View Full Version : "Lot of fat women in San Antonio", "The River Walk is like a dirty creek" - Barkley
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:01 AM
LOL sons Barkley laying into boring ass San Antonio just now
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:02 AM
LOL sons Barkley laying into boring ass San Antonio just nowstop lying he didn't say that
Pelicans78
01-21-2011, 12:03 AM
Pretty funny stuff.
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 12:03 AM
Wasn't watching, but no lie about the women
Pelicans78
01-21-2011, 12:03 AM
stop lying he didn't say that
Yeah he did.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:03 AM
lol yes he did about 2 minutes ago on TNT
Venti Quattro
01-21-2011, 12:04 AM
In before the Spurfans who will bash Barkley for being fat, retarded, bankrupt and ringless
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:04 AM
lol yes he did about 2 minutes ago on TNT
I saw it too and he did not say that
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:06 AM
vid coming soon Hec-tor
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:06 AM
I saw it too and he did not say that
lol either you're in denial or trying to make shit up son! u mad?
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:06 AM
I saw it too and he did not say that
I heard it too. Never been to San Antonio so I cant judge. :lol
Edit - I take that back, I went to San Marcus for a AAU tournament. San Marcus is by San Antonio right?
I wouldn't drink out of the river, and there are some hefalumps. Still, no different than any city in the US as far as that's concerned. I spend a great deal of time in Phoenix, plenty of buffarillas there as well.
rayjayjohnson
01-21-2011, 12:10 AM
chuck just dropping truth bombs like only chuck can.
don't blame chuck for being honest. blame SA for being home to fat bitches.
#41 Shoot Em Up
01-21-2011, 12:10 AM
City really is a dump. I mean seriously, not hating but damn so many illegal aliens
and little girls in wedding dresses and little boys walking around barefoot.
Get some class back in that city (not saying their was much before but still)
Ditty
01-21-2011, 12:10 AM
:cry
No please do not tell me he really meant that son
:depressed
chuck just dropping truth bombs like only chuck can.
don't blame chuck for being honest. blame SA for being home to fat bitches.
Just got back from Denver last week. Texas Roadhouse there had an auctioneer and an ear tagger at the door.
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:11 AM
lol either you're in denial or trying to make shit up son! u mad?
Barkley shouldn't be hittin people with fat quips...that muthafucker got his own issues...and another thing as long as that pussy is fat it's all good for me...I'd even pull a LNGrrr and fuck an illegal alien...wouldn't marry the bitch though...:lol
rayjayjohnson
01-21-2011, 12:12 AM
Just got back from Denver last week. Texas Roadhouse there had an auctioneer and an ear tagger at the door.
son, i live in sydney australia.
try harder.
Venti Quattro
01-21-2011, 12:12 AM
son, i live in sydney australia.
try harder.
Hi Nuggets-Fan :lmao
I heard it too. Never been to San Antonio so I cant judge. :lol
Edit - I take that back, I went to San Marcus for a AAU tournament. San Marcus is by San Antonio right?
No.
San Marcos is about 40 miles North. Never heard of San Marcus. Do you live in Dallus?
j.dizzle
01-21-2011, 12:14 AM
http://www.rednecksrevenge.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/FatMexicanWomancropped.jpg
son, i live in sydney australia.
try harder.
Yeah, no fat chicks in Oz.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:14 AM
Barkley shouldn't be hittin people with fat quips...that muthafucker got his own issues...and another thing as long as that pussy is fat it's all good for me...I'd even pull a LNGrrr and fuck an illegal alien...wouldn't marry the bitch though...:lol
You better man than me:toast
rayjayjohnson
01-21-2011, 12:14 AM
Hi Nuggets-Fan :lmao
Hi rapist-apologiser.
http://www.rednecksrevenge.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/FatMexicanWomancropped.jpg
How the fuck did you get a pic of my wife?
rayjayjohnson
01-21-2011, 12:15 AM
Yeah, no fat chicks in Oz.
bet there's less than in texas. isn't everything bigger in texas?
Venti Quattro
01-21-2011, 12:16 AM
Hi rapist-apologiser.
Hi Kate Faber-sympathizer
#41 Shoot Em Up
01-21-2011, 12:16 AM
bet there's less than in texas. isn't everything bigger in texas?
That LA pussy is bomb, just ask my nigga Too Kool
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:16 AM
No.
San Marcos is about 40 miles North. Never heard of San Marcus. Do you live in Dallus?
Thanks, I live in Arlington. If that is the case then I must have went in San Antonio for some other reason. I know I went there for something.
Edit - I got it, Sea World. I went to Sea World as a kid.
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 12:17 AM
That LA pussy is bomb, just ask my nigga Too Kool
It was a man that kool paid, tbh
#41 Shoot Em Up
01-21-2011, 12:17 AM
Dallas women nice, Houston got some diamonds too.
If you want that fat smelly koochi head to spicville
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:18 AM
http://www.rednecksrevenge.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/FatMexicanWomancropped.jpg
I would absolutely fuck this chic...if for nothing else the thrill of it...sure I fuck fit chics all the time...but real talk when you fuck a chic like this it's exciting...the fun is in actually finding the pussy...It's fucking like being at a carnival man...:lol you gotta try it at least once...you don't even have to tell your homies...
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:19 AM
I would absolutely fuck this chic...if for nothing else the thrill of it...sure I fuck fit chics all the time...but real talk when you fuck a chic like this it's exciting...the fun is in actually finding the pussy...It's fucking like being at a carnival man...:lol you gotta try it at least once...you don't even have to tell your homies...:vomit:
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:20 AM
"I took a walk on the beautiful River Walk last night. There’s just some puddles here and there," Jackson said. "This morning, the ducks were still out playing in the puddles, so it was kind of quaint. I understand they clean it up this time of the year, get in there and dredge it a little bit. There wasn’t much beauty in San Antonio this trip."
- Phil Jackson
:lol
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:21 AM
I would absolutely fuck this chic...if for nothing else the thrill of it...sure I fuck fit chics all the time...but real talk when you fuck a chic like this it's exciting...the fun is in actually finding the pussy...It's fucking like being at a carnival man...:lol you gotta try it at least once...you don't even have to tell your homies...
Damn man you got me curious. I may just try this:lol
Edit - :whine
I would absolutely fuck this chic...if for nothing else the thrill of it...sure I fuck fit chics all the time...but real talk when you fuck a chic like this it's exciting...the fun is in actually finding the pussy...It's fucking like being at a carnival man...:lol you gotta try it at least once...you don't even have to tell your homies...
Your dick can barely make into a skinny woman's foamy gash. A heifer like that wouldn't even know you were around while you were back there screaming "suffer bitch!".
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:23 AM
Your dick can barely make into a skinny woman's foamy gash. A heifer like that wouldn't even know you were around while you were back there screaming "suffer bitch!".
:lmao
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:23 AM
:vomit:
that's because you need to fuck a bitch first...accomplish that shit and then you graduate to Kool's outer space level...
crc21209
01-21-2011, 12:23 AM
:lol I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...
Ditty
01-21-2011, 12:24 AM
Dallas women nice, Houston got some diamonds too.
If you want that fat smelly koochi head to spicville
:lol
there's hot women everywhere if you actually look at girls brah
:lol I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...
If you were in N.O., there's a good chance you would be back in SA by the end of the year, when the levee breaks again.
Ditty
01-21-2011, 12:24 AM
lol Katrina
:lol
there's hot women everywhere if you actually look at girls brah
Finland... nothing like it except Sweden but you cannot tell men from women over there. Kool AIDS would be in stump heaven.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:25 AM
:lol I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...
:nope New Orleans didn't do anything to you. How are you just gonna bring New Orleans up out of nowhere?
Darth_Pelican
01-21-2011, 12:25 AM
:lol I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...
How is that relevant to what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio? And also how did "rich" San Antonio's NFL team do this season?
crc21209
01-21-2011, 12:26 AM
If you were in N.O., there's a good chance you would be back in SA by the end of the year, when the levee breaks again.
