"Lot of fat women in San Antonio", "The River Walk is like a dirty creek" - Barkley

[Blake]

You can force yourself to believe that they are better off in captivity all you want ... but at the end of the day it ALL boils down to making money, not caring for them.

do slaughterhouses care for animals?

[Blake]

I do wonder how BR reconciles his whole "Dolphins shouldn't be in captivity" stance with the fact that most animals eaten are mistreated 10X worse.

son, dolphins are sonic and they are pretty.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Son you really don't want SeaWorld's record exposed ... should we start with the several dozen Orcas that havie died within only a few years or the trainer who was brutally attacked and killed last year by an Orca who had already killed 2 other people.

Oh and by the way orcas don't attack or kill people in the wild.

lol "exposed." I promise you, you can't tell me any horror stories about SeaWorld that I haven't heard a million times already. There are ppl that hate SeaWorld and will find anything to justify that hate, and vice versa. I'm not getting into that with you--that road leads to nowhere.

Don't think I didn't notice you dodging my comment about profitability and animal care not being mutually exclusive btw ;). Well played.

[JayTheClown]

son, dolphins are sonic and they are pretty.

:toast

[LoneStarState'sPride]

son, dolphins are sonic and they are pretty.

:lol

[Rummpd]

Son you really don't want SeaWorld's record exposed ... should we start with the several dozen Orcas that havie died within only a few years or the trainer who was brutally attacked and killed last year by an Orca who had already killed 2 other people.

Oh and by the way orcas don't attack or kill people in the wild.

"Attacks on humans by wild killer whales are rare and are usually blamed on the animals mistaking people for prey"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/feb/25/killer-whale-species-seaworld

never say never! They are a bad ass animal and the same article talks about how one was seen killing a large killer white shark. How do we know that some small boats that never comeback or reported shark deaths are not due to an Orca who just decided that human meat might taste good?

[xellos88330]

Well, you know what they say.

Everything is bigger in Texas.

:lol

[jjktkk]

I love PR's thread. Starts out about not being able to get laid in S.A., despite willing to overpay for it, getting drunk and falling in the river, to being a peta spokesman. Good job BR. :toast

[ALVAREZ6]

And don't forget about Northstar mall. Some dimes in there for real
Well that's not saying much tbh. If you're in a mall near any city in this country, there should be hot bitches in it.

[djohn2oo8]

Well that's not saying much tbh. If you're in a mall near any city in this country, there should be hot bitches in it.

Except Utah

[DMC]

Evil white man always trying to cage and control women and animals to make themselves feel better about the 3 inches hanging between their legs.
Two words:

Michael Vick

[jeebus]

Except Utah
You've obviously never been to Utah

[BRHornet45]

do slaughterhouses care for animals?

Son you keep trying to spin this into something totally different. Again ... there is a difference between eating animals for food and locking them in a small area for the sole purpose of making money. Slaughterhouses should indeed be punished for some of the bullshit they get away with ... but if you think comparing the two is the same then I don't know what to tell you

[MinuteByMinuteSports]

Charles is correct about the Riverwalk, however if he comes down for the WCF he'll see it is way better now

[ALVAREZ6]

Two words:

Michael Vick
Stud Baller

[The Reckoning]

its funny because by far houston is the dirtiest city in the US

[djohn2oo8]

its funny because by far houston is the dirtiest city in the US

You say that like San Antonio is squeaky clean.

[ALVAREZ6]

You say that like San Antonio is squeaky clean.
Austin, TX FTW for best city in Texas

[djohn2oo8]

Austin, TX FTW for best city in Texas

No doubt, such a great place to be

[LnGrrrR]

Austin, TX FTW for best city in Texas

Agreed, even if there's always aging hippies running shirtless downtown. :lol

[The Reckoning]

You say that like San Antonio is squeaky clean.


i live in austin.

plus, atleast SA and austin have the surrounding hill country to escape to while houston has...well...east texas and galveston. lol. dallas is the worst though. all it has is oklahoma's dirty trailer trash on it's outskirts.

[DMC]

Stud Baller
Dog killer.

[DMC]

i live in austin.

plus, atleast SA and austin have the surrounding hill country to escape to while houston has...well...east texas and galveston. lol. dallas is the worst though. all it has is oklahoma's dirty trailer trash on it's outskirts.
Galveston is cool, and East Texas has Sam Rayburn, Toledo Bend and the entire coast line. Ok I fish, but still....

[The Reckoning]

galveston has the dirtiest beach ive ever seen (corpus' sucks too but not to the extent). the better part of the coast (Port A, Laguna Madre for fishing) are just as accessible from austin or san antonio.

[TheSpurglar]

I like Chuck, but the only dirty creek he knows about is the one leaking from his hindquarters after the nightly fast food binge.

[ohmwrecker]

There's fat women everywhere. If he's referring to Mexicans all being fat then that is racist and I take offense.

Keep spinning, Scooter.

[Yorae]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTezfvv1D6SN2b8XtuPm2We-rlG5c63GTpgQl6-IBzkLqPpxsvU

[djohn2oo8]

i live in austin.

plus, atleast SA and austin have the surrounding hill country to escape to while houston has...well...east texas and galveston. lol. dallas is the worst though. all it has is oklahoma's dirty trailer trash on it's outskirts.

