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H.A.L.
05-11-2011, 09:29 PM
This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 134133

H.A.L.
05-11-2011, 09:29 PM
This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 128558

CuckingFunt
05-11-2011, 09:29 PM
That's a fair amount of bitches.

CuckingFunt
05-11-2011, 09:31 PM
Hokey smokes! I split it. I FINALLY split it!!

mrsmaalox
05-11-2011, 09:33 PM
Wow, over a year since the last split??

ashbeeigh
05-11-2011, 09:36 PM
I stopped paying attention to when the thing was supposed to split.

CuckingFunt
05-11-2011, 09:39 PM
I stopped paying attention to when the thing was supposed to split.

Me too. Didn't even know it was close. That version lasted so long I think I assumed it would never split.

ashbeeigh
05-11-2011, 09:41 PM
A post here and there every few days by Steven was a surprise. What I forgot was that those posts got it closer to splitting. Ha. Bets on how long it will take this one to split?

Viva Las Espuelas
05-11-2011, 09:43 PM
oh wow. that was weird.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-11-2011, 09:43 PM
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. I'm not letting this one go to waste


VGMZTCfuYVk:tu

Cant_Be_Faded
05-11-2011, 09:52 PM
ninja ninja RAP

Frenzy
05-12-2011, 12:22 AM
That background sax-a-ma-phone music in the lethal weapon movies is so freakin annoying.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 12:10 PM
Uahy-ybKBZ0

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 12:14 PM
Skid Row kicks ass. They make Hanson look like Hanson.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 12:14 PM
Although Mmm Bop is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 12:40 PM
I hate you all.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 12:50 PM
I just laughed at an SNL digital short for the first time since Natalie Portman did that song.

mrsmaalox
05-12-2011, 12:55 PM
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. I'm not letting this one go to waste


VGMZTCfuYVk:tu

Is that thing height adjustable? I wonder if they start having those at the sperm banks will the number of donations increase? And then the employees will get in a tizzy when the power goes out? And then people will say "remember when we had to do this manually? Boy I love technology!" and grandpas will be all "in the olden days we had to walk 2 miles in the snow just to jerk off into a jar"?

RandomGuy
05-12-2011, 01:11 PM
The Quattro is dead, long live the Quattro

(with apologies to Sugar Bear)

RandomGuy
05-12-2011, 01:18 PM
All hail the original.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80968

(think that is the first one)

(edit)

No, it wasn't. Hmmm..

ashbeeigh
05-12-2011, 01:21 PM
All hail the original.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80968

(think that is the first one)

Oh dear no. You are nowhere near correct, sir.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 01:27 PM
RandomGuy fail

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 01:28 PM
The original is hidden beneath the depths of the Ellis Mansion. I believe there are a series of riddles that must be solved in order to gain access to the cavern that holds the original Free Quattro Razor. Only 3 have tried to access it. None of them are alive to tell their tale.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 01:29 PM
It's exactly like Indiana Jones 3.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 01:31 PM
Personally I feel that the 3rd Indiana Jones movie was the strongest.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 01:33 PM
timvp dresses like a knight in protection of the original Free Quattro Razor.

RandomGuy
05-12-2011, 01:33 PM
Oh dear no. You are nowhere near correct, sir.

Gotcha. Original seems to be lost to the sands of time. Looked through the classic threads and it wasn't there. (might have missed it, but lunch hour is up, so no more time on that)

ashbeeigh
05-12-2011, 02:51 PM
Gotcha. Original seems to be lost to the sands of time. Looked through the classic threads and it wasn't there. (might have missed it, but lunch hour is up, so no more time on that)

Kori said something about bringing it back again one day....however it just got so big that the ST servers just couldn't handle it anymore. That's when splitting started. It was just never the same after. You were close with bumping thr Mach 3.

CuckingFunt
05-12-2011, 06:17 PM
The original thread has been missing every since I was still a lurker. Never got my chance to contribute.

Truly one of my biggest regrets.

NASpurs
05-12-2011, 06:30 PM
The Internet Way Back Machine teases us with the grandeur of what once was.

