, less play time is likely for Bonner. At least everyone hopes. Grade: D-

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gyUUX61Ow7g/SgZsVnKUlpI/AAAAAAAAJLI/kn51M3DQNa8/s400/Beautiful+Beau+bw.jpg - Mason- Outsiders and enemies have had a hard time feeling threatened by Mason and have continued to disrespect him in more ways than you can imagine all year long. The mutt couldn't do anything right. Whether if it's urinating or defecating on the carpet or simple just being an annoyance by wanting to runaway from the pack that has given him so much love and opportunity. Mason is more than likely going to be in a new home next year. Since the lashing, Popovich has realized Mason has used his chances and believes it's best he stays locked in his kennel. Which is a win, win for everyone.
Grade : D-

http://www.petside.com/breeds/assets_c/2009/01/great-dane-thumb-334xauto-188.jpg - McDyess- One of the wisest members of the pack. After the lashing, McDyess has made it a priority to defend the keep to the highest degree. His leadership on the defensive end has been a key component in the progress the pack has made as a whole. Grade : A -


http://files.dogster.com/images/dogster/breeds/boxer.jpg - Bogans - An aggressive defender, Bogans has been the epitome of inconsistent. On one occasion he will demonstrate a fair amount of obedience, defend his keep, but not do anything else. On another occasion he won't defend his keep and will do something that's anything but impressive. Since the lashing, he's hasn't had much time to satisfy the pack-leaders demands. Which is probably a good thing since he was unable to obliged on a consistent basis all year long. He did have a quality outing last night where he demonstrated he is able to become somewhat productive.
Grade: C-

http://images.worldtop.org/uploads/2009/03/13/Dogo-Argentino-101686210988.jpg- Jefferson- The most ridiculed and scrutinized member of the pack, Jefferson has answered Popovich's call. He has become a key component for the pack's turnaround by becoming more aggressive in all phases. Grade B+


All in all, out of the pack Hill, Jefferson, Blair and McDyess will be the key components who take this pack to the ultimate pinnacle. Hopefully they can continue answering the call. One possession, one quarter, and one game at a time.

3 down...13 to go...

Keep pounding Spurs' fans :toast :flag:

DesignatedT
04-26-2010, 08:40 AM
:lmao

mason's is great.

EricB
04-26-2010, 08:43 AM
I'd disagree that mcdyess was included in the dogs statement after game one. Mcdyess was pretty damn good in game 1

timtonymanu
04-26-2010, 08:47 AM
I'd disagree that mcdyess was included in the dogs statement after game one. Mcdyess was pretty damn good in game 1

+1. The Big 3 + McDyess were the only worthy performers game 1.

Spursmania
04-26-2010, 08:49 AM
:lmao:lmao:toast

Fabbs
04-26-2010, 09:16 AM
http://www.demedicipoodles.com/AboutOurPoodles/JukiGr.jpg - Bonner- Since the calling out, Bonner has yet to obliged to his master. Bonner's only asset has become invisible. Maybe he's scared of the spotlight or maybe he just lacks a killer instinct when it's time to kill. Regardless, he's really doing everything he can to find himself in the pound this summer looking for a new owner. With Blair becoming more obedient, less play time is likely for Bonner. At least everyone hopes. Grade: D-
:lol

SpursRulez4eVeR
04-26-2010, 09:20 AM
:lmao That was great. Thanks

elbamba
04-26-2010, 09:21 AM
KB is obeying the "sit" command pretty well. Hopefully that continues.

TDomination
04-26-2010, 09:23 AM
http://www.demedicipoodles.com/AboutOurPoodles/JukiGr.jpg

haha :rollin

as i was slowly scrolling down the post, i saw this picture before I saw who it represented and i knew it was Bonner lol

z0sa
04-26-2010, 09:24 AM
Bonner has absolutely been shit in this series, I'll admit it. I expected at least 1 big game from him at home. Hopefully the Red Rocket can start aiding the pack again soon.

FkLA
04-26-2010, 09:26 AM
good stuff

the pic for bonner had me :lmao:lmao:lmao

SpurOutofTownFan
04-26-2010, 09:27 AM
Overall this is a pretty good thread - great imagination man, good job!

MI21
04-26-2010, 09:34 AM
:lol

Very good MaNu4tres! :tu

thispego
04-26-2010, 10:07 AM
[QUOTE=MaNu4Tres;4284283]A week ago, pack-leader Popovich made an unique statement about his pack. "I think we have to have more people step up and play worth a damn, " Popovich said. ‘We had a lot of guys play like dogs."

Can someone PLEASE Photoshop a picture of Cesar Milan on skates with Pops head and spurs players heads on a group of dogs on leashes :lmao

Aggie Hoopsfan
04-26-2010, 10:45 AM
The sad part is everyone knows which one is Bonner from the pic.

duhoh
04-26-2010, 10:56 AM
The sad part is everyone knows which one is Bonner from the pic.