I can see where you're coming from, Austin is definitely a nice place to live, I like San Marcos too. Houston's a comfortable place to be, unfortunately without the hills and views like the hill country area. Good thing is they are only about 3 hours apart. Wouldn't mind staying out here permanently

[ALVAREZ6]

Dog killer.

Boss man motha fucka human killa in the NFL

[ChuckD]

Nothing to see here. Everyone associated with the NBA works by Stern's leave. This is nothing different than the ref ticket scandal. People get to a point where they can be fired or not rehired, as in the ref case or Barkely's DUI, and they have to do the NBA's bidding afterwards or lose the only job they could possibly get or hold.

[ChuckD]

I can see where you're coming from, Austin is definitely a nice place to live, I like San Marcos too. Houston's a comfortable place to be, unfortunately without the hills and views like the hill country area. Good thing is they are only about 3 hours apart. Wouldn't mind staying out here permanently

You mean the 9-10 months of the year it doesn't share the climate of Calcutta?

[djohn2oo8]

You mean the 9-10 months of the year it doesn't share the climate of Calcutta?

I mean lifestyle and women

[Blake]

Son you keep trying to spin this into something totally different. Again ... there is a difference between eating animals for food and locking them in a small area for the sole purpose of making money. Slaughterhouses should indeed be punished for some of the bullshit they get away with ... but if you think comparing the two is the same then I don't know what to tell you

:lol last I checked, slaughterhouses lock animals in small areas for the sole purpose of making money.

I'm just pointing out how you are a hypocrite for calling out San Antonians for supporting Sea World because you think they treat animals badly.

If you can't see what the rest of us do, then I don't know what to tell you.

[4>0rings]

Austin, TX FTW for best city in Texas
Yeah if you like hipster bums spraying yellow windex on your cars winshield at EVERY STOP LIGHT

[DMC]

galveston has the dirtiest beach ive ever seen (corpus' sucks too but not to the extent). the better part of the coast (Port A, Laguna Madre for fishing) are just as accessible from austin or san antonio.
I don't go to the beach. I go several miles offshore. If I wanted a good beach, I would just avoid Texas. Our coastline is mud.

[The Reckoning]

if you want to go several miles offshore, the best way is out of port aransas. the laguna madre has the best bay fishing as well. near the rigs theres tons of kingfish and snapper. out of port A, ive caught wahoo, tuna and dorados. ive even had four blue marlin set off the reels simultaneously. it was so surreal with all the rods screaming at once.

not to mention if you wanted a beach, you could drive a few more miles south and go to south padre.

[dbestpro]

You have to understand where this is coming from. First, you have to know what is going on in the mind of a retired NBA player. If you have gone to the club they usually roll in and hang with the players and think they are still number one in demand. Chicks that blow them off then start getting dissed. Saw this with Willis Reed and a few others back in the day when I use to hang with some of the guys. All this means is Barkely got passed over by a hot 22 year old and now he is doing what every other retired remember me player has always done.

[Crickets]

Fat chicks hahahah

[spurs10]

:rolleyesBarkley is losing credibility by the minute. How 'bout those Mavs!!

[pauls931]

Austin has plenty of hefty chicks too, just San Antonio takes it to the next level. Man the water slide section at Sea World was depressing. Lots of decent looking women hidden under 50 or 60, or 200lbs of extra weight. Problem is the female Hispanic metabolism doesn't take well to an American diet. Happens with the Indian women in Austin...

[djohn2oo8]

Austin has plenty of hefty chicks too, just San Antonio takes it to the next level. Man the water slide section at Sea World was depressing. Lots of decent looking women hidden under 50 or 60, or 200lbs of extra weight. Problem is the female Hispanic metabolism doesn't take well to an American diet. Happens with the Indian women in Austin...

Yeah, San Antonio women are either fat, or pregnant, or have kids already. Especially kids as young as 16, 17 which is sad.

[George Gervin's Afro]

a fat guy calling people out for being fat?

[pauls931]

Yeah, San Antonio women are either fat, or pregnant, or have kids already. Especially kids as young as 16, 17 which is sad.

Isn't Houston like #1 for chubbies in TX? Maybe even the entire US?

[djohn2oo8]

Isn't Houston like #1 for chubbies in TX? Maybe even the entire US?

1. Corpus Christi, TX
2. Charleston, WV
3. El Paso, TX
4. Dallas, TX
5. Memphis, TN
6. Kansas City, MO
7. San Antonio, TX
8. Baltimore, MD
9. Houston, TX

http://www.menshealth.com/fattestcities2010/

[djohn2oo8]

The fattest state though, obviously

[pauls931]

1. Corpus Christi, TX
2. Charleston, WV
3. El Paso, TX
4. Dallas, TX
5. Memphis, TN
6. Kansas City, MO
7. San Antonio, TX
8. Baltimore, MD
9. Houston, TX

http://www.menshealth.com/fattestcities2010/

Congrats on dropping out of first place. :) Look like it's a southern thing for the most part. TX is winnin'. Corpus Christi? I guess people don't go running along the sea shore....

