Dallas, the new fat beaner city

[4>0rings]

http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100257787&gt1=31036

:lmao

#4 Dallas

#7 San Antonio

Dallas is fat beaner city now.

:lmao

[Muser]

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[badfish22]

Im glad you figured out that 4 is actually > than 7 in this case. That must of taken all of your Mexican education tbh.

[4>0rings]

Im glad you figured out that 4 is actually > than 7 in this case. That must of taken all of you Mexican education tbh.
Fat beaner.

[Man About Town]

Well Dallas Tex-Mex does beat that Taco Cabana shit they serve down in San Antonio. Maybe our basketball team is inferior to the Spurs, but I'll be gotdamned if anybody says we don't do Mexican food better. Since I'm the Man About Town, let me give you the low down on where to go in Dallas:

Veracruz Cafe in Oak Cliff:

http://www.veracruzcafedallas.com/

Man About Town says: "More traditional Mexican cuisine than Tex Mex."


Herrera's Cafe in the Gayborhood:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/herreras-cafe-dallas-2?rpp=40&sort_by=relevance_desc

Man About Town says: "Get the sour cream chicken enchiladas, or basically anything with the sour cream sauce."


Pepe and Mito's in Deep Ellum:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/13/167231/restaurant/Deep-Ellum/Pepes-Mitos-Mexican-Cafe-Dallas

Man About Town says: "Service can be kinda slow, but the salsa is excellent and the mole enchiladas are top notch."


La Calle Doce

http://www.lacalledoce-dallas.com/

Man About Town says: "Nice selection of seafood dishes, strong margaritas and a delightful courtyard for atmosphere and ambience. Perfect place to take your prostitute when you want to show her how classy you are."




Also, I've seen the fat hoe skanks walking around the Riverwalk. Let's just say in Dallas I don't mind getting a little salsa on my enchilada, if you catch my drift.

[Cane]

All those depression binges add up when you follow teams like the Cowboys and Mavericks :downspin:

[TheManFromAcme]

Well Dallas Tex-Mex does beat that Taco Cabana shit they serve down in San Antonio. Maybe our basketball team is inferior to the Spurs, but I'll be gotdamned if anybody says we don't do Mexican food better. Since I'm the Man About Town, let me give you the low down on where to go in Dallas:

Veracruz Cafe in Oak Cliff:

http://www.veracruzcafedallas.com/

Man About Town says: "More traditional Mexican cuisine than Tex Mex."


Herrera's Cafe in the Gayborhood:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/herreras-cafe-dallas-2?rpp=40&sort_by=relevance_desc

Man About Town says: "Get the sour cream chicken enchiladas, or basically anything with the sour cream sauce."


Pepe and Mito's in Deep Ellum:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/13/167231/restaurant/Deep-Ellum/Pepes-Mitos-Mexican-Cafe-Dallas

Man About Town says: "Service can be kinda slow, but the salsa is excellent and the mole enchiladas are top notch."


La Calle Doce

http://www.lacalledoce-dallas.com/

Man About Town says: "Nice selection of seafood dishes, strong margaritas and a delightful courtyard for atmosphere and ambience. Perfect place to take your prostitute when you want to show her how classy you are."




Also, I've seen the fat hoe skanks walking around the Riverwalk. Let's just say in Dallas I don't mind getting a little salsa on my enchilada, if you catch my drift.

Nah, L.A. has Dallas beat. With a city of millions of Nationals, the authenticity of real Mexican food is not to be beat.

The metro-plex's population doesn't touch L.A.'s :nope
You boys down here in Texas do however, have your BBQ down to a science. I'll give you that. :toast

[The Franchise]

New?

[TheManFromAcme]

?

[badfish22]

All those depression binges add up when you follow teams like the Cowboys and Mavericks :downspin:

Rofl yep Dallas is really depressed about being the home of the Cowboys.
lol San Antonio football

[BRHornet45]

hell yea sons finally N.O. didn't make the top 10 or even the top 15. we are some healthy people now thanks to cities like Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio for taking in most of our Katrina rats. God bless

[Fpoonsie]

Nah, L.A. has Dallas beat. With a city of millions of Nationals, the authenticity of real Mexican food is not to be beat.