Fuck you Internet Way Back Machine. Fuck you.

http://replay.web.archive.org/20060424163027/http://spurstalk.com/forums/

This thread still blows.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 09:26 PM
The Internet Way Back Machine teases us with the grandeur of what once was.

Fuck you Internet Way Back Machine. Fuck you.

http://replay.web.archive.org/20060424163027/http://spurstalk.com/forums/

This thread still blows.

:depressed

The good ol' days.

ashbeeigh
05-12-2011, 09:30 PM
:depressed

The good ol' days.

nevermind. I spoke too soon. I didn't click far enough back.

ashbeeigh
05-12-2011, 09:35 PM
Nope...nope...nope...you can't get it. You have to log in and then it takes you to 2006. It's buried underneath timvp's inground pool.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2011, 09:49 PM
I would like to digitally preserve a full copy of the Free Quattro Razor.

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2011, 12:46 AM
http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/news/2011/atari-teenage-riot-is-this-hyperreal.jpg :smokin

-horry

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2011, 11:26 AM
I've listened to this album 4 times since last night and I am ready to destroy something. :smokin

-horry

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2011, 11:26 AM
REARRANGE YOUR SYNAPSES!!!!!!!!! :smokin

-horry

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2011, 11:31 AM
I didn't realize I can't read Chinese.

ashbeeigh
05-13-2011, 11:50 AM
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dc83853c1933.jpg

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:49 PM
I didn't realize I can't read Chinese.

Yeah but can u chop su-su-sudio?

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 10:50 PM
Can you suck abraham lincoln off a penny tbh

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:51 PM
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dc83853c1933.jpg

that kid gets an A+ with a gold star in my ledger!

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 10:52 PM
ashbeeigh can you finally post a pic of your jugs? I've always wanted to try masturbating and throwing up at the same time.

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:52 PM
Can you suck abraham lincoln off a penny tbh

no unless ashbeigh is willing to give it a try!

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:52 PM
she'll suck anything!

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:52 PM
she'll squeeze lincoln off the penny with her ass cheeks too!

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 10:53 PM
she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:53 PM
I'm SAYING SHE'S A DIRTY SLUTTY WHORE WITH A FAT ASS! we've only been through 800 pages of these jokes!

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 10:55 PM
no but seriously, i just had some barbacoa and I don't know if I want to die or masturbate now

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 10:55 PM
Andrew Bynum thought he had nice jugs, he ain't seen nothing yet!

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 10:57 PM
Have you guys tried the fish tacos at Rubios, they're delicious! And only $1.50 every tuesday!

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 10:58 PM
Hokey smokes! I split it. I FINALLY split it!!

:lol is this a popular line amongst bull dykes?

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 10:58 PM
Have you guys tried the fish tacos at Rubios, they're delicious! And only $1.50 every tuesday!

What's the calorie count? Every food item I have has to have a minimum for me to inhale it, like all good beaners.

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 10:59 PM
no but seriously, i just had some barbacoa and I don't know if I want to die or masturbate now

Did you have the barbacoa at chipotle, it's delicious!

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 11:00 PM
What's the calorie count? Every food item I have has to have a minimum for me to inhale it, like all good beaners.

If you get like 7-8 I'm sure it could be a good beaner meal

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 11:00 PM
Have you guys tried the fish tacos at Rubios, they're delicious! And only $1.50 every tuesday!

fish on tacos? :vomit: just give me some good old seasoned ground beef and veggies :hungry:

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 11:01 PM
what about cheese tbh

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 11:02 PM
The original thread has been missing every since I was still a lurker. Never got my chance to contribute.

Truly one of my biggest regrets.

one of my biggest regrets is not putting my D on those T's :eyebrows

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 11:02 PM
fish on tacos? :vomit: just give me some good old seasoned ground beef and veggies :hungry:

with an ice cold coca-cola to boot :)

monosylab1k
05-16-2011, 11:03 PM
Did you have the barbacoa at chipotle, it's delicious!

:vomit: no way I got it at Alejandro's Taco Shack on 17th street! Had it with a Big Red :hungry:

Nick Manning
05-16-2011, 11:05 PM
:lol is this a popular line amongst bull dykes?