[djohn2oo8]

Congrats on dropping out of first place. :) Look like it's a southern thing for the most part. TX is winnin'. Corpus Christi? I guess people don't go running along the sea shore....

Corpus surprised me, but i def wouldn't mind trading rankings with Austin, which is 96th :toast

[greyforest]

"Lot of fat women in San Antonio", "The River Walk is like a dirty creek"


san antonio is ranked 3rd in the US (http://www.forbes.com/2007/11/14/health-obesity-cities-forbeslife-cx_rr_1114obese.html) for obesity, and here's the riverwalk:
http://www.wildnatureimages.com/I%20to%20R/River_Walk_Umbrellas..JPG

we sure have one HELL of a basketball team though.

[rayjayjohnson]

lol swamp walk

[jeebus]

I always advise people to avoid the riverwalk imo. a couple weeks ago, I think one of our local weather guys said he was walking along it and saw dead fish floating in there. it really is an eye sore

[baseline bum]

I always advise people to avoid the riverwalk imo. a couple weeks ago, I think one of our local weather guys said he was walking along it and saw dead fish floating in there. it really is an eye sore

LOL, there's a Mexican restaurant I love to eat at about 4-5 blocks away from the Riverwalk, so some times I'll just go take a walk down there after eating. I always want to grab the tourists by their fucking necks and ask them why they're coming to see a shitty green river lined by really bad restaurants. I mean SA is a cool place to live since virtually everything is cheap as fuck, but just don't see the tourist appeal at all.

[jeebus]

I mean SA is a cool place to live since virtually everything is cheap as fuck, but just don't see the tourist appeal at all.
that's the only reason I'm here: cheap to live and family is here. I plan on moving back north where there are 4 actual seasons and you don't have to worry about water or mexicans imo.
and it's not touristy. I've had multiple friends come down here, visit the alamo, visit the riverwalk, then ask what else is there. unless you wanna hang out with a bunch of fatties at fiesta texas or the whales at sea world, there isn't anything to do. yet these mongoloids that have lived here their whole lives and haven't gone anywhere think it's the best place to livePERIOD dumbasses :lol

[Suspect]

Yeah there really is nothing to do here, I prefer Austin.

[Thread]

Yeah there really is nothing to do here, I prefer Austin.

You ever go up that tower there where Whitman was, Sus?

[BRHornet45]

yet these mongoloids that have lived here their whole lives and haven't gone anywhere think it's the best place to livePERIOD dumbasses :lol

son the same exact thing can be said about Baton Rouge. I swear I have some friends who think this place is such a wonderful city and nothing else compares. its quite comical actually. if it wasn't for LSU then no one would know anything about this place. fortunately I am not tied down here and I travel a lot. I still own a small place in BR, but once you get out and see the rest of the country then that is when you realize just how "third rate" places like San Antonio and Baton Rouge truly are.

[HI-FI]

that's the only reason I'm here: cheap to live and family is here. I plan on moving back north where there are 4 actual seasons and you don't have to worry about water or mexicans imo.
and it's not touristy. I've had multiple friends come down here, visit the alamo, visit the riverwalk, then ask what else is there. unless you wanna hang out with a bunch of fatties at fiesta texas or the whales at sea world, there isn't anything to do. yet these mongoloids that have lived here their whole lives and haven't gone anywhere think it's the best place to livePERIOD dumbasses :lol
i don't really mind Mexicans. i don't want them taking over the joint, but I don't mind them being a minority of the population either. sure there's a lot of Mexican women that are horrid, but every time I've gone down to SA, i've seen some light skinned mixed type that is amazing looking.

I don't understand why players wouldn't want to be here. there's a lot better options, but there's a lot worse to. I'd personally live in Austin and just drive down an hour to SA to practice or play. i'm sure as a baller you could easily scoop up lots of CoEd pussy like it was nothing, help them with their student loans I saiiiidddddd.

my biggest problem with the South in general is the humidity can get bad at times, and i hate large ass roaches, but it seems like this is a problem throughout the south during bad seasons. shit I hear they even have these motherfuckers in places like New Mexico which is dry as balls.

btw scro, what part of the north you from?

[BRHornet45]

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[Suspect]

Im from up north also. I was born in Cleveland but raised in Wyoming though.

[Suspect]

You ever go up that tower there where Whitman was, Sus?
I've never been to any tower in Austin, just the arcade, 6th street and couple other bars/music shows

[HI-FI]

I've never been to any tower in Austin, just the arcade, 6th street and couple other bars/music shows

he's making a Charles Whitman joke. he was real popular in Dale's era, when pussies looked like Caravan of Courage: an Ewok Adventure.

[Thread]

he's making a Charles Whitman joke. he was real popular in Dale's era, when pussies looked like Caravan of Courage: an Ewok Adventure.

It wasn't a joke though. Just thought he might have went up and wondered what that looked like up on that platform.

Relax, HI.

