OWN Launches today!!!

[AmericanWoman]

Channel 44 on TWC! I am so excited and am having some friends over for a launch party and while the guys are watching football we girls will be having a great time of our own!! Anyone else as excited as I am?

[Stringer_Bell]

What the fuck is OWN? If you'd be so kind as you give a description what would be worth having a launch party over.

[boutons_deux]

Deliciously ironic how AAs love the word OWN. :)

[Death In June]

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[BacktoBasics]

You're a fucking worthless moron.

[mavs>spurs]

Sup B2B? How's your business doing?

[MANGINA]

No watch party but my GF was watching some today. Oprah OWNs TV.

[BacktoBasics]

Sup B2B? How's your business doing?Business is great.

[ashbeeigh]

You're a fucking worthless moron.

:wow

[PuttPutt]

Just about everything Oprah touches is gold.

Hopefully it''ll be a better channel than the "man hating" channel Lifetime.

[Nathan Explosion]

Just about everything Oprah touches is gold.

Hopefully it''ll be a better channel than the "man hating" channel Lifetime.

How is Lifetime man hating? I find the movies inspirational. I love how the single mom that gets beat/raped/and/or attacked overcomes adversity and give herself and her kids a better life.

:downspin:

I turned on the channel not knowing what it was and they were showing a Jay Z concert. He happened to be singing HOVA.

I thought, "Oh, this can't be too bad." Then I saw it was Oprah's network. Nevermind.

[Creepn]

Wow black woman with her own network? That is just crazy mind boggling success. That is one of the greatest successes I've ever heard maybe even moreso than Barack Obama.

Who else has their own network?

[Jacob1983]

This is bad but you would be surprised about what channels exist these days. There is a channel on Directv that shows previews for Damages 24 hours a day. True story.

[4>0rings]

wow black woman with her own network? That is just crazy mind boggling success. That is one of the greatest successes i've ever heard maybe even moreso than barack obama.

Who else has their own network?
tbs/tnt

[Creepn]

tbs/tnt

I'm talking about a person who has their own network. There isn't a Glenn Beck network or a Steven Colbert network. As successful those guys are, they just got segments.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Flipped through the channel saw robin meade muted tv and masturbated. Thanks oprah

[JoeChalupa]

The wife is watching officer and a gentlemen right now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

robin meade:tu but she was off today. natasha was fillin' in. she's no slouch either :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Just the thought of an Oprah network makes me want to :smchode:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah. i think it's pretty vain of her to have done this.

i think we all get that you're succesful, oprah.

[mrsmaalox]

It's not her vanity that bothers me. It's the lame programming that will be "geared towards women"---cooking shows, reality shows, Dr. Phil, "An Officer and a Gentleman"; what's up next? Reruns of "Touched By An Angel"? :bang

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Lifetime II

various ways to kill your male SO and get away with it. yep.

[mrsmaalox]

Lifetime II

various ways to kill your male SO and get away with it. yep.

They show that on Lifetime? :lol

[JudynTX]

I'm only interested in one show. :D

In the Bedroom with Dr. Laura Berman

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They show that on Lifetime? :lol

you must not watch lifetime. not that i do either, but do a search on your channel guide. that's what most of their movies are about. how the woman was wronged, yada yada.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm only interested in one show. :D

In the Bedroom with Dr. Laura Berman

she has a nice mouth. :wakeup

[CuckingFunt]

Just the thought of an Oprah network makes me want to :smchode:


It's not her vanity that bothers me. It's the lame programming that will be "geared towards women"---cooking shows, reality shows, Dr. Phil, "An Officer and a Gentleman"; what's up next? Reruns of "Touched By An Angel"? :bang

Agreed.

[mrsmaalox]

you must not watch lifetime. not that i do either, but do a search on your channel guide. that's what most of their movies are about. how the woman was wronged, yada yada.

You're correct I don't watch it. I don't watch much TV at all. But I actually might be impressed if that's what the programming really is, because planning, carrying out, and getting away with the perfect murder would require a certain degree of thinking and resourcefulness; something that I didn't think those channels recognized in most of their viewers. My bad. :lol

[balli]

I'm talking about a person who has their own network. There isn't a Glenn Beck network or a Steven Colbert network. As successful those guys are, they just got segments.

The reference was Ted Turner. Who previously owned (solely) both Turner Broadcast Station and Turner Network Television.

[JudynTX]

she has a nice mouth. :wakeup

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You're correct I don't watch it. I don't watch much TV at all. But I actually might be impressed if that's what the programming really is, because planning, carrying out, and getting away with the perfect murder would require a certain degree of thinking and resourcefulness; something that I didn't think those channels recognized in most of their viewers. My bad. :lol
"Lifetime, the source for women's......"

:wakeup

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I'm actually happy for Oprah's success and have loved her show for years but I enjoy shows geared towards women because I am a woman but I also know some who simply don't like shows like Oprah or LifeTime. More power to her I say.

[JudynTX]

OWN isn't on basic cable, so there are some women who have to pay to watch Oprah now. They need to upgrade to digital. :lol

[Blake]

Channel 44 on TWC! I am so excited and am having some friends over for a launch party and while the guys are watching football we girls will be having a great time of our own!! Anyone else as excited as I am?

