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midnightpulp
04-06-2011, 11:18 PM
F.T.S.F.M.B. (Free Tiago Splitter Fuck Matt Bonner).

Activities will include, but are not limited to:


Throwing your hands up in the air when you see Matt Bonner checking in at the scorer's table.
Shaking your head at Greggory's retarded rotations that include Matt Bonner.
Realizing this team will go nowhere because of Matt Bonner.
Empathizing with Tiago Splitter's shitty situation.
Being disgusted at Greggory's and Matthew's intense homosexual relationship.
Wishing you could steal Doc Brown's Delorean and drop Matt Bonner off at the University of Texas, circa 1966, where Charles Whitman was a student.

ChuckD
04-06-2011, 11:21 PM
Yeah, 'cause we just don't have enough of these threads. :rolleyes

midnightpulp
04-06-2011, 11:22 PM
Yeah, 'cause we just don't have enough of these threads. :rolleyes

Yeah, 'cause Bonner doesn't have enough suck.

ChuckD
04-06-2011, 11:24 PM
Yeah, 'cause Bonner doesn't have enough suck.

That's fresh. 2006 called. It wants it's "take" back.

thOOdee
04-06-2011, 11:30 PM
keep the bonner hate coming....im in

lefty
04-06-2011, 11:32 PM
I am in

Em-City
04-06-2011, 11:39 PM
i also want splitter to get more minutes, but i don't know why it should translate into bonner hate.

lefty
04-06-2011, 11:42 PM
i also want splitter to get more minutes, but i don't know why it should translate into bonner hate.
Because he sucks
And he is a momentum killer

WeNeedLength
04-06-2011, 11:46 PM
Because he sucks
And he is a momentum killer

Oh and he sucks. Can't clarify that enough. :lol

jeebus
04-07-2011, 12:13 AM
I will join this crew. I think I get cancer every time Bonner checks in.

CFH
04-07-2011, 12:14 AM
:lol Sign me up

Obstructed_View
04-07-2011, 01:06 AM
Nah, it's too late. It's pretty clear that Pop's going to go with this lineup and hope Matty hits some shots in the postseason and doesn't get abused. I think I'm just gonna root for those shots to go in and for the abuse to be minor. I had some hopes that Splitter's good play was enough to get him into the rotation, but it's not going to happen.

senorglory
04-07-2011, 01:15 AM
i also want splitter to get more minutes, but i don't know why it should translate into bonner hate.

ditto. i'm with the F.T.S., but not feeling the F.M.B.

i like the Spurs. doesn't make sense to me to hate the players on the Spurs. they be me homies, homey.

rmt
04-07-2011, 01:23 AM
Excuse the foul language but: Popovich is one stubborn, arrogant SOB. Remembering Splitter's good play while TD was out just makes me even more mad when I see Bonner as the 1st player off the bench and Splitter the last.

Obstructed_View
04-07-2011, 01:31 AM
Man, some of you guys are really fucking late to this dance.

howbouthemspurs
04-07-2011, 02:15 AM
I dont understand the problem! when Bonner makes four 3pt shots in a game hes a hero. Pop wants him out there to spread the floor... Its simple! you guys are stupid

vander
04-07-2011, 02:18 AM
tiago on court: -.51
tiago off court: +7.76

rayray2k8
04-07-2011, 04:18 AM
About 98 percent of Spurstalk is in.. I guarantee you that... There are a still a few Boner lovers out there who actually think he'll do anything in the playoffs. :lol
It's just not gonna happen guys, Splitter won't be in the playoff rotation when the time comes, so I wouldn't hold your breath.
But i look forward to the future seasons ahead of us.

mystargtr34
04-07-2011, 04:33 AM
All season ive wondered what would it take for Tiago to crack the starting lineup or even the rotations.. in terms of his performance. Its so rare that he doesnt perform exceptionally well when he gets extended minutes.

So what would it take do you think? 5 consecutive 15-10 games? A couple of 20 rebound games... maybe not making the correct defensive rotations or not playing defense like a Blair or Bonner? Shooting at least two 3 point FGA's a game?

SA210
04-07-2011, 07:12 AM
I'm in!

igruex
04-07-2011, 07:36 AM
All season ive wondered what would it take for Tiago to crack the starting lineup or even the rotations.. in terms of his performance. Its so rare that he doesnt perform exceptionally well when he gets extended minutes.

So what would it take do you think? 5 consecutive 15-10 games? A couple of 20 rebound games... maybe not making the correct defensive rotations or not playing defense like a Blair or Bonner? Shooting at least two 3 point FGA's a game?

Pop does not trust rookies in the playoffs, that's just a fact and it applied to almost everyone before.

Obstructed_View
04-07-2011, 07:40 AM
Gary Neal.

Strategic
04-07-2011, 08:01 AM
About 98 percent of Spurstalk is in.. I guarantee you that...