[jeebus]

btw scro, what part of the north you from?
I'm from SA. When I was in the chair force, I lived in northern japan, Utah, and Idaho. I've also made tons of pitstops all over the world and that experience taught me just how completely shitty SA is. About the only thing this place has going for it is the food but that's it. BR's right, once you leave your local area and see how good everywhere else is (cept for detroit, north korea, etc), you'll really have no reason to come back except for family or whatever. I can't stand the heat now that I've experienced 4 real seasons imo :lol

[HI-FI]

I'm from SA. When I was in the chair force, I lived in northern japan, Utah, and Idaho. I've also made tons of pitstops all over the world and that experience taught me just how completely shitty SA is. About the only thing this place has going for it is the food but that's it. BR's right, once you leave your local area and see how good everywhere else is (cept for detroit, north korea, etc), you'll really have no reason to come back except for family or whatever. I can't stand the heat now that I've experienced 4 real seasons imo :lol
so you think Utah or Idaho are better than SA? i've only visited Utah, have visited other states in that area. it's definitely colder, drier, but Utah is fucking weird because of the Mormons.

I've lived all over growing up, family in SA and visited often. like I said, I don't see what is so shitty about it other than it can get hot, humid and Mexicans if that's not your thing. plus those fucking waterbugs, but like i said that's the Southwest. do you even hate Austin as well or is less Mexicans etc...?

I'm not saying SA is where I want to retire, but i think it's got some culture, charm to it. ideally i'd rather live in Northern California, Virginia, somewhere i've been before.

[jeebus]

so you think Utah or Idaho are better than SA? i've only visited Utah, have visited other states in that area. it's definitely colder, drier, but Utah is fucking weird because of the Mormons.

I've lived all over growing up, family in SA and visited often. like I said, I don't see what is so shitty about it other than it can get hot, humid and Mexicans if that's not your thing. plus those fucking waterbugs, but like i said that's the Southwest. do you even hate Austin as well or is less Mexicans etc...?

I'm not saying SA is where I want to retire, but i think it's got some culture, charm to it. ideally i'd rather live in Northern California, Virginia, somewhere i've been before.

it's more about the climate for me. I like cooler weather. I like having water fall from the sky more than once every few months. I enjoy green plants and green grass and green everything instead of the scorched earth we get in SA 10 months out of the year.

Utah wasn't bad and the mormons I met seemed decent enough. all the chicks are fuckin hot as hell but the guys are fucking retards, so they're easy to bypass. and Idaho is just open country tbh; you can do pretty much whatever you want. pretty much an outdoorsman's wet dream

in the states, I'd want to live in the northwest. I spent a week or so around there and it was pretty awesome tbh. no real opinion on Austin as I never spent much time there.

[Koolaid_Man]

so you think Utah or Idaho are better than SA? i've only visited Utah, have visited other states in that area. it's definitely colder, drier, but Utah is fucking weird because of the Mormons.

I've lived all over growing up, family in SA and visited often. like I said, I don't see what is so shitty about it other than it can get hot, humid and Mexicans if that's not your thing. plus those fucking waterbugs, but like i said that's the Southwest. do you even hate Austin as well or is less Mexicans etc...?

I'm not saying SA is where I want to retire, but i think it's got some culture, charm to it. ideally i'd rather live in Northern California, Virginia, somewhere i've been before.

Shitty malls, shitty hookers, shitty, clubs, shitty hotels, shitty fans, shitty team, shitty city, shitty laws, shitty families, shitty shitty shitty shitty....

just fucking shitty everything

[baseline bum]

so you think Utah or Idaho are better than SA? i've only visited Utah, have visited other states in that area. it's definitely colder, drier, but Utah is fucking weird because of the Mormons.

I've lived all over growing up, family in SA and visited often. like I said, I don't see what is so shitty about it other than it can get hot, humid and Mexicans if that's not your thing. plus those fucking waterbugs, but like i said that's the Southwest. do you even hate Austin as well or is less Mexicans etc...?

I'm not saying SA is where I want to retire, but i think it's got some culture, charm to it. ideally i'd rather live in Northern California, Virginia, somewhere i've been before.

You weren't impressed by Utah? I think it's one of the most beautiful places in the US.

[HI-FI]

You weren't impressed by Utah? I think it's one of the most beautiful places in the US.
to be fair, i was only in SLC for a weekend. I really loved the weather, just dry and cool, my style. the Mormon thing bothered me. I'm not against Mormons or any religious people, unless they want to blow me up (shoutout to lefty:tu). it's just the Mormons give SLC a strange Omega Man vibe, I can't describe it. plus the beer is like 2% by law IIRC, and that shit don't fly with me. I like beer strong as hell so I don't have to be bloated all day.

but in all honesty I'd like to check it out some other time. I dug the weather. The women were attractive, which doesn't mean I'll be getting my dick wet, but female scenery is always a plus.

[HI-FI]

Shitty malls, shitty hookers, shitty, clubs, shitty hotels, shitty fans, shitty team, shitty city, shitty laws, shitty families, shitty shitty shitty shitty....

just fucking shitty everything
scro, don't you live in Houston? i consider that shittier than SA. i'm sure there's a lot more to do and the hookers are probably more varied than the stuff that's been brought across the border, but Houston ain't my thing.

it's more about the climate for me. I like cooler weather. I like having water fall from the sky more than once every few months. I enjoy green plants and green grass and green everything instead of the scorched earth we get in SA 10 months out of the year.