:rollin

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 11:06 PM
lol split
lol clam bumper

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 11:08 PM
tbh, when she says she's hot, you just gotta believe her. I mean look at all the dimes that post on a sports forum without ever actually discussing sports.

Kyle Orton
05-16-2011, 11:09 PM
lol "I wanna lose weight without ever dieting or exercising!"

ashbeeigh
05-16-2011, 11:19 PM
lol "I wanna lose weight without ever dieting or exercising!"

I chose not to go back to that thread. I've been consistently running since November, started eating organically and naturally (no processed foods) and have lost 25ish pounds.

And unless you happen to see me in real life you won't be seeing any pictures of my boobs. And that goes to anyone. Sorry.

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 11:20 PM
:depressed

redzero
05-16-2011, 11:21 PM
And unless you happen to see me in real life you won't be seeing any pictures of my boobs. And that goes to anyone. Sorry.

Can't fit it all into the camera?

HarlemHeat37
05-16-2011, 11:22 PM
Do they look like my avy?..a little?..

dirk4mvp
05-16-2011, 11:23 PM
She told me they were really nice, IDK why she's being stingy.

IronMexican's Girl
05-16-2011, 11:25 PM
Hai guyz:) wen i hav boobiez:p: ill show them:lol

Dr. Gonzo
05-17-2011, 12:14 AM
no but seriously, i just had some barbacoa and I don't know if I want to die or masturbate now

Use the grease from the barbacoa as a lubricant when you pump off.

CuckingFunt
05-17-2011, 01:44 AM
:lol is this a popular line amongst bull dykes?

Good question. You should find a bull dyke and ask.

monosylab1k
05-17-2011, 05:18 AM
She told me they were really nice, IDK why she's being stingy.

I'm sure they're almost as nice as her testicles

monosylab1k
05-17-2011, 04:20 PM
i just had a sandwich. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Axe Murderer
05-17-2011, 04:33 PM
so i was thinking about driving back to lubbock on sunday morning, but i might just pack on saturday morning and leave saturday night instead

Axe Murderer
05-17-2011, 04:33 PM
or maybe saturday afternoon

Axe Murderer
05-17-2011, 04:34 PM
two cans of monster, badass guitar, and my badass mustang

its gonna be an awesome day!

Axe Murderer
05-17-2011, 04:35 PM
i love the feeling you have after bubbling in the last question on the test

monosylab1k
05-17-2011, 04:47 PM
i love the feeling you have after bubbling in the last question on the test

i love the feeling of popping my own cum bubbles as they form on ashbeigh's tits!

Fpoonsie
05-17-2011, 04:49 PM
Eat or drink my dinner? Decisions, decisions...LOL!

dirk4mvp
05-17-2011, 04:51 PM
I'm gonna go lay in the hammock with my new Rush Limbaugh book :)

dirk4mvp
05-17-2011, 04:52 PM
But first I'm gonna masturbate with this new BBQ sauce I just picked up at HEB :lol

Rocky Dennis
05-17-2011, 08:30 PM
I'm going to makeout with a blind girl.

Kyle Orton
05-17-2011, 09:02 PM
I chose not to go back to that thread. I've been consistently running since November, started eating organically and naturally (no processed foods) and have lost 25ish pounds.

And unless you happen to see me in real life you won't be seeing any pictures of my boobs. And that goes to anyone. Sorry.

:lmao eating organic. Are you one of those people who pays 4x as much for apples as you need to because you wanna buy something that says "organic" on the box.

ashbeeigh
05-17-2011, 09:18 PM
:lmao eating organic. Are you one of those people who pays 4x as much for apples as you need to because you wanna buy something that says "organic" on the box.

If it works it works. And for apples specifically.

Andrew Cunanan
05-17-2011, 09:20 PM
Gouda is the best cheese.

monosylab1k
05-18-2011, 12:47 PM
Caramel Pretzel Klondikes = GOAT

CuckingFunt
05-18-2011, 04:13 PM
-MqfiJENoqA

Nick Manning
05-18-2011, 11:35 PM
It's hard to watch the George Lopez Show w/o going into epileptic fit.

dirk4mvp
05-19-2011, 12:38 AM
black people make me laugh as long as I'm far enough away from them :)

Nick Manning
05-19-2011, 12:55 AM
black people make me laugh as long as I'm far enough away from them :)

Or as long as I have pepper spray on me

Trainwreck2100
05-19-2011, 01:03 AM
:lmao eating organic. Are you one of those people who pays 4x as much for apples as you need to because you wanna buy something that says "organic" on the box.