The metro-plex's population doesn't touch L.A.'s :nope
You boys down here in Texas do however, have your BBQ down to a science. I'll give you that. :toast

There's PLENTY of places in TX to get quality Mexican food that I have no doubt rivals LA, be it Dallas, San Antonio, El Valle, etc.

Tex-Mex, however, does not qualify as "quality Mexican food."

[nkdlunch]

Im glad you figured out that 4 is actually > than 7 in this case. That must of taken all of your Mexican education tbh.

STFU Burrito breath

[TheManFromAcme]

There's PLENTY of places in TX to get quality Mexican food that I have no doubt rivals LA, be it Dallas, San Antonio, El Valle, etc.

Tex-Mex, however, does not qualify as "quality Mexican food."

True. Tex-Mex is a whole other cuisine I guess.
I am just a stickler for all things being authentic. Tex-Mex just strikes me as a cuisine that doesn't know where it's going. Plates that I guess have a twist of Texas flare would I be correct?

Meh, If I am hungry, I'll eat it I guess.

Thanks for the clarification.

[badfish22]

STFU Burrito breath

lol stealing insults
lol like you steal tacos
lol mexican creativity
lol nkdlunch

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n49/firecracker_08/fatmexican.jpg

[Leetonidas]

Tex-Mex =/= Mexican

[The Gemini Method]

Well, at least Dallas beat San Antonio in something this year...

[BlackSwordsMan]

lol fat beaner mav fans

[BlackSwordsMan]

depression leads to eating and having two shitty sport teams in your town would make anyone depressed

[DAF86]

lol fat beaners making fun of fat beaners for beign fat beaners.

[Man About Town]

FYI Dallas area Spurstalkers:

I'll be celebrating Cinco De Mayo tonight at Manor Man About Town. I have already instructed my trusty butler Warburton to prepare a feast of El Monterey Frozen Mexican Food tv dinners and to break out the authentic White China imported from Mexico. Arrangements have been made with the proprietor of The Spearmint Rhino to fetch some ladies for our private party. I'm also pleased to announce Reginald VelJohnson will be making a special guest appearance as Emcee of the festivities.

Some of the amenities will include a pinata, a bouncey house for the kids, and a donkey show, or espectáculo de burro, as they say down south.

http://dianelent.com/mar06nola/mexicans.jpg

[dickface]

if any of you fat beaners from San Antonio actually went to Dallas, you'd know that Dallas isn't full of fat beaners. It's full of fat black people.

[Dex]

lol irony?

[BlackSwordsMan]

lol dickface is a fat black guy

[Muser]

How did the name "Beaners" come about?

[Man About Town]

if any of you fat beaners from San Antonio actually went to Dallas, you'd know that Dallas isn't full of fat beaners. It's full of fat black people.

All DART bus drivers are fat black people.

[BlackSwordsMan]

How did the name "Beaners" come about?

we love to eat beans like how germans got the name of kraut

[4>0rings]

if any of you fat beaners from San Antonio actually went to Dallas, you'd know that Dallas isn't full of fat beaners. It's full of fat black people.Link? Mine says you're a fat beaner, fat beaner.

[benefactor]

Well Dallas Tex-Mex does beat that Taco Cabana shit they serve down in San Antonio. Maybe our basketball team is inferior to the Spurs, but I'll be gotdamned if anybody says we don't do Mexican food better. Since I'm the Man About Town, let me give you the low down on where to go in Dallas:

Veracruz Cafe in Oak Cliff:

http://www.veracruzcafedallas.com/

Man About Town says: "More traditional Mexican cuisine than Tex Mex."


Herrera's Cafe in the Gayborhood:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/herreras-cafe-dallas-2?rpp=40&sort_by=relevance_desc

Man About Town says: "Get the sour cream chicken enchiladas, or basically anything with the sour cream sauce."


