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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    If there was a crime that you knew there was no chance you could ever be caught, what would that crime be? Would it be murder, robbing a bank or a person you know. Would you steal a rich person's iden y and buy a bunch of stuff using their credit card. Would you steal a car, steal a plasma TV from Walmart? What would you do?

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    Veteran pawe's Avatar
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    Brainwash a supermodel.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Rob the out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Wells Fargo too1

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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    Rob the out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.
    I like this idea
    Bank of America

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    destroy every traffic light camera I've ever seen. I absolutely despise those things. I've even thought about the "what superpower would you pick" question that gets brought up like this one and I always tell myself invisibility, (besides for the obvious reasons of watching hot women) it would be to take a shotgun to all those intersection cameras

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    4 Star Asshole Strike's Avatar
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    Rig the lottery in my favor.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I've always thought that if it were possible to do it without consequences (legal, physical, mortal, whatever), I would love 24 hours to drive like I do in video games.

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    Never Forget David HighLowLobForBig-50's Avatar
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    Rob the out of bank of America. Not like a branch, but somehow take a good chunk of their funds electronically.
    i deposited a $2600 check there one time and i find out the next day they took $2600 off my balance wtf?

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I've always thought that if it were possible to do it without consequences (legal, physical, mortal, whatever), I would love 24 hours to drive like I do in video games.
    Spy Hunter, right?

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Nope. The crappy Need for Speed Underground and Midnight Club games. I want a hideous car, painted 15 different colors, with nos and neon, drifting around corners, and careening into parked cars, other drivers, and streetlights while annoyingly loud and crappy music plays.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Sounds like you've been pondering that for a while

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    Believe. EmoHipstercan's Avatar
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    Rape

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    Spurs > Yankees > Knicks Technique's Avatar
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    I want to rob a bank and get a lot of money!

    durrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    Create a religion.

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    you couldn't get away with that?

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    look at this bible basher
    lets create sodomy on this guy ashbeigh

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    Robbing a bank would have to be number one for most people in my opinion.


    "We want to hurt no one. We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero."

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    bandwagon hater
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    I contemplated this for the last 20 minutes.....

    Strictly speaking one crime, and not a string of crimes (ie. murdering 1 person is 1 crime, murdering several is several crimes) and knowing I had just one "get out of jail" card....

    I'd steal all the gold out of Fort Knox, then turn around and use that to buy myself a country to run it how I see fit.

    Just look at the value of gold now....

    I wouldn't be a dictator or anything like that either, I'd probably adopt and mash together some ideas from Monarchies and Democracy, establishing something like the Bill of Rights. Free speech and all that.... But my bloodline would remain in power indefinitely.

    I'd basically be the new King Arthur!

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    As a kid, all I needed was a time machine to give me enough time to do my menace. No one would know what I did. My plan was tight, yo.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    I would distribute hardcore porn.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Man, I was actually going to post this. Well played, mono.

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    silverblk mystix
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    Wearing running shoes with...khakis...


    Heinous, I know.

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Kobe's living the dream I guess.

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    For me it's a no brainer. Rob a bank.

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