So What Will Ya'll Horndogs Do Now That...

[SpursWoman]

Jessica Simpson filed for divorce yesterday?




Does this surprise anyone? :fro

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'm stocking up on Chicken of the Sea as we speak.

:lol

[tlongII]

Ask her to go out for some buffalo wings?

[SWC Bonfire]

Does this mean there won't be anymore "Nick & Jessica" programming? What will we all do now?

[Spurminator]

I'm ashamed to say I actually looked it up to verify, but it looks like there was some misinformation....


STATEMENT
E! deeply regrets that a draft report from E! Online, which contained some false information regarding the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage, was accidentally disseminated. The couple has not filed for divorce. E! apologizes to Nick, Jessica, their families and their fans for any distress this may have caused.

[ShoogarBear]

Tom Cruise's next victim is in his sights . . .

[Shelly]

E! broke that story but has since retracted it. So no divorce...yet.

STATEMENT
E! deeply regrets that a draft report from E! Online, which contained some false information regarding the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage, was accidentally disseminated. The couple has not filed for divorce. E! apologizes to Nick, Jessica, their families and their fans for any distress this may have caused.

[SpursWoman]

I just heard it on the radio...I guess I know where THEY get their information from, then...should I call them and tell them?


:lol

[AlamoSpursFan]

WTF am I supposed to do with all of this canned chicken???

:lol

[SpursWoman]

WTF am I supposed to do with all of this canned chicken???

:lol



Make a salad?

[bigzak25]

damn you for teasing....she's the hottest blonde on the planet imo.



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[ShoogarBear]

Make a salad?
Ask her to toss it?

[Shelly]

I just heard it on the radio...I guess I know where THEY get their information from, then...should I call them and tell them?


:lol

:lol

I still think something will happen. Remember all the rumors about Brad and Jennifer?

[Gatita]

:lol

I still think something will happen. Remember all the rumors about Brad and Jennifer?

So you think there is some validity to rumors?

[TNT21]

So you think there is some validity to rumors?


I think so, it's only days away now. It's too bad, I actually thought they made a good couple.

[Gatita]

I think so, it's only days away now. It's too bad, I actually thought they made a good couple.

Me too. The two idiots deserved each other. :lol

[sa_butta]

WTF am I supposed to do with all of this canned chicken???

:lol
Throw it in the sea with the other chickens

[bigzak25]

that dude will make good if he can...she's too hot and successful, and plus she was virgin territory when he bagged her......so unless he cheated on her and she found out about it, i think they'll stay together...

[Shelly]

that dude will make good if he can...she's too hot and successful, and plus she was virgin territory when he bagged her......so unless he cheated on her and she found out about it, i think they'll stay together...


Rumor has it SHE's the one that's been cheating. One was with Johnny Knoxville and the other is Bam Magera from Viva La Bam.

And yes, I think it's only a matter of time before they split also. Especially since Nick has become MR. Jessica Simpson.

[bigzak25]

i can't believe she would have cheated...but i eagerly await the video in case i'm wrong...

she looks so damn hot in the daisy dukes, i don't blame Knoxville for trying, but man...she allegedly bangs a guy named Bam as well? wow...

[Shelly]

i can't believe she would have cheated...but i eagerly await the video in case i'm wrong...

she looks so damn hot in the daisy dukes, i don't blame Knoxville for trying, but man...she allegedly bangs a guy named Bam as well? wow...

The funny thing is that Bam's parents were on the radio confirming it.

Who knows?

[Jimcs50]

I'd do her.

[BronxCowboy]

I can't stand her. Or Nick. And I would be surprised if they both haven't been stepping out. They just don't seem honest. Oh, God, I'm getting drawn into the gossip!! :shootme

[NeoConIV]

Nick and Jessica's Tour of Duty on ABC the other night was pretty good stuff, but I was also pretty loaded.

They showed Jess firing an M4 at the range...she was in jeans and a tshirt...man, that was AWESOME. She was leaning over and squeezing off some shots... and the ABC camera guys are PROS... I needed a cigarette..:smokin

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[johnny00]

Wgaf

[GoldToe]

Love the breastsesses.