I buY organic mac and cheese as it has 100 less calories than regular mac and cheese

dirk4mvp
05-19-2011, 01:50 AM
How's that working for you?

Trainwreck2100
05-19-2011, 02:04 AM
pretty meh actuallly
put on some weight during the semester

dirk4mvp
05-19-2011, 02:19 AM
Go running with ashbeigh.

Trainwreck2100
05-19-2011, 02:35 AM
Go running with ashbeigh.

I don't want it getting back to my black friends

John Basedow
05-19-2011, 08:49 PM
Does Taco Bell still sell the Choco Taco? I'm craving one of them bitches now

dirk4mvp
05-19-2011, 09:10 PM
I didn't know they ever did, tbh.

Kyle Orton
05-19-2011, 09:13 PM
Tbh you could just go to circle-k or 7/11 to get a choco taco

John Basedow
05-19-2011, 09:14 PM
Tbh you could just go to circle-k or 7/11 to get a choco taco

got a 7/11 a couple blocks away...good lookin out :tu

John Basedow
05-19-2011, 09:30 PM
They didn't have it but this ice cream twix is the goods.

IronMexican
05-19-2011, 09:31 PM
sup fagots

Kyle Orton
05-19-2011, 09:34 PM
sup berney

IronMexican
05-19-2011, 09:40 PM
I feel like I don't know this place anymore.

IronMexican
05-19-2011, 09:41 PM
Hai guyz:) wen i hav boobiez:p: ill show them:lol

Baby!

redzero
05-19-2011, 10:17 PM
There's one thing to know about this town: it's 500 miles underground.

dirk4mvp
05-19-2011, 11:25 PM
great post redzero

IronMexican
05-20-2011, 07:19 AM
sup brah. I heard some 69 year old man died by the river today. Hope that wasn't you. J.

dirk4mvp
05-20-2011, 01:01 PM
lolwat

IronMexican
05-20-2011, 08:57 PM
Det whole Mississippi thing brah.

dirk4mvp
05-20-2011, 09:55 PM
lol flooding

do you ever get on xbox. we need some ppl for a 2k league.

Lefty's understudy
05-20-2011, 10:00 PM
Soon Dirk4MVP might have to update his facebook/myspace status and change it to "submerged".

Dr. Gonzo
05-20-2011, 10:15 PM
There's a flood?

IronMexican
05-20-2011, 10:41 PM
lol flooding

do you ever get on xbox. we need some ppl for a 2k league.

Never have time now.

Dr. Gonzo
05-21-2011, 11:41 PM
This is Atari 2600.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6571/imag0412ug.jpg

DeadlyDynasty
05-21-2011, 11:43 PM
This is Atari 2600.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6571/imag0412ug.jpg

Looks like you got him baked, tbh

Dr. Gonzo
05-21-2011, 11:47 PM
Actually he was the one holding. He got me high.

CuckingFunt
05-21-2011, 11:48 PM
Did you choose him because he was cuter than the other 2,599?

Dr. Gonzo
05-21-2011, 11:50 PM
I made them all fight to the death. He was the last one standing.

CuckingFunt
05-21-2011, 11:51 PM
Good call.

DeadlyDynasty
05-21-2011, 11:53 PM
Actually he was the one holding. He got me high.

sounds like a keeper

Nick Manning
05-23-2011, 09:50 AM
I beat the ever-living fuck out of my g/f's dog earlier today. Sonofabitch barks his balls off around 5 am EVERYDAY and won't shut up for close to an hour. I'm a light sleeper as is, so it pisses me off to no end and makes me cranky.

This morning he was at it again, so I waited till the mrs. left for work and then beat him without mercy. I got another 3 hours of beauty sleep.

What a beautiful, satisfying morning.

