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[Nick Manning]

I don't eat at that shithole but I can understand why you do.

I eat at Ra Sushi when in Phoenix for business.

A sushi place in the middle of the desert...sounds fresh, tbh.

Go with the Unagi

[DMC]

Did you suggest going out to play with expensive toys after eating at Ra Sushi?
If he was going to bring 500.00, there are places on Ray Road that will accept cash... he might not be old enough to enter though.

[Leetonidas]

Chili's is the shit...I love them big mouth sliders they got thur

[DMC]

A sushi place in the middle of the desert...sounds fresh, tbh.

Go with the Unagi
Shows what you know.

Some of the freshest seafood anywhere is in Utah of all places.

Ra Sushi has 10 Sushi chefs on weekends and they move a ton of sushi.

Unless you are eating it as you catch it (I have), it's all packed in ice and it's the cut and the treatment that makes the difference. Besides, where are you going to get fresh caught Alantic salmon? You going to fish for it from the beach?

Eel is nasty. Eat real sashimi, fuck the snake.

[Trainwreck2100]

sons i go to chilis and whore out myself to their chips and queso

[MannyIsGod]

DMC is a mormon polygamist?

[Nick Manning]

If he was going to bring 500.00, there are places on Ray Road that will accept cash... he might not be old enough to enter though.

brah so how would this deal go down? DoK's not a dumbass so I'm going to assume he wouldn't accept a photocopied degree. Would you bring the framed degree into Ra Sushi and just get down to business?

[tlongII]

The simple and most effective solution would be to make me NBA Forum Moderator.

[MannyIsGod]

TBH there would need to be official sealed transcripts.

[Jt.ONE]

lol DMC the connoisseur of sushi

[DMC]

DMC is a mormon polygamist?
No. I am atheist.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, then you must have moved to Utah for the sushi.

[DMC]

lol DMC the connoisseur of sushi

Sashimi! The only sushi I care for would be nigiri-zushi, or philly rolls. Otherwise I stay away from the rice and just eat the fish.

Cunning sewer... that's me.

[DMC]

Oh, then you must have moved to Utah for the sushi.
I live in Austin. You would make a shitty attorney.

[nkdlunch]

:lol Kori putting the fakerfans, Heat and mavfans in timeout

[BoricuaCJA]

I demand you keep the NBA forum closed until after the completion of the Lakers-Blazers game on Wednesday just to fuck with tlongII.
:lol:lol

[Brazil]

The simple and most effective solution would be to make me NBA Forum Moderator.

I'm not sure it would be a good idea, everybody would injure his fingers

[DMC]

TBH there would need to be official sealed transcripts.
Of what?

[dirkdirkastan]

Of what?

DMC's dental records

[MannyIsGod]

Of your time at the University of Phoenix of course.

[DMC]

brah so how would this deal go down? DoK's not a dumbass so I'm going to assume he wouldn't accept a photocopied degree. Would you bring the framed degree into Ra Sushi and just get down to business?

I don't have my degree framed. I don't own an "I Love Me" wall. It's in a manila envelope, with the rest of my stuff.

For 500 dollars, I would bring it, show it, let him marvel and drool over it, deny it then eventually cave and and grovel. Then i would pay for dinner and leave. That's pretty simple.

It would have to be a paypal transaction or a mediator however. I didn't get to be my age by being stupid (all the time).

[Nick Manning]

Of your time at the University of Phoenix of course.

tbh I thought he mentioned he went to Everest College

WZipLIoRqm8

[Dex]

This thread is turning into a microcosm of the NBA forum.

Oh, well. When in Rome.

http://i.imgur.com/v8Pgw.gif

[DMC]

Of your time at the University of Phoenix of course.
I pass that all the time coming from Skyharbor. It's a huge building just off 10.

I've taken classes at ASU but never been to the University of Phoenix.

[Dex]

tbh I thought he mentioned he went to Everest College

WZipLIoRqm8

CSC1PAxmQto

Hey shut the fuck up man! I'm doin' somethin with myself! :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Its a good thing you don't have an "I love me" wall because you sure do love talking about yourself.

[Jt.ONE]

Sashimi! The only sushi I care for would be nigiri-zushi, or philly rolls. Otherwise I stay away from the rice and just eat the fish.

Cunning sewer... that's me.


philly has a nice texture when you're eating it but i'm not a big fan of it, spicy tuna is win, imo

[DMC]

tbh I thought he mentioned he went to Everest College

WZipLIoRqm8

This is how it went last time. It wasn't the degree itself that was being used as folly, but the made up schools I must have gone to in order to get it. It's just a regression from "you aint no engineer" to "you didn't go to a real school", also known as moving the goalposts.

To this very day, not one person has found the courage to ask mom for the money to bet.

It's entertaining though, to see how the underachievers marvel and scoff at the thought of higher learning.



Proceed.

[Nick Manning]

It would have to be a paypal transaction or a mediator however. I didn't get to be my age by being stupid (all the time).

No doubt scronto, meeting anonymous strangers from an internet forum almost 1000 miles away to prove your educational merits is not stupid in the least.

Don't forget to try the miso soup, fwiw

[Jt.ONE]

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the best everest commercial, gets me :lol every single time

[Nick Manning]

CSC1PAxmQto

Hey shut the fuck up man! I'm doin' somethin with myself! :lmao

crofl...dex with the goods, tbh

[DMC]

philly has a nice texture when you're eating it but i'm not a big fan of it, spicy tuna is win, imo

It's good when you've had something really really spicy, because the cheese and the tuna help cool the taste buds. The ginger helps too.

[MannyIsGod]

This is how it went last time. It wasn't the degree itself that was being used as folly, but the made up schools I must have gone to in order to get it. It's just a regression from "you aint no engineer" to "you didn't go to a real school", also known as moving the goalposts.

To this very day, not one person has found the courage to ask mom for the money to bet.