:lol reeks of dude pretending to be a chick

[JoeChalupa]

I saw some OWN watch party links on facebook.

[Creepn]

The reference was Ted Turner. Who previously owned (solely) both Turner Broadcast Station and Turner Network Television.


Aah cool, didn't know that.

[JudynTX]

she has a nice mouth. :wakeup

Did you watch her show last night? She helped a married couple of 15 yrs, the women couldn't reach orgasm with her husband. She could only reach orgasm with the edge of a laundry basket. :wow

[BlackSwordsMan]

:tu but she was off today. natasha was fillin' in. she's no slouch either :tu

Nah shes the host of some show on the OWN network

[BlackSwordsMan]

with a bunch of self help gurus

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you watch her show last night? She helped a married couple of 15 yrs, the women couldn't reach orgasm with her husband. She could only reach orgasm with the edge of a laundry basket. :wow

Ha. Sadly, I watched some of it. She was a bitch and she had more balls then him. 'Nuff said. A laundry basket?! That helped his manlyhood. :lol So what, did she shove the whole thing up here vazheen?

[JudynTX]

Ha. Sadly, I watched some of it. She was a bitch and she had more balls then him. 'Nuff said. A laundry basket?! That helped his manlyhood. :lol So what, did she shove the whole thing up here vazheen?

:lol He couldn't even pick out a dress for her. No, she didn't shove it up there, rubbed up against it. :D:lol

[CuckingFunt]

So what, did she shove the whole thing up here vazheen?

Why would she? Penetration isn't what gets it done for most gals.

[mrsmaalox]

Did you watch her show last night? She helped a married couple of 15 yrs, the women couldn't reach orgasm with her husband. She could only reach orgasm with the edge of a laundry basket. :wow

Must be a really nice laundry basket ;)

But good grief, how many things do you have to try before you figure out the laundry basket is the magic key? Mind boggling :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

:lol He couldn't even pick out a dress for her. No, she didn't shove it up there, rubbed up against it. :D:lol

Who the heck even wants a man to pick out a dress for them?! Gotta be a nutcase...

[JudynTX]

Why would she? Penetration isn't what gets it done for most gals.

True dat.


Who the heck even wants a man to pick out a dress for them?! Gotta be a nutcase...

He was scared of her reaction. :lol

[desflood]

As if there weren't enough chick flicks already :vomit:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol He couldn't even pick out a dress for her. No, she didn't shove it up there, rubbed up against it. :D:lol

Ha. Thats when I stopped watching it. When he went to that clothing store. He's a definite homo. No thanks to her

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why would she? Penetration isn't what gets it done for most gals.

Oh I'm aware of that but you didn't see her. She needed something shoved up in there.

[mrsmaalox]

He was scared of her reaction. :lol

Maybe he should have put it in a laundry basket...

[JudynTX]

Oh I'm aware of that but you didn't see her. She needed something shoved up in there.

:lol :lol

[JudynTX]

Maybe he should have put it in a laundry basket...

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Must be a really nice laundry basket ;)

But good grief, how many things do you have to try before you figure out the laundry basket is the magic key? Mind boggling :dizzy

She was quite a c-note. Surely she has a dollar store by her. :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So what happened to them, Judy? They looked hopeless, honestly. If it ain't there, it ain't there.

[JudynTX]

So what happened to them, Judy? They looked hopeless, honestly. If it ain't there, it ain't there.

I stopped watching after the dress shop scene. Probably divorced by now. :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I stopped watching after the dress shop scene. Probably divorced by now. :wakeup

Ha. Didn't need an hour to see that. Even the "doc" had the look like there was no use.

[mrsmaalox]

Question: Did she still use that laundry basket for the laundry? Or was it strictly a sex laundry basket?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Question: Did she still use that laundry basket for the laundry? Or was it strictly a sex laundry basket?

Taking notes? :lol

[JudynTX]

Question: Did she still use that laundry basket for the laundry? Or was it strictly a sex laundry basket?

For both the laundry and her sexual pleasures. :D

[mrsmaalox]

For both the laundry and her sexual pleasures. :D

Damn :wow How did she ever make it thru a load?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. This "doc" was pretty boring too. Anna David needs a show. She's <shivers>

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn :wow How did she ever make it thru a load?

Well there was a towel handy. Which is a :nope
:D

[JudynTX]

Damn :wow How did she ever make it thru a load?

Sometimes she wouldn't. :D

[ashbeeigh]

I'm just pissed they took away Discovery Health. I liked me some 5 ton husband and wife, Mystery Diagnosis and Plastic Surgery Gone wrong.

[DMX7]

Damn :wow How did she ever make it thru a load?

What a pun! Congrats :toast

[mrsmaalox]

And one more thing....just how lame of a fuck do you have to be for your wife to resort to getting it on with a laundry basket?

Okay, I think I'm done with this topic now :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She was quite a c-note.

[JudynTX]

And one more thing....just how lame of a fuck do you have to be for your wife to resort to getting it on with a laundry basket?

Okay, I think I'm done with this topic now :lol

:lol Well, according to wife, he's not skilled in oral sex either. But she did mention he was well endowed. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

he's not skilled in oral sex either.
what a shame.