Easy now, eeeeeeeasy:yield OK, I'm in

dbestpro
04-07-2011, 08:06 AM
I would prefer Pop be a coach and start rotating his bigs based off of matchups and stop trying to make Blair and Bonner a one size fits all solution.

biskvito
04-07-2011, 08:24 AM
Just chill and wait for next season. It's not like Spurs would become dominating again with Splitter. Pop had this offense scheme planned and Splitter is not part of it. I don't think he's about to drop all his plans in midst of a regular season like that.

JonNOKC
04-07-2011, 08:25 AM
tiago on court: -.51
tiago off court: +7.76

This stat is worthless - as the sample size is too small and the circumstances in which Splitter has spent time on the court (usually on the court during garbage time or most recently in place of TD)

with larger sample size and Splitter on the court with regular rotations I think most objective fans realize that stat would be very different.

I am not a Bonner hater - I just wish Pop would play to matchups more, but just a matter of what a coach is comfortable with.

I think when you have big man that aren't complete players skillset wise or have physical limitations (Bonner,Blair,Splitter) then you let the matchup dictate who is in.

The other school of thought is you focus on what your players do well, not your opponent, and set a rotation in place allowing your players to fill comfortable in their role which for the most part has been Pop's way.

My hope (not counting on it) is that Pop will play Splitter some this playoffs when the matchups make sense. The Lakers are obviously where Splitter could help the most.

Ice009
04-07-2011, 08:47 AM
I would prefer Pop be a coach and start rotating his bigs based off of matchups and stop trying to make Blair and Bonner a one size fits all solution.

You'd want a shorter rotation in the playoffs, but since Bonner is in that rotation then I'd much rather consider what you said instead of Splitter not playing at all.

wontstartdumbthreads
04-07-2011, 09:01 AM
This stat is worthless - as the sample size is too small and the circumstances in which Splitter has spent time on the court (usually on the court during garbage time or most recently in place of TD)

with larger sample size and Splitter on the court with regular rotations I think most objective fans realize that stat would be very different.

I am not a Bonner hater - I just wish Pop would play to matchups more, but just a matter of what a coach is comfortable with.

I think when you have big man that aren't complete players skillset wise or have physical limitations (Bonner,Blair,Splitter) then you let the matchup dictate who is in.

The other school of thought is you focus on what your players do well, not your opponent, and set a rotation in place allowing your players to fill comfortable in their role which for the most part has been Pop's way.

My hope (not counting on it) is that Pop will play Splitter some this playoffs when the matchups make sense. The Lakers are obviously where Splitter could help the most.

Oh shit. Please don't argue with Vander. He's going to fill up this thread with more worthless statistics and make wild pointless analogies.

igruex
04-07-2011, 09:21 AM
Gary Neal.

Neal is not a rookie, when he was he made rookie mistakes.

itsamanuthree
04-07-2011, 09:49 AM
As much as I want Splitter to play, I wouldn't fuck Matt Bonner. So, I'm not joining your club.

Mugen
04-07-2011, 10:39 AM
It's pointless, mid.

Tiago could average 20 & 10 the next 3 games and he'd back at the end of the bench by the playoffs.

"Earning minutes" is no longer a practice employed by Pop. It's strictly how well you know the system regardless if you're sucking it up on the court.

The only chance Tiago could see any type of playing time in the playoffs is if one of the bigs goes down with injury, and thats a fact.

pad300
04-07-2011, 11:19 AM
.

The only chance Tiago could see any type of playing time in the playoffs is if one of the bigs goes down with injury, and thats a fact.

And judging from Bonner's poke in the eye last night, even that's not gonna do it...

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-07-2011, 03:55 PM
Sorry, I'm already a member of F.B.S.M.F.T., can't be a member of both I understand.

DMC
04-07-2011, 03:57 PM
Neal is not a rookie, when he was he made rookie mistakes.
You might want to tell the Rookie/Sophomore game people that.

Brazil
04-07-2011, 04:00 PM
I'm in the F.T.S and once in a while F.G.P

now I'm not in the F.M.B, why Fuck Matt Bonner ? I don't get it. He is who is, everybody knows his limitations, he should be used on certain circunstances and to give some 3s spark when hot during 7 to 10 mn. It's not his fault if Pop is playing him 20 mn a game against guys like Dirk. I'm sure he is doing his job honestly, he must be a cool dude.

wontstartdumbthreads
04-07-2011, 04:06 PM
I'm in the F.T.S and once in a while F.G.P

now I'm not in the F.M.B, why Fuck Matt Bonner ? I don't get it. He is who is, everybody knows his limitations, he should be used on certain circunstances and to give some 3s spark when hot during 7 to 10 mn. It's not his fault if Pop is playing him 20 mn a game against guys like Dirk. I'm sure he is doing his job honestly, he must be a cool dude.

Fuck Matt Bonner because he misses big shots when it counts. He obvioulsy gets a pass for all his other shortcomings. All he has to do is just hit the three. That's it.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-07-2011, 04:07 PM
I'm in the F.T.S and once in a while F.G.P

now I'm not in the F.M.B, why Fuck Matt Bonner ? I don't get it. He is who is, everybody knows his limitations, he should be used on certain circunstances and to give some 3s spark when hot during 7 to 10 mn. It's not his fault if Pop is playing him 20 mn a game against guys like Dirk. I'm sure he is doing his job honestly, he must be a cool dude.