It's entertaining though, to see how the underachievers marvel and scoff at the thought of higher learning.



Proceed.

You sure are proud of yourself. I can see why someone as humble as yourself would not want an "I love me" wall.

[DMC]

The son of a friend was asking me about Everest, saying he wanted to check it out. I did just a tiny bit of research and told him "run". They were calling him non stop.

It's a good prank to get someone's phone number, then enter it on their site as wanting more information. They never stop calling.

[MannyIsGod]

WOW @ that everest college shit.

[DMC]

You sure are proud of yourself. I can see why someone as humble as yourself would not want an "I love me" wall.

I don't need it.

None of my friends have ever seen my degree. They have no idea about my salary.

You cannot win by switching directions from "you're uneducated" to "you're educated but not humble". What's next, "you're humble and educated but you cannot ski"?

[MannyIsGod]

The son of a friend was asking me about Everest, saying he wanted to check it out. I did just a tiny bit of research and told him "run". They were calling him non stop.

It's a good prank to get someone's phone number, then enter it on their site as wanting more information. They never stop calling.

You're a great friend. And a great prankster, TBH.

[Nick Manning]

The son of a friend was asking me about Everest, saying he wanted to check it out. I did just a tiny bit of research and told him "run". They were calling him non stop.

It's a good prank to get someone's phone number, then enter it on their site as wanting more information. They never stop calling.

Is that how they got you enrolled?

[WeNeedLength]

Cool NBA thread brahs.

I wanna see them NBA trolls show up in this thread and it would feel like good ol (yesterday lol) times...

[DMC]

You're a great friend. And a great prankster, TBH.

And you are a prime example of the longevity of butthurt on a forum.

Keep trying.

[Nick Manning]

I don't need it.

None of my friends have ever seen my degree. They have no idea about my salary.

You cannot win by switching directions from "you're uneducated" to "you're educated but not humble". What's next, "you're humble and educated but you cannot ski"?

None of your friends have ever seen your degree, yet you're willing to fly across the country to show it to a complete stranger?

[DMC]

Is that how they got you enrolled?
Lefty?

[MannyIsGod]

I don't need it.

None of my friends have ever seen my degree. They have no idea about my salary.

You cannot win by switching directions from "you're uneducated" to "you're educated but not humble". What's next, "you're humble and educated but you cannot ski"?

Where would you ski in Austin? TBH the only way I can win is to get your average post count higher.

[MannyIsGod]

lol


Posts Per Day: 15.51

And I'm winning.

[DMC]

None of your friends have ever seen your degree, yet you're willing to fly across the country to show it to a complete stranger?

Piss poor troll job.

[DMC]

lol



And I'm winning.

Not really. Look around you...

[DMC]

Where would you ski in Austin? TBH the only way I can win is to get your average post count higher.

Lake Travis? Lake Austin? There are plenty of places to ski.

Wow, you have low standards.

[awktalk]

Start storing water and canned food.

timvp hasn't posted in a month.

To those few trolls that don't watch Glenn Beck on a nightly basis, you may not be aware that there is a company that can help you deal with the encroaching end times: http://www.foodinsurance.com/

[MannyIsGod]

DMC are you an attractive fellow?

[BoricuaCJA]

I really do applaud Kori and TimVP for doing this. :toast It's been long over due, its very hard to find some actual good basketball talk in the NBA forum. It gets annoying having to go through multiple threads just to find some good basketball talk. Hopefully this makes the NBA forum better with better postings.

[DMC]

DMC are you an attractive fellow?

Even seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

[Nick Manning]

Piss poor troll job.

You said your friends have never seen your degree. You've also made no qualms about showing it to a complete stranger in another state.

I'm just going by what you've said, I apologize if those are not your words

[MannyIsGod]

Yes but I don't know what my question had to do with your mother.

[MannyIsGod]

I really do applaud Kori and TimVP for doing this. :toast It's been long over due, its very hard to find some actual good basketball talk in the NBA forum. It gets annoying having to go through multiple threads just to find some good basketball talk. Hopefully this makes the NBA forum better with better postings.

Yes, there have been a lot of good postings in the NBA forum today. This surely has made it better.

[DMC]

You said your friends have never seen your degree. You've also made no qualms about showing it to a complete stranger in another state.

I'm just going by what you've said, I apologize if those are not your words
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4991066&postcount=242

[DMC]

Yes but I don't know what my question had to do with your mother.
When you figure it out, let me know.

[BoricuaCJA]

The simple and most effective solution would be to make me NBA Forum Moderator.
But who would do it?

There needs to be a restriction that you need at least 50 posts before being able to post a thread or something along those lines.

[Nick Manning]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4991066&postcount=242

linking one of my posts is telling me


u still haven't answered the question, tbh.

[MannyIsGod]

When you figure it out, let me know.

Will you be at the tittie bar tonight?

[DMC]

linking one of my posts is telling me


u still haven't answered the question, tbh.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=242 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4991066&postcount=242)

[DMC]

Will you be at the tittie bar tonight?

Tittie bar? LOL

[MannyIsGod]

Is that a no?

[Nick Manning]

lol meltdown

lol rerun

lol DMC

[DMC]

Is that a no?
:lmao

[DMC]

lol meltdown

lol rerun

lol DMC



lol gnsf with the meltdown




:lol

I gots yo back scro





:lmao

gnsf meet tree of woe




:lol




I don't understand all the butthurt. My other 537 troll accounts were banned and now I have to come here all grey and shit. Most people would think that was funny. I have staying power.




:lol




Remember that one troll you had? That was epic. Ah the good old days.




:lol

[MannyIsGod]

I would appreciate an answer please.

[ElNono]

Is this thread going to turn into a microcosm of the NBA Forum?

:wakeup

[jjktkk]

TGI Fridays is like more expensive and crappier version of Chilis, TBH.