Nick Manning
05-24-2011, 12:25 AM
I got soul

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 09:37 AM
Happy birthday to me. Lady Gaga CD for a dollarrr. And Bruno Mars for freee.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 09:38 AM
Good lord someone inject me with some grown-up juice.

mrsmaalox
05-24-2011, 09:43 AM
Ash, did you catch Lady Gaga on Letterman last night? That was like 10 minutes of torture.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2011, 09:55 AM
Some people just don't get her. She kept Dave on his toes. Not like that's a chore anymore.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 10:03 AM
Ash, did you catch Lady Gaga on Letterman last night? That was like 10 minutes of torture.

No, i didn't. I crashed at like 11.

I love her to death, though. I'll have to youtube it.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 10:05 AM
Some people just don't get her. She kept Dave on his toes. Not like that's a chore anymore.

I would think it would more a chore seeing he is so effing old. How is he not in a wheelchair yet?

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2011, 10:17 AM
Well i'd think wits leave someone as they get older.
Ha. A wheelchair?! He ain't that old, but that excuse for hair looks like mold growing on his head.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 10:31 AM
Well i'd think wits leave someone as they get older.
Ha. A wheelchair?! He ain't that old, but that excuse for hair looks like mold growing on his head.

He was born in 47. He's gettin' up there.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 10:32 AM
Also I adore this song.

8LkM1rJwkos

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2011, 10:40 AM
I dig her. Just got hip to her a couple of weeks ago. She was just here or about to be here but I'm not sitting through that Bruno mars crap for it.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2011, 10:47 AM
I dig her. Just got hip to her a couple of weeks ago. She was just here or about to be here but I'm not sitting through that Bruno mars crap for it.

She was crazy good in concert. Actually both of them were. They were in Grand Prarie on the 17th. Houston on the 18th.

And Bruno Mars is ridiculously short in person. He's like 5'5 or some shit.

Nick Manning
05-25-2011, 01:42 AM
I love her to death, though. I'll have to youtube it.

I can't say that surprises me.

Veterinarian
05-25-2011, 12:06 PM
one star thread, will recommend to enemies

Fpoonsie
05-25-2011, 12:09 PM
one star thread, will recommend to enemies

:lol

CuckingFunt
05-26-2011, 06:17 PM
ygI-2F8ApUM

Axe Murderer
05-26-2011, 10:54 PM
crofl Vet, the log in/log out, disappearing act, Harry Houdini troll goods per the usual

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:01 AM
Steven Rules!

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:10 AM
I want to start a band.

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:11 AM
It's Tejano Friday here in the interlibrary loan office. Playing the hot jams from yesterday and today! Here's a little Ramon Ayala fo dat ass.

Voy a buscar un rinconcito en el cielo. Para llevar a mi amor.

dcb0dN0AQbE

Flaco Jimenez
06-03-2011, 11:14 AM
Ju wan me to play accordion? I play real good.

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:14 AM
Ju wan me to play accordion? I play real good.

I know you do buddy, but not right now. Just hang back and comb your hair.

RobertoPulido
06-03-2011, 11:18 AM
Oye Primo, puedo tocar una cancion?

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:21 AM
Take it easy. I'll get to it here on Tejano Friday!!! Right now we got a little Tropa F with Juan Saborrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

OCf3OBwUYao

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:24 AM
Stay tuned right here to Tejano Friday. We got a pair of tickets to give away to Los Desperadoz playing tonight at Cool Arrows on Nogalitos. Tonight is $1.50 well and $2 Bud Light all night long so bring a lady and your dancing shoes for a night of fun at Cool Arrows! Here is Joe Lopez, Jimmy Gonzalez and El Super Grupo Mazz. It's Tejano Friday all day until midnight tonight!!

QgRiVSRhWqw

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 11:31 AM
We are going to take a little commercial break here on Tejano Friday!! I'm going to leave you with the West Texas boy Michael Salgado. Break open the tequila because it's never too early to get the party started here on Tejano Friday!!! Grab your old lady and get moving to a little Cruz de Madera.

f6gME319m-8

Viva Las Espuelas
06-03-2011, 12:16 PM
Ju got it!

