I get paid to eat..drink..and watch movies...

[mouse]

I make 12.50 an hour to Eat, Drink, and watch movies.

In times like these when so many are out of work ....I think I deserve some props for this minor accomplishment,

Can you guess what I do?

[silverblk mystix]

Fluffer?

[mouse]

Fluffer?

That is after work.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/jesus-chip.gif

[Cyrano]

Stirrup polisher at the OB/GYN clinic?
Designated groper for the TSA?
Professional troll doll model?
Chupacabra wrangler?
Poster child for multiple personality disorder?
Courtney Love's vibrator battery changer?

[cantthinkofanything]

I make 12.50 an hour to Eat, Drink, and watch movies.

In times like these when so many are out of work ....I think I deserve some props for this minor accomplishment,

Can you guess what I do?

suck dick at the adult movie house

[PM5K]

suck dick at the adult movie house

Good guess, but it also concerns me that you'd be aware of such a position existing (if it does in fact exist).

[BlackSwordsMan]

The guy who waits on all fours like a willing lap dog for your master to beckon you over to him so that he can deposit his semen and watches as he waits for you to swallow it?

[Vici]

I make 12.50 an hour to Eat, Drink, and watch movies.

In times like these when so many are out of work ....I think I deserve some props for this minor accomplishment,

Can you guess what I do?

Collect welfare?

[tlongII]

Yay Obama.

[Wild Cobra]

Damn...

I dislike Mouse too, but such vile responses?

Is it running a movie projector?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think a grown man who makes $12.50 an hour isn't an accomplishment at all.

[man on wire]

I think a grown man who makes $12.50 an hour isn't an accomplishment at all.

I think a man who judges another by how much money they make is a loser.

[resistanze]

Collect welfare?

[Wild Cobra]

I think a grown man who makes $12.50 an hour isn't an accomplishment at all.
It may not be an accomplishment as many of us strive for, but at least the man's working. Give him that respect at least. I'll guess that unemployment pays about that. Maybe I'm wrong in assuming he actually works, and maybe he is collecting unemployment.

Point is, if someone is willing to work any job they can find, he deserves respect.

[DMC]

Unemployment comes from having once had a job. It's not charity.

[cantthinkofanything]

I think a man who judges another by how much money they make is a loser.

A valid assesment of DoK.

[GoodOdor]

I think a man who judges another by how much money they make is a loser.

Welcome to the real world buddy - if you don't make much money, you're a loser.

But hey, I bet your 10$ an hour job is "fulfilling":toast

[cantthinkofanything]

Good guess, but it also concerns me that you'd be aware of such a position existing (if it does in fact exist).

I know for a fact it exists but you mom only charges $2.75.

[Drachen]

Can't be unemployment, any number divided by 0 doesn't exist.

[JayTheClown]

Collect welfare?

Ima go with this
Final answer

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think a man who judges another by how much money they make is a loser.
:lol did I strike a nerve mouse?

[ginobili's bald spot]

Regardless of which crappy job it is, making 12 dollars an hour at your age nothing to brag about. If you are happy in life making that little and value your freedom to slack off all day above everything else then more power to you. Whatever makes you happy man, but it's nothing to brag about.








My guess is security guard.

[step up to the mike]

Regardless of which crappy job it is, making 12 dollars an hour at your age nothing to brag about. If you are happy in life making that little and value your freedom to slack off all day above everything else then more power to you. Whatever makes you happy man, but it's nothing to brag about.








My guess is security guard.

Seems like you rate life by income level and if that makes you happy go for it, but its nothing to brag about.

[GoodOdor]

Seems like you rate life by income level and if that makes you happy go for it, but its nothing to brag about.

Having money allows you to do some pretty cool stuff. You should try it mouse.

[Vici]

At least we can all agree that by any standard, whether mouse is a troll or insane, he is most definitely a loser.

[Axe Murderer]

:lol mouse melting down and logging into different trolls to respond

[mouse]

First time I log on to ST since making this topic so the TRoll card is not valid.

But knock yourself out if you think I was posting.

Second I didn't make the topic to belittle anyone or get the unemployed or people who don't like they're jobs all upset. I was drinking and wanted to see who was a good guesser at the time..