This

[DMC]

I would appreciate an answer please.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/carolg562/SEBASTIANISBORN077.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Is that your child?

[DMC]

Is that your child?
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q284/Roo_1961/Graphics/animated/Texastittybar.gif

[jjktkk]

sons i go to chilis and whore out myself to their chips and queso

:tu

[redzero]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/carolg562/SEBASTIANISBORN077.jpg

Whoever put that bid on that baby deserves 20 years in a state penitentiary.

[MannyIsGod]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q284/Roo_1961/Graphics/animated/Texastittybar.gif

I see.

[DMC]

Whoever put that bid on that baby deserves 20 years in a state penitentiary.

I don't think the baby is up for auction.

[MannyIsGod]

You're making impressive progress.

[Nick Manning]

:wakeup

Pretty much. Now koriwhat's viewing this thread, so DMC is saved from the hour + long bukkake shower he's getting.

[DMC]

You're making impressive progress.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/01MIKEE/MIKEE11.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

My head won't be able to take Koriwhat posting in this thread at the same time DMC posts in it. If he does I'm never clicking on this thread again.

[IronMexican]

Even seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

You can't really make a comment about someone's grammar with this.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

gnsf getting shit on by his own fan base :lol

[koriwhat]

:cry you're right, it's big bad mean ol' Mav fans and Laker fans that ruin the forum when they make fun of one of your retarded takes.

Bring better takes to the forum besides "Manu could do that 10x better than <insert Kobe/Wade/LeBron/Dirk/Griffin/whoever> because he's the best player on earth!" and maybe basketball discussions would have a bigger place and trolling would take a step back.

Again, most trolls do it because almost no SPURS FANS (the largest population in the NBA Forum) bring anything worthwhile to discuss. You can either post a legitimate topic for discussion that gets 3 decent replies, or just post another "LMAO SPURS ARE GAY!" thread and get 8 pages.

I might not be the most liked here, or liked at all, but it's comical when a fan of another team signs up on a spurs forum and tries to tell us how it is. Pretty damn funny, not zach drunkifinakis funny, but real comedy type humor.

[Nick Manning]

I might not be the most liked here, or liked at all, but it's comical when a fan of another team signs up on a spurs forum and tries to tell us how it is. Pretty damn funny, not zach drunkifinakis funny, but real comedy type humor.

The circle is now complete.

[DMC]

gnsf getting shit on by his own fan base :lol



lol gnsf with the meltdown




:lol

I gots yo back scro





:lmao

gnsf meet tree of woe




:lol




I don't understand all the butthurt. My other 537 troll accounts were banned and now I have to come here all grey and shit. Most people would think that was funny. I have staying power.




:lol




Remember that one troll you had? That was epic. Ah the good old days.




:lol

[Phillip]

geez wtf happened here? i was gone for a weekend, and the NBA forum goes to hell

tbh it was getting kinda boring, a little too much "trolling", if you can call it that. just amateurs thinking they know how the fuck to troll. not to mention whomever was posting as LILCOOK kept using the N word and other racial slurs. personally i dont care about any of that, but i can understand why Kori and Timvp would.

speaking of which, I thought I was supposed to have my trolls unbanned. I even sent the list to Timvp, but he never came through on his word. I still have no idea why they were banned in the first place. I never gave my passwords to DoK or M>S or whomever else was in the doghouse with Kori or Timvp. So at least I can say that I have been one person who is not guilty of posting non-stop with trolls. The only usernames I have been using is stretch, phillip, and neo.

[Bito Corleone]

I went alamo heights yesterday and saw a japanese sushi bar. I was intrigued.

Asaki or Koi Kawa?

Asaki has good prices, but Koi kawa is better sushi, other than that the only decent place in this area would be Mon, but it's actually a Thai place that serves sushi.

[DMC]

The circle is now complete.

You know, if more kids say it, it becomes more true. It's like Never Never Land.

[koriwhat]

Pretty much. Now koriwhat's viewing this thread, so DMC is saved from the hour + long bukkake shower he's getting.

Yall are fast to notice my presence... _ _ _ s!

[DMC]

Asaki or Koi Kawa?

Asaki has good prices, but Koi kawa is better sushi, other than that the only decent place in this area would be Mon, but it's actually a Thai place that serves sushi.

I've gotten some really good sushi at Thai places.

[redzero]

On a serious note, were all of those lol Lakers threads necessary after they lost to the Cavs? I went to the NBA forum and all I saw was the same thread on the first two pages.

[Nick Manning]

Yall are fast to notice my presence... _ _ _ s!

bitches and blunts! :toast

[DMC]

On a serious note, were all of those lol Lakers threads necessary after they lost to the Cavs? I went to the NBA forum and all I saw was the same thread on the first two pages.
Yes

[koriwhat]

bitches and blunts! :toast

You know it! :tu

[Phillip]

I might not be the most liked here, or liked at all, but it's comical when a fan of another team signs up on a spurs forum and tries to tell us how it is. Pretty damn funny, not zach drunkifinakis funny, but real comedy type humor.

goddammit, this thread just got infinitely worse with this post.

i think koriwhat is every bit as much to blame for all the calftats posts as the people (including myself) who posts jokes about calftats. this mofo needs to quit being such a stupid ignorant piece of fuck. his awfully pathletic yet humorous replies are just mindblowingly awful, and its quite hard to not respond or make fun of them. the dude is a walking contradictory chunk of toxic filth. everything he touches, turns to a stale log of rhino shit. fuck this guy.

[Bito Corleone]

I've gotten some really good sushi at Thai places.
So have I. in fact Mon is one of my favorite restaurants. Eat there probably once a week, but it's still weird. Sushi is not Thai food, although here in America all Asian food gets lumped into the same category.

[DMC]

goddammit, this thread just got infinitely worse with this post.


fify

[JamStone]

Why did the page "LeCrab" get banned? Just curious.