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2011, 01:40 PM
And we're back with Tejano Friday! We are giving away a prize pack that includes dinner for two at Tic-a-Taco and a $10 gift certificate to Target. Caller number 8 gets this package. Remember, we still have those tickets to see Los Desperadoz to give away later in the hour. Right now we got a little something for the ladies. Here is La Mafia with Vida here on Tejano Friday!

fWBqb6lZF78

Cochina
06-03-2011, 03:05 PM
arriba

ashbeeigh
06-05-2011, 08:58 PM
Holy avatar.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=9569&dateline=1189444498

Nick Manning
06-05-2011, 09:25 PM
What's up quattro friends?

Isitjustme?
06-05-2011, 11:02 PM
What's up quattro friends?

I feel the positive effects of Child Obesity are vastly underrated: If they can't move, they can't bother you

Isitjustme?
06-05-2011, 11:03 PM
Neighbor is blaring some garbage that appears to be dubstep, will investigate further...

Isitjustme?
06-05-2011, 11:06 PM
...it was dnb

Isitjustme?
06-05-2011, 11:06 PM
You know, if I were a girl, I would watch wrestling every monday night and just fingerpop myself nonstop. They guys basically wear underpants and they are all jacked. I think women are missing a good opportunity to diddle themselves right there...

Isitjustme?
06-05-2011, 11:07 PM
Seriously though, this thread is garbage. As was the previous version of it.

ashbeeigh
06-06-2011, 01:08 PM
damn my sig is hot.

ashbeeigh
06-13-2011, 05:26 PM
like the hotness. And no one has anything to say about it?

Haters.

John Basedow
06-13-2011, 06:17 PM
It sucks, tbh

mrsmaalox
06-13-2011, 06:18 PM
Is that Eddie Munster doing the Monster Mash?

Isitjustme?
06-13-2011, 07:26 PM
It fits perfectly in this thread.

ashbeeigh
06-13-2011, 07:31 PM
Is that Eddie Munster doing the Monster Mash?

Ask your kids. They'll probably know.

ORION
06-13-2011, 08:06 PM
quick ! everyone put your clothes back on

IronMexican
06-27-2011, 09:46 PM
Should I trim my pubes, or let them grow? This girl is bugging me to do something

ashbeeigh
07-01-2011, 09:55 PM
Bring it on bitches.

IronMexican
07-01-2011, 09:56 PM
Should I trim my pubes, or let them grow? This girl is bugging me to do something

Question still stands.

DeadlyDynasty
07-02-2011, 10:49 PM
Question still stands.

If she's shaved, then do likewise. Common courtesy.

DeadlyDynasty
07-02-2011, 10:50 PM
Ever get a zit in one of your nostrils? Shit sucks

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2011, 09:58 PM
Hi. :)

Chachachango
07-09-2011, 10:05 PM
Hola

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2011, 04:03 PM
IM-vsVaa18k

Great fucking show.

ashbeeigh
07-12-2011, 09:26 PM
Is it wrong that I laughed at this being 1/8th Jewish (can I be 1/8th Jewish?)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyi3az0y91qap7weo1_400.jpg

Quattro I need to know.

Nick Manning
07-12-2011, 09:47 PM
Is it wrong that I laughed at this being 1/8th Jewish (can I be 1/8th Jewish?)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyi3az0y91qap7weo1_400.jpg

Quattro I need to know.

sup ash, any luck in the dating scene since the makeover?

To answer your question, it's wrong to laugh b/c it's marginally funny at best. I didn't realize you disliked heebs, too.

ashbeeigh
07-12-2011, 10:02 PM
sup ash, any luck in the dating scene since the makeover?

To answer your question, it's wrong to laugh b/c it's marginally funny at best. I didn't realize you disliked heebs, too.



Ask old school quattro posters. Andy Samberg is my idea of sex in a box (ha! get it?)

Chachachango
07-12-2011, 10:37 PM
When are we gonna smash ash?

Anyways im glad this boring day is over.

Nick Manning
07-12-2011, 10:43 PM
Ask old school quattro posters. Andy Samberg is my idea of sex in a box (ha! get it?)

He was kinda funny in that shitty Hot Rod movie.

ashbeeigh
07-12-2011, 11:11 PM
He was kinda funny in that shitty Hot Rod movie.

Kinda funny? Shit. That moving is amazing.

