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[Kori Ellis]

:lol My sister isn't old enough to be your mom.

[manufan10]

I see the Dolphins in your future, tbh

That's what I was thinking.

[ElNono]

Again, what shtick?

:rollin

[Nick Manning]

For someone so cool and calm, who would have thought a shake weight would be the thing that is the "do not do" "thing".

Brah giving a woman exercise equipment for christmas is a dangerous play tbh

[Chieflion]

This is like a compression of the NBA forum with a little salsa on top, the banning of DMC.

[Blackjack]

I've gotta say, I'm quite pleased with my appointment of Sheriff.

Not surprising being Omnipotent and all ... but good work Tell 'Em. :tu

[DPG21920]

:lol My sister isn't old enough to be your mom.

:lol Now you are going to confuse people.

Also, I think I should have been a little more strict. A few pinkings/can't start threads for like an hour when people got to big for their britches would have probably done the trick. Oh well, I'll learn. It's a learning process.

[DPG21920]

:rollin

What is so funny The Nono?


Brah giving a woman exercise equipment for christmas is a dangerous play tbh

This is true. I see this now. But since everyone thought of it as a gag from the beginning, I didn't think it would be classified the same.

[Kori Ellis]

Given this criteria, DMC should have been about 150th in line for bannage. I hope this is to "send a message" and is temporary. Dude may post a lot, get flamed a lot, respond a lot, etc. But he's a solid contributor as well. And the last time I checked he's not the one spawning 200 threads when the Lakers lose/Kobe wins ASG MVP.

:lol @ solid contributor

And the previous post you quoted wasn't anything about criteria for banning. It was me noting what would improve the quality of trolling.

[DPG21920]

Thanks, Holla Black.

[manufan10]

I at least thought he was entertaining from a koriwhat perspective.

[hater]

Kori, go Ghadafi on all these mofos and ban them to a crisp

fuck that bullshit peaceful troll revolution. Flex that muscle

[UnWantedTheory]

Brah giving a woman exercise equipment for christmas is a dangerous play tbh
Yep. My brother gave his wife a weight scale & a vacuum. Not a good idea btw.

[Nick Manning]

Given this criteria, DMC should have been about 150th in line for bannage. I hope this is to "send a message" and is temporary. Dude may post a lot, get flamed a lot, respond a lot, etc. But he's a solid contributor as well. And the last time I checked he's not the one spawning 200 threads when the Lakers lose/Kobe wins ASG MVP.

7/10 trolljob :tu

[manufan10]

Yep. My brother gave his wife a weight scale & a vacuum. Not a good idea btw.

Might as well tell her to get back in the kitchen with those type of gifts.

[DPG21920]

Yep. My brother gave his wife a weight scale & a vacuum. Not a good idea btw.

See, that is just dumb (unless you have a cool Aunt or something and you have an inside joke).

A shake weight was a national joke from the get go, so I didn't think it was a big deal. But even G2 swings and misses from time to time.

[manufan10]

See, that is just dumb (unless you have a cool Aunt or something and you have an inside joke).

A shake weight was a national joke from the get go, so I didn't think it was a big deal. But even G2 swings and misses from time to time.

I thought it was a pretty good gag for the New York Jets on Hardknocks... :lol

[Axe Murderer]

Given this criteria, DMC should have been about 150th in line for bannage. I hope this is to "send a message" and is temporary. Dude may post a lot, get flamed a lot, respond a lot, etc. But he's a solid contributor as well. And the last time I checked he's not the one spawning 200 threads when the Lakers lose/Kobe wins ASG MVP.

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[Nick Manning]

Yep. My brother gave his wife a weight scale & a vacuum. Not a good idea btw.

Good idea to stay away from the perfumes too, tbh. It's usually harmless, but women are crazy creatures...they'll always think there's an ulterior motive behind certain gifts.

[UnWantedTheory]

Might as well tell her to get back in the kitchen with those type of gifts.
What is funny to me, is the stupid prick still doesn't understand why she was upset.

[The Reckoning]

wow. people have done alot worse and not been banned...certain objects in certain holes...

only reason koriwhat hasnt been banned is because he donated to the carver academy.

[Kyle Orton]

Kori, go Ghadafi on all these mofos and ban them to a crisp

fuck that bullshit peaceful troll revolution. Flex that muscle

:lol next thing nkdlunch and cheguevara will be in here telling Kori to ban when they don't realize how worthless their NBA forum posts are.

[Nick Manning]

wow. people have done alot worse and not been banned...certain objects in certain holes...

Read the entire thread and you'll know it was for the best.

