Nobody is Above the Law in Hudspeth County

[ididnotnothat]

http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/29483218/detail.html

Steven Seagal Becomes Hudspeth County Sheriff's Deputy.
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HUDSPETH COUNTY, Texas -- He is best known for his starring roles in action movies. Now Steven Seagal has a new title: Sheriff's deputy of west Texas.

Seagal was sworn in as deputy earlier this week in Hudspeth County just east of El Paso.

Officials said Sheriff Arvin West administered that oath.

The Sheriff's Office said Seagal contacted them back in August about work opportunities.

He has been deputy before. He filmed a reality show when he worked as an officer of the law in Jefferson County, La.

Sheriff West told the Associated Press, "It became clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for his celebrity or publicity. He is like the rest of us."

[cantthinkofanything]

Karate guy: check
Wife beater: check
Rock star: check
Policeman: check
Fireman:
Cowboy:


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edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated

[TDMVPDPOY]

seems like his doing any job atm in this economy

[pawe]

Karate guy: check
Wife beater: check
Rock star: check
Policeman: check
Fireman:
Cowboy:


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edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated

Fat ass: check
puppy killer: check
chicken killer: check
sued in Arizona for being a dumbass: check

[PakiDan]

uhhh.... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Map_of_Texas_highlighting_Hudspeth_County.svg/200px-Map_of_Texas_highlighting_Hudspeth_County.svg.png Population 40.

[mrsmaalox]

He wants to get some of that "border vigilante" action.

[hehateme]

He wants to get some of that "border vigilante" action.


or the good smuggled tacos...

[Drachen]

Karate guy: check
Wife beater: check
Rock star: check
Policeman: check
Fireman:
Cowboy:


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edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated


Fat ass: check
puppy killer: check
chicken killer: check
sued in Arizona for being a dumbass: check

Why is it that Segal is Under Siege, despite risking his life for this country.

[Drachen]

LOL! This is from Seagal's IMDB page. Did he write it himself???


Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL! This is from Seagal's IMDB page. Did he write it himself???

"often with ponytail" :lol Yea I think he wrote it---or his mom did :lol

[Drachen]

"often with ponytail" :lol Yea I think he wrote it---or his mom did :lol

It is right next to this picture. How stunning, boyish and stylish!

edit: cant seem to post the picture.... here is a link to it

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[pawe]

Why is it that Segal is Under Siege, despite risking his life for this country.

lol risking his life.

[Drachen]

lol risking his life.

Hey man, The Patriot is On Deadly Ground.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hey man, The Patriot is On Deadly Ground.

Between bordertown food and bordertown women there's definitely going to be some Fire Down Below in this future.

[pawe]

Maybe he shouldn't stick his nose on places where he is already Marked For Death.

[koriwhat]

Fuck hudspeth county! Nothing but dirt roads, a small ass courthouse, a small ass jail, and a bunch of bs cops there, nothig else. I visited their jail for one night and one day about 7 yrs ago. That place is literally hell on earth, nothing is there but dirt.

[Wild Cobra]

Karate guy: check
Wife beater: check
Rock star: check
Policeman: check
Fireman:
Cowboy:


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You forgot astronaut on the last items for his bucket list.

[silverblk mystix]

Karate guy: check
Wife beater: check
Rock star: check
Policeman: check
Fireman:
Cowboy:


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edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated

You forgot guitarist...he's actually a pretty decent blues guitarist...

[Stringer_Bell]

Can't wait for him to take a stance on Occupy Wallstreet and the rampant corruption in our government...

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[koriwhat]

there's only one man ABOVE THE LAW there and that's ol' willy nelson himself.