:lol

i don't think it's so sad :toast

manubili
04-26-2010, 10:59 AM
I threw sprite all over my computer when I saw Mason. GReat thread!

Actually the last dog, should be Manu. It's a Dogo ARgentino, and it's the baddest dog ever.

nkdlunch
04-26-2010, 11:01 AM
you forgot Malik Hairston:

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/sept2007/rescuedDog.jpg

kace
04-26-2010, 11:10 AM
good thread. :lol thanks :tu

iminol
04-26-2010, 12:04 PM
awasome thred, lol @ bonner, lol @ malik, thanks MaNu4Tres.

DesignatedT
04-26-2010, 12:57 PM
you forgot Malik Hairston:

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/sept2007/rescuedDog.jpg

:lol

Blackjack
04-26-2010, 01:21 PM
Big ol' :tu, 'Tres (and Bonner's is perfect :lol).


you forgot Malik Hairston:

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/sept2007/rescuedDog.jpg

Don't you play Malik like that . . .

http://blogs.dogster.com/vet_blog_information_advice/files/2009/03/92512a62fdd47ec52f558ea05b2895f8.jpg

He's chillin'. :smokin

MoSpur
04-26-2010, 01:25 PM
Damn this thread is hilarious. Especially Bonner. Classic thread.

PDXSpursFan
04-26-2010, 01:37 PM
LMAO. Best thread in a long time. Instant classic.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-26-2010, 01:40 PM
Nice job! :tu

TMTTRIO
04-26-2010, 01:55 PM
Cool thread.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/chihuahua.jpg
Manu: Might not be the biggest or most talented breed out there but has the biggest heart and has no fear about anything and will go up against bigger dogs. Very loyal to owner but can be very territorial. Can get downright viscious when provoked.

http://www.puppyparadise.com/images/Breeds/whippet2.jpg
Tony: Very friendly breed. Very fast sprinter and no other breed is able to accelerate to the top and to twist and turn like the Whippet.

Texas_Ranger
04-26-2010, 02:00 PM
OMG hahahahahaha.. :rollin :lmao

This one is Manu:

http://www.dognoseprotectors.com/Dognose_protectors-11.jpg

Darkwaters
04-26-2010, 02:14 PM
OMG hahahahahaha.. :rollin :lmao

This one is Manu:

http://www.dognoseprotectors.com/Dognose_protectors-11.jpg

:lol

Mal
04-26-2010, 02:32 PM
awesome thread. Keep posting. Fun to watch and read

SpurOutofTownFan
04-26-2010, 02:44 PM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/485/worldsstrongestdog.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/worldsstrongestdog.jpg/)

Blair

duncan_21
04-26-2010, 02:44 PM
I don't understand why ppl think bonner has no heart? It's not like he can man up and become an nba player. He never was/is more then a guy that should get 3 min of garbage time at best. He's not strong/quick/or athletic if he isn't hitting 3s and aside from his 6 fouls, he's worthless.

MateoNeygro
04-26-2010, 02:48 PM
http://www.demedicipoodles.com/AboutOurPoodles/JukiGr.jpg

haha :rollin

as i was slowly scrolling down the post, i saw this picture before I saw who it represented and i knew it was Bonner lol

Lol Bonner's hair isn't as cool, give me the dog. Jk.

MateoNeygro
04-26-2010, 02:52 PM
I think Bonner has heart he's just not very good or athletic. He's a one dimensional player, and plays kind of scared on the big stage.

SpurOutofTownFan
04-26-2010, 02:53 PM
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2866/largeauglydog.jpg (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/largeauglydog.jpg/)

This is one of the mavs dogs.. guess who!

nkdlunch
04-26-2010, 02:53 PM
He's a one dimensional player, and plays kind of scared on the big stage.

so does Nowitzki

m33p0
04-26-2010, 02:55 PM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/485/worldsstrongestdog.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/worldsstrongestdog.jpg/)

Blair
jeez....is that a were-dog?

m33p0
04-26-2010, 02:56 PM
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2866/largeauglydog.jpg (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/largeauglydog.jpg/)

This is one of the mavs dogs.. guess who!

josh howard isn't a mav anymore.

SpurOutofTownFan
04-26-2010, 03:05 PM
josh howard isn't a mav anymore.

Noooooo!! try again!!

although I have to concede it could very well be JH lol

thispego
04-26-2010, 03:14 PM
Can someone PLEASE Photoshop a picture of Cesar Milan on skates with Pops head and spurs players heads on a pack of dogs on leashes :lmao
like this:

http://www.landrollercanada.com/images/Cesar-Millan-dog-whisper-lr.jpg

:lmao

m33p0
04-26-2010, 03:16 PM
Noooooo!! try again!!

although I have to concede it could very well be JH lol

i can't. everytime i look at it, it barks "J-Ho!"