Utah wasn't bad and the mormons I met seemed decent enough. all the chicks are fuckin hot as hell but the guys are fucking retards, so they're easy to bypass. and Idaho is just open country tbh; you can do pretty much whatever you want. pretty much an outdoorsman's wet dream

in the states, I'd want to live in the northwest. I spent a week or so around there and it was pretty awesome tbh. no real opinion on Austin as I never spent much time there.
I thought SA had decent rainfall, i guess i was wrong. it has some green though, relatively speaking. least it's part of the Hill Country. Austin has the Greenbelt and I consider it more interesting than SA. surprised you never spent much time there. if I remain in Texas, Austin would be ideal, but so many mofos have moved there it's not quite the same tbh. DFW is too corporate for my tastes, but there is still a possibility I end up there. I want to check out the Northwest more than I have, other than Northern Cali, I haven't been up there.

I dug Virginia a lot as a kid, but no friends or family there anymore. it has 4 seasons so I know the feeling, when I moved to Texas in the middle of a bad summer I wasn't too happy tbh. But i've adapted somewhat. I like both SA and Austin but i realize they aren't the end all be all, tbh I have no fucking clue where i'll end up.

[ElNono]

in the states, I'd want to live in the northwest. I spent a week or so around there and it was pretty awesome tbh.

I lived in Portland, OR for a little over a year... city is great, tbh... the only drawback weather-wise is that it could rain for fucking weeks.

[phyzik]

Question: How many Laker fans on this site actually live in L.A.? I'm seriously curious and I hope you would be honest about it.

a few other things to mention... Barkely is probably hanging out around the river walk... There are always fat bitches there. you hit up the right spots, and you can find some hotties.

second, since there are so many fat bitches around, its easy to get a quick fuck when you want to bust a load, no fishing or game required. Shit, one of the easiest things to do in S.A. is get laid... start talking to the hot chick in a group of fatties, one of them will surely get all arguementive, that's when you strike and talk to that bitch instead and your sure to get some... String that along and either the hot friend will bite or you got yourself a sure fuck for the night. Yeah, there are some nasty fatties in S.A. but most are not as obese as Barkley would like to make you think.

If I ha to give odds for hotties vs fatties in S.A. it would probably be 2/6... meaning, chances are, if you see a group of 6 chicks, at LEAST 2 of them will be hot. You buy the group a few rounds, your pretty much guaranteed to hit something.

[Robz4000]

San Antonio is actually a pretty damn good place to live, but it gets boring as fuck quick. The best thing about it is that you're pretty close to other shit like Austin, South Padre Island, and really only a day or two drive from either coast. I do agree that the Mexicans can be a pretty bad drawback.

[LakeShow]

Question: How many Laker fans on this site actually live in L.A.? I'm seriously curious and I hope you would be honest about it.

a few other things to mention... Barkely is probably hanging out around the river walk... There are always fat bitches there. you hit up the right spots, and you can find some hotties.

second, since there are so many fat bitches around, its easy to get a quick fuck when you want to bust a load, no fishing or game required. Shit, one of the easiest things to do in S.A. is get laid... start talking to the hot chick in a group of fatties, one of them will surely get all arguementive, that's when you strike and talk to that bitch instead and your sure to get some... String that along and either the hot friend will bite or you got yourself a sure fuck for the night. Yeah, there are some nasty fatties in S.A. but most are not as obese as Barkley would like to make you think.

If I ha to give odds for hotties vs fatties in S.A. it would probably be 2/6... meaning, chances are, if you see a group of 6 chicks, at LEAST 2 of them will be hot. You buy the group a few rounds, your pretty much guaranteed to hit something.

I live in LA county but was raised in South Central Los Angeles and I still visit the city of Los Angeles often, just about every weekend.

I have a friend that moved to San Antonio a few years ago. I have never been to San Antonio but of course I jump on anything bad about that city that I hear about. My friend said that it is true about a lot of Fat women in San Antonio but he said that it is getting better. He said when he first got there it was nothing but really big women but he's now found areas where you can find decent, not overweight women.

[I. Hustle]

LOL at wanting to move somewhere else to have 4 actual seasons. That's BS. Who the hell wants to deal with driving in snow up mountains and shit?

SF was pretty cool. I wouldn't mind staying there. Places I went to in Florida (Orlando, Miami, etc.) were cool. Dude is from the SOUF and cold weather is not for me.

[Thread]

I do sea level & below. & I don't do humidity, EVER. It's my religion.

[jeebus]

LOL at wanting to move somewhere else to have 4 actual seasons. That's BS. Who the hell wants to deal with driving in snow up mountains and shit?
lol

driving in snow isn't hard; pretty simple to do tbh. I dunno where you got the mountains though; even if you were driving up and down them on a daily basis, that isn't hard either if you know what you're doing.