:lol True. Thanks for all the extra people Louisiana! The people realized Texas was so much better than Louisiana that they stayed here....:lol
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 12:27 AM
:lol True. Thanks for all the extra people Louisiana! The people realized Texas was so much better than Louisiana that they stayed here....:lol
:lol
crc21209
01-21-2011, 12:27 AM
:nope New Orleans didn't do anything to you. How are you just gonna bring New Orleans up out of nowhere?
Because BR brought this thread up..:lol Duurrrr...
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:27 AM
that's because you need to fuck a bitch first...accomplish that shit and then you graduate to Kool's outer space level...sure kid sure :toast
How is that relevant to what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio? And also how did "rich" San Antonio's NFL team do this season?
They made more money than your BB team.
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:28 AM
Your dick can barely make into a skinny woman's foamy gash. A heifer like that wouldn't even know you were around while you were back there screaming "suffer bitch!".
are you willing to testify? if so tell them when and where Kool took you...
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:28 AM
:lol True. Thanks for all the extra people Louisiana! The people realized Texas was so much better than Louisiana that they stayed here....:lolthat's the reason why SA is the way it is then
Trainwreck2100
01-21-2011, 12:28 AM
there are no lie
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 12:28 AM
lol using FEMA money to buy $2000 purses and shit
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:28 AM
:lol True. Thanks for all the extra people Louisiana! The people realized Texas was so much better than Louisiana that they stayed here....:lol
Yo if your gonna talk shit about place talk shit about Alabama. Thats where Chuck is from. :hat
Pelicans78
01-21-2011, 12:29 AM
Yo if your gonna talk shit about place talk shit about Alabama. Thats where Chuck is from. :hat
Mostly Dallas and Houston. Not so much in San Antonio.
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:30 AM
I guess when a SA lady says...
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
...they mean that literally :lol
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:30 AM
lol using FEMA money to buy $2000 purses and shitand that's a fact
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:30 AM
Because BR brought this thread up..:lol Duurrrr...
He's only messenger. Why you fuckin wit him?:lol
Pelicans78
01-21-2011, 12:30 AM
But most of the evacuees settled in nearby Baton Rogue.
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:31 AM
Plus BRHornet really has no sentimental ties to NO... he already jumped into the Kentucky Hornets bandwagon...
Trainwreck2100
01-21-2011, 12:32 AM
I guess when a SA lady says...
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
...they mean that literally :lol
damn i feel sorry for them bitches shoes
BanditHiro
01-21-2011, 12:34 AM
is kool-aids from Houston?
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:34 AM
is kool-aids from Houston?
Yes
are you willing to testify? if so tell them when and where Kool took you...
OK... seriously you want me to tell everyone?
OK... you asked for it...
So this slob shows up around midnight on the city bus, and he's wearing this Michael Jackson Beat It jacket and parachute pants. He's rubbing himself and licking his lips. He proceeds to strip down to nothing but his holey whitey tighties and asks me to film him trying to suck his own cock. I start setting up the camera while this guy starts groaning and struggling to touch his toes. After about 20 minutes of this shit, I asked him "are you going to do anything or just stand there with those fucking beer coaster sized areolas the color of burnt cork, and those fucking shit stained Fruit o' the Looms?" He starts crying and going on about how he was raised wrong, how he was treated as a kid and starts showing me the cigarette burns inflicted upon him by the Game Warden who caught him poaching carp from a nearby stream. He had to pay the warden somehow, so I didn't fault him for that. I tried to reassure him that the money he would get for sucking his own cock could easily pay for a Whataburger and a bus ticket, but he couldn't stop shaking. I just ushered him outside and closed the door. I have no idea where he went.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:36 AM
lol Spurs fans get so mad so easily!!! ... bringing up Katrina whenever Barkley hated on your boring ass city!
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:36 AM
OK... seriously you want me to tell everyone?
OK... you asked for it...
So this slob shows up around midnight on the city bus, and he's wearing this Michael Jackson Beat It jacket and parachute pants. He's rubbing himself and licking his lips. He proceeds to strip down to nothing but his holey whitey tighties and asks me to film him trying to suck his own cock. I start setting up the camera while this guy starts groaning and struggling to touch his toes. After about 20 minutes of this shit, I asked him "are you going to do anything or just stand there with those fucking beer coaster sized areolas the color of burnt cork, and those fucking shit stained Fruit o' the Looms?" He starts crying and going on about how he was raised wrong, how he was treated as a kid and starts showing me the cigarette burns inflicted upon him by the Game Warden who caught him poaching carp from a nearby stream. He had to pay the warden somehow, so I didn't fault him for that. I tried to reassure him that the money he would get for sucking his own cock could easily pay for a Whataburger and a bus ticket, but he couldn't stop shaking. I just ushered him outside and closed the door. I have no idea where he went.:wow :lol
Trainwreck2100
01-21-2011, 12:37 AM
lol Spurs fans get so mad so easily!!! ... bringing up Katrina whenever Barkley hated on your boring ass city!
wtf you talkin bout i agreed
lol Spurs fans get so mad so easily!!! ... bringing up Katrina whenever Barkley hated on your boring ass city!
U mad? I'm just the messenger... it really happened.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:38 AM
wtf you talkin bout i agreed
son 90% of Spurs fans are so mad about this
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:39 AM
OK... seriously you want me to tell everyone?
OK... you asked for it...
So this slob shows up around midnight on the city bus, and he's wearing this Michael Jackson Beat It jacket and parachute pants. He's rubbing himself and licking his lips. He proceeds to strip down to nothing but his holey whitey tighties and asks me to film him trying to suck his own cock. I start setting up the camera while this guy starts groaning and struggling to touch his toes. After about 20 minutes of this shit, I asked him "are you going to do anything or just stand there with those fucking beer coaster sized areolas the color of burnt cork, and those fucking shit stained Fruit o' the Looms?" He starts crying and going on about how he was raised wrong, how he was treated as a kid and starts showing me the cigarette burns inflicted upon him by the Game Warden who caught him poaching carp from a nearby stream. He had to pay the warden somehow, so I didn't fault him for that. I tried to reassure him that the money he would get for sucking his own cock could easily pay for a Whataburger and a bus ticket, but he couldn't stop shaking. I just ushered him outside and closed the door. I have no idea where he went.
I have no fucking clue of what your talking about, but that was funny ass story though :lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:39 AM
Yes
absolutely wrong...:lol
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:39 AM
lol Spurs fans get so mad so easily!!! ... bringing up Katrina whenever Barkley hated on your boring ass city!
Son, calm down, don't hate on everybody... :lol
Darth_Pelican
01-21-2011, 12:39 AM
lol Spurs fans get so mad so easily!!! ... bringing up Katrina whenever Barkley hated on your boring ass city!
:lol New Orleans had nothing to do with what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio, but they start with the "but but, Katrina.... but, but, New Orleans Hornets suck and have no money" to cover up their butthurt.
Completely irrelevant to the entire title of the thread.
BanditHiro
01-21-2011, 12:40 AM
son 90% of Spurs fans are so mad about this
sons you were cooler when you were all melancholy and stuff
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:41 AM
:lol I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...
I've lived in San Antonio, and I've visited New Orleans a ton of times. New Orleans is more fun, hands down. More to do, and it doesn't shut down at 10 at night on weekdays.
Trainwreck2100
01-21-2011, 12:41 AM
son 90% of Spurs fans are so mad about this
have you been upstairs lately? 90% of those people are fucking idiots
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:41 AM
OK... seriously you want me to tell everyone?
OK... you asked for it...