[koriwhat]

goddammit, this thread just got infinitely worse with this post.

i think koriwhat is every bit as much to blame for all the calftats posts as the people (including myself) who posts jokes about calftats. this mofo needs to quit being such a stupid ignorant piece of fuck. his awfully pathletic yet humorous replies are just mindblowingly awful, and its quite hard to not respond or make fun of them. the dude is a walking contradictory chunk of toxic filth. everything he touches, turns to a stale log of rhino shit. fuck this guy.

Pathetic reply tbh, fwiw, btw, lmao, lol, brb, afk, omg... I think i fucked that mavfan shtick up. Oh well...

[Phillip]

i chug dick

fify

[DMC]

So have I. in fact Mon is one of my favorite restaurants. Eat there probably once a week, but it's still weird. Sushi is not Thai food, although here in America all Asian food gets lumped into the same category.

There's a place in Pflugerville called "Ka-Prow", and they have the best hot and sour soup I've ever eaten. Most of the time you get some generic tasting buffet style soup, but here it's hot as hell and fresh to boot. They chop up chives on the top and it's really thick, makes your head sweat, and you need the philly rolls and a Ichiban to wash it down.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

lol

[DMC]

fify

second hand shit tbh

[Phillip]

Pathetic reply tbh, fwiw, btw, lmao, lol, brb, afk, omg... I think i fucked that mavfan shtick up. Oh well...

tbh you didnt

lol challenging people to a fight then refusing to meet them unless they come to your "gym", as if you can even afford a gym membership

[Nick Manning]

Why did the page "LeCrab" get banned? Just curious.

you should never have given that troll away, tbh. it went to shit when you ditched it

[DMC]

lol

"when am I going to get blued"?

:lol

[DMC]

remember that one troll you had, that was epic. Ah the good old days

[DMC]

Pathetic reply tbh, fwiw, btw, lmao, lol, brb, afk, omg... I think i fucked that mavfan shtick up. Oh well...

Are you responding to your other troll account, just curious.

Phillip, aren't you actually Koriwhat's other account?

[Muser]

you should never have given that troll away, tbh. it went to shit when you ditched it

That and Chris Fall.

[DMC]

Yeah the trolling good old days when we were young, like 6 months ago

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

thread gets boring after gnsf gets bukkaked constantly tbh

[Phillip]

Are you responding to your other troll account, just curious.

Phillip, aren't you actually Koriwhat's other account?

fuck you got me

yes, koriwhat is my alter ego, my polar opposed, my negative, the equation trying to balance itself out.

[DMC]

fuck you got me

yes, koriwhat is my alter ego, my polar opposed, my negative, the equation trying to balance itself out.

I wasn't thinking opposite, more like very similar actually.

[Mr. Fix It]

I steal schtick.

ftfy

[DMC]

thread gets boring after gnsf gets bukkaked constantly tbh
When am I going to get blued?

[Kyle Orton]

I've taken classes at ASU

Rofl that explains a lot assuming it's true. ASU is a glorified University of Phoenix.

[DMC]

You guys are too easy. Way too easy. No wonder Kori has to shut down the NBA Forum to protect you.

I wonder if the NBA shut down as well..... no games tonight. WOW

[jjktkk]

thread gets boring after gnsf gets bukkaked constantly tbh

Or someone thats alittle too friendly to everyone and likes mayonaise sandwiches tbh.

[DMC]

Rofl that explains a lot assuming it's true. ASU is a glorified University of Phoenix.

Since you're still in recovery from your emo expedition, and you are out of control mentally, your take on higher learning is not really going to hold much water.

[BoricuaCJA]

DMC, just stop posting. Your one of the posters who ruin the NBA forum.

[Kyle Orton]

Since you're still in recovery from your emo expedition, and you are out of control mentally, your take on higher learning is not really going to hold much water.

:lol considering ASU a form of "higher learning"

lol commuter school
lol fake college

[DMC]

DMC, just stop posting. Your one of the posters who ruin the NBA forum.

:lmao

[DMC]

:lol considering ASU a form of "higher learning"

lol commuter school
lol fake college

lol mental breakdown

lol emo

lol binge

[Kyle Orton]

lol mental breakdown

lol emo

lol binge

lol not being able to counter any point I made about ASU

[DMC]

lol not being able to counter any point I made about ASU

lol it's in YOUR fucking state genius...


emo breakdown

[Kyle Orton]

lol it's in YOUR fucking state genius...


emo breakdown

So you're admitting the college you took classes at is a piece of shit? Just checking.

[DMC]

So you're admitting the college you took classes at is a piece of shit? Just checking.
Ok you got me, the 3 weeks there were a total waste. Fuck photolithography.

[Kyle Orton]

Let's compare yours to mine.

UA, 1st in the Pac-10. ASU, last in the Pac-10. I win.

[DMC]

UA, 1st in the Pac-10. ASU, last in the Pac-10. I win.
Eh?

Do you have a degree?

[DMC]

Didn't think so,

lol, fan smack about colleges you never attended.

[Kyle Orton]

Eh?

Do you have a degree?

There you go again raving about the degree no one has ever seen. And no tbh most people my age generally are still working on their degrees.

[Kyle Orton]

Didn't think so,

lol, fan smack about colleges you never attended.

Try currently attending.

[DMC]

No I don't have a degree, but I slept in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[DMC]

Try currently attending.

lol @ the butthurt

[Kyle Orton]

When you've done something, let me know. mmmkay?

Tbh nice backpedaling. I do know that whenever I get my degree people will have seen it :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

This thread has established that every fanbase on ST dislikes DMC, which isn't surprising, but still funny..I'm going to put him on my ignore list, simple solution..

I like Kori's idea of limiting certain poster's ability to make threads, to 1 or so, per week..I don't blame those posters, but if gnsf can't help themselves, then it's the proper solution..I don't know if that can actually be done, but if it can, then it would help..