DontStopBelieving
04-26-2010, 03:19 PM
http://charleykanesfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny-dog-picture-u-gaydog-you1.jpgBonner

http://www.dog-on-it-parks.com/MediaFiles/images/7201-Deluxe%20Bench%20Bernese.jpg Mahinmi

nkdlunch
04-26-2010, 03:20 PM
JJ Barea

http://myfavoritedogs.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/brandy-smallest-dog.jpg

Texas_Ranger
04-26-2010, 03:21 PM
Well Eduardo Najera sure is one tough mexican!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk178/dcsoult13/MexicanDog.jpg

DontStopBelieving
04-26-2010, 03:26 PM
http://www.funnyanimalsite.com/pictures/Scared_Dog.jpg

<----Dampier --------> Tony

MaNu4Tres
04-26-2010, 05:05 PM
Don't you play Malik like that . . .

http://blogs.dogster.com/vet_blog_information_advice/files/2009/03/92512a62fdd47ec52f558ea05b2895f8.jpg

He's chillin'. :smokin

:rollin

Well played Black

Blackjack
04-26-2010, 06:04 PM
:rollin

Well played Black

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00437/drugs1_437036a.jpg

You know how THC rolls . . . :smokin

Mel_13
04-26-2010, 06:10 PM
:tu

Hilarious thread.

Bonner dog ftw.

gospursgojas
04-26-2010, 06:12 PM
LOL genius job finding those dog pics....they go with the players perfectly

m33p0
04-26-2010, 06:14 PM
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2866/largeauglydog.jpg (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/largeauglydog.jpg/)

This is one of the mavs dogs.. guess who!
eric dampier?

word
04-26-2010, 06:14 PM
Near genius.

KenziE
04-26-2010, 10:19 PM
good times ;)

SpurOutofTownFan
04-26-2010, 10:42 PM
eric dampier?

JT!!! look at him again!!

Chico
04-26-2010, 10:47 PM
Great job! Very entertaining post..

Sisk
04-26-2010, 11:00 PM
we need that cesar milan/pop photoshop!

Blackjack
04-26-2010, 11:03 PM
http://www.omgcritters.com/posters/funny-confused-bulldog-dog-picture-cute-and-funny.jpg

Keith Bogans reacts to Pop calling him "The Centerpiece".

Blackjack
04-26-2010, 11:10 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UMU9r2kee5c/0.jpg

The Sandwich Hunter hard at work.

Blackjack
04-26-2010, 11:18 PM
http://www.demedicipoodles.com/AboutOurPoodles/JukiGr.jpg - Bonner- Since the calling out, Bonner has yet to obliged to his master. Bonner's only asset has become invisible. Maybe he's scared of the spotlight or maybe he just lacks a killer instinct when it's time to kill. Regardless, he's really doing everything he can to find himself in the pound this summer looking for a new owner. With Blair becoming more obedient, less play time is likely for Bonner. At least everyone hopes. Grade: D-

I'm sorry ... but I still can't get over this. :lmao

Fernando TD21
04-27-2010, 01:25 AM
http://thecoolestanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bat-man-dog.jpg
Bogans is trying Manu clothes.

lurker23
04-27-2010, 01:49 AM
:lol Great thread. :tu

Tigole Bitties
04-27-2010, 02:22 AM
Which Spur is this mongrel?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2422062861_a5d3f48b33.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2173/2422062991_f14151c30e.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2104/2422063141_56519a0d02.jpg

flame
04-27-2010, 06:01 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1070/popvichdogpound.jpg

Slomo
04-27-2010, 06:11 AM
:lmao

Love the caption too! :tu

tuncaboylu
04-27-2010, 06:35 AM
JT!!! look at him again!!

Nowitzki and his tongue

Warlord23
04-27-2010, 06:43 AM
:rollin:

gameFACE
04-27-2010, 07:56 AM
http://www.funnyanimalsite.com/pictures/Scared_Dog.jpg

<----Dampier --------> Tony

I think you mean Dampier is on the left side!

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-27-2010, 08:21 AM
Very nice, Manu4Tres. Raising the bar! :tu

I would have called DeJuan by his pack name, Grizzly, though... :lol

team-work
04-27-2010, 10:06 AM
Very entertaining post! Humorous way to look at Pop's scolding.

I still keep wondering the effects of calling your players "dogs". If it is from Pop, his team might be motivated as in this case. Imagine Rick Carlisle calling the Mavs dogs after a game 4 loss. It might be the final punch needed for dismantling their team. Even though by the way they played many Mavs fitted into Pop's definition of "dogs".

I can't help but respect Pop even after his mad experiment during the regular season.

thispego
04-27-2010, 11:56 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1070/popvichdogpound.jpg

:rofl :rofl :rofl thanks brah

flame
04-27-2010, 02:14 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl thanks brah

Glad I could help. Way better than finishing up on my project =D