So this slob shows up around midnight on the city bus, and he's wearing this Michael Jackson Beat It jacket and parachute pants. He's rubbing himself and licking his lips. He proceeds to strip down to nothing but his holey whitey tighties and asks me to film him trying to suck his own cock. I start setting up the camera while this guy starts groaning and struggling to touch his toes. After about 20 minutes of this shit, I asked him "are you going to do anything or just stand there with those fucking beer coaster sized areolas the color of burnt cork, and those fucking shit stained Fruit o' the Looms?" He starts crying and going on about how he was raised wrong, how he was treated as a kid and starts showing me the cigarette burns inflicted upon him by the Game Warden who caught him poaching carp from a nearby stream. He had to pay the warden somehow, so I didn't fault him for that. I tried to reassure him that the money he would get for sucking his own cock could easily pay for a Whataburger and a bus ticket, but he couldn't stop shaking. I just ushered him outside and closed the door. I have no idea where he went.
so imaginative...I like...:hat
that was just the forward proceed to Chapter 1 please...
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:42 AM
sons you were cooler when you were all melancholy and stuff
son I bring up something that Charles said and then I get attacked with Katrina smack ... I'm the victim here!
:lol New Orleans had nothing to do with what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio, but they start with the "but but, Katrina.... but, but, New Orleans Hornets suck and have no money" to cover up their butthurt.
Completely irrelevant to the entire title of the thread.
I simply stated that, if he moved to Nawlins, he would be back in SA in a year. I didn't attack anyone or mention the last debacle. I just said the levee won't hold. Sue me.
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:43 AM
absolutely wrong...:lol
Even though I no longer reside there LA is my hometown from my grade school through college yrs and where 80% of my extended family lives. We or should I say my parents :lol ( soon to be my shit though) have property in LA, Houston, Kansas, and New Jersey so it's all good. I spend most of my time traveling between LA , Houston and Nevada. However if you want to have a fight in the parking lot I will meet you wherever...just don't pull a Vulvaface on me....:lol and don't worry about when and where, and how much I post here...just deal with the fact that you're a pee-on and I'm not...:toast
:lol
son I bring up something that Charles said and then I get attacked with Katrina smack ... I'm the victim here!
Go get your 2000 dollar aid card... and there's a warm seat in the Alamo dome for you (you might have to share).
Darth_Pelican
01-21-2011, 12:43 AM
I've lived in San Antonio, and I've visited New Orleans a ton of times. New Orleans is more fun, hands down. More to do, and it doesn't shut down at 10 at night on weekdays.
If you can't have a blast in New Orleans, then you can't have fun ANYWHERE :toast
You live in the Boston/Cambridge area? I made it to Boston this summer to see the Red Sox play... great city, fun times.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:43 AM
I simply stated that, if he moved to Nawlins, he would be back in SA in a year. I didn't attack anyone or mention the last debacle. I just said the levee won't hold. Sue me.
and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:44 AM
the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a fucking idiot you are sir...:lol
and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!
In all my life I have never met a Mexican named Pablo. Mexicans don't steal jobs, that would be impossible. Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.
Ditty
01-21-2011, 12:45 AM
Go get your 2000 dollar aid card... and there's a warm seat in the Alamo dome for you (you might have to share).
just send them to the east side of san antonio while your at it then
the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a fucking idiot you are sir...:lol
Did your moms and pops send you tickets?
Wait until you get your first paycheck. That day will rock.
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:46 AM
this thread is full of posters...ahhh my Children have come to see me...now embrace me as your father...
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:46 AM
Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.
son I'm a zebra damnit! don't call me a black man!
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:46 AM
and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!
Wait, I thought Pablo was fixing the levee. :lol
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
Wait, I thought Pablo was fixing the levee. :lol
well then there's the problem ...
just send them to the east side of san antonio while your at it then
Ok,
Go over towards Stockdale but not that far, you will see some rail cars and shit. Bunk there.
HeatChamps
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
All Barkley needs to say now is he went to the River Walk and all he ended up with was a rash. haha
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
The obligatory
http://www.gifanatics.com/files/Jackson_popcorn.gif
hater
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
LMAO Fat Antonio
Charles was ruthless and TNT too, with that pic of Miss San Antonio.
:lmao
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
If you can't have a blast in New Orleans, then you can't have fun ANYWHERE :toast
You live in the Boston/Cambridge area? I made it to Boston this summer to see the Red Sox play... great city, fun times.
Honolulu now DH. I'm AF, stationed at Hickam AFB, Keesler before that, Randolph before that.
Glad you liked Boston! It's great on a nice summer day, tons to do. Glad you got to see Fenway too. I'm originally from Lynn, MA about 10 miles north of Boston.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:47 AM
In all my life I have never met a Mexican named Pablo. Mexicans don't steal jobs, that would be impossible. Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.
I agree if Mexican stole your job you must be pretty bad it. :lol
son I'm a zebra damnit! don't call me a black man!
I called your ass black. Even zebras have black assholes, just ask Kool AIDS
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:48 AM
the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a fucking idiot you are sir...:lol
The question was:
is kool-aids from Houston?
which I took to mean where you're from now (as in where do you live now), not originally.
What All-Star weekend? :lol
Pelicans78
01-21-2011, 12:48 AM
and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!
And his identity
http://www.iministries.org/Content/10267/PhotoGalleries/91196/91205-large.jpg?0901091010
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:49 AM
son I'm a zebra damnit! don't call me a black man!
What the fuck is Zebra?
Honolulu now DH. I'm AF, stationed at Hickam AFB, Keesler before that, Randolph before that.
Glad you liked Boston! It's great on a nice summer day, tons to do. Glad you got to see Fenway too. I'm originally from Lynn, MA about 10 miles north of Boston.
Keesler was fun, Lowry was fun, didn't get to do HI. Not many COTUS bases were fun, but a few along the coast were cool and Denver.
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:50 AM
Did your moms and pops send you tickets?
Wait until you get your first paycheck. That day will rock.
really...so Did Chuck-E-Cheese send you the check in the mail or did they pay you cash?
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:50 AM
And for all the people hating because of Katrina, I can tell you there's probably as many low-class citizens on the south side of San Antonio as there were in the Ninth Ward.
Katrina was fucking vicious. I came back from a deployment a week after it hit Biloxi. Looked like Godzilla stormed through.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 12:50 AM
What the fuck is Zebra?
see Obama
see Blake Griffin
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:50 AM
What the fuck is Zebra?
It's like a horse, but with white and black stripes... here:
http://www.shoarns.com/Hartmanns%20Zebra%20web%20ma_Aug_20052099-08-03_14-02-03.jpg
I don't know how he types on a keyboard, tbh
And his identity
http://www.iministries.org/Content/10267/PhotoGalleries/91196/91205-large.jpg?0901091010
"My name is pancho
I work on the rancho
I makey 5 dollars a day
I go to see Lucy
She geeve me some pooosey
and takey my 5 dollars away"
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:51 AM
Keesler was fun, Lowry was fun, didn't get to do HI. Not many COTUS bases were fun, but a few along the coast were cool and Denver.
Keesler sucked after Katrina heh. And yeah, I'm hoping to go to Europe when my DEROS is up.
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:51 AM
What the fuck is Zebra?a ref?
It's like a horse, but with white and black stripes... here:
http://www.shoarns.com/Hartmanns%20Zebra%20web%20ma_Aug_20052099-08-03_14-02-03.jpg
I don't know how he types on a keyboard, tbh
Joey Crawford!
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:52 AM
see Obama
see Blake Griffin
Yeah, I figured that shit out 2 seconds after I posted my last post.
Keesler sucked after Katrina heh. And yeah, I'm hoping to go to Europe when my DEROS is up.
What's your MOS?
ElNono
01-21-2011, 12:52 AM
tbh, I've been to San Antonio quite a few times, and if you think the Riverwalk is skanky, you haven't really gone outside the 410 loop... :lol
tbh, I've been to San Antonio quite a few times, and if you think the Riverwalk is skanky, you haven't really gone outside the 410 loop... :lol
No shit. Go to Floresville.
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:53 AM
Keesler sucked after Katrina heh. And yeah, I'm hoping to go to Europe when my DEROS is up.are you Security Forces?
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:54 AM
What's your MOS?
We call it AFSC, but 3D172/Cyber Transport. Used to be known as 3C2/Tech Control.
