If you could get away with commiting any crime, what would it be?

[JayTheClown]

If there was a crime that you knew there was no chance you could ever be caught, what would that crime be? Would it be murder, robbing a bank or a person you know. Would you steal a rich person's identity and buy a bunch of stuff using their credit card. Would you steal a car, steal a plasma TV from Walmart? What would you do?

[pawe]

Brainwash a supermodel.

[MannyIsGod]

Rob the shit out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.

[MannyIsGod]

Wells Fargo too1

[JayTheClown]

Rob the shit out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.

I like this idea
Fuck Bank of America:lol

[CubanSucks]

destroy every traffic light camera I've ever seen. I absolutely despise those things. I've even thought about the "what superpower would you pick" question that gets brought up like this one and I always tell myself invisibility, (besides for the obvious reasons of watching hot women) it would be to take a shotgun to all those intersection cameras

[Strike]

Rig the lottery in my favor.

[CuckingFunt]

I've always thought that if it were possible to do it without consequences (legal, physical, mortal, whatever), I would love 24 hours to drive like I do in video games.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

Rob the shit out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.

i deposited a $2600 check there one time and i find out the next day they took $2600 off my balance :lol wtf?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've always thought that if it were possible to do it without consequences (legal, physical, mortal, whatever), I would love 24 hours to drive like I do in video games.

Spy Hunter, right?

[CuckingFunt]

Spy Hunter, right?

Nope. The crappy Need for Speed Underground and Midnight Club games. I want a hideous car, painted 15 different colors, with nos and neon, drifting around corners, and careening into parked cars, other drivers, and streetlights while annoyingly loud and crappy music plays.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sounds like you've been pondering that for a while :toast

[EmoHipstercan]

Rape

[Technique]

I want to rob a bank and get a lot of money!

durrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[BlackSwordsMan]

Create a religion.

[CubanSucks]

Create a religion.

you couldn't get away with that?

[BlackSwordsMan]

look at this bible basher
lets create sodomy on this guy ashbeigh

[Jacob1983]

Robbing a bank would have to be number one for most people in my opinion.


"We want to hurt no one. We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero."

[phyzik]

I contemplated this for the last 20 minutes.....

Strictly speaking one crime, and not a string of crimes (ie. murdering 1 person is 1 crime, murdering several is several crimes) and knowing I had just one "get out of jail" card....

I'd steal all the gold out of Fort Knox, then turn around and use that to buy myself a country to run it how I see fit.

Just look at the value of gold now....

I wouldn't be a dictator or anything like that either, I'd probably adopt and mash together some ideas from Monarchies and Democracy, establishing something like the Bill of Rights. Free speech and all that.... But my bloodline would remain in power indefinitely.

I'd basically be the new King Arthur! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As a kid, all I needed was a time machine to give me enough time to do my menace. No one would know what I did. My plan was tight, yo.

[baseline bum]

I would distribute hardcore porn.

[IronMexican]

Rape

Man, I was actually going to post this. Well played, mono.

[silverblk mystix]

Wearing running shoes with...khakis...


Heinous, I know.

[mavsfan1000]

Rape
Kobe's living the dream I guess. :lol

[mavsfan1000]

For me it's a no brainer. Rob a bank.

[O.J.Simpson]

Murder. I'd kill to be able to get away with it.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

tbh, these folks tried to foreclose on bank of america
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2011-06-03/Tables-Turn-Deputies-and-movers-show-up-at-bank-to-seize-property-for-homeowner-#ixzz1OHElPqQs

[DMC]

Of course it's going to be one big monetary take. After that you could do most of the other shit that's listed without a problem.

[Slomo]

http://www.kinkeadrealestate.com/files/1670624/fort_knox.jpg

[Nbadan]

...reduce everyones credit card balance to $1.00...

[Jacob1983]

Inside Man probably had the most clever way of performing a bank robbery. Just sayin'.

[Sisk]

tbh, these folks tried to foreclose on bank of america
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2011-06-03/Tables-Turn-Deputies-and-movers-show-up-at-bank-to-seize-property-for-homeowner-#ixzz1OHElPqQs

That is awesome.

[Wild Cobra]

Sorry, I'll exercise my 5th amendment rights.

[SourCandy]

...reduce everyones credit card balance to $1.00...

In a year all the balances would be back tbh

[Slydragon]

wait for the powerball lotto to hit over 100 mil and rig it so I would win. Taken in payment's, it will keep on giving for years to come.

[xellos88330]

Slomo has a great idea. Isn't that Ft. Knox?

I would wipe out every country in the middle east and take over the all of the oil reserves. I would be rich and control most of the modern world.

[ashbeeigh]

look at this bible basher
lets create sodomy on this guy ashbeigh

What the hell is this even supposed to mean? Like for real?