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  1. #1
    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    Today I saw

    "This toilet- 3/5 stars
    could've been better,
    could've been worse,
    it was convenient"

    I lol'd




    My personal best

    "1 , 2 , 3 , 4...oh I missed and on the floor"


    thought of it right on the spot. Pretty damn good imho

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    silverblk mystix
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    this one;

    ``I ed your mother''

    underneath it-someone wrote;

    ``dad-go home...you're drunk''

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    DAMAGE INC. BruceBowenFan's Avatar
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    this one;

    ``I ed your mother''

    underneath it-someone wrote;

    ``dad-go home...you're drunk''
    haha thats pretty good.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    pretty sure itd be "shat on the floor" but good try. i understand you were too busy tapping your foot waiting to service the glory hole to focus on spelling.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    I saw " u.....ya u...stop reading ... u.." next to it some one actually put "lol"

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    probably in junior high when all the 11 year old cholos would write "bloods" and "crips"

    lol

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    Quiet Confidence
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    "here I sit brokenhearted, tried to but only farted...."

    then under it...

    "then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants"

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    " the club!"

    +

    " your thread!"

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    Believe. admiralsnackbar's Avatar
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    At a now-closed dive bar in Cambridge, MA, on the condom dispenser in the bathroom:

    "This gum sucks!"

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    At a now-closed dive bar in Cambridge, MA, on the condom dispenser in the bathroom:

    "This gum sucks!"


    it's funny cause it's true. Never try the condom brand gum

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    "here I sit brokenhearted, tried to but only farted...."

    then under it...

    "then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants"

    that was on the same wall but I couldn't remember it

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    pretty sure itd be "shat on the floor" but good try. i understand you were too busy tapping your foot waiting to service the glory hole to focus on spelling.
    the guy that was in there was too big for that glory hole tbh. I was disappointed

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    A couple recent ones I saw:

    "Those who write on house walls
    roll their into little balls
    Those who read these words of wit
    Eat those tiny balls of "

    and

    "Some people come to sit and think
    Others come to and stink
    But I just came to scratch my balls
    And read the writing on the walls"

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    I remember this one cus I took a pic of it with my phone and had it on there for a while, read it on a wall next to another stall:

    "If you want to suck
    tap foot, show hard
    Suck or be sucked"



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