I've been out so long.
I was PMEL
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:55 AM
are you Security Forces?
Nope, network guy.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:56 AM
LOL, yall know yall have like six conversations going on in 1 thread right now.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 12:57 AM
And that's new?
No, there just so random tho:lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 12:57 AM
The question was:
which I took to mean where you're from now (as in where do you live now), not originally.
What All-Star weekend? :lol
so would you like to know why I'm in Houston temporarily....Some shit went down in LA over some married Ho's ...my cousins porn business and some other shit and my parents went fucking nuts...
that's all you homo's get...:lmao
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:58 AM
Nope, network guy.easy job
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 12:59 AM
so would you like to know why I'm in Houston temporarily....Some shit went down in LA over some married Ho's ...my cousins porn business and some other shit and my parents went fucking nuts...
that's all you homo's get...:lmao
Surprised you didn't flee to the Hawaiian timeshare, tbh
so would you like to know why I'm in Houston temporarily....Some shit went down in LA over some married Ho's ...my cousins porn business and some other shit and my parents went fucking nuts...
that's all you homo's get...:lmao
I described it on the previous page.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:00 AM
easy job
Easy like, don't have to get airdropped into combat? Yes then :lol
Edit: assuming I don't go to a combat comm squadron...
NRHector
01-21-2011, 01:01 AM
Easy like, don't have to get airdropped into combat? Yes then :lol
Edit: assuming I don't go to a combat comm squadron...exactly
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:01 AM
I described it on the previous page.
the comment under you avatar is misleading...you can't have a big Dick if you have a Tiny erection...:lmao
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:02 AM
exactly
Gotta have comm to do all that stuff too brahmin :lol
ElNono
01-21-2011, 01:04 AM
so would you like to know why I'm in Houston temporarily....
I don't wanna know anything. I didn't even ask the question :lol
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 01:04 AM
the comment under you avatar is misleading...you can't have a big Dick if you have a Tiny erection...:lmao
Say stop this shit with DMC right now. I want to know more about your cousins porn business? :hat
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:05 AM
are you Security Forces?
that nigga secuity over the toilet detail...get your toothbrush ready Lngrr 10-hut muthafucker...:lol 10-hut
crc21209
01-21-2011, 01:06 AM
Charles is obviously a San Antonio hater because lets face it, the % of overweight people in all of the United States is at an all-time high. Why doesnt he call out Birmingham, Alabama? They were #10 on the "Fattest cities in America" list. San Antonio isnt even the fattest city in Texas..:lol. Chuck should call out his beloved Dallas city, which is ranked as the 4th fattest city in the country.
the comment under you avatar is misleading...you can't have a big Dick if you have a Tiny erection...:lmao
I've heard them all in the past 10 years I've been using that name. Yours is probably the most used.
Tiny Elvis Bitch! :toast
NRHector
01-21-2011, 01:07 AM
Gotta have comm to do all that stuff too brahmin :lolnow an easy job was MWR, they were just passing dry towels and keep your ID
ButtHurt Committee
01-21-2011, 01:07 AM
Let me tell you a thing or two about fat chics. First of all, Chuck is right about San Antonio. The fat fugglies out number the good looking ones 10-1, easy. Second, these fat bitches love to fuck, I'm serious too. I don't know what it is about my tall sexy ass, but I'm a fat chic magnet.... shiiiit!!! I mean, I get em chasing me all over the place, at the gas station, grocery store, the cleaners, you name it, I cant hide from em. So, it's only natural that I take down a few here and there. There's some benefits to this... and I'll list them.
1. Never worry about letting the light of day hit her face. They know that you will not be seen in public with them, especially during the day time.
2. You never have to worry about taking them to dinner... THEY STAY FED!!!
3. The fucking is non-stop with these bitches. I mean, it's like they never can get enough. Some of you guys that are married to em know exactly what I'm talking about.
4. No need for flattery. I'm not good at it anyway, but they know not to expect it.
5. And last but not least, they will foot the room bill. Trust me on this one fellas, there's nothing like going out getting laid, not having to buy dinner, get straight to fucking, and not having to pay for the room. It's golden.:toast
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:09 AM
Say stop this shit with DMC right now. I want to know more about your cousins porn business? :hat
dude...I'm from LA ain't too much I haven't seen or heard...how you think you gonna get at me through that media...my game is pimp tight son...
sure I can trade with ya but not the jackpot you're hoping for :lol
now what you wanna know?
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:12 AM
Let me tell you a thing or two about fat chics. First of all, Chuck is right about San Antonio. The fat fugglies out number the good looking ones 10-1, easy. Second, these fat bitches love to fuck, I'm serious too. I don't know what it is about my tall sexy ass, but I'm a fat chic magnet.... shiiiit!!! I mean, I get em chasing me all over the place, at the gas station, grocery store, the cleaners, you name it, I cant hide from em. So, it's only natural that I take down a few here and there. There's some benefits to this... and I'll list them.
1. Never worry about letting the light of day hit her face. They know that you will not be seen in public with them, especially during the day time.
2. You never have to worry about taking them to dinner... THEY STAY FED!!!
3. The fucking is non-stop with these bitches. I mean, it's like they never can get enough. Some of you guys that are married to em know exactly what I'm talking about.
4. No need for flattery. I'm not good at it anyway, but they know not to expect it.
5. And last but not least, they will foot the room bill. Trust me on this one fellas, there's nothing like going out getting laid, not having to buy dinner, get straight to fucking, and not having to pay for the room. It's golden.:toast
yeah... you a G alright...I tried telling these niggas...but for me right now...it's just the fun of it all...I guess though you would have had to fuck many a bitch to get to this mindset...these niggas just ain't fucked enough yet...:lol
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 01:13 AM
dude...I'm from LA ain't too much I haven't seen or heard...how you think you gonna get at me through that media...my game is pimp tight son...
sure I can trade with ya but not the jackpot you're hoping for :lol
now what you wanna know?
Who? Where? What? etc....
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:15 AM
I've heard them all in the past 10 years I've been using that name. Yours is probably the most used.
Tiny Elvis Bitch! :toast
so you a tiny bitch that looks like Elvis? :lol gotdam....I'll pass on the Elvis look-a-like pussy...
ElNono
01-21-2011, 01:15 AM
tbh, Chuck would feel right at home in San Antonio next to some chubby mama... :lol
Roger Freemason Jr.
01-21-2011, 01:17 AM
lol, there's fat girls everywhere in America. These insults are mighty weak, Chuck with his pathetic trolling attempt. I find it hilarious that a grown man has to say things like that as well. Some people are just stuck in high school with their mindsets.
ButtHurt Committee
01-21-2011, 01:17 AM
yeah... you a G alright...I tried telling these niggas...but for me right now...it's just the fun of it all...I guess though you would have had to fuck many a bitch to get to this mindset...these niggas just ain't fucked enough yet...:lol
Well, a lot of these guys are what you call... henpecked. Fucking more than two or three girls in a life time seems impossible to them because they spend years taking orders from the one they fell in love with in the 6th grade. Nothing you can do about that.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:18 AM
now an easy job was MWR, they were just passing dry towels and keep your ID
:lmao Very true. Getting contracted out at a lot of bases.
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:18 AM
Who? Where? What? etc....
Who - Many Ho's
Where - LA and surrounding counties
What - Oral, Anal, Cumshots, Tit Fucking, Bondage, Tricks, ohh and Married Ho's....Married Ho Orgies...:lmao
jeebus
01-21-2011, 01:19 AM
I've been out so long.
I was PMEL
My torque wrenches and digital calipers are due, bitches!
ButtHurt Committee
01-21-2011, 01:20 AM
tbh, Chuck would feel right at home in San Antonio next to some chubby mama... :lol
Not really. Chuck is fat and rich. He's recognized by his status and wealth. Women don't view him as fat, only his wallet. Also, he just may have the mindset of the fat chics that chase me all over the world. They know I'm out of their league, but they can't help but to love something sexy.:lol
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 01:22 AM
Who - Many Ho's
Where - LA and surrounding counties
What - Oral, Anal, Cumshots, Tit Fucking, Bondage, Tricks, ohh and Married Ho's....Married Ho Orgies...:lmao
So.........were you a..part of any of this?
