The Funniest Stuff You've Written Or Seen Written On Bathroom Wall

[CubanSucks]

Today I saw

"This toilet- 3/5 stars
could've been better,
could've been worse,
it was convenient"

I lol'd




My personal best

"1 shit, 2 shit, 3 shit, 4...oh shit I missed and shit on the floor"


thought of it right on the spot. Pretty damn good imho

[silverblk mystix]

this one;

``I fucked your mother''

underneath it-someone wrote;

``dad-go home...you're drunk''

[BruceBowenFan]

this one;

``I fucked your mother''

underneath it-someone wrote;

``dad-go home...you're drunk''

haha thats pretty good.

[The Reckoning]

pretty sure itd be "shat on the floor" but good try. i understand you were too busy tapping your foot waiting to service the glory hole to focus on spelling.

[Frenzy]

I saw "Fuck u.....ya u...stop reading bitch...Fuck u.." next to it some one actually put "lol"

[The Reckoning]

probably in junior high when all the 11 year old cholos would write "bloods" and "crips"

lol

[RobSM64]

"here I sit brokenhearted, tried to shit but only farted...."

then under it...

"then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants"

[koriwhat]

"fuck the club!"

+

"fuck your thread!"

[admiralsnackbar]

At a now-closed dive bar in Cambridge, MA, on the condom dispenser in the bathroom:

"This gum sucks!"

[CubanSucks]

At a now-closed dive bar in Cambridge, MA, on the condom dispenser in the bathroom:

"This gum sucks!"

:lmao

it's funny cause it's true. Never try the condom brand gum

[CubanSucks]

"here I sit brokenhearted, tried to shit but only farted...."

then under it...

"then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants"


that was on the same wall but I couldn't remember it

[CubanSucks]

pretty sure itd be "shat on the floor" but good try. i understand you were too busy tapping your foot waiting to service the glory hole to focus on spelling.

the guy that was in there was too big for that glory hole tbh. I was disappointed

[symple19]

A couple recent ones I saw:

"Those who write on shithouse walls
roll their shit into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those tiny balls of shit"

and

"Some people come to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
But I just came to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls"

[ALVAREZ6]

I remember this one cus I took a pic of it with my phone and had it on there for a while, read it on a wall next to another stall:

"If you want to suck cock
tap foot, show hard cock
Suck or be sucked"


:lmao