Pepe and Mito's in Deep Ellum:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/13/167231/restaurant/Deep-Ellum/Pepes-Mitos-Mexican-Cafe-Dallas

Man About Town says: "Service can be kinda slow, but the salsa is excellent and the mole enchiladas are top notch."


La Calle Doce

http://www.lacalledoce-dallas.com/

Man About Town says: "Nice selection of seafood dishes, strong margaritas and a delightful courtyard for atmosphere and ambience. Perfect place to take your prostitute when you want to show her how classy you are."




Also, I've seen the fat hoe skanks walking around the Riverwalk. Let's just say in Dallas I don't mind getting a little salsa on my enchilada, if you catch my drift.
Fail. The best Mexican food places don't have websites and someone has to give you detailed directions to get there.

[Man About Town]

Fail. The best Mexican food places don't have websites and someone has to give you detailed directions to get there.

That list excludes taquieras. Besides, two of the restaurants on that list don't have their own websites according to your criteria.

[Spursmania]

hell yea sons finally N.O. didn't make the top 10 or even the top 15. we are some healthy people now thanks to cities like Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio for taking in most of our Katrina rats. God bless
:lmao

LMAO at Dallas Fans always giving SA shit.:lol

[atxrocker]

alright, findog has always been alright in my book but he has been one of the biggest "burrito breath, fat mexican" users, time to eat some crow

[Edward]

How did the name "Beaners" come about?


beaners like eating beans

[Edward]

Link? Mine says you're a fat beaner, fat beaner.


Where does your link say anything about fat beaner? It says something about fat, I don't see beaner anywhere.

[TheManFromAcme]

FYI Dallas area Spurstalkers:

I'll be celebrating Cinco De Mayo tonight at Manor Man About Town. I have already instructed my trusty butler Warburton to prepare a feast of El Monterey Frozen Mexican Food tv dinners and to break out the authentic White China imported from Mexico. Arrangements have been made with the proprietor of The Spearmint Rhino to fetch some ladies for our private party. I'm also pleased to announce Reginald VelJohnson will be making a special guest appearance as Emcee of the festivities.

Some of the amenities will include a pinata, a bouncey house for the kids, and a donkey show, or espectáculo de burro, as they say down south.

http://dianelent.com/mar06nola/mexicans.jpg

:rollin

[z0sa]

:lol this thread is bookmarked for the next fat beaner tirade.

[Edward]

Surprised Phoenix is only 68 on this list. Thought it would be higher.

[Mavs_man_41]

right..right..but you fail to take into account the fact the majority of the fatasses in SA are beaners, and therefore illegals don't go into the census, making it seem better than it is. go ahead and include all the illegal fat beaners living in SA and you guys easily top #1, IMHO.

[SomeCallMeTim]

http://dianelent.com/mar06nola/mexicans.jpg

Dude on the right = the Latino Harvey Keitel
http://golexis.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/harvey-keitel.jpg

[BlackSwordsMan]

Surprised Phoenix is only 68 on this list. Thought it would be higher.
beaners can't afford to be fat in arizona anymore
always gotta be on the run

[Edward]

The fatness in Arizona comes from white people as much as it does Mexicans, the best is to walk into Sam's Club on a Saturday afternoon and see them horde the digornio pizza sample station.

[badfish22]

right..right..but you fail to take into account the fact the majority of the fatasses in SA are beaners, and therefore illegals don't go into the census, making it seem better than it is. go ahead and include all the illegal fat beaners living in SA and you guys easily top #1, IMHO.

[The TroutBum]

http://dianelent.com/mar06nola/mexicans.jpg

Second bitch from the left... Anyone else see an 18 year old Pau Gasol?

I hate The Lakers -- and Messicans.

[TheManFromAcme]

Second bitch from the left... Anyone else see an 18 year old Pau Gasol?

I hate The Lakers -- and Messicans.

