Jessica Alba

[vato loco]

wat would u rate her on her worst and best day?

WORST-8.5
BEST-10+++

[cantthinkofanything]

double tens

[Leetonidas]

I think we know desflood's answer

[ALVAREZ6]

I'd consider tapping her if I were really desperate

[Leetonidas]

she's an Albatross!

[Kori Ellis]

You have to post a pic of her on one of her bad days for people to rate her.

[Frenzy]

Bad?... is she over 40 already?

[Bender]

I first heard of her back when I first saw Idle Hands:

[Bender]

btw, what was the name of that show where she had a barcode on her neck?

[vato loco]

You have to post a pic of her on one of her bad days for people to rate her.

that's supposed to be a bad pic of her and bbygirl still looks cute, her face is just naturally pretty...no make-up smiling:



most women have a considerable drop-off when they take off there make up btw...women who hate on alba prob look 10 times worse w/o make up

[Kori Ellis]

I wasn't dogging her; I was just providing a pic.

She's very very cute. She's an 8 to 10 for sure.

[Fernando TD21]

btw, what was the name of that show where she had a barcode on her neck?

Dark Angel.

[TDMVPDPOY]

dunno whats the hype around her....

are u guys that desperate to pass girls in as 10s...

[Wild Cobra]

I'm not allowed to rate her. She looks too much like my oldest daughter.

[Stringer_Bell]

I'm not allowed to rate her. She looks too much like my oldest daughter.

But aren't you...white? How is it possible for you to have a gorgeous latina for a daughter? Explain please.

[ididnotnothat]

A solid 8.8 and who would really say "no" to this?

[tlongII]

There is no such thing as a "bad pic" of Jessica Alba. She's always a 10 to me.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't understand the numerical rating system, so I'll just say she is pretty

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

She scores well on the face and body index, but as with so many celebs nowadays her overall grade is brought down by a lack of willingness to sleep with me. Final score: 2.73.

[cantthinkofanything]

She scores well on the face and body index, but as with so many celebs nowadays her overall grade is brought down by a lack of willingness to sleep with me. Final score: 2.73.

That's bad math.
You need to offset your deduction with a masterbation coefficient.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's bad math.
You need to offset your deduction with a masterbation coefficient.

She'd still score poorly. The woman played a stripper in Sin City without showing her boobs. That's just bad form. In the pre-internet porn days that might have been a worthwhile metric but not in the Information Age. (Also there's a "u" in masturbation. I'm don't mind the "your/you're", "there/their/they're" and stuff like that in general but that's one that I always feel the need to correct.)

[cantthinkofanything]

She'd still score poorly. The woman played a stripper in Sin City without showing her boobs. That's just bad form. In the pre-internet porn days that might have been a worthwhile metric but not in the Information Age. (Also there's a "u" in masturbation. I'm don't mind the "your/you're", "there/their/they're" and stuff like that in general but that's one that I always feel the need to correct.)

We can agree to disagree on the rating.

But as to "masturbation", I use the "e" spelling because I've become very good at it.

[Jose Canseco]

Doesn't she have herpes? That probably means she's had random and/or anonymous unprotected sex with diseased penis. I give her an 11.

[BlackSwordsMan]

that's a bad pic of her? Kori Ellis with the subtle lesbianism

[Texas_Ranger]

8,5 without make up, 9,5 with make up.