[Suspect]

driving in snow isnt bad, not everyone are bad drivers like SA locals. Id kill myself before even thinking about drving in snow in san antonio

[jeebus]

driving in snow isnt bad, not everyone are bad drivers like SA locals. Id kill myself before even thinking about drving in snow in san antonio
true that. the drivers here are so fucking awful at literally everything. it starts to sprinkle? every drives about 20 mph under the speed limit with wipers on the highest speed. it's cold out? better slow down, just in case there's ice. a light dusting of snow on the ground? brace yourselves for about a million car wrecks.

[Killakobe81]

Question: How many Laker fans on this site actually live in L.A.? I'm seriously curious and I hope you would be honest about it.

a few other things to mention... Barkely is probably hanging out around the river walk... There are always fat bitches there. you hit up the right spots, and you can find some hotties.

second, since there are so many fat bitches around, its easy to get a quick fuck when you want to bust a load, no fishing or game required. Shit, one of the easiest things to do in S.A. is get laid... start talking to the hot chick in a group of fatties, one of them will surely get all arguementive, that's when you strike and talk to that bitch instead and your sure to get some... String that along and either the hot friend will bite or you got yourself a sure fuck for the night. Yeah, there are some nasty fatties in S.A. but most are not as obese as Barkley would like to make you think.

If I ha to give odds for hotties vs fatties in S.A. it would probably be 2/6... meaning, chances are, if you see a group of 6 chicks, at LEAST 2 of them will be hot. You buy the group a few rounds, your pretty much guaranteed to hit something.

Grew up there ... elementary, HS and college years ...
Lived in SA for 3 and now Im in DFW ...

SA is cool family antmosphere city but is not anything like L.A., NY, Chitown Seattle or plenty of places I lived or frequent on business ...

[Killakobe81]

I live in LA county but was raised in South Central Los Angeles and I still visit the city of Los Angeles often, just about every weekend.

I have a friend that moved to San Antonio a few years ago. I have never been to San Antonio but of course I jump on anything bad about that city that I hear about. My friend said that it is true about a lot of Fat women in San Antonio but he said that it is getting better. He said when he first got there it was nothing but really big women but he's now found areas where you can find decent, not overweight women.

There is some nice chicks in SA, but 75% are from FL, CA, or LA tbh ...

[mindcrime]

I lived in Portland, OR for a little over a year... city is great, tbh... the only drawback weather-wise is that it could rain for fucking weeks.

I was in Beaverton, OR for a couple of weeks for work about 10 years ago. Lot's of greenery, seemed like a nice place. At least the area I stayed at.

[Trill Clinton]

smh@ all the san antonio slander. it's a pretty chill city if you ask me. nothing like LA or Miami but its cool. what are ya'll expecting out of san antonio? and yes there are a lot of fat bishes, fat people in general here, last i checked most americans are obese. there are plenty of sexy ass latinas and women of other races here. how old are ya'll? i know the 25-30 crowd has plenty of fine women available, don't be shy, they don't bite. i went to a few utsa parties and saw a lot of sexy chicks, a few mud ducks sprinkled in but thats normal. come to the stone oak area on a friday night and i guarantee you will see way more sexy bishes than fat ones. maybe ya'll are older and are seeing the old women who let themselves go.

i never been to sea world so i can't speak on that, fiesta texas has plenty of sexy women walking around in the 18-30 age bracket. but shame of you if you don't take the 30 min drive to schlitterbahn. schlitterbahn>>>>>>>>>any water/themepark below the mason dixon line.

[baseline bum]

lol

driving in snow isn't hard; pretty simple to do tbh. I dunno where you got the mountains though; even if you were driving up and down them on a daily basis, that isn't hard either if you know what you're doing.

Snow isn't a problem. Now if you're driving before 8AM when there's black ice on the road that hasn't melted, that's a whole different story.

[I. Hustle]

lol

driving in snow isn't hard; pretty simple to do tbh. I dunno where you got the mountains though; even if you were driving up and down them on a daily basis, that isn't hard either if you know what you're doing.

Ok, so driving in Colorado. I drove up mountains to get to the resorts. I know not everywhere is like that. I spent time in Indianapolis and Oregon and snow just plain sucks. I take the kids every now and then so they can see the real deal but I would never live in that shit.

Why the hell would I want to be cold and miserable?

[LakeShow]

There is some nice chicks in SA, but 75% are from FL, CA, or LA tbh ...

I believe it. That's what he says too, about nice chicks moving there from Cali.

Really obesity is a problem of the nation. Although California is still tops on beautiful women, we have our share of big women too. Moreso than I recall in all my years of living here. I saw a lady the other day that looked like the Michelin Man. I have never seen so many rolls on a women. It was disgusting. The kids now a days are way bigger than they were when I was coming up also.

[Slim Charles]

LOL at Cali hoes being hot. Those bitches are just as fat. The ones that move to Texas are too poor to stay in Cali. The hot ones stay there. Just like in Miami. San Antonio's slogan should be "Send your fat bitches here, we'll fuck 'em for y'all."

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can't complain too much about ma' city...too many refs for my taste, but at least they're not mexicans

[LakeShow]

LOL at Cali hoes being hot. Those bitches are just as fat. The ones that move to Texas are too poor to stay in Cali. The hot ones stay there. Just like in Miami. San Antonio's slogan should be "Send your fat bitches here, we'll fuck 'em for y'all."

