Jessica Alba

[vato loco]

wat would u rate her on her worst and best day?

WORST-8.5
BEST-10+++

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7hVaRhA0HUc/Tm3j3CghJvI/AAAAAAAAEzs/S72JNlIMsxE/s640/jessica_alba_11.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NVFkBFWrjic/Tm3j5jG3PeI/AAAAAAAAEz0/9JhvRf0ayUk/s400/jessica_alba_13.jpg

http://teenchivenew.none18.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jessica-alba-topless.jpg http://www.zdistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jessica-alba-gk-uk-02.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

double tens

[Leetonidas]

I think we know desflood's answer

[ALVAREZ6]

I'd consider tapping her if I were really desperate

[Leetonidas]

she's an Albatross!

[Kori Ellis]

You have to post a pic of her on one of her bad days for people to rate her.

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/12/jessica-alba-plain-03.jpg

[Frenzy]

Bad?... is she over 40 already?

[Bender]

I first heard of her back when I first saw Idle Hands:

http://www.geeksix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/idle-hands.png

[Bender]

btw, what was the name of that show where she had a barcode on her neck?

[vato loco]

You have to post a pic of her on one of her bad days for people to rate her.

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/12/jessica-alba-plain-03.jpg

that's supposed to be a bad pic of her and bbygirl still looks cute, her face is just naturally pretty...no make-up smiling:

http://www.makeup-celebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Jessica-Alba-without-makeup.jpg

most women have a considerable drop-off when they take off there make up btw...women who hate on alba prob look 10 times worse w/o make up :lol

[Kori Ellis]

I wasn't dogging her; I was just providing a pic.

She's very very cute. She's an 8 to 10 for sure.

[Fernando TD21]

btw, what was the name of that show where she had a barcode on her neck?
Dark Angel.

[TDMVPDPOY]

dunno whats the hype around her....

are u guys that desperate to pass girls in as 10s...

[Wild Cobra]

I'm not allowed to rate her. She looks too much like my oldest daughter.

[Stringer_Bell]

I'm not allowed to rate her. She looks too much like my oldest daughter.

But aren't you...white? How is it possible for you to have a gorgeous latina for a daughter? Explain please.

[ididnotnothat]

A solid 8.8 and who would really say "no" to this?

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1282359575127.gif

[tlongII]

There is no such thing as a "bad pic" of Jessica Alba. She's always a 10 to me.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't understand the numerical rating system, so I'll just say she is pretty :)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

She scores well on the face and body index, but as with so many celebs nowadays her overall grade is brought down by a lack of willingness to sleep with me. Final score: 2.73.

[cantthinkofanything]

She scores well on the face and body index, but as with so many celebs nowadays her overall grade is brought down by a lack of willingness to sleep with me. Final score: 2.73.

That's bad math.
You need to offset your deduction with a masterbation coefficient.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's bad math.
You need to offset your deduction with a masterbation coefficient.

She'd still score poorly. The woman played a stripper in Sin City without showing her boobs. That's just bad form. In the pre-internet porn days that might have been a worthwhile metric but not in the Information Age. (Also there's a "u" in masturbation. I'm don't mind the "your/you're", "there/their/they're" and stuff like that in general but that's one that I always feel the need to correct.)

[cantthinkofanything]

She'd still score poorly. The woman played a stripper in Sin City without showing her boobs. That's just bad form. In the pre-internet porn days that might have been a worthwhile metric but not in the Information Age. (Also there's a "u" in masturbation. I'm don't mind the "your/you're", "there/their/they're" and stuff like that in general but that's one that I always feel the need to correct.)

We can agree to disagree on the rating.

But as to "masturbation", I use the "e" spelling because I've become very good at it.

[Jose Canseco]

Doesn't she have herpes? That probably means she's had random and/or anonymous unprotected sex with diseased penis. I give her an 11.

[BlackSwordsMan]

that's a bad pic of her? Kori Ellis with the subtle lesbianism

[Texas_Ranger]

8,5 without make up, 9,5 with make up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She'd get it either way. Dressed up, down or not at all.

[JudynTX]

Is she black, white, mixed, hispanic? (no racist)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who cares

[JudynTX]

I do, that's why I'm asking. :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Albanian?

[Jose Canseco]

Is she black, white, mixed, hispanic? (no racist)

Do people still not use wikipedia? Anytime I'm wondering about something, anything, I wiki it. Not that it's 100% certifiably accurate, but it's generally got what you're looking for.

According to her wiki page, Danish, French Canadian, and Mexican.

[cantthinkofanything]

Do people still not use wikipedia? Anytime I'm wondering about something, anything, I wiki it. Not that it's 100% certifiably accurate, but it's generally got what you're looking for.

According to her wiki page, Danish, French Canadian, and Mexican.

I don't know. I don't buy it.

[ALVAREZ6]

I wasn't dogging her; I was just providing a pic.

She's very very cute. She's an 8 to 10 for sure.

CROFL including 8 as a possibility for Jessica Alba. Since the rating is from 1-10, shouldn't the average be 5?


If that's the case and Alba is potentially an 8, the average American woman is a 2. But if we're including fat women, then 0.5.

[vato loco]

Doesn't she have herpes? That probably means she's had random and/or anonymous unprotected sex with diseased penis. I give her an 11.

i don't think it's been confirmed as fact but wasn't it that faggot derek jeter that supposedly gave it to her?



dunno whats the hype around her....

are u guys that desperate to pass girls in as 10s...

http://www.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=37948&d=1280373869

[Kori Ellis]

CROFL including 8 as a possibility for Jessica Alba. Since the rating is from 1-10, shouldn't the average be 5?


If that's the case and Alba is potentially an 8, the average American woman is a 2. But if we're including fat women, then 0.5.

I thought the question was on her worst day and her best day. To me, on her worst day, she's probably an 8. Most of her days are closer to her best day though.

[vato loco]

Kori Ellis with the subtle lesbianism

[ALVAREZ6]

I thought the question was on her worst day and her best day. To me, on her worst day, she's probably an 8. Most of her days are closer to her best day though.

Ah, sorry. Thanks for clarifying. For some reason I was thinking best day.

[Tinystarz]

lol @ the liars in here.

[Summers]

But as to "masturbation", I use the "e" spelling because I've become very good at it.

:lol

[Bender]

:lol
one of his better jokes, yeah...

[TheAdmiral#50]

http://youtu.be/BAfNTjdFgi0

[Fpoonsie]

Great movie. Stupid bump.

[WARRIORNATION]

she's a 10!

[jag]

I don't understand the numerical rating system, so I'll just say she is pretty :)

6-10 - you'd hit it
4-5 - You'd hit it but not brag about it
2-3 - You'd hit it if you've been drinking
1 - You'd hit it if you've been drinking and it's between 2:00AM - 4:00AM

[Frenzy]

6-10 - you'd hit it
4-5 - You'd hit it but not brag about it
2-3 - You'd hit it if you've been drinking
1 - You'd hit it if you've been drinking and it's between 2:00AM - 4:00AM

You forgot "no rate". Imo it means to "thinking about hitting it"

[jag]

You forgot "no rate". Imo it means to "thinking about hitting it"

0 - You'd hit it if you knew no one would find out about it

[Fabbs]

I wasn't dogging her; I was just providing a pic.

She's very very cute. She's an 8 to 10 for sure.
Understood and agree.
She's one who does not experience a huge drop off without her game face on.
http://a57.foxnews.com/imag-sf/imag/Rich%20Media%20Images/660/371/alba%20without.jpg