I would also suggest doing something with koriwhat, since he's the biggest troll on ST, he tries to bait everybody..

There should also be a "SpursTalk FAQ" thread, stickied for the NBA forum, where casual visitors/new visitors can visit, where they would learn about which posters to ignore..

The best idea is for posters to make threads and attempt to discuss, instead of just whining and being pussies..

[Kyle Orton]

lol @ the butthurt

lol @ indecisive post editing because your argument keeps changing

[Axe Murderer]

crofl DMC might as well make fun of 2nd graders for not passing elementary school

[DMC]

Tbh nice backpedaling. I do know that whenever I get my degree people will have seen it :lol

I'm sure you will show your degree to everyone you know. Then you will be pissed as fuck when you find out your first boss doesn't even have a degree but he's making a lot more than you.

[DMC]

crofl DMC might as well make fun of 2nd graders for not passing elementary school
True...

Good analogy.

[Mel_13]

lWhen you've done something, let me know. mmmkay?

Like more than 80 posts in one thread since this morning?

[Kyle Orton]

I'm sure you will show your degree to everyone you know.

Yeah and then I'll go on the internet and brag about it.

[DMC]

lol @ indecisive post editing because your argument keeps changing

the emo is getting to you... fight it... don't let it win.

[DMC]

Yeah and then I'll go on the internet and brag about it.
You're bragging now and don't even have it.

[DMC]

Like more than 80 posts in one thread since this morning?

81 now, thanks!

[Axe Murderer]

tbh, 81 isn't correct.

DMC has posted 134 times today. You have to go to page 6 on his post search just to find a post from yesterday :lmao

[Kyle Orton]

the emo is getting to you... fight it... don't let it win.

lol randomly going back to that crutch when I don't even care about a message I made up to troll Tyson_Chandler

[DMC]

tbh, 81 isn't correct.

DMC has posted 134 times today. You have to go to page 6 on his post search just to find a post from yesterday :lmao

When I am on troll account 15, let's talk.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Quite frankly the only way this could look worse is if Kool Aid and Luva showed up to declare how well DMC was doing.

[DMC]

lol randomly going back to that crutch when I don't even care about a message I made up to troll Tyson_Chandler

Sure. Double standards eh?

emo boy

[Kyle Orton]

You're bragging now and don't even have it.

Yeah I'm bragging about having a degree by saying I don't have a degree. That makes tons of sense coming from the guy who claims to have a degree that no one has seen.

[DMC]

Quite frankly the only way this could look worse is if Kool Aid and Luva showed up to declare how well DMC was doing.
Or if the rest of you ass clowns who are so butt hurt over the NBA Forum being closed keep filtering in because you have no where to go.

[Kyle Orton]

you have no where to go.

coming from the guy who's posted 134 times today :lmao

[DMC]

Yeah I'm bragging about having a degree by saying I don't have a degree. That makes tons of sense coming from the guy who claims to have a degree that no one has seen.

Just as much sense as claiming I was bragging about having a degree when I just challenged you to put up or shut up after you claimed I did not have a degree.

Sucks when it comes back at you, huh faggot emo boy?

[Axe Murderer]

I want Demarcus Cousins to play for the Pistons! I want the oil to stop gushing into the gulf! I want a President who has leadership skills during a crisis! I want Chauncey Billups to find the fountain of youth (he's starting to look old)! I want school funding! What do you want to rub the genie for?

[DMC]

coming from the guy who's posted 134 times today :lmao

Is that a new record?

[DMC]

I want Demarcus Cousins to play for the Pistons! I want the oil to stop gushing into the gulf! I want a President who has leadership skills during a crisis! I want Chauncey Billups to find the fountain of youth (he's starting to look old)! I want school funding! What do you want to rub the genie for?
for you to stfu

[Axe Murderer]

lol getting asshurt over that

lol #139

[Kyle Orton]

Just as much sense as claiming I was bragging about having a degree when I just challenged you to put up or shut up after you claimed I did not have a degree.

Sucks when it comes back at you, huh faggot emo boy?

You randomly brought up the word "degree" in this argument when I made no such claim.

[Axe Murderer]

lol another asshurt reply coming

lol #140

[jeebus]

lol another asshurt reply coming

lol #140
that's like predicting whether or not a mexican girl will get pregnant in high school

[Axe Murderer]

:lmao @ DMC running away after calling him out on his post count

:cry i have a life you know guys :cry

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao @ DMC running away after calling him out on his post count

:cry i have a life you know guys :cry

UMP, with the goods, tbh, fwiw, imo, it was a mistake to rush for a frat (and whatever else my emo message said), yeah I got calf tats, America eatin' lunch, last thing I ever say to you on this forum, etc.

[jag]

This thread has established that every fanbase on ST dislikes DMC, which isn't surprising, but still funny..I'm going to put him on my ignore list, simple solution..



No matter how annoying laker fan is or how tired certain trolling can be, DMC is the epitome of what everyone at Spurstalk hates.

The funniest part is that in his mind he thinks he's not being repeatedly shit on.

[dirkdirkastan]

Is that a new record?

Its the record for "no life". How's that job search coming.... oh wait.

[Axe Murderer]

UMP, with the goods, tbh, fwiw, imo, it was a mistake to rush for a frat (and whatever else my emo message said), yeah I got calf tats, America eatin' lunch, last thing I ever say to you on this forum, etc.

yeah dream on little man, i have a drinking problem, the apollo missions were faked, stretch loves the reach around, assumptions assumption assumptions! that's all yall got fags!, etc.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wait, is the 100+ posts in one day legit?..it would be very impressive for somebody to have such a high quantity, without any quality whatsoever..

[GeorgeShinnLooms]

yeah dream on little man, i have a drinking problem, the apollo missions were faked, stretch loves the reach around, assumptions assumption assumptions! that's all yall got fags!, etc.

Reach-arounds? DMC will definitely be back.