Ima be frank, so your saying you were a porn star at one time?
ElNono
01-21-2011, 01:22 AM
Who - Many Ho's
Where - LA and surrounding counties
What - Oral, Anal, Cumshots, Tit Fucking, Bondage, Tricks, ohh and Married Ho's....Married Ho Orgies...:lmao
What happened when you woke up? :lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:22 AM
Surprised you didn't flee to the Hawaiian timeshare, tbh
what don't you understand about the words time and share?
jeebus
01-21-2011, 01:23 AM
Nope, network guy.
God I wish I had that job
NRHector
01-21-2011, 01:24 AM
What happened when you woke up? :lolhis bed was wet :lol
ElNono
01-21-2011, 01:24 AM
Not really. Chuck is fat and rich. He's recognized by his status and wealth. Women don't view him as fat, only his wallet. Also, he just may have the mindset of the fat chics that chase me all over the world. They know I'm out of their league, but they can't help but to love something sexy.:lol
You have to wonder how much he has left after those Vegas trips... and if he ever stopped...
And tbh, I don't really know if fat chicks dig greasy pakis, so you might be onto something there :lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:26 AM
So.........were you a..part of any of this?
Ima be frank, so your saying you were a porn star at one time?
of course I was... but I never was nor do I consider myself a porn star... I didn't star in any of the films...but was I fucking many of them...some were self righteous and one bitch tried to scream rape...she forgot we had cameras all over the fucking place... well let's just say...it's the cost of doing business in the industry...:lol
Trainwreck2100
01-21-2011, 01:27 AM
they made another big momma movie? seriously
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 01:27 AM
of course I was... but I never was nor do I consider myself a porn star... I didn't star in any of the films...but was I fucking many of them...some were self righteous and one bitch tried to scream rape...she forgot we had cameras all over the fucking place... well let's just say...it's the cost of doing business in the industry...:lol
Hmmmm.........I believe this:toast
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:31 AM
Hmmmm.........I believe this:toast
There are snippets out there of Kool off the record....how much is a link to my personal website worth to ya? :lmao...if I did that ST would bow in my honor...:lol
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 01:34 AM
There are snippets out there of Kool off the record....how much is a link to my personal website worth to ya? :lmao...if I did that ST would bow in my honor...:lol
Naw man im cool. Not a fan of watching people fuck. seeing a chicks pussy interests me but I gag at the sight of another man's dick. :lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:40 AM
Naw man im cool. Not a fan of watching people fuck. seeing a chicks pussies interests me but I gag at the sight of another man's dick. :lol
you obviously ain't fucking yet...a pussy only interests you...that's it...so what you gonna do...just look at that still pussy and wonder...:lol if you confident in your sexuality no need to trip...dudes fucking bitches in front of others is normal...remember ain't no fun if my homie can't have none...
in college me and my homies had fun with them Ho's...wasn't no shame in our game...:lmao
5cSbB_0MeZo
Duncan2177
01-21-2011, 01:41 AM
Barkley is a joke.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:43 AM
what don't you understand about the words time and share?
Just use your ninja powers and demand time now
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:45 AM
God I wish I had that job
Visit your AF recuiter today! :lol
ButtHurt Committee
01-21-2011, 01:49 AM
Naw man im cool. Not a fan of watching people fuck. seeing a chicks pussy interests me but I gag at the sight of another man's dick. :lol
Then what do you do, just pay to watch chics on web cam fingering themselves? It's the dick slamming against the pussy is what makes you jack off. It reminds you of yourself. Well, not you.:lol
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:50 AM
Visit your AF recuiter today! :lol
you do realize they only tell that shit "Be all you can be" and the "Few the proud the marines" to ghetto dwellers and red necks living in trailers such as yourself...they'd never approach a nigga like me with that fake ass shit...riding up in the hood in Hummer's and shit trying to catch the uneducated and unsuspecting...I guess they got your ass...:lol
24/7 toilet detail muthafucker...now back to it Lng...:lmao
ButtHurt Committee
01-21-2011, 01:50 AM
Visit your AF recuiter today! :lol
Hey Jr. I got a buddy interested in the AF. I'm trying to discourage him with some rumor I once heard about the AF not allowing recruits with bad credit. Is that true?
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 01:52 AM
Then what do you do, just pay to watch chics on web cam fingering themselves? It's the dick slamming against the pussy is what makes you jack off. It reminds you of yourself. Well, not you.:lol
:lmao
jeebus
01-21-2011, 01:59 AM
Visit your AF recuiter today! :lol
No thanks, I just got out. Don't wanna do 6 more years of stupidity
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 02:06 AM
Barkley is a joke.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l2VT7bYUEaY/TRkn7HrfBQI/AAAAAAAAQO4/Fg0z7-WFr_M/s1600/u-mad+%252816%2529.jpg
ALVAREZ6
01-21-2011, 02:42 AM
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LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 02:43 AM
No thanks, I just got out. Don't wanna do 6 more years of stupidity
:lol I've got 8 1/2 years left.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 02:50 AM
Hey Jr. I got a buddy interested in the AF. I'm trying to discourage him with some rumor I once heard about the AF not allowing recruits with bad credit. Is that true?
Would depend on how bad it is, I guess. There's a way to get your outstanding debts to no more than 6% interest. It's called the soldier and sailor relief act, google it. If he's suffering from crappy interest rate loans, and he's eligible to join, that could help.
The only thing that might screw him is trying to get a TS job, as poor financial history can limit you to Secret.
CubanSucks
01-21-2011, 02:52 AM
Apparently he hasn't been to the I 10 area with The Rim and La Cantera. You can find a new perfect 10 pretty much every 30 seconds, no joke. The riverwalk is like its own little tourist city down there so its not exactly the women of San Antonio
Yorae
01-21-2011, 03:18 AM
http://withmalice.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fat-lady.jpg
Yorae
01-21-2011, 03:19 AM
Guys you think riverwalk is fucking dirty?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/plasticrubbish3R_468x319.jpg
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 08:23 AM
Apparently he hasn't been to the I 10 area with The Rim and La Cantera. You can find a new perfect 10 pretty much every 30 seconds, no joke. The riverwalk is like its own little tourist city down there so its not exactly the women of San Antonio
And don't forget about Northstar mall. Some dimes in there for real
pauls931
01-21-2011, 08:42 AM
Living in Austin, I frequently go to San Antonio and Barkley is spot on. The riverwalk is a dirty greenish creek surrounded by restaurants, a mall, and the Alamo. Going to Seaworld, Shamu is sadly not the largest whale there by far.
djohn2oo8
01-21-2011, 08:52 AM
Living in Austin, I frequently go to San Antonio and Barkley is spot on. The riverwalk is a dirty greenish creek surrounded by restaurants, a mall, and the Alamo. Going to Seaworld, Shamu is sadly not the largest whale there by far.
Lucky. Everything about that city is nice
pauls931
01-21-2011, 09:02 AM
Lucky. Everything about that city is nice
Except people flocking from California, damn hippies.
Bito Corleone
01-21-2011, 09:19 AM
son, i live in sydney australia.
try harder.
I used to live in Coogee
Koolaid_Man
01-21-2011, 09:41 AM
not the first time either that Chuck dissed SA women....lol
N7BscIAK4_8
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Misc/chuck1.jpg
8FOR!3
01-21-2011, 09:43 AM
It's all the fat Mexican chicks man they're everywhere, but all the hotties are at the gym. Because those chicks are in better shape. And they're some SLOOTS that wanna do some fackkkin
Hey Jr. I got a buddy interested in the AF. I'm trying to discourage him with some rumor I once heard about the AF not allowing recruits with bad credit. Is that true?