Nick Manning
07-12-2011, 11:19 PM
Kinda funny? Shit. That moving is amazing.

Indeed, I still don't get how No Country for Old Men won the AA over it. Damn Shame.


So how's the dating scene for you, any prospects? Consider this the Love Line. I'm all ears.

ashbeeigh
07-20-2011, 05:07 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnah5dsdmM1qd65g9o1_500.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
07-20-2011, 05:47 PM
.001/10

ashbeeigh
07-20-2011, 06:10 PM
.001/10

I wasn't trying to impress you. Although, I do agree the Jew one was better.

Viva Las Espuelas
07-20-2011, 06:34 PM
Oh, compared to that?? Hard to judge two things that suck equally.

to21
07-21-2011, 07:34 AM
Isn't Bruno Mars messican? I thought ashbeeigh was racists towards the brown folk.

ashbeeigh
07-21-2011, 07:42 AM
Isn't Bruno Mars messican? I thought ashbeeigh was racists towards the brown folk.

I think I covered this with someone else before. He's Puerto Rican and Filipino.

ashbeeigh
07-31-2011, 04:09 PM
I'm going to get to my 10,000 post by the end of this semester. I promise you Quattro.

Dr. Gonzo
07-31-2011, 09:15 PM
I think I covered this with someone else before. He's Puerto Rican and Filipino.

gross

ashbeeigh
07-31-2011, 09:58 PM
gross

Get the hell outta here. He's gawjus. You're just all sorts of jealous.

1Billups 1
08-06-2011, 01:40 AM
Hi. :)

ashbeeigh
08-06-2011, 07:08 AM
Hi. :)

Oh my god. That goes in my fucking sig.

TheQuattro
08-06-2011, 07:17 AM
I'm going to get to my 10,000 post by the end of this semester. I promise you Quattro.

Glad I could help.

CuckingFunt
08-06-2011, 09:22 AM
Oh my god. That goes in my fucking sig.

Look closer at the name.

ashbeeigh
08-06-2011, 09:52 AM
Look closer at the name.

Shit. This has happened to us before. :madrun

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2011, 01:29 PM
I have the real 1Billups1 quote in my sig.

ashbeeigh
08-28-2011, 02:24 PM
I have the real 1Billups1 quote in my sig.

I vaguely remember that day. It's fuzzy..but I do remember.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-28-2011, 05:02 PM
Look closer at the name.

or post count

DeadlyDynasty
08-28-2011, 06:03 PM
hey

ashbeeigh
09-24-2011, 11:52 PM
shit. I didn't even realize I hit my 10,000 post.

ashbeeigh
10-08-2011, 06:49 PM
I miss dirty feet jokes. Those were the days.

Bash
10-08-2011, 10:46 PM
I miss dirty feet jokes. Those were the days.

Shut up, bitch.

ashbeeigh
10-08-2011, 11:04 PM
Shut up, bitch.

I think in the ancient book of the quattro there was a rule stating that you had to have over 100 posts to be allowed entry.

Viva Las Espuelas
10-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Rules lol

DeadlyDynasty
10-09-2011, 03:15 AM
That background sax-a-ma-phone music in the lethal weapon movies is so freakin annoying.

That's just cheesy 80's goodness, tbh

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:42 PM
va jie nuh

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:42 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/lonely.gif

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:43 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1125pn7gk2.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:44 PM
I wish I was friends with my high school principal.

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:46 PM
I'm 12 sit ups away from abs like this. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_cd44272fb78d4e15ab4c5ed09c4ddf74.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
01-20-2012, 03:53 PM
I hate you all.

mrsmaalox
01-20-2012, 04:08 PM
I wish I was friends with my high school principal.

You should give him a call. Chances are he's wishing he was friends with you too.

Dr. Gonzo
01-26-2012, 10:35 PM
I was thinking about posting more often.

Can't-be-faked
01-27-2012, 12:37 AM
Yeah, you've been really missed you fat fuck!:)

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 09:42 AM
I'm not fat anymore. Down to a trim 195. :smokin

-horry

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 02:59 PM
Where's Atrain and why is he still so gay?