It's nothing like LA in the summertime, believe me. You'll see several hot ones on every corner with little clothing to beat the heat. LA in the summertime is the place to be if you want to see beautiful, fit women.

[Slim Charles]

Lol..Ok, so Cali does have hot ones?

It's nothing like LA in the summertime, believe me. You'll see several hot ones on every corner with little clothing to beat the heat. LA in the summertime is the place to be if you want to see beautiful, fit women.

I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, bitches speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.

[LakeShow]

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;6500979]I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, bitches speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.[/QUOTe

Sorry about that, I edited my post when I realized what you meant.

[jeebus]

Snow isn't a problem. Now if you're driving before 8AM when there's black ice on the road that hasn't melted, that's a whole different story.
when I lived up north and worked nights, I'd have to drive on a sheet of ice every night during the few weeks it got bitter cold. pretty freaky the first few times but I just took it slow and had no problems. can't say the same for walking on it :lol


Ok, so driving in Colorado. I drove up mountains to get to the resorts. I know not everywhere is like that. I spent time in Indianapolis and Oregon and snow just plain sucks. I take the kids every now and then so they can see the real deal but I would never live in that shit.

Why the hell would I want to be cold and miserable?

I'd rather wear a jacket outside for a couple months than be out in ridiculous heat for 9-10 months and not be able to do a thing about it except sweat.

[lebomb]

I love Charles but his whole thought on the subject is wrong..........the only reason to worry about fat women is if that's all you can get. Im not looking at the fat ones to begin with. Im after the minority of fine hoes.

[Slim Charles]

THis is the only way SA will get any play on TNT anyway. So what if they beat the Kobeless, hobbled Nash, crybaby Dwight Lakers? They're losing to whoever they play round two. If by chance they make it to the WCF the OKC Durants are going to do them the way they did the Rockets.

[Thread]

THis is the only way SA will get any play on TNT anyway. So what if they beat the Kobeless, hobbled Nash, crybaby Dwight Lakers? They're losing to whoever they play round two. If by chance they make it to the WCF the OKC Durants are going to do them the way they did the Rockets.

I'm certainly counting on such a scenario.

[Killakobe81]

I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, bitches speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

[FkLA]

:lol at the elitist faggots that bitch about SA but their sorry asses cant get out of a city that supposedly sucks.

If youre stuck living in a :cryshitty city with too many Mexicans:cry what does that say about you? Personally i dont mind it, its home to me and always will be even if I start living somewhere else once I graduate. There is fat women and the riverwalk is overrated, it also isnt a typical big city since theres alot less stuff to do. But at the same time theres alot worse places to live in, its not Baton Rouge or OKC atleast tbh.

[LakeShow]

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

Good post and I agree. People have to also realize that Hollywood is in Southern Cali. Any woman that looks like anything comes to Hollywood, California in hopes of being discovered. Only a few make it so the rest are roaming the streets of LA. :-)

[baseline bum]

when I lived up north and worked nights, I'd have to drive on a sheet of ice every night during the few weeks it got bitter cold. pretty freaky the first few times but I just took it slow and had no problems. can't say the same for walking on it :lol


LOL, years ago I was camping in Yosemite in early July in the high country and we had a full moon so I went and walked a bit from camp. Thought, cool, snow, haven't seen this in years; I'm going to go check it out! when I saw a big shining patch of white on the ground. First step and I was on my ass. :lol

Guess I should have known snow still present in the summer freezes over every night then melts every day, creating a nice thick rock-hard layer of suncupped ice that's about the most unpleasant surface in the world to walk on. At least it was on flat ground or I would have really been fucked. :lol

[baseline bum]

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

North Campus bitches are amazing, but head South and only the Indians and the Persian bitches are hot.

[Killakobe81]

North Campus bitches are amazing, but head South and only the Indians and the Persian bitches are hot.

LOL I forgot the north Campus vs. South campus stereo-types ... I miss college
I stayed at Sproul HAll and Sunset my 2 years on campus good times tbh ...

[Slim Charles]

Are you fools really using college campuses to rep your city? You do know that bitches come from all over the country/world to go to those schools right? I mean even shitty UTSA can boast some hot bitches but they aren't from SA.

[FkLA]

Are you fools really using college campuses to rep your city? You do know that bitches come from all over the country/world to go to those schools right? I mean even shitty UTSA can boast some hot bitches but they aren't from SA.

Using hot women in general is dumb, especially since all those 'beautiful women that come to Hollywood to be discovered' arent taking a second look at any of you homos.

[LakeShow]

Using hot women in general is dumb, especially since all those 'beautiful women that come to Hollywood to be discovered' arent taking a second look at any of you homos.

See thats where you're wrong. Once their dreams of stardom is shattered they often will hook up with the average Joe.

