Got snakes?

[mrsmaalox]

My cats have been delivering snakes to my house almost every day. They usually bring in those green garden snakes with the long yellow stripes, but this morning it was something a little bigger---a rat snake I think. And it was pissed off trying to bite everything. Got real chaotic around here. My cleaning ladies were running around screaming (that was hilarious), they ran out the door, left it open and my dogs ran away so I had to chase them (the dogs) down the block. I had to call my neighbor to get the snake out so the ladies could come back :lol

Here's some poor quality pics I took, all I had was my camera phone


http://img206.imagevenue.com/loc95/th_80366_snake1_122_95lo.jpg (http://img206.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_80366_snake1_122_95lo.jpg)



http://img278.imagevenue.com/loc94/th_80515_snake2_122_94lo.jpg (http://img278.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_80515_snake2_122_94lo.jpg)

[sonic21]

he's just looking for a friend.

http://www.funatico.com/media/pics/snakeandcat846.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. My cats look just like that.

[Sportcamper]

I think Joe Chalupa is the resident snake killer…I would keep his number handy…

Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. Red touches black, friend of Jack

Red touch yellow, kills a fellow. Red touch black, venom lack.

Red touch yellow, death says hello. Black touch red, keep your head.

Yellow touch red, you be dead. Red touch black, eat Cracker Jack.

Red and yellow mingle, bite feel a tingle. Red and black hug, sing a song, you lug.

Red and yellow cohabitate, soon you will suffocate. Red and black together, in for sunny weather.

Red leans on yellow, legs turn to jell-o. Red leans on black, keep a strong back.

Yellow brushes red, snake gets fed. Red brushes black, snake gets no snack.

Snake of black and yellow and red, soon a stupid rhyme is said.

[4>0rings]

Snakes are good to have on your property as long as they are not poisonous and those in the pic aren't.

[PakiDan]

Your cleaning ladies???? Who are you Scarlett O'Hare?

[Drachen]

Your cleaning ladies???? Who are you Scarlett O'Hare?


I like that it was plural :lol. But you will get no hate from me, I would hire one if I had the cash.

[fraga]

http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kill-it-with-fire.jpg

[DesignatedT]

i hateee snakes

[The Reckoning]

i got a snake for ya'

[mrsmaalox]

Your cleaning ladies???? Who are you Scarlett O'Hare?

Well duh! The downstairs maid can't do it all by herself, so the upstairs maid helps when she can ;)


Really they are a mother/daughter team who are very good. They knock out 3-4 houses per day!

[Venti Quattro]

i hateee snakes

I fear it. I feel like I'm going to die when I'm around snakes

[BlackSwordsMan]

give em a little shuka shuka on the chin and let them go

[SourCandy]

gross.

[MavDynasty]

lol too fucking fat and lazy to clean your own shit so you have to hire people

[SpursWoman]

I wish we could have picked up the snake ... we've been looking for one. User found one in the parking lot at his work, but it had been too badly injured to recover. :fro

[2Blonde]

Well duh! The downstairs maid can't do it all by herself, so the upstairs maid helps when she can ;)


Really they are a mother/daughter team who are very good. They knock out 3-4 houses per day!

I had the mother daughter team years ago when we lived in OK. I think the mom made her come and help so that she would stay out of trouble.:toast

[fraga]

lol too fucking fat and lazy to clean your own shit so you have to hire people

Hmmmm...sounds like something a poor person would say...

[2Blonde]

I wish we could have picked up the snake ... we've been looking for one. User found one in the parking lot at his work, but it had been too badly injured to recover. :fro
My daughter wants one. I can't stop her since she doesn't live at home anymore but I sure won't be the one paying for it. I HATE SNAKES!!!!!!:wow

[thispego]

Do you own pumas? That's a big ass snake for a little house cat to be handling! :wow

[DesignatedT]

i dgaf about spiders but ill start crying if you put fucking snakes around me.

[Udokafan05]

There is a big rattlesnake in the barn i am trying to kill right now, already killed a calf. There is also some snake on the front porch that left its skin right by the door. I have had close encounters with some rattlers, but water mocassins have almost got me a couple of times.

[The Reckoning]

^

i hate water mocassins. i cant even count how many times ive been chased out of water by those things (most of the time to find out its just a water snake lol)

[desflood]

I think it's the weather - really wet years bring out more frogs and toads, which brings the snakes. The first year we lived here we had a big problem with rattlesnakes in our yard - killed two adults and three babies. Only one this year, so far.

[CosmicCowboy]

There is a big rattlesnake in the barn i am trying to kill right now, already killed a calf. There is also some snake on the front porch that left its skin right by the door. I have had close encounters with some rattlers, but water mocassins have almost got me a couple of times.

I've been hit on the leg twice by rattlesnakes...both times they didn't rattle...one big one (right at 6') hit me on the jeans a few inches above the ankle but didn't go through the top of my boots...he got his fangs stuck in my jeans when I went airborne and standing broad jumped about 10 feet and he came with me...he fell off about 2/3 of the way through the jump and left a big wet spot of venom on my pants leg...

[stretch's wife]

I had the mother daughter team years ago when we lived in OK. I think the mom made her come

wtf

:wow

[mrsmaalox]

I've been hit on the leg twice by rattlesnakes...both times they didn't rattle...one big one (right at 6') hit me on the jeans a few inches above the ankle but didn't go through the top of my boots...he got his fangs stuck in my jeans when I went airborne and standing broad jumped about 10 feet and he came with me...he fell off about 2/3 of the way through the jump and left a big wet spot of venom on my pants leg...

Suuure it was venom :) More like pee probably

[CosmicCowboy]

Suuure it was venom :) More like pee probably

:lol

Naaa...it was a little too "tense" for that...

[JoeChalupa]

I think Joe Chalupa is the resident snake killer…I would keep his number handy…

Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. Red touches black, friend of Jack

Red touch yellow, kills a fellow. Red touch black, venom lack.

Red touch yellow, death says hello. Black touch red, keep your head.

Yellow touch red, you be dead. Red touch black, eat Cracker Jack.

Red and yellow mingle, bite feel a tingle. Red and black hug, sing a song, you lug.

Red and yellow cohabitate, soon you will suffocate. Red and black together, in for sunny weather.

Red leans on yellow, legs turn to jell-o. Red leans on black, keep a strong back.

Yellow brushes red, snake gets fed. Red brushes black, snake gets no snack.

Snake of black and yellow and red, soon a stupid rhyme is said.

Killed one a few days ago but it was one of those poisonous ones with the colored rings.

[Blake]

Suuure it was venom :) More like pee probably

:lol

[DesignatedT]

Have you ever seen the rattlesnakes do there little mating dance. I saw 2 of them at least 4 or 5 feet mating off the ground down at my parents ranch in Freer and it scared the living shit out of me.

[mrsmaalox]

Have you ever seen the rattlesnakes do there little mating dance. I saw 2 of them at least 4 or 5 feet mating off the ground down at my parents ranch in Freer and it scared the living shit out of me.

Did it look like they were fighting? ;)

[CosmicCowboy]

Did it look like they were fighting? ;)

:lmao

actually it does.

Maybe rattlesnakes have makeup sex.