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 02:59 PM
Mad gay

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:01 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001236777/gay_man_xlarge.png

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:01 PM
That's how gay he is.

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:01 PM
Except fatter

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:01 PM
And more Mexican looking

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:02 PM
Atrain unfriended me on facebook. :depressed

Dr. Gonzo
01-27-2012, 03:02 PM
He won't follow me on twitter. :depressed

Condemned 2 HelLA
01-27-2012, 09:56 PM
22?????
Why?????

Dr. Gonzo
02-01-2012, 12:27 PM
I would like to go see The Adicts but it's at the White Rabbit and it will be overrun by 13 year old kids. :depressed

Can't-be-faked
02-01-2012, 12:41 PM
You'll fit right in.

DeadlyDynasty
02-07-2012, 12:24 AM
I don't recall seeing a Lone Star Cafe last time I was in Lafayette, LA. That was pretty disappointing.

PakiDan
02-07-2012, 11:36 AM
Should I cut the red one, or the blue one?

Viva Las Espuelas
02-07-2012, 11:56 AM
I don't recall seeing a Lone Star Cafe last time I was in Lafayette, LA. That was pretty disappointing.

that's like hoping for the best in a philly cheesesteak place in nebraska.

DeadlyDynasty
02-07-2012, 07:04 PM
that's like hoping for the best in a philly cheesesteak place in nebraska.

smh

ORION
02-08-2012, 12:32 PM
I'm not fat anymore. Down to a trim 195. :smokin

-horry

I like getting fingered by guys with huge knuckles :smokin


-horry

Dr. Gonzo
05-20-2012, 11:59 PM
Hi

Dr. Gonzo
05-24-2012, 03:58 PM
Steven Rules!

RashoFan
05-25-2012, 03:06 PM
The Quattro is still going? Holy shit...

Cant_Be_Faded
05-25-2012, 03:11 PM
I like getting fingered by guys with huge knuckles :smokin


-horry

Rofl

ashbeeigh
05-25-2012, 05:41 PM
The Quattro is still going? Holy shit...

After you bumped it. :)

RashoFan
05-25-2012, 09:04 PM
After you bumped it. :)

I bumped it after Dr. Gonzo bumped it, ewwww I bumped his sloppy seconds....do I need to get a rabies shot or something?

ashbeeigh
05-25-2012, 09:38 PM
I bumped it after Dr. Gonzo bumped it, ewwww I bumped his sloppy seconds....do I need to get a rabies shot or something?

Bacterial meningitis.

ashbeeigh
05-25-2012, 09:39 PM
I'm going ot change my avatar. No one make fun of me. I think it's a good one.

PakiDan
05-26-2012, 01:38 PM
I'm going ot change my avatar. No one make fun of me. I think it's a good one.

meh.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-27-2012, 03:22 AM
I'm going ot change my avatar. No one make fun of me. I thinksee? that's when you always fuck up

ashbeeigh
05-27-2012, 09:17 AM
see? that's when you always fuck up

No one looks at the quattro anymore anyway.

Dr. Gonzo
07-27-2012, 07:37 PM
Shut up ashbeeigh

Dr. Gonzo
07-27-2012, 07:38 PM
So....

Dr. Gonzo
07-27-2012, 07:38 PM
Where's batman73535283543?

ashbeeigh
08-29-2012, 05:47 PM
People coming in here with 70 posts thinking they can talk shit about me. Like no. No, no you can't. You don't even know about cherry limeades. No.

Dr. Gonzo
09-02-2012, 12:40 AM
Did you just call yourself Cherry Limeades?

lakerhaterade
09-02-2012, 02:53 AM
ashbeeigh prolly went through a pseudo version of ugly duckling syndrome..calling herself pretty as cherries.. alot of shallow motherfuckers lookin for a longterm relationship think an ultra hot bitch is the answer..fuck no. it's all about chicks like ash.

Can I call you my e-girlfriend, ashbeeigh?

ashbeeigh
09-02-2012, 02:36 PM
Did you just call yourself Cherry Limeades?

aka golden showers.

jman3000
09-02-2012, 09:31 PM
This thread reminds me of that cow from Me, Myself and Irene.

Dr. Gonzo
09-30-2012, 08:00 PM
Something is different.