[hater]

sup kyle

[UnWantedTheory]

Good idea to stay away from the perfumes too, tbh. It's usually harmless, but women are crazy creatures...they'll always think there's an ulterior motive behind certain gifts.
So no vagina rejuvenation creams?

[Axe Murderer]

I still want to know how DMC is a "solid contributor" :lmao

[hater]

I still want to know how DMC is a "solid contributor" :lmao

not using the word calftats daily automaticaly puts him ahead of a few dozen trolls

[Brazil]

I don't know what is worst, DMC argumenting with trolls during 180 posts or the trolls pursuing him like scavengers.

[manufan10]

I still want to know how DMC is a "solid contributor" :lmao

Posted 16 times a day... kept this place running while others were working.

[Brazil]

Read the entire thread and you'll know it was for the best.

compared to koriwhat, DMC is a saint

[Axe Murderer]

not using the word calftats daily automaticaly puts him ahead of a few dozen trolls

lol dodging the question

[sharpshooter13]

with the goods...

(another new phrase I have learned)

You're the biggest faggot this forum has ever seen. You bitch about the mavdouches shtick, yet copy it at ever possible situation.

[DPG21920]

Not to get off track...........but a gift that went over well was:

http://www.sweetjanelynn.com/

I wanted to get her something sweet, because that is always good. I figured instead of doing chocolates (which are cliche), I would do something kind of unique/different. I saw these on a TV show (Good Morning America or something) and they are amazing. Kind of expensive ($37 for a dozen), but that was because the shipping from NY to TX was like $14.

They are really damn good and they look just like on the site. They are handmade to order and it is a cool little story how that place got started.

[Kyle Orton]

You're the biggest faggot this forum has ever seen. You bitch about the mavdouches shtick, yet copy it at ever possible situation.

That may be right, but, at least he didn't say the Suns had a good off season letting Amare leave replacing him with Turkoglu.

[Nick Manning]

So no vagina rejuvenation creams?

tbh if you're at the grocery store with her you can slip that in the cart...when you get home she'll be like "how'd this get here?" Just play dumb.

Breast implants, nose job, and labiaplasty are other gift ideas that are best brought up after sex....or after you've just given her a piece of jewelry, imo.

[sharpshooter13]

That may be right, but, at least he didn't say the Suns had a good off season letting Amare leave replacing him with Turkoglu.
Damn this forum keeps tabs.
The knicks got two more wins than the Suns, Kyle. I think we should now trade Nash and rebuild further. haha at you if you thought the Amare/Nash days would win one of these :lobt:

[UnWantedTheory]

Not to get off track...........but a gift that went over well was:

http://www.sweetjanelynn.com/

I wanted to get her something sweet, because that is always good. I figured instead of doing chocolates (which are cliche), I would do something kind of unique/different. I saw these on a TV show (Good Morning America or something) and they are amazing. Kind of expensive ($37 for a dozen), but that was because the shipping from NY to TX was like $14.

They are really damn good and they look just like on the site. They are handmade to order and it is a cool little story how that place got started.
I'm not sure I love anyone that much.

[Greg Oden]

You're the biggest faggot this forum has ever seen. You bitch about the mavdouches shtick, yet copy it at ever possible situation.

don't call us mavdouches :cry

[DPG21920]

Long story short, I think what I have done today is make people realize that this is a luxury and can be taken away. Hopefully that makes people realize how fragile this e-life is.

I was explaining this to TC yesterday. I said you can't tip the scale too far. You have to have great takes the more you troll. The reason why some people get away with a lot of trolling is because they bring great takes when they try. It is the balance of life.

[Kyle Orton]

Damn this forum keeps tabs.
The knicks got two more wins than the Suns, Kyle. I think we should now trade Nash and rebuild further. haha at you if you thought the Amare/Nash days would win one of these :lobt:

It's not about how many wins the Knicks have, that's irrelevant. It's about how the move you said was great in the off season made the Suns go from a WCF team to a lottery team.

haha at you if you thought Turkoglu gave the Suns a better chance than Amare

[Greg Oden]

Long story short, I think what I have done today is make people realize that this is a luxury and can be taken away. Hopefully that makes people realize how fragile this e-life is.

I was explaining this to TC yesterday. I said you can't tip the scale too far. You have to have great takes the more you troll. The reason why some people get away with a lot of trolling is because they bring great takes when they try. It is the balance of life.

:lol that is the goods.

[Nick Manning]

Not to get off track...........but a gift that went over well was:

http://www.sweetjanelynn.com/

I wanted to get her something sweet, because that is always good. I figured instead of doing chocolates (which are cliche), I would do something kind of unique/different. I saw these on a TV show (Good Morning America or something) and they are amazing. Kind of expensive ($37 for a dozen), but that was because the shipping from NY to TX was like $14.

