President Bush's presidential debate preparation kit..

[JohnnyMarzetti]

http://www.but-wait-theres-more.com/phonics/hookphonic1.jpg

[Tommy Duncan]

Damn you are funny.

Can we please have more?

[Yonivore]

And, yet, he's never lost a debate...

[JohnnyMarzetti]

According to who...you Yonivore?.

Damn, Tommy, don't you ever lighten up?.

[Yonivore]

According to Ann Richards and John Kerry. They've both said it...although it was in the context of a Bush-bash.

[ididnotnothat]

Here is Kerry's preparation kit.

http://www.kommunalbogen.dk/img/konkurrence/tan-in-a-can(4).jpg

[Tommy Duncan]

The Kerry campaign said that when our country is at war the use of humor in the presidential race is inappropriate. Follow your leader.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

According to who...you Yonivore?.

Well, every liberal's favorite poster child Bill Clinton said it, for one.

[CommanderMcBragg]

The Kerry campaign said that when our country is at war the use of humor in the presidential race is inappropriate. Follow your leader.

When watching Dubya, there is always humor. :lol

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Especially when he made the comment that with all of Kerry's flip flops, he could debate himself.

:rollin

[exstatic]

Well, every liberal's favorite poster child Bill Clinton said it, for one.

Everyone know's he's a liar. Please cite a credible source.

[CommanderMcBragg]

Oh, so now Bill is a credible source for conservatives?

:rollin

[Bandit2981]

And, yet, he's never lost a debate...
neither has john kerry

[Spurminator]

It's been decades since two Presidential candidates have actually participated in a debate anyway.

[Bandit2981]

true, Spurm...and this years rules only add to the joke it has become

[Yonivore]

So, I guess that means you won't be watching?

Way to lower the expectations.

[Spurminator]

I'll watch...

When SNL starts spoofing the debates, I want to be in on the jokes.

[Yonivore]

I hear ya.

[Bandit2981]

of course ill watch, but its pretty sad that all questions have to be screened and both candidates get to know in advance what questions they will be asked...to me, that defeats the whole purpose of a debate, where you are supposed to get the candidates first thoughts and words from a spur of the moment question, not some rehearsed, memorized rhetoric

[Yonivore]

In defense of both candidates, in these days -- it's hard for anyone to be an "expert" on every matter that could come before a President.

[CommanderMcBragg]

That's a big plus for Dubya.