Sorta true. They will allow him in, but he will be restricted from high level security jobs because he cannot get clearance.
redzero
01-21-2011, 09:57 AM
The only good thing about San Antonio is Fiesta Texas.
lefty
01-21-2011, 10:01 AM
LOL Fat women from San Antonio
LOL Tacos and Fajitas
LOL shitty river
BlairForceDejuan
01-21-2011, 10:10 AM
Fatass calling women fat and paying for sex.
lol chuck, still love you though
Killakobe81
01-21-2011, 10:13 AM
San antonio has some pretty women. Now many are transplants but there are some "homegrown" pretty chicks especially Latinas in San Antone ...
BUT much less than L.A., Miami, NYC, chicago, Dallas, San fran, Sand diego Vegas, Houston, ATL, austin etc ...
But more than Madison (wisc.), Seattle, Jacksonville, Rochester, Buffalo, El paso etc.
I say San antonio is in the middle ...they dont have a big "feeder" university that is close, most of those cities I listed with hotter chicks, are major cities with huge universities that attract beautiful women from all over the country.
Trill Clinton
01-21-2011, 10:14 AM
There is a lot of fat bitches here. The water in the river does look dirty but the shit is official, its layed out real nice.
The_Worlds_finest
01-21-2011, 10:26 AM
yeah dude cause NO has such better women then san antonio!
Killakobe81
01-21-2011, 10:28 AM
you obviously ain't fucking yet...a pussy only interests you...that's it...so what you gonna do...just look at that still pussy and wonder...:lol if you confident in your sexuality no need to trip...dudes fucking bitches in front of others is normal...remember ain't no fun if my homie can't have none...
in college me and my homies had fun with them Ho's...wasn't no shame in our game...:lmao
5cSbB_0MeZo
underrated albulm I used to bump Dogg Food heavy back in the day ..in fact I was feeling nostalgic an I found the old CD blew the dust off and have it in my car been listening to it for the past week, funny line: Hey daz check this out get the camera ni$$a ...Snoop feigning orgaism on record ... LOL
Killakobe81
01-21-2011, 10:31 AM
yeah dude cause NO has such better women then san antonio!
I will say Louisiana does ...not sure about N.O ...baton rouge, houma, Rustin shreveport plent of yellow bones, red bones and the classic white southern belle ... i think most of the pretty women dont stay in downtown New orleans but MOST downtown areas have only pretty college chicks most beautiful grown women live inteh suburbs in almost every major city ...
in2deep
01-21-2011, 10:37 AM
LOL
the cold thing is that whole TNT crew dissed Fan Antonio as well
:lol
jeebus
01-21-2011, 10:41 AM
:lol I've got 8 1/2 years left.
Well, enjoy the non stop calls from around the base and the jalapeno popcorn for the next 8 1/2 years :lol Air Force would've been a nice job if it wasn't for the weasels in charge. Just because you got picked on for the first 18 years of your life doesn't mean you gotta be a dick with your stripes 24/7
Blake
01-21-2011, 11:18 AM
The only good thing about San Antonio is Fiesta Texas.
Sea World is nice once every 10 years.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 11:26 AM
underrated albulm I used to bump Dogg Food heavy back in the day ..in fact I was feeling nostalgic an I found the old CD blew the dust off and have it in my car been listening to it for the past week, funny line: Hey daz check this out get the camera ni$$a ...Snoop feigning orgaism on record ... LOL
And stop wearing your brother's chain! Who the hell's car is in my driveway? Oh hell no.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 11:27 AM
I used to date a chick in Baton Rouge... she was cute. White girl with a booty and freckles, kinda ghetto :lol
She used to call me "boo" back before I knew what the word meant lol
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 11:29 AM
I will say Louisiana does ...not sure about N.O ...baton rouge, houma, Rustin shreveport plent of yellow bones, red bones and the classic white southern belle ... i think most of the pretty women dont stay in downtown New orleans but MOST downtown areas have only pretty college chicks most beautiful grown women live inteh suburbs in almost every major city ...
Cosigned son ... tons of badass white broads around here.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 11:34 AM
Sea World is nice once every 10 years.
Son SeaWorld is NOT nice and yet another black eye on San Antonio. Shame on that city for supporting the idea of putting sonic creatures that are used to swimming 80+ miles per day in the ocean into a concrete box.
NRHector
01-21-2011, 12:06 PM
Son SeaWorld is NOT nice and yet another black eye on San Antonio. Shame on that city for supporting the idea of putting sonic creatures that are used to swimming 80+ miles per day in the ocean into a concrete box.all cities have black eyes and yours is not the exception
Blake
01-21-2011, 12:14 PM
Son SeaWorld is NOT nice and yet another black eye on San Antonio. Shame on that city for supporting the idea of putting sonic creatures that are used to swimming 80+ miles per day in the ocean into a concrete box.
I can pretty much guarantee that if Sea World said that they wanted to go to New Orleans and buy the Hornets, that the city would bend over and allow Shamu to wet hump the French Quarter.
Spur_Fanatic
01-21-2011, 01:31 PM
New Orleans and Dallas are much much worse.
But CB is kinda right.
Killakobe81
01-21-2011, 01:38 PM
I used to date a chick in Baton Rouge... she was cute. White girl with a booty and freckles, kinda ghetto :lol
She used to call me "boo" back before I knew what the word meant lol
yep, the Lou (south) is filled with big booty girls white and black ... Im more a breast man so real or fake L.A., NYC and Dallas suit me just fine ...
I did start appreciating a nice round (not too big) ass as i have gotten older but tig o bitties will always get my attention first ...:king
spurastic
01-21-2011, 01:42 PM
San Antonio is more than just the river walk. Maybe Charles should consider going to the museums, the missions, etc. I would select living in SA before I would consider any city in California, Louisiana, and many cities in Texas (Dallas, Houston, etc)
Killakobe81
01-21-2011, 01:48 PM
San Antonio is more than just the river walk. Maybe Charles should consider going to the museums, the missions, etc. I would select living in SA before I would consider any city in California, Louisiana, and many cities in Texas (Dallas, Houston, etc)
That is a pretty broad statement there are a lot of nice cities in Cali and the weather is better. Sure i love Cali but i would never generalize and say i would love to live L.A. over any city in S.A. ...i loved the stone oak area and it was the best house i had lived in ...and i have lived many places. wish i could airlift that house to New Port Beach ... LOL
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:53 PM
San Antonio is more than just the river walk. Maybe Charles should consider going to the museums, the missions, etc. I would select living in SA before I would consider any city in California, Louisiana, and many cities in Texas (Dallas, Houston, etc)
San Antonio is good for raising a family, and it's only an hour/hour and a half away from Austin and three hours from Houston.
That said, I want to eventually settle down somewhere that has snow.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 01:53 PM
That is a pretty broad statement there are a lot of nice cities in Cali and the weather is better. Sure i love Cali but i would never generalize and say i would love to live L.A. over any city in S.A. ...i loved the stone oak area and it was the best house i had lived in ...and i have lived many places. wish i could airlift that house to New Port Beach ... LOL
I really want to visit San Diego one of these days.
easy7
01-21-2011, 01:56 PM
Fat is where is at... you get more bounce to the ounce. :sombrero:
boutons_deux
01-21-2011, 02:00 PM
300-pound Charles calling somebody else fat?
But he's right. SA females seem to be fatter and are more obese, at all ages, than more sophisticated cities. It's cultural, even "viral" and contagious".
Not only the Usual Culprits of black and Hispanic females, but white females, too.
Spur_Fanatic
01-21-2011, 02:01 PM
I agree with KillaKobe, I'd take San Antonio over most, if not all, other NBA cities (I have a family), but there are some nice Cali cities outhere much better than SA.
did someone from new orleans call another city fat and ugly ? if not for the french quarter NO would be one giant landfill. and those cajun dishes are not exactly 'health food'.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 02:10 PM
I can pretty much guarantee that if Sea World said that they wanted to go to New Orleans and buy the Hornets, that the city would bend over and allow Shamu to wet hump the French Quarter.