They are really damn good and they look just like on the site. They are handmade to order and it is a cool little story how that place got started.

Strong work, imo :tu

[badfish22]

DMC got trolled into a banning??

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[DPG21920]

I'm not sure I love anyone that much.

Dude, it is something you do once a year. It's not going to be an everyday thing. Like I said, the shipping was $14. If not, it was $24 for the dozen, which if you have ever taken a girl to a nice bakery or something, that is pretty standard stuff for gourmet cookies/cupcakes.....

[sharpshooter13]

don't call us mavdouches :cry

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l384/SteveHouse/grintear.png

[Leetonidas]

rofl rofl rofl dmc banned :lmao :lmao :lmao

What was his name before he had it changed? He was another poster before right?

[Nick Manning]

Dude, it is something you do once a year. It's not going to be an everyday thing. Like I said, the shipping was $14. If not, it was $24 for the dozen, which if you have ever taken a girl to a nice bakery or something, that is pretty standard stuff for gourmet cookies/cupcakes.....

tbh a shake weight would've been an appropriate gift after the cakeballs, imo

[DPG21920]

tbh a shake weight would've been an appropriate gift after the cakeballs, imo

:lol I shoulda led with the cb's.

[Kori Ellis]

rofl rofl rofl dmc banned :lmao :lmao :lmao

What was his name before he had it changed? He was another poster before right?

I believe he's someone who has been banned before (more than once) but I forgot who.

[UnWantedTheory]

tbh if you're at the grocery store with her you can slip that in the cart...when you get home she'll be like "how'd this get here?" Just play dumb.

Breast implants, nose job, and labiaplasty are other gift ideas that are best brought up after sex....or after you've just given her a piece of jewelry, imo.
I think she used that technique. There was a bottle of Extenze that just walked into my medicine cabinet. She said she had no idea. Now I know better. :(

[Kyle Orton]

It wouldn't surprise me if DMC and BenJarvusOthelloTron were the same person.

[Nick Manning]

I think she used that technique. There was a bottle of Extenze that just walked into my medicine cabinet. She said she had no idea. Now I know better. :(

:lmao

Look on the bright side scrah, pretty much everything Jimmy Johnson has a hand in is the goods

[Kyle Orton]

Lol bjot is your most hated poster

By far the worst poster of all time. Not even close.

[Nick Manning]

I believe he's someone who has been banned before (more than once) but I forgot who.

right.....:lol

[UnWantedTheory]

Dude, it is something you do once a year. It's not going to be an everyday thing. Like I said, the shipping was $14. If not, it was $24 for the dozen, which if you have ever taken a girl to a nice bakery or something, that is pretty standard stuff for gourmet cookies/cupcakes.....
I make really neat cards out of da struction paper. But yeah...I was jk. I spend way too much on my woman every year. If I give her sweets, I usually make them myself. She appreciates that more anyhow, as she is a baker.

[UnWantedTheory]

:lmao

Look on the bright side scrah, pretty much everything Jimmy Johnson has a hand in is the goods
LMAO. I suppose so. Could be worse.

I miss the old Karl Malone Rogaine commercials. I couldn't help but giggle when I saw them.

[Brazil]

Long story short, I think what I have done today is make people realize that this is a luxury and can be taken away. Hopefully that makes people realize how fragile this e-life is.

I was explaining this to TC yesterday. I said you can't tip the scale too far. You have to have great takes the more you troll. The reason why some people get away with a lot of trolling is because they bring great takes when they try. It is the balance of life.

not sure to understand the logic here

[DPG21920]

not sure to understand the logic here

What I meant was trolling is only ok if you also talk about basketball an equal amount of times. If you really want to troll a lot, the only time people are cool with that is if you really bring great basketball takes from time to time.

[ShoogarBear]

So, is that Isiah Thomas/New York Knicks situation crazy or what?

[VBM]

Wonder if The Rock will be on Raw tonight

[koriwhat]

what did i miss? damn, seems like something went on in here while i was gone.

[Brazil]

what did i miss? damn, seems like something went on in here while i was gone.

to sum up you haven't been banned because you donated for the carver academy

[jjktkk]

Where should I sign when the Broncos cut me?

Carolina, Arizona, San Fran., Minn., lots of options.

[Venti Quattro]

Oh cool. I thought everyone had a change of heart and priorities.

[manufan10]

Wonder if The Rock will be on Raw tonight

I hope so. :toast

There is a WWE thread in the "Other Sports" section, if you want to check it out. lol

[manufan10]

Oh cool. I thought everyone had a change of heart and priorities.