[bigzak25]

she's doing alright, gettin good grades, her futures so bright....http://extremeskins.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif



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[Shelly]

This morning, Bam Margera’s ex-girlfriend, a girl by the name of Jen, phoned in to the Chico in the Morning Show on Philadelphia’s Q102 radio station and she flat out said that Jess - pictured above at Mood Club in Hollywood on Wednesday night - not only had sex with Johnny Knoxville, but that she fucked Bam too. That girl gets around!

This latest accusation comes hot on the heels of Margera’s father, Phil, telling another Philadelphia radio station that Bam did bam bam Jessica. Hoping to squelch the gossip tongues from wagging, Bam later said that his dad was full of shit. However, Margera’s ex claims that his father was telling the truth.

Click here (http://www.q102.com/ver2/citms/citms.html) to listen to the interview.



Jen [Bam’s ex]: He cheated on me with 45-50 girls. Yes, he did F- Jessica Simpson.

DJ: And you know this for a fact?
Jen: I know this for a fact. He woke up in her bed. I have an email. He told me all about it.

DJ: How long have you guys been broken up?
Jen: Two and a half months. The whole thing is a lie. The whole show [Newlyweds] is a lie.

DJ: When did the whole Jessica Simpson thing go down?
Jen: It was in LA. He [Bam] was at a Hem [some band] show with Ryan [a fellow Jackass] and Jessica was there and she started grinding up on him and he was like, “What the hell? It’s Jessica Simpson.” I hope it burns when he pees!

DJ: What made you decide to call Q102?
Jen: Somebody asked me to call. One of my friends called and said you guys were talking about it the other day and so I said, what the hell.

DJ: I believe it was the dad.
Phil: Phil [Margera, Bam’s dad] can’t keep his mouth shut. He tells the truth just like I do. Me and Phil are the only people that can tell the truth and the rest of them, they’re all a bunch of BSers. They’re all paid by Bam and paid to lie for him.

DJ: You broke up with him two months ago?
Jen: After 7 years and a ring.

DJ: You were engaged to him?
Jen: Yes.

DJ: Why should we believe you? Maybe you’re trying to get back at him.
Jen: If I wanted to get him back, I’d so him because he put me on a videotape without permission. It’s not about the money, it’s about people knowing the truth. I don’t want a bunch of kids walking around idolizing somebody they shouldn’t be. People need to be real in this world. That’s why I’m doing it.

DJ: This is going to get out and be a big bombshell for Jessica Simpson and her people
Jen: She humped PJ too while they were shooting Dukes of Hazzard.

DJ: Who?
Jen: PJ. [Ohh] Johnny Knoxville [PJ is his real name]. She [Jessica] is as dumb as she looks.

DJ: How did you find out about Bam and Jessica? Did he tell you?
Jen: Yes. He told me, “You think you’re so f-ing special. I got to f Jessica Simpson this weekend so I could replace you in a minute.”

[Flea]

But she is a good Christian girl. She would never do anything like that. :lol

[bigzak25]

more pics, less talk...thanks. :smokin


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[T Park]

yes, because you can believe everything in the gossip pages...


God why does anyone give a fuck about this stupid shit ....

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, I'd hate to say it because she's SO fucking stupid....but...

I'd hit it.

[Mr Dio]

Isn't the next big celebrity couple that is supposed to split be Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick?

[MannyIsGod]

Isn't the next big celebrity couple that is supposed to split be Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick?
I thought the biggest celebrity couple was you and Pakidan?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Damn, I'd hate to say it because she's SO fucking stupid....but...

I'd hit it.

"Hooters, hooters...yum yum yum. Hooters, hooters...on a girl that's dumb" -- Al Bundy

[Mr Dio]

I thought the biggest celebrity couple was you and Pakidan?

True, PakiDan is only the most popular gay porn star since Jeff Stryker.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

True, PakiDan is only the most popular gay porn star since Jeff Stryker.

The fact that you know the name and celebrity status of gay porn stars only solidifies what we already thought.

[209Goodfella]

Those pics are muy caliente but she needs some more junk in the trunk. :depressed

[ididnotnothat]

I agree she could use more junk in the trunk but I love her fun bags.

[Opinionater]

IMHO, based on what I know of Jessica's upbringing I find it hard to believe that she would act "Madonna" like and sleep around...but then again I'd sleep with her.