Son I won't argue that ... personally I would love to lock anyone who supports places like SeaWorld into a human equivalent, concrete box that they force their animals to live in, then claim it is for "educational" purposes all the while profiting hundreds of millions of dollars. We can start by testing ghazi in this situation. Lock him inside of a 400 square foot, concrete box with a couple of play toys then make him perform 3 dozen back flips and kart wheels everyday for his food and for our "educational" purposes.
San Antonio is good for raising a family, and it's only an hour/hour and a half away from Austin and three hours from Houston.
That said, I want to eventually settle down somewhere that has snow.
you can have it. spent first 10 years of my life around snow and it was great but my parents got sick of it. my brother lives back up near philly now and he can't stand the snow any more. pretty for xmas. pain in the a** the rest of the year.
unregistered user
01-21-2011, 02:20 PM
For every fat, ugly woman in San Antonio there's easily 2 fat, repulsive looking men to chase after her.
Just to be fair.
Blake
01-21-2011, 02:41 PM
Son I won't argue that ... personally I would love to lock anyone who supports places like SeaWorld into a human equivalent, concrete box that they force their animals to live in, then claim it is for "educational" purposes all the while profiting hundreds of millions of dollars. We can start by testing ghazi in this situation. Lock him inside of a 400 square foot, concrete box with a couple of play toys then make him perform 3 dozen back flips and kart wheels everyday for his food and for our "educational" purposes.
so I can take from that you are a pure vegetarian and BR then might stand for beef resistant
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 02:59 PM
so I can take from that you are a pure vegetarian and BR then might stand for beef resistant
Son there is a difference between eating animals for food and keeping them in a concrete bath tub forced to do stupid tricks all day.
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 02:59 PM
Son I won't argue that ... personally I would love to lock anyone who supports places like SeaWorld into a human equivalent, concrete box that they force their animals to live in, then claim it is for "educational" purposes all the while profiting hundreds of millions of dollars.
Well, shit, put me down for one of your concrete cribs, son :lol
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 03:07 PM
you can have it. spent first 10 years of my life around snow and it was great but my parents got sick of it. my brother lives back up near philly now and he can't stand the snow any more. pretty for xmas. pain in the a** the rest of the year.
I know all about snow... remember, originally from Boston. Don't think I'd live that far north though, the wife would kill me. Probably closer to Washington DC, Maryland or Virginia most likely. Maybe even as far south as North Carolina, depending on job market. (Still got awhile before I have to worry about that.)
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:14 PM
Well, shit, put me down for one of your concrete cribs, son :lol
Ok then son but here is the catch..... we are going to profit all of those hundreds of millions of dollars and well... you'll get a new toy or two every so often and maybe even a little more food on Fridays. But until then just keep walking around in circles and practicing your back flips so we can sell this as education and research. K thx
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 03:19 PM
Ok then son but here is the catch..... we are going to profit all of those hundreds of millions of dollars and well... you'll get a new toy or two every so often and maybe even a little more food on Fridays. But until then just keep walking around in circles and practicing your back flips so we can sell this as education and research. K thx
Hmmm...I see the Zebra has an issue with caging animals. All y'all Zebras in New Orleans need to get to gather and protest that shit then.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:21 PM
Hmmm...I see the Zebra has an issue with caging animals. All y'all Zebras in New Orleans need to get to gather and protest that shit then.
Evil white man always trying to cage and control women and animals to make themselves feel better about the 3 inches hanging between their legs.
Blake
01-21-2011, 03:22 PM
Son there is a difference between eating animals for food and keeping them in a concrete bath tub forced to do stupid tricks all day.
so you are saying that taking care of animals in a park and training them to do tricks is worse than a slaughterhouse.
k.
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 03:23 PM
Ok then son but here is the catch..... we are going to profit all of those hundreds of millions of dollars and well... you'll get a new toy or two every so often and maybe even a little more food on Fridays. But until then just keep walking around in circles and practicing your back flips so we can sell this as education and research. K thx
:lol You're entitled to your low opinion of SeaWorld son. Still my all time fave theme park tho, tbh.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 03:25 PM
Evil white man always trying to cage and control women and animals to make themselves feel better about the 3 inches hanging between their legs.
Im not touching this shit. But if y'all ever decide to protest I will support your cause
Sense
01-21-2011, 03:26 PM
I have to say I agree, and disagree at the same time... there's quite a lot of beautiful women in San Antonio... the fat bitches just end up being the moms.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:26 PM
so you are saying that taking care of animals in a park and training them to do tricks is worse than a slaughterhouse.
k.
Yea son since kidnapping orca whales and dolphins out of the wild away from their pod and dumping them into those concrete boxes is taking care of them.
Yes there are very few exceptions where SeaWorld will return the smaller AKA NON MONEY MAKER animals back into the wild (Sea Lions, Otters, etc) ... but the money makers like Killer Whales and Dolphins are given a life sentence to those bath tubs.
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 03:29 PM
Yea son since kidnapping orca whales and dolphins out of the wild away from their pod and dumping them into those concrete boxes is taking care of them.
Yes there are very few exceptions where SeaWorld will return the smaller AKA NON MONEY MAKER animals back into the wild (Sea Lions, Otters, etc) ... but the money makers like Killer Whales and Dolphins are given a life sentence to those bath tubs.
For the record, they're actually very well cared for, not just thrown in there to do tricks and rot.
BlackSwordsMan
01-21-2011, 03:29 PM
Its true. Why is this 9 pages? I'm assuming its all the spur fans agreeing?
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 03:31 PM
Yea son since kidnapping orca whales and dolphins out of the wild away from their pod and dumping them into those concrete boxes is taking care of them.
Yes there are very few exceptions where SeaWorld will return the smaller AKA NON MONEY MAKER animals back into the wild (Sea Lions, Otters, etc) ... but the money makers like Killer Whales and Dolphins are given a life sentence to those bath tubs.
I don't know about you but I would rather be caged in a park where I wouldn't have to worry about food. If I got sick, the park has veterinarians on staff. No predators hunting me down, and all the whale pussy I can handle.
Sounds like a good life to me. :rollin
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:35 PM
For the record, they're actually very well cared for, not just thrown in there to do tricks and rot.
Son that's just not true. Of course the trainers who work with them, in most cases do care for them but that's not the issue..... you're taking a free ranging, sonic creature who swims 80+ miles per day in the ocean and putting them inside of a concrete swimming pool in a stadium filled with screaming people. There is a reason why the life span of a dolphin or killer whale in captivity is ridiculously far lower than in the wild.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 03:38 PM
Son that's just not true. Of course the trainers who work with them, in most cases do care for them but that's not the issue..... you're taking a free ranging, sonic creature who swims 80+ miles per day in the ocean and putting them inside of a concrete swimming pool in a stadium filled with screaming people. There is a reason why the life span of a dolphin or killer whale in captivity is ridiculously far lower than in the wild.
This is an interesting statement. I never heard that before. Would you consider sharing references to this?
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 03:38 PM
Son there is a difference between eating animals for food and keeping them in a concrete bath tub forced to do stupid tricks all day.
tbh, most animals bred for food are kept in cages much smaller than zoos, fed garbage and are treated 10x worse.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:42 PM
This is an interesting statement. I never heard that before. Would you consider sharing references to this?
Son I'm on my phone right now, but ill and post some links tonight when I get home. All you have to do is google it. Yes there are some exceptions, but most dolphins for example die within 2-10 years in captivity yet live up to 40+ years in the wild
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 03:43 PM
Son that's just not true. Of course the trainers who work with them, in most cases do care for them but that's not the issue..... you're taking a free ranging, sonic creature who swims 80+ miles per day in the ocean and putting them inside of a concrete swimming pool in a stadium filled with screaming people. There is a reason why the life span of a dolphin or killer whale in captivity is ridiculously far lower than in the wild.