:lol

[Brazil]

What I meant was trolling is only ok if you also talk about basketball an equal amount of times. If you really want to troll a lot, the only time people are cool with that is if you really bring great basketball takes from time to time.

so because you are a clever guy posting good takes once in a while you can be a shitty troll. great logic

[Nick Manning]

to sum up you haven't been banned because you donated for the carver academy

...and didn't outright insult Spurstalk to Kori herself

[ALVAREZ6]

lol @ bannings

[ALVAREZ6]

crofl lakers

[ohmwrecker]

DMC was hellbent on getting banned tbh.

[ElNono]

What is so funny The Nono?

your schtick, Sheriff... :lol

[Nick Manning]

so because you are a clever guy posting good takes once in a while you can be a shitty troll. great logic

I'm learning French, brospice...it's easier than I thought :tu

[Brazil]

...and didn't outright insult Spurstalk to Kori herself

indeed, I guess

[DPG21920]

so because you are a clever guy posting good takes once in a while you can be a shitty troll. great logic

No. You can't be a shitty troll. You have to be a good troll.

[DPG21920]

What shtick?

[Mel_13]

What shtick?

Exactly..

[DPG21920]

Mel always understood me.

[Brazil]

I'm learning French, brospice...it's easier than I thought :tu

I don't know if learning French is difficult but I'm sure writting in French is a hell of a challenge

[jjktkk]

Great lady gift. Spa/massage gift card.

[Nick Manning]

I don't know if learning French is difficult but I'm sure writting in French is a hell of a challenge

tbh once I learned "Je capitule" Rosetta Stone said I mastered the language

[Brazil]

No. You can't be a shitty troll. You have to be a good troll.

ok but if you are a good troll you don't need to have great bb takes to have legitimacy.

Obviously it is better to be good at both. In my case I don't do trolling and I do not post great bb takes...

[DPG21920]

ok but if you are a good troll you don't need to have great bb takes to have legitimacy.

Obviously it is better to be good at both. In my case I don't do trolling and I do not post great bb takes...

It's cool. I'll teach you:

1)If you don't troll, but you only talk basketball, you can bring weak takes and still be cool.

2) If you do troll (a little), but are really bad, you have to bring good takes to be taken seriously.

3) If you troll a lot and are shitty, you have to really post super quality Bruno like takes or else you get the final warning from me.

4) If you troll a lot and are good at it, you can be a little weaker on the basketball takes and get a bit of a pass.

But with everything, there needs to be balance, the better your trolling and/or basketball takes, the more wiggle room you have.

[Brazil]

tbh once I learned "Je capitule" Rosetta Stone said I mastered the language

tbh Rosetta is a cool teacher, I'm pretty sure she doesn't have great expectations. She told me recently that my English was veri gud, I believe her.

[Mel_13]

NBA Forum open for business.

[Dex]

I would say 'the playground is open again, kids'....but that kinda goes against this whole post. :depressed

[DPG21920]

I felt bad, Mel. Plus my PM Box was blowing up :lol

[Nick Manning]

NBA Forum open for business.

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[Creation88]

melo to NY to further solidify Phoenix Suns East. all points, zero defense.

[Dex]

melo to NY to further solidify Phoenix Suns East. all points, zero defense.

D'Antoni is still trying to put together a team to average 200 ppg so they won't have to play any defense.

[MiamiHeat]

oh wow

so this is where the NBA forum went. lol i thought i had a bug or something :P

dman 20+ pages ?!?

i guess ill read through it later.....

[Kori Ellis]

It's fixed now. So you all can head back downstairs. Thanks.

[Brazil]

It's cool. I'll teach you:

1)If you don't troll, but you only talk basketball, you can bring weak takes and still be cool.

2) If you do troll (a little), but are really bad, you have to bring good takes to be taken seriously.

3) If you troll a lot and are shitty, you have to really post super quality Bruno like takes or else you get the final warning from me.

4) If you troll a lot and are good at it, you can be a little weaker on the basketball takes and get a bit of a pass.

But with everything, there needs to be balance, the better your trolling and/or basketball takes, the more wiggle room you have.

You should writte a book "being a good ST poster" for dummies, I'd the first to buy it.

I think I must focus on your first option, I have serious evidence of my trolling incapability for instance once I tried to troll BRhornet oh and I also failed at trolling koriwhat :lmao

For the bb takes I just try to use comun sense and once in a while I bring some good stuff when the subject is french players, I have always good takes on Petro, ronny, Ian, ajinça... future HOFers