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Glenn Holland
11-30-2010, 12:10 PM
and the bitch did not even frame it.
fuck this.

Quaker Oats
11-30-2010, 12:13 PM
Pictures of this god damned cock rendering, please.

Glenn Holland
11-30-2010, 12:14 PM
http://blogspot.joebluhm.com/2007/01/21/kramer_paint_3.jpg

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 12:24 PM
damn i am really wasting my talents... i could make $1500 just by painting kramer and not even putting my all into it and leaving out plenty of detail? wow!

Quaker Oats
11-30-2010, 12:24 PM
I'd love to fuck a bitch while staring at that rendering.

mouse
11-30-2010, 12:38 PM
damn i am really wasting my talents... i could make $1500 just by painting kramer and not even putting my all into it and leaving out plenty of detail? wow!

any samples of your works?

Glenn Holland
11-30-2010, 12:42 PM
thats exactly what i plan on doing.

im going to make my slut fuck herself with a spatula while she stares at the painting

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 12:45 PM
any samples of your works?

come on now mouse, i've posted plenty in the past and you've visited those threads. at the moment, i have nothing new and don't intend on doing anything for a while.

"art" just amazes me these days. nowadays it's nothing shy of stencil work, which if i had to guess, this kramer painting is nothing more than a photo posterized in order to simplify it for said artist to paint.

a friend of mine bought a similar piece by some other artist, my friend ended up shelling out 4k for that pos. a painting from a stencil of brad pitt from fight club. give me a break!

Glenn Holland
11-30-2010, 12:47 PM
well, good news is that the artist bitch will suck me off in lieu of framing my painting.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 12:47 PM
also, if you like the piece you've bought, cool. what boggles my mind is the price tag these pieces have attached to them.

mrsmaalox
11-30-2010, 01:29 PM
Framing costs more than the art itself.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 01:33 PM
Framing costs more than the art itself.

no doubt about that

Cock-n-balls
11-30-2010, 01:34 PM
1.5K for that piece of shit. Koriwhat, you knew a guy that spent 4K on one? :lol The stupid shit rich people spend their money on.

Wilford Brimley
11-30-2010, 01:37 PM
come on now mouse, i've posted plenty in the past and you've visited those threads.

Let's see them

Quaker Oats
11-30-2010, 01:38 PM
How is it that nobody has killed koriwhat and malox yet?


thats exactly what i plan on doing.

im going to make my slut fuck herself with a spatula while she stares at the painting

Wonderful.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 01:48 PM
1.5K for that piece of shit. Koriwhat, you knew a guy that spent 4K on one? :lol The stupid shit rich people spend their money on.

i'm not gonna say either sucks, but they def aren't what i consider art. stencil "art" is unbelievably ridiculous these days and is everywhere showcased as talent, same with posterizations transformed into paintings.

actually the person i know that spent 4k is a woman. she's well off but i never thought in a million yrs i'd see her blow 4k on something ridiculous as a "painting" of brad pitt.


Let's see them

ok. mouse.


How is it that nobody has killed koriwhat and malox yet?

you have to chop my head off, like the highlander!

CuckingFunt
11-30-2010, 01:51 PM
come on now mouse, i've posted plenty in the past and you've visited those threads. at the moment, i have nothing new and don't intend on doing anything for a while.

"art" just amazes me these days. nowadays it's nothing shy of stencil work, which if i had to guess, this kramer painting is nothing more than a photo posterized in order to simplify it for said artist to paint.

a friend of mine bought a similar piece by some other artist, my friend ended up shelling out 4k for that pos. a painting from a stencil of brad pitt from fight club. give me a break!

That has nothing to do with art and everything to do with your friend being an idiot.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 01:53 PM
That has nothing to do with art and everything to do with your friend being an idiot.

i think she's an idiot too for buying that pos especially for 4k. i told her to hook me up with the supplies and a quarter of some bomb ass shit and i'd paint her something better. oh well...

as for stencils and posterizations, imo, they have nothing to do with art as well. they have everything to do with no talent hacks though.

Wilford Brimley
11-30-2010, 01:56 PM
i think she's an idiot too for buying that pos especially for 4k. i told her to hook me up with the supplies and a quarter of some bomb ass shit and i'd paint her something better. oh well...