[redzero]

Wait, is the 100+ posts in one day legit?..it would be very impressive for somebody to have such a high quantity, without any quality whatsoever..

I spammed the fuck out of one of stretch's topics in the Club once. That was easily over 100 posts.

[jeebus]

Wait, is the 100+ posts in one day legit?..it would be very impressive for somebody to have such a high quantity, without any quality whatsoever..
well, he's had over 75 posts since 3pm CST. I'm sure he'll be pushing 300 by the end of the day

[DMC]

You randomly brought up the word "degree" in this argument when I made no such claim.




liberal arts degrees don't count. and if in any way you're insinuating that either me or DoK are wasting your parents money, you're wrong. Dok is smart as hell and while i can't speak for his gpa, i can say mine is a 3.7 which isn't perfect but in a high demand field like accounting, i think i'll be fine. probably even double major and get a 2nd degree in finance, then decide either to go to grad school and get my CPA or do something totally different. so yeah, you're a professional taco bell manager and you get trolled continually by some professional trolls, who will some day be more professional than you in the business world as well. good day faggot


My response




Again, you are no detective.

My degree is in engineering. My specialty is particle physics.

Accounting... that's a masculine career.


And here you are, and I didn't even pull your emo chain.



Tbh I'm guessing you got this engineering degree at MIT with honors?


Then Tyson says this:



yeah, i'll bet you have an engineering degree with those kind of debate skills. you write and sound like a high school dropout, no exaggeration. funny how everyone's the shit on the internet.

This is where the bet got started.

You came in later with your bet, but neither of you produced. I don't imagine either of you have 500.00 to spare.

From there you've made the "beat your chest over your degree" strawman and have been flailing at it since.

No wonder your other accounts get banned.

[MannyIsGod]

Is DMC really looking for a job?

[Native American]

The term "stubborn as a mule" was actually coined from a Tonkawa tribe who raised and used mules for centuries in their labour and travels. Known as an animal that would often refuse to move or budge regardless of the amount of beatings it took, the mule quickly became the essence of ignorant stubbornness to the Nilhailai people. Even getting beaten within an inch of their lives, mules often stood still instead of running or walking away from harm, too ignorant to know better. And by that I mean, at some point during a vicious beating, you must Run DMC. Come along. Walk this way, you stupid mule.

[DMC]

Wait, is the 100+ posts in one day legit?..it would be very impressive for somebody to have such a high quantity, without any quality whatsoever..

Really?

All the spam like quoting the same sentence over and over until the filter says stop, that's quality? You guys are showing with there's no NBA Forum.

[DMC]

Is DMC really looking for a job?

I am allergic to taco stands.

[MannyIsGod]

So in between posting nearly 16 times a day DMC is at tittie bars and building large hadron colliders.?

[MannyIsGod]

I am allergic to taco stands.

An unemployed engineer? Woooooooooooooooooooooooow.

[DMC]

Reach-arounds? DMC will definitely be back.

legrider mentality is hilarious. It was funny 15 years ago and it's still funny. Your generation is fucked.

[redzero]

The term "stubborn as a mule" was actually coined from a Tonkawa tribe who raised and used mules for centuries in their labour and travels. Known as an animal that would often refuse to move or budge regardless of the amount of beatings it took, the mule quickly became the essence of ignorant stubbornness to the Nilhailai people. Even getting beaten within an inch of their lives, mules often stood still instead of running or walking away from harm, too ignorant to know better. And by that I mean, at some point during a vicious beating, you must Run DMC. Come along. Walk this way, you stupid mule.

:lol A Native American appearance.

[DMC]

An unemployed engineer? Woooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Nah it's President's Day, fool.

[GeorgeShinnLooms]

I am allergic to taco stands.

Dude. That's not cool. Everyone knows Manny works at the banana stand. Fucking racist.

[MannyIsGod]

Actually I work at the reach around stand.

[DMC]

So in between posting nearly 16 times a day DMC is at tittie bars and building large hadron colliders.?
Stay in your realm of two word responses.

[DMC]

Actually I work at the reach around stand.
That I believe.

[GeorgeShinnLooms]

Actually I work at the reach around stand.

Now he'll never leave.

[DMC]

Dude. That's not cool. Everyone knows Manny works at the banana stand. Fucking racist.
I am not allergic to banana stands.

[DMC]

Now he'll never leave.

Says troll account 47

[MannyIsGod]

I can only imagine what the people you work with think of you. I think you're honestly oblivious to just how much everyone who comes into contact with you dislikes you.

How is your love life, DMC?

[GeorgeShinnLooms]

Says troll account 47

http://www.britishcinemagreats.com/Actors_page/basil_rathbone/images_full/basil_rathbone_2.jpg

[DMC]

No matter how annoying laker fan is or how tired certain trolling can be, DMC is the epitome of what everyone at Spurstalk hates.

The funniest part is that in his mind he thinks he's not being repeatedly shit on.

No fair haired faggot, in my mind I don't give a shit how you feel about it. If it entertains me it's all good.

I realize that's a tough paradigm shift for you to accept, especially since you and most of the rest of these shit birds fly in here looking for acceptance. I just look for laughs, and normally just mine.

[DMC]

I can only imagine what the people you work with think of you. I think you're honestly oblivious to just how much everyone who comes into contact with you dislikes you.

How is your love life, DMC?
Yes, you could only imagine a life away from the chickens and the greasy kitchen.

Since trolls are so well accepted, I am the anti-troll

Love life? You looking to make a connection? Balls Without Borders is open... try them.

[Jt.ONE]

http://cdn.theurbandaily.com/files/2010/09/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn.gif

[DMC]

Awe shit did I run you all off? Did I hurt anyone's feelings? Nothing personal, just fucking around.

[Nick Manning]

DMC is finally getting the attention he's so coveted since coming here. He originally just posted sparingly, but even then no one would pay him any attention because he was a stereotypical gnsf w/o an original thought.