Mighty big of ya I must add...

and while we are at it.....Pau is a Spainard.

[redzero]

Lot's of fat Mexican butthurt in this thread.

[Tmac&Luther]

??? The Mexican food in Dallas SUCKS ASS. It's bland as hell and not really that good. I moved there for about 3 years and HATED IT. I really hated the multi colored tortilla chips. I thought that shit was weird as hell...like they had to spice up the look of their chips instead of just selling the taste of their food.

I can walk into a rat hole restaurant here in Houston and it would taste better than their best Mexican restaurant.

But onto these "fattest cities" in America lists they come out with ever year. What the rest of the country needs to realize is that in the Texas heat, we can sweat out a burrito before lunch time. :lol

[Man About Town]

I can walk into a rat hole restaurant here in Houston and it would taste better than their best Mexican restaurant.



Ever been to El Tiempo on Richmond?

[Tmac&Luther]

Ever been to El Tiempo on Richmond?

No, I got tired of looking for a great Mexican restaurant. I'm sure they have some that are outstanding (I ran across a couple that were OK), but you have to know about them. In Houston you just walk into a Mexican restaurant and the food is outstanding.

On another note, have you ever gone up north and ate some Mexican food....I about threw up. The shit gets worse the further north you go (which makes sense). I don't understand why somebody down here doesn't move up north and open up a chain of real Mexican food or even Tex-Mex. They would make a killing.

Our Mexican food is to us-what their Chicago style pizza is to them, after living up north and eating that pizza (they have mom and pop pizza places..not dominoes and pizza hut crap) I haven't been able to order another delivery pizza. They put our shit to shame in the pizza department. I miss that shit, that pizza was like 2 inches thick of homecooked goodness.

[DenDen]

Off topic.. Lakers fan consist of ALOT of fat beaners..

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

In Houston you just walk into a Mexican restaurant and the food is outstanding.

The downside being that you're in that shithole called Houston.

[Greg Oden]

The downside being that you're in that shithole called Houston.

:lmao

[peteee]

Fat beaner.

that's probably what he would like to be but sadly isn't what he actually is. Badfish22 is just a mid-aged faggot with full Asian ancestry, I'm pretty sure of that because i once saw a pic of him on dallas-mavs.com in which he stood on a beach wearing only a one-piece swimming suit whose prints resembles that of American flag. 80% he's chinese considering the gigantic population of commie's land, but it's also possible that he's Japanese or Chinese/Japanese mixed, or Korean like mono&stretch for the best scenario.

[peteee]

The downside being that you're in that shithole called Houston.

it's not houston's fault, you clumsy faggot. 90% of Rockets fans on this website are not actually from the City of Houston, and you know who the fucks they are.

LOL grizzlies

LOL SW perennial cushioned team.

LOL franchise player being rudy GAY.

[peteee]

lol stealing insults
lol like you steal tacos
lol mexican creativity
lol nkdlunch

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n49/firecracker_08/fatmexican.jpg

shut the fuck up, you sushi breath.

[admiralsnackbar]

The downside being that you're in that shithole called Houston.

Coming from Memphis?

Seriously... now that Alex Chilton is dead, what do you have going for you? Memphis is like Houston without the great food, multi-culti vibe, and Galveston.

[Tmac&Luther]

The downside being that you're in that shithole called Houston.

Houston is the shit, what are you talking about? Oh are you making this post from your ark there in Tenn?

[4>0rings]

that's probably what he would like to be but sadly isn't what he actually is. Badfish22 is just a mid-aged faggot with full Asian ancestry, I'm pretty sure of that because i once saw a pic of him on dallas-mavs.com in which he stood on a beach wearing only a one-piece swimming suit whose prints resembles that of American flag. 80% he's chinese considering the gigantic population of commie's land, but it's also possible that he's Japanese or Chinese/Japanese mixed, or Korean like mono&stretch for the best scenario.:lmao No matter what Asian country he's from, he's Chinese.