Maybe if you actually asked for money, instead of pot, you could quit your job as a male secretary. Food for thought.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 02:00 PM
Maybe if you actually asked for money, instead of pot, you could quit your job as a male secretary. Food for thought.

haha! here we go again... the always clever, "your job sucks but i have absolutely no idea what you really do so i am going to chime in and rinse and repeat."

don't quit your day job as a troll because you must be bankin' it!

Cock-n-balls
11-30-2010, 02:04 PM
That has nothing to do with art and everything to do with your friend being an idiot.

I agree with the idiot part.

Cock-n-balls
11-30-2010, 02:05 PM
Maybe if you actually asked for money, instead of pot, you could quit your job as a male secretary. Food for thought.

Jealousy? Is that you? Aw how cute.

mrsmaalox
11-30-2010, 02:08 PM
1.5K for that piece of shit. Koriwhat, you knew a guy that spent 4K on one? :lol The stupid shit rich people spend their money on.

Some people have more money than brains.

Wilford Brimley
11-30-2010, 02:16 PM
haha! here we go again... the always clever, "your job sucks but i have absolutely no idea what you really do so i am going to chime in and rinse and repeat."

don't quit your day job as a troll because you must be bankin' it!

Still waiting on your art work. Let's see it.

koriwhat
11-30-2010, 02:16 PM
Some people have more money than brains.

yes mam

Cock-n-balls
11-30-2010, 02:26 PM
How is it that nobody has killed koriwhat and malox yet?


Nah. They're cool peeps. Plus maalox is pretty scandalous.

mouse
11-30-2010, 02:27 PM
Framing costs more than the art itself.


Very true!

I have tons of images I try to donate and it cost 29.00 dollars just to put on canvas a 20 x 15 w/o the frame. I had an image I wanted to canvas at 40 x 60 (ball park) and they wanted 350.00 dollars. The image was going to be sold for 50 dollars. :lmao

check out the prices.

http://www.canvasondemand.com/order/canvases/

mouse
11-30-2010, 02:32 PM
come on now mouse, i've posted plenty in the past and you've visited those threads.

Dude I was giving you an opportunity to showcase your stuff without coming across as a horn tooter. dude you need to pick up on my seguay's much better! :toast

Smart Ass
11-30-2010, 02:35 PM
I want one of those old picasso's that dude had stashed in his garage.

Cock-n-balls
11-30-2010, 02:36 PM
Some people have more money than brains.
You would think the brains it took to get their fortune would come into play. Not so.

mouse
11-30-2010, 02:42 PM
I want one of those old picasso's that dude had stashed in his garage.


I would just settle for a screen shot of the 1,500.00 dollar receipt.

Gordon Gekko
11-30-2010, 02:45 PM
I've made plenty of money buying and selling art.

mouse
11-30-2010, 03:06 PM
And you got a Blue Star for it.

JoeChalupa
11-30-2010, 04:17 PM
I've bought a few painting on e-bay and yeah framing costs too much so I have some that are not framed.

Glenn Holland
12-05-2010, 01:37 AM
well, good news is that the artist bitch will suck me off in lieu of framing my painting.
welpppp,

i just came in her mouth about 20 min ago. and she is currently at Taco Cabana buying me some enchaladas so fuck the frame.
actually fuck her , the painting... it sucked.
actually fuck me because i basically paid 1500 for a blowjob and a #2 at taco cabana.
:bang

ididnotnothat
12-05-2010, 02:22 AM
welpppp,

i just came in her mouth about 20 min ago. and she is currently at Taco Cabana buying me some enchaladas so fuck the frame.
actually fuck her , the painting... it sucked.
actually fuck me because i basically paid 1500 for a blowjob and a #2 at taco cabana.
:bang

Be sure to give her a warm wet kiss when she gets back.

TDMVPDPOY
12-05-2010, 02:42 AM
lol this

i got a friend whose parents do chinese painting in australia as a hobby since they retire, every work they do they donate it to the temple, and guess what that corrupted does? goes and auction it to buy new mercs....lmao

TheSullyMonster
12-06-2010, 01:18 AM
Framing is usually separate, y'all.

Your own damn fault.:lol

frodo
12-06-2010, 09:20 PM
buy a painting for 1,500? it really makes a lot to work as a prostitute i think.

TDMVPDPOY
12-07-2010, 02:13 AM
wtf told you to get those middle ages brass or golden frames...

just goto ur local timber store and set ur own dimensions and frame it