Frustrated by this, he saw koriwhat as an inspiration and thought, "Gee, what if I just spam the board with shitty takes and make a complete ass out of myself 24/7...would people notice me then?"


Congrats DMC, you're a fresh pair of calftats away from being koriwhat's understudy :tu

[ohmwrecker]

I take the weekend off and this place goes to hell . . .

[DMC]

DMC is finally getting the attention he's so coveted since coming here. He originally just posted sparingly, but even then no one would pay him any attention because he was a stereotypical gnsf w/o an original thought.

Frustrated by this, he saw koriwhat as an inspiration and thought, "Gee, what if I just spam the board with shitty takes and make a complete ass out of myself 24/7...would people notice me then?"


Congrats DMC, you're a fresh pair of calftats away from being koriwhat's understudy :tu

I like the Spurs but, can I get lick on stick on tats?

I would have never heard of the guy you keep mentioning if all of you didn't drag it up in every thread. Calf tats. I've seen that since I started and somehow though it was Timvp that had them. I didn't realize you guys were just being assholes because you've not reached puberty yet.

[jjktkk]

I want Demarcus Cousins to play for the Pistons! I want the oil to stop gushing into the gulf! I want a President who has leadership skills during a crisis! I want Chauncey Billups to find the fountain of youth (he's starting to look old)! I want school funding! What do you want to rub the genie for?

I want to go to Taco Cabana.

[MannyIsGod]

Yes, you could only imagine a life away from the chickens and the greasy kitchen.

Since trolls are so well accepted, I am the anti-troll

Love life? You looking to make a connection? Balls Without Borders is open... try them.

You really do think highly of yourself. No love life huh? I'm shocked. Maybe if you showed them women your degree, TBH IMO.

[MannyIsGod]

DMC you're telling me you spent a day off posting hundreds of times in this thread? Damn, what happed to your expensive toys?

[DesignatedT]

This thread sucks, just like the NBA forum.

[jag]

No fair haired faggot, in my mind I don't give a shit how you feel about it. If it entertains me it's all good.

I realize that's a tough paradigm shift for you to accept, especially since you and most of the rest of these shit birds fly in here looking for acceptance. I just look for laughs, and normally just mine.

Fair haired faggot?

So you post 20 times a day (and spends hours a day) posting your opinions for the rest of ST because you want everyone here to feel sorry for you?

[Dex]

This thread sucks, just like the NBA forum.

Cue the u mad references.

[DMC]

Fair haired faggot?

So you post 20 times a day (and spends hours a day) posting your opinions for the rest of ST because you want everyone here to feel sorry for you?

Yes, please feel sorry for me. Can you find it in your heart to have some compassion for me? Just a little?

[DMC]

DMC you're telling me you spent a day off posting hundreds of times in this thread? Damn, what happed to your expensive toys?

I've had a week off actually. Getting wood flooring installed... meanwhile my toy is hooked to my truck and just looking at me. I've been out there a few times but it's just not the same.

[DMC]

You really do think highly of yourself. No love life huh? I'm shocked. Maybe if you showed them women your degree, TBH IMO.

My wife might not like that.

[awktalk]

http://www.luclin.org/files/gonzoie/Die_thread.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

DMC just showed in his last 80? posts why Spurs Fans are a big part of the problem when it comes to lameness. But this isn't new. I'm not sure if he's ever had a legit conversation on ST.

[dirkdirkastan]

My wife might not like that.

I didn't realize Inflatables had a conscience?

[MannyIsGod]

My wife might not like that.

First you make up a degree now a wife? When will it end? Even Kori called you out. Thats just sad.

[jag]

DMC just showed in his last 80? posts why Spurs Fans are a big part of the problem when it comes to lameness. But this isn't new. I'm not sure if he's ever had a legit conversation on ST.

DMC to post a "fail" pic/call Kori gay/call Kori's mom gay/say he doesn't care about the internets in 3....2....

[DMC]

DMC just showed in his last 80? posts why Spurs Fans are a big part of the problem when it comes to lameness. But this isn't new. I'm not sure if he's ever had a legit conversation on ST.

140+ I think, and it's probably impossible to have a "legit" conversation on a forum dedicated to trolling. What are they going to talk about, video games? Term papers? The last chick they did? Getting drunk or selling drugs? Being a blood accountant? Begging for release of old troll accounts?

It's a bit lacking honestly.

[Kori Ellis]

140+ I think, and it's probably impossible to have a "legit" conversation on a forum dedicated to trolling.

Then GTFO.

Here, I'll help you.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao x 3409834028340982304823904832048029842093840932

[Mel_13]

Then GTFO.

Here, I'll help you.


:lol

This turned out to be a good thread, after all.

[manufan10]

:lol

That was well worth reading all 18 pages. Pretty entertaining imo. I love this place.

[jag]

:lol I wonder if he realizes how shitty of a GNSF you have to be to get banned.

[LakerHater]

Then GTFO.

Here, I'll help you.


Whoa.... :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Not even Koriwhat has received that treatment. That shit is amazing.

[Kyle Orton]

Tbh, I understand it sounds pretty stupid coming from someone who's obviously pushed Kori's buttons one too many times as an individual poster, but why is it that every time Kori does something like shut down the NBA forum, people react by offering Kori a bunch of suggestions about how to improve the NBA forum (some of these suggestions are a joke but plenty aren't) or about how it isn't the ______ fanbase that's the problem or other stuff that never does anything but annoy her more? Even I know as someone who's on Kori's bad side as much as any other poster the best thing to do in this situation is not bug Kori about it.

[JamStone]

boom goes the dynamite

[redzero]

He'll be back. They always come back.

[MannyIsGod]

Did he get rebanned after reregistering yet?

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao I really think he's spursfansince1975

[Nick Manning]

Then GTFO.

Here, I'll help you.