And in the future it would be nice when you make welfare and unemployment accusations you can at least try to prove them first. It kinda helps your credibility.

I work at the airport 8pm - 4Am (hence the late night topic) I spend much of my time eating drinking watching movies and listening to talk radio or music. It's a legitimate job I don't break any rules. As long as no one without an Airport badge gets through the gate I will be employed for years to come.

I don't you see any of you getting on Kori's ass for staying at home making babies and watching Dr. Phil, or koriwhat's ass for getting paid for permanently fucking up peoples skin.

So don't get mad people.......become a security officer.




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[mouse]

At least we can all agree that by any standard, whether mouse is a troll or insane, he is most definitely a loser.

Going to a Spurs site and taking time to create a name like Vici and searching Google for just the right photo to have in your avatar just to call someone a loser on your 271th post just doesn't have the same effect brah, (a heads up)


Supplies I use on the job site.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/vlcsnap-2011-08-13-14h12m17s72.png

[ginobili's bald spot]

So don't get mad people.......become a security officer.


That was a really long way of saying I was right.

[Cyrano]

Designated groper for the TSA?
?

I WIN!!!!
What's my prize?

[Wild Cobra]

I WIN!!!!
What's my prize?
No, he has to lose several IQ and moral points before they allow him to be a groper.

[mouse]

I WIN!!!!
What's my prize?

You get to keep your shoes on next time I see you.




Don't miss "Nissan Man" the film documentary of a homeless man who lived in a 1989 Nissan Stanza for 8 years with no SS card or TX ID he became head of security Terminal 2 San Antonio Airport in only 3 weeks after losing a bet with another homeless man who makes his living asking for cash off 410 and 281. don't miss it!

Private screening at LJ's ranch house this fall.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nissan-man.jpg


The transformation is complete.......

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/officer-oconnor-blue.jpg

[mouse]

That was a really long way of saying I was right.

Some people don't want the readers digest of the story they want all the facts........let me go back and read your reply.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1080.jpg

[mouse]

My guess is security guard.

Holy $hit you had a space I didn't notice you was "dead on"

How about kick ass Eagles Collectible I clean out my storage next month.



Nissan Man

A MAllen Documentary

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/homeless.jpg

[Drachen]

Congrats on the steady job, mouse. Hope things continue looking up for you.

[Big Worm]

I won't be flying out of SA airport anytime soon.

[bus driver]

Some people don't want the readers digest of the story they want all the facts........let me go back and read your reply.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1080.jpg

Samsung, moving up in the world with the new job :toast

[Drachen]

Mouse first let me say I don't have anything against you(other than being a mavs fan). But do you think it's smart to let people know where you work and that you smoke weed? That would scare the shit out of me.


Nice cover.

For what?

[ALVAREZ6]

I don't you see any of you getting on....koriwhat's ass for getting paid for permanently fucking up peoples skin.


Really?


:wtf

[Bender]

12.50 an hour... I can only dream... :greedy

[alamo50]

Congrats Mouse!
Good job bro.

:wakeup

[JoeChalupa]

Props to Mouse. :tu

[CosmicCowboy]

You get to keep your shoes on next time I see you.




Don't miss "Nissan Man" the film documentary of a homeless man who lived in a 1989 Nissan Stanza for 8 years with no SS card or TX ID he became head of security Terminal 2 San Antonio Airport in only 3 weeks after losing a bet with another homeless man who makes his living asking for cash off 410 and 281. don't miss it!

Private screening at LJ's ranch house this fall.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nissan-man.jpg


The transformation is complete.......

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/officer-oconnor-blue.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[mouse]

Congrats Mouse!
Good job bro.

:wakeup

Actually it's old news. I was just drinking one night and realized in an economy where many complain about no work our company is still in need of officers.

I posted a few months back all the people who I let buy me booze in that past GTGs your name is on the list of people with money coming in the TRoll forum.

I even have a bank account with Wells Fargo if you need same day money transfer.

Don't miss the Nissan Man documentary.

It involves many homeless people in San Antonio.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/vlcsnap-2011-05-15-00h08m27s214.png

[mouse]

Really?


:wtf

Your part of an elite few that do!

:toast