Um, you're gonna have to find some sort of reference to back that up son. I have it on good authority (a friend of mine who actually was a trainer) that they live longer in captivity than in the wild. Better food, top physical conditioning, and the elimination of many of nature's natural dangers come to mind as reasons for this.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 03:48 PM
Son I'm on my phone right now, but ill and post some links tonight when I get home. All you have to do is google it. Yes there are some exceptions, but most dolphins for example die within 2-10 years in captivity yet live up to 40+ years in the wild
Here you go
http://www.ehow.com/about_4586901_what-dolphins-life-span.html
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 03:50 PM
Um, you're gonna have to find some sort of reference to back that up son. I have it on good authority (a friend of mine who actually was a trainer) that they live longer in captivity than in the wild. Better food, top physical conditioning, and the elimination of many of nature's natural dangers come to mind as reasons for this.
Son that is just a flat out lie. For every 10 dolphins captured maybe 1 of them will live past 10 or 15. Again I am on my phone right now so posting links is a bitch,but here is one...
Http://www.inkokomo.com/dolphin/captivity.html
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 03:55 PM
Son that is just a flat out lie. For every 10 dolphins captured maybe 1 of them will live past 10 or 15. Again I am on my phone right now so posting links is a bitch,but here is one...
Http://www.inkokomo.com/dolphin/captivity.html
Son, you gave me a link for random aquariums and zoos :lol. I'm talking about SeaWorld in particular. I know for a fact that the facilities and care at SeaWorld are far superior to zoos.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 03:56 PM
Hm... it looks like there's not enough solid research on the subject to conclude either way. From the "Dolphinarium" article on wikipedia... Another link
The lifespan of dolphins in captivity is another subject of debate. Research has shown that Orcas indeed have a much lower survival rate in captivity;[14] (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170798&page=10#cite_note-13) however, there is no significant difference between wild and captive survival rates for Bottlenose dolphins.[15] (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170798&page=10#cite_note-14) This does not, however, reflect a global state of affairs: for example, Bottlenose dolphins in captive facilities in Jamaica (http://spurstalk.com/wiki/Jamaica) suffer from extremely high mortality rates.[16] (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170798&page=10#cite_note-15)
Another link: http://stason.org/TULARC/animals/dolphins/2-10-Do-dolphins-live-shorter-in-captivity.html
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 03:57 PM
Son, you gave me a link for random aquariums and zoos :lol. I'm talking about SeaWorld in particular. I know for a fact that the facilities and care at SeaWorld are far superior to zoos.
Again, I don't know how biased this site is, but...
http://sailhawaii.com/captivedolphins.htm
"By far, the largest holder of killer whales is Sea World, Inc. My copy of the NOAA report from a couple of years ago shows 62 killer whales in Sea World's inventory, of which 29 have died. Since many of Sea World's whales were taken from the wild, information about birth dates is sketchy. But of the four dead animals that show an actual or estimated birth date, one lived a month, one lived 2 years, one lived 11 years and one, a female, lived 23 years, or about half of her estimated life expectancy in the wild.
Xevious
01-21-2011, 03:58 PM
Without sifting through this entire thread...
San Antonio is fat. I work in health care, I know what a big problem obesity, hypertension, and diabetes are here. And I agree with Chuck on the Riverwalk also. There are no unique shops or restaurants down there. It's just a bunch of crap piled on top of a dirty little river. All that said, I'd still rather live here than most American cities.
Blake
01-21-2011, 03:59 PM
Yea son since kidnapping orca whales and dolphins out of the wild away from their pod and dumping them into those concrete boxes is taking care of them.
Yes there are very few exceptions where SeaWorld will return the smaller AKA NON MONEY MAKER animals back into the wild (Sea Lions, Otters, etc) ... but the money makers like Killer Whales and Dolphins are given a life sentence to those bath tubs.
so you think cows and chickens are ok with being taken out of the wild and put into slaughterhouses.
k.
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 04:00 PM
Without sifting through this entire thread...
San Antonio is fat. I work in health care, I know what a big problem obesity, hypertension, and diabetes are here. And I agree with Chuck on the Riverwalk also. There are no unique shops or restaurants down there. It's just a bunch of crap piled on top of a dirty little river. All that said, I'd still rather live here than most American cities.
I like Dick's on the Riverwalk, Mad Dog's occasionally, and that one martini bar on the second floor. And topside across from the Alamo, I enjoy the Ripley's Believe It or Not/Haunted House. (Though the prices are getting a little ridiculous.)
LnGrrrR
01-21-2011, 04:04 PM
I do wonder how BR reconciles his whole "Dolphins shouldn't be in captivity" stance with the fact that most animals eaten are mistreated 10X worse.
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 04:06 PM
At the risk of sounding like I'm backpedaling, let me clarify that I don't think SeaWorld is some bastion of animal care. I like the park for MANY reasons, not the least of which is the very real educational opportunities it gives to ordinary people who may never get to experience the sight of a killer whale or a dolphin except through a passive television screen. To me, personally, that means a lot.
Secondly, I know there's a raging debate on both sides as to the "proper" care these animals should receive in captivity, whether they should be in captivity at all, etc. It's hard to sway a person one way or another though, by using source material that's biased for/against the issue in question. I mean, you won't be swayed by my presenting an Anheuser/Busch related link regarding the quality of SeaWorld's animal care any more than I would be by your presentation of information from a site that's long argued against animal captivity.
In short, we're gonna agree to disagree on this one, son.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 04:07 PM
You can force yourself to believe that they are better off in captivity all you want ... but at the end of the day it ALL boils down to making money, not caring for them.
JayTheClown
01-21-2011, 04:10 PM
I like the corn on the cob they sell at Sea World. I haven't been there since I was like 10 or 11, but that cop still sticks in my mind. :toast
LoneStarState'sPride
01-21-2011, 04:10 PM
You can force yourself to believe that they are better off in captivity all you want ... but at the end of the day it ALL boils down to making money, not caring for them.
DUH. SeaWorld is a business--you gotta make money to stay viable. However, making $$ and animal care are not mutually exclusive, as you seem to believe.
Rummpd
01-21-2011, 04:18 PM
Advice on San Antonio - go to the Riverwalk with tourists do the howl at the moon crap and the like; but as a former single guy there were plenty of places to meet stunning women of all types It may have changed but when I was in my 20s and young 30s there were stunners all around town whether one went for Latinas or for those beautiful blonds of the German/European influence that together make the melting pot that is part of SA's under-appreciated beauty. Except for my public health travels to Panama (where I met my wife) or places like Lithuania where one saw model types everywhere = San Antonio had per capita as many captivating and friendly women as anywhere/ anyplace once you left the Riverwalk area. There was a decent place called Raffles that relocated to around the Time Machine near the airport was one place we used to go and there were many other places. Moreover, in San Antonio a young professional man (I was an Army captain) can live on the economy like a king due to the cost of living and afford to go out - lots of luck with that in the glamor cities like Miami, LA and New York or in places like Scotsdale where Charles B. hangs out - as downtown Phoenix is a ugly city with nothing to offer and a crime rate off the charts. Poor Charles B he is just sad because all his predictions are falling apart and as in the telephone commercial with D. Wade he is probably mistaken for a grandfather half the time anyway.
BRHornet45
01-21-2011, 04:19 PM
DUH. SeaWorld is a business--you gotta make money to stay viable. However, making $$ and animal care are not mutually exclusive, as you seem to believe.
Son you really don't want SeaWorld's record exposed ... should we start with the several dozen Orcas that havie died within only a few years or the trainer who was brutally attacked and killed last year by an Orca who had already killed 2 other people.
Oh and by the way orcas don't attack or kill people in the wild.
Blake
01-21-2011, 04:22 PM
Son you really don't want SeaWorld's record exposed ... should we start with the several dozen Orcas that havie died within only a few years or the trainer who was brutally attacked and killed last year by an Orca who had already killed 2 other people.
Oh and by the way orcas don't attack or kill people in the wild.
do chickens and cows?
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