Kori Ellis,

I love you.

Sincerely,

Nasty Nick Manning

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_2d608f42183b95c63df532bc2f0034c4.jpg

[jag]

Tbh, I understand it sounds pretty stupid coming from someone who's obviously pushed Kori's buttons one too many times as an individual poster, but why is it that every time Kori does something like shut down the NBA forum, people react by offering Kori a bunch of suggestions about how to improve the NBA forum (some of these suggestions are a joke but plenty aren't) or about how it isn't the ______ fanbase that's the problem or other stuff that never does anything but annoy her more? Even I know as someone who's on Kori's bad side as much as any other poster the best thing to do in this situation is not bug Kori about it.

I think you and Kori need to sit down and have a heart-to-heart. Sometimes a good cry amongst friends is all that is needed.

[DPG21920]

Kori, my family, first I would like to apologize again for the shake weight X-Mas present. I thought it would be funny/useful, but evidently it did not go over well. Next year you get something from Apple.

Secondly, I tried my hardest to help clean the NBA forum up. I did some things I did not like to do, but I thought it was for the good of the whole. Many-a-poster (sup manny) cleaned up their act and took what I said seriously/to heart, which is great. But there were still a few that would never learn their lesson.

I see better days and I will continue to do more work. Sorry I had to shut the forum down for a while, but sometimes, even the most open-minded Spurs fan has to make a stand. Just like I explained yesterday.

@ El Nono, what shtick?

[HarlemHeat37]

Well said, D..I like the "new" shtick, good work..

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I love this forum

[Nick Manning]

lol DMC still lurking on the boards

[DPG21920]

What is everyone galking agout? What shtick? I warned people repeatedly. I try so hard, so hard, to be fair, caring and empathetic to all plights. I offer to help, mentor and lead. Yet people continue to test me (us *my fam).

They thought it wouldn't happen, now my PM Box is flooded with "what's going on????????" and "are you serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

I am firm but fair, and today, well that was the firm.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

lol DMC still lurking on the boards

:lol

[Bito Corleone]

classic thread status reached

[jeebus]

that was absolutely hilarious

[DPG21920]

Also, I told GNSF, just like Bito yesterday about this. I literally pleaded with them and threw all kinds of incentives out there in all of Luva's stupid threads yet they could not help themselves.

It is beyond frustrating. I am not an elitist and there are plenty of literal GNSF's who are good posters. The GNSF's everyone makes fun of don't realize it's not the color of their name, but the content of their posts that make them terrible.

But I'll be damned if DB.COM style posters (#41) aren't by far the most egregious posters. They make GNSF look like Bruno + Jamstone had a baby who's natural gift was to post basketball takes.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol the new addition to the shtick is solid, I just noticed it..subtle, but sexy..

[DPG21920]

I'm just blessed to have the fam rub off on me with their attitude/life outlook. Many other people who own/moderate a site become ego maniacs. But from a young age, Kori has always been really cool and open-minded. It rubbed off on me.

I am thankful for it and everyone else should be as well :lol

[DPG21920]

Again, what shtick?

[Nick Manning]

DPG has had an almost seamless recovery since Kori emasculated him. Props my good man :tu

[MannyIsGod]

Smh

[awktalk]

The main problem is that people aren't creative. So they latch onto a specific schtick and beat it to death...quoting/repeating, calftats, GNSF, etc. If the trolls would have fresh material, then it would continue to be amusing/less annoying. But it's about five general schticks that get repeated endlessly. I guess that's the point of trolling, but I'd appreciate more creativity, more leaders, less lameness and repetition.

Given this criteria, DMC should have been about 150th in line for bannage. I hope this is to "send a message" and is temporary. Dude may post a lot, get flamed a lot, respond a lot, etc. But he's a solid contributor as well. And the last time I checked he's not the one spawning 200 threads when the Lakers lose/Kobe wins ASG MVP.

[DPG21920]

Nick, what are you talking about :lol You can't just use random throw away lines. That is very DB.COM.


Manny, if I beat you in Horse 7 out of 8 times, but they are all like HOR to HORSE and you beat me one time HORSE to nothing, does that mean I dominated or that it was pretty even?

[manufan10]

tbh, this thread hasn't gotten a lot of attention since DMC was banned. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Lol dmc fan club.

[DPG21920]

Given this criteria, DMC should have been about 150th in line for bannage. I hope this is to "send a message" and is temporary. Dude may post a lot, get flamed a lot, respond a lot, etc. But he's a solid contributor as well. And the last time I checked he's not the one spawning 200 threads when the Lakers lose/Kobe wins ASG MVP.

You do realized he spit in the face of this forum? While others cross the line (which I monitor), they know and appreciate this haven for all comers (New Orleans Hood Rats & DB.COMERS alike).

[Kyle Orton]

Where should I sign when the Broncos cut me?

[ChuckD]

Oh and calftats, calftats, calftats.

:lol If that's an offense, you need to shut The Club, too.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Lol dmc fan club.

:lol

[Nick Manning]

Nick, what are you talking about :lol You can't just use random throw away lines. That is very DB.COM.


Manny, if I beat you in Horse 7 out of 8 times, but they are all like HOR to HORSE and you beat me one time HORSE to nothing, does that mean I dominated or that it was pretty even?

She cut you out of the will, scrojangles.

Don't ask me to find the thread b/c I'm far too lazy, but nevertheless you're good peoples, D :tu

[Nick Manning]

Where should I sign when the Broncos cut me?

I see the Dolphins in your future, tbh

[IronMexican]

He got banned? That's fucking catty, Kori. Good move.

[DPG21920]

You too, Nick, but you misunderstood our family issues. Kori loves me :lol. She's only my Aunt, but she wishes I were her son.

I am most def in the will as long as I don't try any funny business next Christmas. For someone so cool and calm, who would have thought a shake weight would be the thing that is the "do not do" "thing".