Oh, sorry, I was confused. I'm a member of Full Body Sensual Massages From Transexuals. Must have stumbled into the wrong thread here......heh, heh.







*slowly backs out of thread*

Brazil
04-07-2011, 05:23 PM
Fuck Matt Bonner because he misses big shots when it counts. He obvioulsy gets a pass for all his other shortcomings. All he has to do is just hit the three. That's it.

:lol once again Matt Bonner is well Matt Bonner a good 3s shooter during the RS useful when he is hot painful for all the rest. In the POs he chokes, this is what he does no need to be mad at him, be mad at Pop for playing him.

You think he should tell Pop:

Matt: "look coach I suck, everybody knows I suck, I don't understand why you give me PT, I don't want to go there to guard Dirk fucking Nowit, they are all making fun of me, let me on the bench."

Pop: "Fuck You Matt, I'm trolling ST now STFU and try to miss your 3s. Oh and please stay away from the rebounds, are you crazy ? last game you almost compile a double double !"

Matt: "Sorry coach I tried to avoid them but Tiago was pushing me in their direction, I didn't do that on purpose, you know me better than that!"

Pop: " I don't care grab your two or three fucking loose balls and stay away from the paint."

Matt: "OK coach, I'll do the best but please stop yelling at me for making shoots... I cannot stand that anymore, you're so mean :cry"

DBMethos
04-07-2011, 06:17 PM
:lol once again Matt Bonner is well Matt Bonner a good 3s shooter during the RS useful when he is hot painful for all the rest. In the POs he chokes, this is what he does no need to be mad at him, be mad at Pop for playing him.

You think he should tell Pop:

Matt: "look coach I suck, everybody knows I suck, I don't understand why you give me PT, I don't want to go there to guard Dirk fucking Nowit, they are all making fun of me, let me on the bench."

Pop: "Fuck You Matt, I'm trolling ST now STFU and try to miss your 3s. Oh and please stay away from the rebounds, are you crazy ? last game you almost compile a double double !"

Matt: "Sorry coach I tried to avoid them but Tiago was pushing me in their direction, I didn't do that on purpose, you know me better than that!"

Pop: " I don't care grab your two or three fucking loose balls and stay away from the paint."

Matt: "OK coach, I'll do the best but please stop yelling at me for making shoots... I cannot stand that anymore, you're so mean :cry"

:lmao

easy7
04-07-2011, 06:22 PM
Yesterday Spurs were leading 14-10 in the first quarter, Bonner came in and next thing you know Spurs were behind 22 to 14. I know he has some good days but they are not often and are too far in between now. I just hope that he can turn it around and hustle some more come playoffs time. I know, I know that history has shown us it will not happen, but that is what faith is all about. :hat

DMC
04-07-2011, 06:29 PM
Yesterday Spurs were leading 14-10 in the first quarter, Bonner came in and next thing you know Spurs were behind 22 to 14. I know he has some good days but they are not often and are too far in between now. I just hope that he can turn it around and hustle some more come playoffs time. I know, I know that history has shown us it will not happen, but that is what faith is all about. :hat
No, that's what stupidity is all about. If it's just about faith, bet all your money on it. If it's just about hope, that's different.

easy7
04-07-2011, 06:33 PM
No, that's what stupidity is all about. If it's just about faith, bet all your money on it. If it's just about hope, that's different.

If I had that type of faith I would be able to walk in water. Fuck Bonner.. :lmao :lmao :lmao

Brazil
04-07-2011, 07:55 PM
If I had that type of faith I would be able to walk in water. Fuck Bonner.. :lmao :lmao :lmao

Bonner knows he sucks Pop just obliges him to play

Obstructed_View
04-07-2011, 08:11 PM
Neal is not a rookie, when he was he made rookie mistakes.

Are you trying to be clever? If so, you need to explain, because I don't get it.

Mad Bonner
04-07-2011, 08:12 PM
keep the bonner hate coming....im in
Bitch

I am in
bitch

Because he sucks
And he is a momentum killer
bitch

Oh and he sucks. Can't clarify that enough. :lol
bitch

I will join this crew. I think I get cancer every time Bonner checks in.
bitch

:lol Sign me up
bitch

Man, some of you guys are really fucking late to this dance.
Bitch

About 98 percent of Spurstalk is in.. I guarantee you that... There are a still a few Boner lovers out there who actually think he'll do anything in the playoffs. :lol
It's just not gonna happen guys, Splitter won't be in the playoff rotation when the time comes, so I wouldn't hold your breath.
But i look forward to the future seasons ahead of us.
bitch

I'm in!
Bitch
And the op is a double bitch that eats cawk and loves it up the ass.


Easy now, eeeeeeeasy:yield OK, I'm in
Bitch

Brazil
04-07-2011, 08:19 PM
A bonner troll ?