[jeebus]

LOL, years ago I was camping in Yosemite in early July in the high country and we had a full moon so I went and walked a bit from camp. Thought, cool, snow, haven't seen this in years; I'm going to go check it out! when I saw a big shining patch of white on the ground. First step and I was on my ass. :lol

Guess I should have known snow still present in the summer freezes over every night then melts every day, creating a nice thick rock-hard layer of suncupped ice that's about the most unpleasant surface in the world to walk on. At least it was on flat ground or I would have really been fucked. :lol

yup, that's the bitch of it. it'd warm up just enough to melt some snow then freeze down to single digits to ice everything up. I dunno how many times I slipped at night or during the day around buildings because the stupid shade from the buildings would not let the ice melt in the sun.

[Killakobe81]

Disagree sure college campus have chicks from all over but teh majority is usually in-state (due to out of state tution costs) at most of teh best univerities. Sure some are rich and out of state means dyck, and some are on scholarship but the typical 50-60% that does noteven finish with a degree that is usually a good ole California girl. TBH Cali is full of transplants on campus and off but I dont think anyone implied that the beautiful women are all "natives" that's great part of Cali we get the midwest fARMER'S DAUGHTERS, the transplant italian from the east and big booty girls from the south ...it's a haven ...plus we also have the fake plastic hot chicks just like MIA ...

I will say this Dallas is underrated as a place with hot chicks. Sure lots are transplants from other cities but I have been pleasantly surprised ...

[David Duke]

:lol at the elitist faggots that bitch about SA but their sorry asses cant get out of a city that supposedly sucks.

If youre stuck living in a :cryshitty city with too many Mexicans:cry what does that say about you? Personally i dont mind it, its home to me and always will be even if I start living somewhere else once I graduate. There is fat women and the riverwalk is overrated, it also isnt a typical big city since theres alot less stuff to do. But at the same time theres alot worse places to live in, its not Baton Rouge or OKC atleast tbh.

You can kiss my ass burrito boy

[FkLA]

See thats where you're wrong. Once their dreams of stardom is shattered they often will hook up with the average Joe.

Yeah, theres not a city Id rather live in than one where I can get pretentious women who tried and failed to fuck their way to fame. :rolleyes

Give me a nice, affordable city instead tbh. I havent been to many cities but one of my favorites is probably Denver, give me that over all the pretentious shit you see in LA and Miami. More affordable, snow, the Rockies, Wyoming two hours away if youre into outdoor stuff, professional sports year round. Unless its for the betterment of ones career living in those big, pretentious cities makes no sense to me tbh.

[djohn2oo8]

San Antonio is a good place to live if you have a family and raising kids. If you're a college student or whatever, then no it gets boring quick. Nightlife kinda sucks, you see the same people all the time. As far as hot women go, lots of Mexican hoes in SA have at least 3 kids.

[djohn2oo8]

Disagree sure college campus have chicks from all over but teh majority is usually in-state (due to out of state tution costs) at most of teh best univerities. Sure some are rich and out of state means dyck, and some are on scholarship but the typical 50-60% that does noteven finish with a degree that is usually a good ole California girl. TBH Cali is full of transplants on campus and off but I dont think anyone implied that the beautiful women are all "natives" that's great part of Cali we get the midwest fARMER'S DAUGHTERS, the transplant italian from the east and big booty girls from the south ...it's a haven ...plus we also have the fake plastic hot chicks just like MIA ...

I will say this Dallas is underrated as a place with hot chicks. Sure lots are transplants from other cities but I have been pleasantly surprised ...

Truth. I love Austin too and of course the H.

[Killakobe81]

Truth. I love Austin too and of course the H.

HTown got girls with booty ...no doubt about it ...even some of the Beckys ...

[BigTex342006]

I'm not sure what some of you guys are seeing or thinking... maybe most on here are just too young and looking for "clubbing" type of entertainment. SA isn't too bad a place, in fact I like the small town feel of it, and yes it is true that many parts of the town should just be left alone. The real key is that it is the gateway to the beautiful Texas hill country. Not only do you have some great lakes nearby, awesome rivers, but some of the most classic bars and joints in all of Texas. From Kerrville, to Gruene, to Bandera, to Fredericksburg, Canyon Lake....etc. As far as the weather goes....it is pretty damn nice from October to June. I live near Houston right now and the difference in climate is significant. Much drier and pleasant. Hell even when it is boiling in the middle of July or August, just get your ass in the Guadalupe with a cold beer and it is all good. You can have LA... I'll take SA. ( I do like the mountains of the west though...)

[Trill Clinton]

HTown got girls with booty ...no doubt about it ...even some of the Beckys ...

houston women...lawd

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[BRHornet45]

HTown got girls with booty ...no doubt about it ...even some of the Beckys ...

son that wrestling chick Brooke Adams is from H-Town and is always poppin' that thing ...

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[Budkin]

The Riverwalk all lit up during the holidays is pretty awesome whatever you think of it normally.

[BobaFett1]

son that wrestling chick Brooke Adams is from H-Town and is always poppin' that thing ...

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Born: December 4, 1984 (age 28), St. Louis
Height: 5' 4" (1.62 m)
Weight: 112 lbs (50.8 kg)
TV shows: Saturday Night's Main Event, Deep South Wrestling, WWE Saturday Night's Main Event

[BRHornet45]

son I don't watch the show, but apparently she was born in St. Louis and raised in Houston and been there ever since. regardless who cares. just look at those gifs. she could be from New Guinea for all I care.